Thursday, August 27th 2009
A Gentle Kiss From A Zombie.....
You decide who is the zombie here (SPOILER ALERT: They both are).
Detective La Toya, who is working on a case where she has to go undercover as a slutty majorette, shared a meal with Larry King and his trophy piece at Spago's in Beverly Hills last night. Larry just sat there licking up the dust off of discarded chicken bones while La Toya rattled on about the mysteries of life. Seriously, who knows what they talked about, but nothing good can come of it. And by "nothing good," I mean everything right.
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Queen Toya looks fabulous as usual! They should do a remake of Murder She Wrote with her in the lead!
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
Oh yeah I am sure that she keeps a napkin handy at all times.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 4:55pm.
Yes! I bet his wife dresses him (in addition to her chin-dabbing duties).
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 4:02pm.
Larry needs a sideways Von Dutch hat.
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That would be the cherry on top of the sundae.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
Larry needs a sideways Von Dutch hat.
NURSE SHOES for the nursing home?
LMAO MK!
wow...a walking dead man and a plastic doll together at last
wait, what?
Poor LaToya. Going undercover has led her to dealing with some real lowlifes.
His wife has a severe case of Witchy Poo face.
She`s probably 189 in Witch years
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:53am.
Larry is still actually in good shape. He can still touch his toes...with his balls.
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That is godamn funny!
I love the old man running shoes.
Why is Larry always dressed young? Every time I see him he's in jeans and sneakers. It makes him look a million years old. And it reminds me of time he tried to rap with Snoop Dog...and dance with Janet Jackson...LMAO!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:53am.
did he also drive slow on the driveway?
dont forget using the turn signal three blocks away from the turn.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
P. J. O'Rourke
ya know -every time I SEE a picture of Larry King touching (or standing close to) a woman, I automatically cross my legs - seriously - every muscle from the waist down clenches in fear. It is possible that he is the most revolting man I have ever seen - young, old, you name it. He has a face that was made for the radio, morse-code, 2 tin cans tied together, etc......NEVAH TV!!!She deserves every penny she will get -
y God - the DROOL ALONE....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Glamour at it's finest!
The King of Talk and the Queen of Pop! Together at last!
http://www.latoyalove.com
The Universal Love of LaToya
So sorry M.E. I just threw a mini hissy fit in my office. I had to complain to someone. Considering my team didn't know that Kate Hudson was Goldie Hawn's daughter (I work with nerds)...I knew they wouldnt understand.
It's all you in OP :)
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:53am.
Larry is still actually in good shape. He can still touch his toes...with his balls.
hahahahaha. Though he has to ease the colostomy bag to the side.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:37am.
OMG. I cannot wait till Open Post to rant: It's official they are remaking Heathers. WTF??!?!?!
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Do not steal my thunder bitch!!! I was going to post about that! >:(
OT - IDK how anyone could willingly have sex with a wrinkled up old geezer that probably smells like ben gay and gold bond.
this post is making me crave Jell-o. I want some Jell-o Jell-o Jell-o
Coma Caca!!
Jack-in-the-Hat:
Correct you are my friend - it's a line form the movie "Nobody's Fool", starring the late, great Paul Newman. In one scene Paul's drunken lawyer friend exits the dive-bar where all the main characters hang, and says: "Vaya Con Huevos"...(meaning in actuality, Vaya Con Dios, or Go With God).
It takes everybody in the bar a full 10 seconds to realize that he said - "Go with Eggs".
Hilarious - good catch Jack.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
The fuck?????
did he also drive slow on the driveway?
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Larry is still actually in good shape. He can still touch his toes...with his balls.
jack
the old dude my friend cared for had to watch Maury ever morning or he threw a tantrum...
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
P. J. O'Rourke
jack-in-the-hat
BWAHhahahahahahahahahaha!! and his "fruit cup"
That's an unholy trinity. Some pretty hip kicks and belt on nonagenarian Larry. Shawna used to be a ho-about-town in LA in the late 80s. She hooked up wid a buncha famous Industry types before she "landed" Mr. Metamucil.
CTH
=)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Jeepster - does your sig say "go with eggs, my friends"?
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:41am.
By some extraordinarily bizarre twist of fate, MJ's death has revived the public's interest in La Toya.
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I think it's not so much reviving the public's interest as much as it is La Toya's newfound aggressiveness in clawing her way to the spotlight, now that her doppelganger is dead/living anonymously in the Bahamas/spotted trotting out of coroner's vans.
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Bottom-feeder.
Which sign of the Apocalypse is this? RUN FOR YOUR FUCKIN' LIVES!!!!!!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:41am.
I heard Weezer again and thought of you right away, it's so funny/weird!
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
P. J. O'Rourke
I just read Jack-in-the-Hat's post -
I am going to faint...
"peanut butter and crackers in the afternoon"....you guys are absolutely KILLING me!!! But there is just SO much that is funny here - I'm gonna die with a smile on my face -
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
By some extraordinarily bizarre twist of fate, MJ's death has revived the public's interest in La Toya. I'm not sure sure if it's plain bad or bad in a good way.
CTH
LOL!! "old balls" hhahahaha Big Daddy is so funny =)
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
i bet he takes viagra.
barfs on my shoes.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
P. J. O'Rourke
thanks Chirio! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
oh God
Cringe/Laugh/Cringe/Laugh/Cringe/Laugh...
Have you ever tried to supress a whole-hog, side-splitting laugh at work? I am trying to make it sound like a loooooooooong cough, but it ain't working.
MK - you are going to KILL ME, (or get me fired)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:36am.
I'd turn gay before that! ugh!!!!!!
old man, losse hanging balls.
Big daddy.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
P. J. O'Rourke
MissJane
I KNOWWWWWW~~
That is some FUCKED up shit
I hate!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Hiya, hoffer.
And yea, gotta give Larry's caretaker some props. She has to endure the 65lbs of cold skin and bones bangin away at her at 3 in the afternoon (right after peanut butter and crackers, of course).
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
snowpiece you look beautiful today! not sure if its your eyes or your lips/mouth situation
On topic: shouldn't LATOYA be saving/finding a way to save that lil creature the Axolotl. I mean knowing how the Jacksons regenerate their bodies this should hit home with her. Save the Axolotl!!
Coma Caca!!
OMG. I cannot wait till Open Post to rant: It's official they are remaking Heathers. WTF??!?!?!
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Re; toilets outfit
is she going horseback riding?
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
P. J. O'Rourke
Between the hat and military-style jacket, looks like LaToya's been digging through Michael's closets.
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Elvis Costello: Pump It Up
His wife is ginormous next to both of them. At least when they're doing it she's not lined up with his face.
CTH
imagine riding LK?? LMAOoo
Gross
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
well, I guess we have to give wifey credit, I could drink til i look like my avvie and STILL could not stand the thought of fucking him.
LOL, jack!
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
P. J. O'Rourke
Halfway through dinner LK probably leaned forward, looked into her face and shouted, "WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?" Larry never seems to know where he is let alone what he's talking about. Never has. I'd love to overhear them talking right past each other.
aaaaaaaaaaahhahahaha OMG
I can't stop laffin!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
chirio, LOL I am peeing in my Depends over here!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton