Thursday, August 27th 2009
Vintage (Sort Of) John Mayer
Early this morning on Twitter, John Mayer challenged Harvey Levin and TMZ to track down his mug shot from when he was arrested for driving with a suspended license in Georgia in 2001. John offered up $25,000 to TMZ's charity of choice if they could deliver it on a platter.
The Smoking Gun also heard John's call for attention and posted the goods a few minutes before TMZ did. Now they are both scratching and shaking at each other over John's $25k reward. Oh, John, just don't bleach your asshole for one whole month and give them both the money.
Even in his mug shot (which looks like the before picture in a Proactiv commercial), John Mayer has to try to finger bang a bitch with his eyes.
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The musician, legendary player and over-exposed Twitter head challenged TMZ to find his mug shot from a 2001 arrest in Atlanta -- pledging to donate $25,000 to charity if the muckraking gossip site produced the photo.
In the tweet, Mayer, 31, calls out TMZ's beverage sipping honcho by name However, the bet was to Levin, and Levin only – here's to hoping that The Smoking Gun didn't get an installment loan to get the John Mayer mugshot.
damn he's hot, i'd hit that.
i think he's hot today! i totally want to do him. i mean meet him.
Anyone who likes shit like Josh Grobin, John Mayer etc I will not get along with. Suck music says so much..
And why is his left nostril fucking flat? Looks like half his nose collapsed. Is it still like that? Gross.
In a sea of extremly annoying idiots-john Mayer takes the prize-cant stand him,his twatty music and the fact that he actually believes that we give a shit about either...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I agree that this is very attention seeking, but who cares because TMZ chose my favorite charity-Ace of Hearts Dog Rescue (www.acesangles.org), whom I volunteer for, so I'm pretty stoked about the whole thing!
He looks like a child molester
Swear to ME!
25k is pretty cheap for all the FREE PRESS you've given this egomaniacal douchebag.
Congrats to all of you for becoming Mayer's BITCHES!
You've been 'banged' by him.
What the hell? Shut up, John.
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Ugh...he's so gross!
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At first I thought it was the HS yearbook photo of that Megan Wants a Millionaire murderer dude. Different asshole.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Beth4 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 5:25pm.
I loathe this douche. He's no different from all the other attention whore celebrities. Put them all on the short bus to hell now
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I'm not sharing my seat.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by gnarlyone on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 7:55pm.
ew
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
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Erm.... why didja post that link?
Submitted by Beth4 on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 5:25pm.
I loathe this douche. He's no different from all the other attention whore celebrities. Put them all on the short bus to hell now
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He probably has herpes, too!
Ok. WHAT A STUPID MFING DOUCHEBAG IDIOT THIS ONE IS!!!
His lawyer prolly f'd up and didn't do all the things you're supposed to do to seal a case. HA HA. EAT SHIT KING DOUCHE!
Aw, wook at da KING GOD DOUCHEMEISTER OF ALL DOUCHES when he wuz just a wittle douche nozzle...CUTE! Not.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ew
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Thanx MK, I love playing connect-the-dots!
wth? does he even have an album or single out? He certainly knows how to manipulate the 'new media'; problem is I'm too lazy to check & see if he's got new music.
intellectually driven passion, passionately driven intellect
High school nickname "Master Bates"
I hate you, John.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Hey Sayonara,
you left out BAD GUITAR PLAYING.
Umm, why is he yellow?
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
I loathe this douche. He's no different from all the other attention whore celebrities. Put them all on the short bus to hell now.
Mayer did not challenge The Smoking Gun; therefore, TSG should not get any $$$ from him.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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He sucks anyway. Cry for attention indeed!! BARF
Talk about blatantly buying the press' attention for a few seconds. And talk about ego. I'm sure they would've done it for less than $25,000. Just say the word charity and any one of these organizations would. Why not? And John Mayer should've named the charity if he wanted to look like he really cared. TMZ or the smoking gun. They wouldn't reject a nameless charity, much less one that was singled out.
Waaaa. Harvey's not accepting payment in blowjobs anymore. I've already kissed Perez Hilton once, do I hafta go there again? I've tried to get in on the whole Cougar craze and doesn't anyone remember my Michael Jackson dancing covered in lipstick kisses? What's a douche to do? I know! I'll issue a challenge to find my old DUI picture that I gave Harvey at a party back in 2003. My music doesn't seem to be able to carry me, so this will be just what I need. Time to masterbate to my DUI picture again! I look great in zits.
Kudos ImpertinentVixen and looktoyourright. You guys are cracking me up.
"....go away now."
"Please tell me I'm important."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse
"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"
Bad Skin... And bad hair. That is not a good combination.
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
Ew, bad skin. And I hate that smile/smirk he has. His smilk.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 4:34pm.
He looks like the perverted dork in high school no one would talk to.
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YESSS!!!!! Awesome. He was probably one of those "secret" perverted dorks. The kind where you hear something and go, "Ew! omg, HIM?"
He strikes me as the kind of guy who would start up a conversation with you in a bar that goes as such:
"Hey."
"Hi."
"So.... I hear that John Mayer guy is really something."
"Not a fan."
"YEAH? YEAH? WELL FUCK YOU, BITCH! I FUCKED JENNIFER ANISTON! I FUCKED HER LIKE SHE WAS YOUR MOM! Bitch."
"....go away now."
"Please tell me I'm important."
Too bad the GA cops dint administer a good ol' Southern beat-down when he "resisted arrest" back then.
I'm sure it wasn't hard to find. All they had to do was google "Massengill John Mayer" and voila! Douche pics galore!!
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With a little plan we can change our lives today
Good "challenge" douche. Why do I feel like he's about three minutes away from dropping trou and running down the street "LOOK AT ME!!! LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!" And then he'll tweet about it.
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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse
"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"
He looks like the perverted dork in high school no one would talk to.
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Prisoner Douchey de la Douche.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
It's amazing what tons of money do to people.
If Johnny here still looked like this, he might still be a virgin...just sayin'
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Reason #134,749,086 why I loathe this tool.
I am not proud of some pictures of me from back in the day, however, this is pretty bad
*pointing and laughing*
FUGGGGGGGG
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
HAW!!! He could TOTALLY be on that Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians site! The douchenozzle!
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Bottom-feeder.
Why would he pose such a challenge? In a minute he is going to be complaining about TMZ not respecting his privacy. Attention hog?!
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
"finger bang a bitch with his eyes..."
OMG, this is one of the many reasons I love and adore MK. LOL.
HEY I LOOKED UP 'DOUCHBAG' IN THE DICTIONARY AND THAT SAME PICTURE CAME UP!!! AND MR. MAYER YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS BALLS!!!
I'd hit it!
High school douche!
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