The Latest In The Ongoing Drama That Is Kerry Katona's Life
British mother of the year (sorry, Katie Price), expert snorter, cocaine tape star and overall busted down mess, Kerry Katona, was arrested last night in Warrington after she punched her money man and threw a perfectly good cup of tea on him. I bet if there was a little codeine powder or whiskey in that cup of tea she wouldn't have been so wasteful!
The story goes that Kerry went to visit with her accountant at his office and while they were going through her accounts, she flipped the fuck out like me when my cable freezes during a very important episode of Property Virgins (true story). Kerry's accountant must have told her that all the money has somehow ended up her nose hole (or his pockets), because bitch went ballistic. The Sun says she started throwing office equipment around before she turned on her accountant. A source went on to say, "David started yelling back so she grabbed a cup of tea and threw it in his face - and punched him in the chops again for good measure."
After Kerry busted and bruised a bitch, she jumped into her car and sped out of there. A few hours later came a knocking at her door. Knock! Knock! You're arrested. Kerry was taken down to the station, quizzed (I'm speaking British!) and released. Kerry has to go back to the police station in the near future for another Q&A session.
This is just another shit nugget on Kerry's head. And yes, the shit nuggets keep coming from her own ass. Kerry is basically bankrupt. She already lost her job as spokeswhore for the supermarket chain Iceland after that video of her Lohan-ing a line of coke surfaced. Kerry's reality show on MTV was also canceled after ratings went into the toilet.
Kerry's accountant isn't a total victim. Dude went to the chokey in 2004 for fraud after investigators found £3.5 million of his clients money in his personal account.
Well, Kerry, you're broke like a Real Housewife, you've got the fever for the bad shit and you're a total shit mom..... There's only one thing to do: pack up, move to the US and get your own Vh1 reality show! Or TLC. Your pick!
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At least she got 2 kids with her ex the singer from Westlife. Bet she gets good money from him in child support. I feel sad for her 4 kids.
Did MK really write this? It sounds weird (and its not just the extrememly fucked up parenting!)
What is she famous for? Besides this fuckery?
She looks like Sabrina Soto from that staging show who is also now on Real Estate Interventions.
This is Shitney's future. Trust.
Who the hell is she?
More people should do this to their financial planners when they realize they've been fleeced.
Have I only tried diet cocaine in my life or something? Why isn't she Blohan skinny?
She was kinda cute for a year or so. Pic from 2000: http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/2098618.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4A...
Still don't understand why child protective services aren't sitting on her back.
She needs a good serving of rehab with a dollop of counselling.
She gave her toadish hubby a black eye when she caught him groping a stripper on their *romantic get-away* to Majorca. She said though that if he had kissed the stripper, she would have divorced him. Kazza's got her limits.
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Brian get your girls away from Kerry now!!
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My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1208946/Kerry-Katonas-nose-...
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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Who is this asshole?
Nothing about her tweezing a piece of her crumbling nose out, to show her step-sister? The Mail has no shame.
Edited to add: An' that's why I like 'em.
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reality shows started out ok I liked the surreal life but now I think they are the downfall of the western world.
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Fucka doodle-do.
ha ha MK I was watching Property Virgins last night and thinking of you fondly! (fondelingly)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Dude went to the chokey in 2004 for fraud after investigators found £3.5 million of his clients money in his personal account.
======================================================================= Sure, I'd hire his thieving ass to cook my books! Stupid Limey Whore I only know of cuz she's a FUCK UP!
Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:11am.
Yet another human embarrassment I know only from dlisted.
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Exactly. Add Katie Price, Jody Marsh, and Jane Goody to the list.
I co-sign with Mike, who the fuck cares about this thing?
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Fucka doodle-do.
My accountant doesn't serve tea or validate.
Submitted by chicagokristi on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 8:17am.
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I love Bang For Your Buck! Seeing people get all pissed about their homes being critiqued is hysterical. Especially when the designer is spot on with their opinions and the owners just look like assholes sputtering things like "Well, WE like it and that's all that counts".
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Coke is only a big deal if you can't get any. They should just call it More.
I like the new Columbia travel commercials. But they need a little "something"...
"Come to Columbia, we won't bust you just don't take any back on the plane. Yeah, we know why your here... It's the last hut on the left... they take American Express, too"
a six shot beats four of a kind...
She seems a right hot mess.
I know who this is only because she's one of MK's dreamgirls.
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Add 'using an accountant convicted of defrauding clients' to a long list of bad life decisions.
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Add me to the list who doesn't really know who this skank is, but she looks related to the Hot Slut today.
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LOVE "Property Virgins". Although I wouldn't flip out about missing that, but I would definitely flip out if it cut out on "Bang for Your Buck". I love to see how tacky that people can be with ridiculous amounts of money for renovations. Money can't buy good taste, that's for sure.
Yep, I'm with mike on this one. I only know her from Dlisted... oh, and showing her tits on other sites. seems like a lovely young lady.
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She looks like Kelly Clarkson mated with Candace Cameron in that pic.
ICk i just pictured that. Shudder
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Yet another human embarrassment I know only from dlisted.