Hot Slut Of The Day!
No, this is not a picture of KFed's monster sperm. It's the Mexican Axolotl, and it will soon be extinct! A new survey done in Mexico shows that less than 1,200 Axolotls remain in the wild. The Axolotl can regenerate its body parts, so it's a popular pet, but it's not doing so good in the wild.
The BBC wrote a long ass article about the subject, but basically it says that the earth is in danger of losing the Axolotl! We don't want that. Yes, it looks like something that Paris Hilton's mutant snatch coughed up, but it's friendly! It's smiling and it wants to be your friend. So if you see two Axolotls in the wild, play some sexy music, hide the condoms and dress one of them in sexy lingerie, so they can do sexy times with each other and makes some babehs. Or just send one of them to OctoMom's back alley doctor. Save the Axolotl!
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Aww...creepycute creature...sads
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They brought one of these into my biology class at school. I live in California. They only look like this in their juvenile stage I think
Look at that face! It's the cutest little amphibian ever.
Too bad they're dying from pollution and shrinking habitat.
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Oh it's soooo cute I want one
I want one!
I think that thing starred in Star Wars once.
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Oh, I am soooo getting one of these!!
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I love Progressive Flo! You're right, she would make a great Slut of the Day.
Good Lord, MK you must be running low on Hot Sluts. What's next, Perry the Protozoa? Question for the group: Has Progressive Flo ever been a hot slut on this site?
Gah! That is so cute! I bet that's what Hello Kitty's crabs look like.
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:58 AM
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
" It's smiling and it wants to be your friend" awwwwwww cuteness! but I cant hug it!
Coma Caca!!
So cool. Save the Axolotl!
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You're all wrong. It's the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
What a cutest little creature!
I'm a nature lover and I really enjoy all the fascinating bizarre creatures Michael K brings to us here on Dlisted.
Submitted by alcachofa_asesina on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:05am.
I work at the southern part of Mexico City, near to the Xochimilico area where the "lakes" are... now I feel like I want to go to search from some Ajolotes :D
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Hell yeah ... I was just there. I think if you go to the Cuemanco embarcadero they have a nature program or something for checking them out. Look for the signs.
what the?
can paris, lindsay, the kardashians and shitney extint as well?
I'm totally going to copy his little hairstyle and wear this tomorrow.
Call me en vogue!
There are so many odd-ass creatures that have lived and died on this earth and we have no fricking idea they ever existed. It's a large place with many dark hidden corners. Much like Aretha Franklin.
I keep out of deep sea, but I do get freaked out by the microscopic organisms that live on and near us. I can't even think about it or I will freak myself out.
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:17am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:11am.
Hmmmm. Dead whales do float.... I was impressed to read you can find small whales up the St Lawrence near Québec City.
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O yeah, I forgot about that - we took a boat ride out that way a couple summers ago and the "announcer" said that but we never saw one:(
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:14am.
Since we're on the topic:
http://www.who-sucks.com/animals/real-life-sea-monsters-24-bizarre-creat...
Too cool! And it's all on-topic, on this or the Celestia thread!
The blobfish pix are not quite as cute as Angel's (pic).
@CWord:
I'm so with snowpiece about the giant stuff! That giant squid - and that other fish that looks like it should be little and in an aquarium somewheres but it's the size of 5 people...ack! I'm so askeered! I'm scared of a huge portion of the earth I live on. I think that's why I'm so fascinated.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:11am.
Hmmmm. Dead whales do float.... I was impressed to read you can find small whales up the St Lawrence near Québec City.
Since we're on the topic:
http://www.who-sucks.com/animals/real-life-sea-monsters-24-bizarre-creat...
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:08am.
By "whale blubber," do you mean ambergris? The stuff they cough up or poop?
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That's what I thought at first but it's more like decomposition - like the whale died and it's blubber washed up on shore (or to the surface in some cases) before it fully decomposed. They're just uncovering all this now - I'm kinda surprised, in fact. I would have thought scientists or sea people or whatever would have seen and ID'd that before now...
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:00am.
Same. I've been looking at sea creatures the last three days (Thanks, MK) and they all freak me out.
Like this happy guy:
hahahahahaha. He'd look great with a ciggie in the corner of his mouf. Yeah, the ocean is full of species no one has even ID'd yet.
By "whale blubber," do you mean ambergris? The stuff they cough up or poop?
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:03am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:00am.
Like this happy guy:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p139/eponymic/happy-blob.jpg
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That looks like Katie Price's bf. ;)
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Now you guys, let's leave Shiloh alone! She's prettied up a bit since her blob stage.
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LOL@CWord and Snowy:
He gets better too. He has no muscle mass so he can't move. Basically, he just eats whatever happens to be floating by. I thought he would be a good mascot for all the DListed hos we celebrate here:)
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I work at the southern part of Mexico City, near to the Xochimilico area where the "lakes" are... now I feel like I want to go to search from some Ajolotes :D
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 9:00am.
Like this happy guy:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p139/eponymic/happy-blob.jpg
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That looks like Katie Price's bf. ;)
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OMG angel stop it! grossssssssssssss LOL I am skeered of sea creatures too and I am PETRIFIED of the big ones like whales, giant squids etc.
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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:39am.
Ooo, fish and shit just freak me the hell out.
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Same. I've been looking at sea creatures the last three days (Thanks, MK) and they all freak me out.
Like this happy guy:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p139/eponymic/happy-blob.jpg
PS. the ginormous sea blobs they've been finding have proven to be whale blubber - but this guy is a real separate creature.
And a sad one:
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sooooooooo cute!!! looks like a pokemon!
What fresh hell is this?
PLEASE don't tell me you mean Kermit ...
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:23am.
It looks like that Crazy Frog thing that did all those annoying songs. People probably think it's responsible for those and that's why it's close to extinction.
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Ooo, fish and shit just freak me the hell out. (I know it's a salamander, but whatever...) When I had fish, they were always killing each other and cleaning out all the little unlucky fishy body parts grossed me the fuck out.
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Aw, he is so smiley! Yay!
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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:27am.
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Waaahhh! Sea Monkeys! I fell for that scam when I was a kid, expecting to see that family and the mom Sea Monkey with the crown and all.
Turns out they were nothing more than glorified brine shrimp.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea-Monkeys
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Axolotl looks something out of "Pan's Labyrinth", kinda creepy, but adorable.
Some things should go extinct, like Katie Price, Spedi, the Gosselins, Octomom. At least this creature has something to contribute.
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LMAO SEAMONKEY!
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Is that a sea monkey?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
thanks, C word!
fish just gross me out. I am only about furry friends in my house.
cleaning a fish tank would make me barf my head off.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Wiki says they come from the giant, ancient lake under present-day Mexico City. Since the lake is either filled in or polluted, the axolotls are dying off.
It looks like that Crazy Frog thing that did all those annoying songs. People probably think it's responsible for those and that's why it's close to extinction.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:16am.
LMAO! the head! and it was smiling?!?!? I am dying, so then did it grow a new head!?!?!
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Uh, no, snowy. Apparently, like vampires, once their heads get detached from their bodies, they stay dead. One of his aquarium-mates did the deed, and I never discovered the culprit. I tell ya, it freaked me out big-time.
Also, you can't put them in with fish because they'll swallow them whole. Ditto with the albino aquatic frogs and the other omnivorous things I took care of.
I think I eventually gave up being an aquarium hobbyist because instead of relaxing me, my weird fish were subjecting me to a nightly theater of the macabre.
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OMG, I remember we had to read and analyze and entire story about this creature in Spanish class back in the day. I remember it being a very unique and interesting animal.
I have been using this picture as my avatar on my IM. The resemblance is uncanny.
Whatever species this is, it's name sounds like Body Sprays.
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