Can't We Just Leave Heathers Alone?
Hollywood has been trying to eff with Heathers for a while now. Winona Ryder was yapping about a sequel for a long time, then there was talks about a remake and now comes the worst idea of all worst ideas. Heathers: THE TV SHOW! This is obviously Hollywood's way of fucking us slowly with a chainsaw.
Variety brings us the bad news. They report that Mark Rizzo and Jenny Bicks (a writer from Sex and the City) are working together on this crap. They plan to update it and bring back all the characters from the movie. The casting alone is making me vommy. They are totally going to destroy us all by casting Ashley Jizzdale, Tater Head Willis, that Kristin Calamari chick from The Hills, the Miss Lolitas and one of the Jonas hos.
Can we just declare Heathers a historical site, which means evil bitches can't renovate it or fuck with its foundation? If that's not possible, somebody pour chocolate syrup all over Heathers: The TV Show and tell Martha Dumptruck dessert is served!
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NO, and HELL NO!
Stop molesting my favorite films and shows from my childhood and teenage years.
Hollywood can suck it.
Um... No. This is a classic. Nothing more needs be said or done. How exactly are you going to make a youth-based network tv show about a couple of teens who go all Bonnie and Clyde and kill a buncha people and screw? Unless the movie is just about some bitches named Heather and their emo friend Veronica, in which case it won't matter.
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Uh oh, Heaven is starting to take out Soccer Moms. - BRADIFUL BITCH 8/13/09
Man, I'm only 22, but I love the Heathers. I want a sequel, though I know hollywood only fucks them up. The only people I can think of filling in the role of Wynona is ellen page or kat dennings and the others are Lindsay(i hate to say it) and Rachel Macadams. I think they would make a great cast for a movie, with Tina fey writing the script. Cant think of anybody now, creepy enough to replace Christian. I kinda love him.
This shit is from Wiki (duh...) Though you bitches might be innerested:
'Two stars of the movie died at an early age: Jeremy Applegate (Peter Dawson, whose character prays he will never commit suicide) committed suicide with a shotgun on March 23, 2000, and Kim Walker (Heather Chandler, who had the line "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?") died of a brain tumor on March 6, 2001.'
Oh, if only their deaths were more ironic.
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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
This is obviously Hollywood's way of fucking us slowly with a chainsaw.
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Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
The one in plaid who died was also Cherry Valance in the very short lived Outsiders series.
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The Heather in beige isn't dead... it's the Heather in gray plaid who died of a brain tumor (ironic given she's the one who uttered the classic "brain tumor" line in the movie).
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This is just wrong. My whole teenage personality was modelled on Veronica Sawyer. My favorite color is still blue. This cannot be allowed to happen. Who needs to get the draino cocktail to stop this fuckery?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:37am.
labellavienna:
I met Winona Ryder in person once and I concur. She is gorgeous. I was expecting less.
TEAM WINONA!!!
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Yes great eyes...but she's still got some sticky fingers.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 5:40am.
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G'day! It was "Eyes Wide Shut" with Stanley Kubrick. I am happy to say that I've never seen it.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:23pm.
This is the most disturbing thing I have EVER read about a (possible) remake. From Den of Geek...
Last Tango In Paris
Believe the rumour mill, and Tom Cruise is potentially circling the Marlon Brando classic as fodder for himself and his wife, Katie Holmes. Nothing is in pencil, yet alone ink, but the mere suggestion of it brings us out in the shivers.
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Just ewwwww! He has already done a sexually explicit movie with a spouse, what is this little twerp's problem? What was that howler he made w/ Nicole Kidman, where they all ran around chanting, in masks, & had orgies?
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I met Winona Ryder in person once and I concur. She is gorgeous. I was expecting less.
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Noooo!!! Is nothing sacred??? This will be 100 times worse than the new Melrose. Hollywood sucks! "Grow up Heather...bulimia's so '87."
Lick. It. Up.
Best film quote ever. :)
labellavienna:
I met Winona Ryder in person once and I concur. She is gorgeous. I was expecting less.
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jizzball dont c hang the subjec with heathers when how come you broke sherrys heart when all she wants to meet you irl and pet your cat to and then you got so mean with the other day on forum with the letchery and the cats end everthing why and there were cakes to eat and cutestuff on patern watch markets over at central coffee house of clams
Ryder has the most beautiful face i have ever seen. Truly one of a kind.
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I do not co-sign any sort of anyone molesting this movie...It's sacrilege.
my cat likes heathers
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:09am.
nite
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LOL@ TV.
good nite.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:03am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:56am.
just wiki'd the movie, i guess might've been a Heather in Kindergarten i was the bitchiest thing on the sandbox. ;p
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I was the one the cats kept trying to bury.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:56am.
just wiki'd the movie, i guess might've been a Heather in Kindergarten i was the bitchiest thing on the sandbox. ;p
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:52am.
OR, we don't follow the crowd. OR, one of us had just gotten out of a bad longterm relationship with a Heather.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:50am.
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i guess we must be squares...or is it triangles?
Can't they come up with something new once and a while? Cripes.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:40am.
I've never seen Heathers.
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Me either.
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I've never seen Heathers.
Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:04am.
I think there is more here than the typical teen fluff, but as many said, the great script was not treated very well by who many consider just an OK director.
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SO true. That's gonna be it's biggest flaw - it's almost like the director wasn't sure what he was doing, or kinda like he didn't get intimate with the characters until half way through...and true about the Jack voice, too...I had to deep-breathe myself through it at first("OMG STOP talking like that!").
It's a really good representation of it's time, I think. That's what makes it "good".
I have an idea for Hollywood. How 'bout they make a NEW movie? Or are kids these days too glazed over and homogenized (or, alternatively: drunk, high and knocked up) to comment on...?
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angel i - OK, I see your point. And I agree that it was meh, then it was good, then it was great analysis. I loved that he was so Jack-ish back then, but last night it irritated the fuck out of me. Some IMDB commenters have some insightful analysis on it, about how it made meta statements about teen flicks, and how it was precient in its viewpoint on teen violence on campus. I think there is more here than the typical teen fluff, but as many said, the great script was not treated very well by who many consider just an OK director. I did like all the hotness between JD and Veronica ... I just never could get behind Winona in general ... she kinda bugs ...
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Aw! But that's half the fun! It's not that good! And then, weirdly, it gets really good! And I'm all, like, WOW! This movie IS kinda good! I mean, it's not great but it's pretty good! And then, a big part of it is really just visiting with old friends. Christian with his Jack Nicholson voice and fresh, little Wynona and Brenda's super stupid hair...and, hey! Remember when girls used to wear CLOTHES!?....just the nostalgia is nice....
Never saw this movie.
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Bwhahahah! Excellent!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:59pm.
Clarisse - I am not that YOUNG...I love that movie though I haven't seen it in a while.
I have to admit though that whenever I hear my left foot...I think of Stewie Griffin from Family Guy doing the musical version...."my left foot, always been better than the right one".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe_mtXHNRMM
Yeah, I'm a dork and kinda tacky
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IG!?!?!??!!
Last Tango In Paris w/Cruise and Holmes?
That shit ain't even funny. They create as much heat as a blank CD and mustard.
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islandgirl,
"My Left Foot", no matter how many times I've seen it, still hits me, POW! GREAT GREAT GREATTTT!
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Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:41pm.
The Heather in beige looks like she was 33 when the movie was filmed...
LOL. She was born in 1968 and the film was released in 1988. (I've never seen this flick and don't even remember hearing about it in 1988. But that happens to me a lot.)
The Heather in beige looks like she was 33 when the movie was filmed...
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:23pm.
I do know the Heather in the beige is deceased irl.
Kim Walker: IMDb says she died of a brain tumor in 2001 (at age 33).
No, no, no!!!!! Leave the Great movies alone!
No, no, no!!!!! Leave the Great movies alone!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:24pm.
Last Tango In Paris
Believe the rumour mill, and Tom Cruise
is potentially circling the Marlon Brando classic as fodder for himself and his wife, Katie Holmes
Tom will totally nail the anal scene.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:23pm.
This is the most disturbing thing I have EVER read about a (possible) remake. From Den of Geek...
Last Tango In Paris
Believe the rumour mill, and Tom Cruise
is potentially circling the Marlon Brando classic as fodder for himself and his wife, Katie Holmes
.
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Ok, that's gross. And totally uncalled for.
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Submitted by Chatham on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:22pm.
Or "Jawbreaker". Until Grindhouse came out, I thought Rose McGowan was a poor man's Winona Ryder, though I guess now Winona Ryder's a poor man's Winona Ryder.
This is the most disturbing thing I have EVER read about a (possible) remake. From Den of Geek...
Last Tango In Paris
Believe the rumour mill, and Tom Cruise is potentially circling the Marlon Brando classic as fodder for himself and his wife, Katie Holmes. Nothing is in pencil, yet alone ink, but the mere suggestion of it brings us out in the shivers.
I do know the Heather in the beige is deceased irl.
It was so sad when i read it.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I always thought "Popular" on the WB network a few years back was a reasonable facsimile of Heathers.
NOOOOOOOOO! Bastards!
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IS the girl in the plaid (with the shoulder pads) the same person who plays the preacher's wife in True Blood? They look identical....
Submitted by www.Viqtorino.com on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:06pm.
Jesus, the girl in plaid's got line backer shoulders!
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That's what she was going for, duh!
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