Friday, August 28th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 27th!

Less than 48 hours after his sentencing Chris Brown was caught trying to blend in and secretly film Ri Ri at a family party. - City Barbie

Runners-up:

ISHIT-N-P2-D2 - iamnobody

Microsoft just became Microhard. - freebird

I don't care if he has an ass like a keg, he better have some WD40 and sandpaper babywipes if he expects Terrence Howard to be his pimp. - fmdoom

(Thanks Ryan)

Posted by: Michael K


AHAHAHA - freebird's comment made me lol! Microhard! Love it! I know a lot of programming nerds and this made me think of them instantly.

The nanny was oblivious to the camera's presence and went about her day as if she hadn't a care in the world.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Congrats winners! Happy Friday to all you sex hookers!

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

NoAnjl's picture

LOL City Barbie, very clever! Congrats!!!

Congrats to all funny hos!
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little_rascal's picture

Congrats to the winners!
Have a great weekend, all you funny people!

kdracofan's picture

All the winning captions were hilarious! lmao
good job everyone

Congrats on the win to City Barbie!!

freebird!!! brbrbrbrbrbr, now give me my funny back! That was an excellent caption!

Also big congrats to the always super funny fmdoom!! And a big round to iamnobody!!!

Sluttsville's picture

Shut-up snowy, you won yesterday AND have the damn hot dog cart; talk about greedy.

snowpiece's picture

freeeeeeeeee didn't you win yesterday too? you GREEDY SLUT! LOL ♥ u deserved it!
congrats to all the winners! funny sheeet!

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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

LOL City Barbie! Yours is hilarious! Congrats iamnobody & fmdoom! Thanks MK & all you funny dlisted sluts & pimps! I♥Y'all! YAAAY! Happy Friday!!!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Congrats to all!!!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

Raul Duke's picture

That's some funny shit there horz!

angel_i's picture

Congrats weiners!

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

Plecostomus's picture

Congrats, City Barbie! And to iamnobody, fmdoom, and Caption This regular winner freeeeeeeeeeeebiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrdddd!!
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Bottom-feeder.

Sluttsville's picture

Congrats City Barbie-you are at the top of my funny list. Congrats also to iamnobody(you are a somebody today), freeeeebird ♥♥♥, and fmdoom.

irinad's picture

LMAO. congrats CB! that was a good one

NitWitty's picture

Congrats, City Barbie! So glad to see you back around!
WTG, iamnobody! LMAO, FreeB!!! Kadooz, fmdoom!!!
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The C word's picture

Congrats CB; you always bring the funnay! WTG iamnobody, freebird, and fmdoom!

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Elvis Costello: Pump It Up

fmdoom's picture

Congrats to City Barbie, iamnobody and freebird!

flannery's picture

R2SeePoo

this ISN'T the droid you're looking for

ProfessorVP's picture

Coming This Christmas: Tommy Girl in the long-awaited remake of "Rear Window."

The first prototype for Katie Holmes.

Lady Gaga has gone too far.

angel_i's picture

TommyGirl's new spokeswhore.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

lazee's picture

resistance is fertile

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Wanted's picture

STAR WHORES 4: TOM'S SPACE FANTASY

Strangely enough, R2D2 and Vanessa Hudgens have the same publicist.

lazee's picture

Tom Cruise back in town?

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Johnny Five has really fallen on bad times.

For some hoes, a vibrator just isn't enough.

Benacious's picture

C3 Peens in my hole

angel_i's picture

Luke. I have a message from Leah.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that using such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117. #15

roxie's picture

Stopping at Pep Boys to get serviced.

Manimal5's picture

The Go Go Gadget Ass Cannon scene unfortunately was left on the cutting room floor.

SMILE R2!!

Smile R2!!!

C3P no no... nooooooo!

Lady Gaga jumps the shark.

Is this R2 D Poo or C Pee and Hole?

Looks like they've found R2D2's distant cousin, C3PNo No Hole.

vermonster's picture

The Empire Strikes Butt

Obi-wan Kenonohole

Team Valtrex's picture

Jim Carrey's shtick doesn't really translate that well in the 21st century. Here he is preparing for his role as Rex Sphincters: Space Proctologist.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Team Valtrex's picture

Jim Carrey's shtick doesn't really translate that well in the 21st century.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

fleawatch's picture

Definitely a Zelwiger, look at the eyes.

fleawatch's picture

Its about time that we earthlings started anal probing the aliens, they have been doing it to us for years ! Take that biotch-oid.

Vermithrax's picture

R2DASS