Birthday Sluts

I'm not saying jennifer is bad either, I think she is good for her parts, just not well rounded enough.

Little talent? I'm sure i've made fun of her acting before but really, the girl has talent! She is a good actress! Come on. That's one thing she is good at. Even though she hasn't played that many serious parts, shes played a few and was very good in vanilla sky. She's better than angelina jolie and angelina gets more praise I think than cameron for acting. She's better than jennifer aniston too. She can act damn it!

Wtf? Cammy looks so different here

I don't mind her, though. She seems to live her life and go about her business... she can fuck who she wants, plenty of men her age do the same.

Carmen Diaz certainly has gotten far with very little talent!

I"m sure drew barrymore can have bad taste, but i always look at cameron diaz and think "She is drew's best friend, she can't be that bad!" I love drew.

Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 7:09pm.
Rosemary, ita. Cameron can be realy pretty when she's done up right. She also seems like she'd be down to earth and fun. *runs away in a zig-zag pattern*

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Yep, I forgot, she also has good cheekbones.....and yeah I like how goofy she seems too.

Rosemary, ita. Cameron can be realy pretty when she's done up right. She also seems like she'd be down to earth and fun. *runs away in a zig-zag pattern*

That pic is PRICELESS!!! PRICELESS!!!

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Damn! I didn't think Paul was that old!

Fucker can still spin though. Saw him a few weeks ago. If he wasn't a DJ, he'd never get laid. Bless his heart.

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

Happy Birthday Cuban momma Cameron Diaz!

so i guess judging from this picture she's not a natural blonde?

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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"

Carwash 1976

Oh god, she has a terrible nose now!

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog270608_cam2.jpg

I like her old nose better too. I'm sure some think her nose is funky here but I like some funky noses. I think she broke her nose a few times surfing though and couldn't help it though, for a change someone got a nose job and couldn't help it. I think the nose is one of my fav parts of the body.

I think she's pretty. I know she has bad acne but when she covers that I think she's pretty. She has pretty eyes and a pretty smile. I don't think she is that big a deal like hollywood acts like though.

She ages better than angelina I think. And angelina doesn't smoke, supposedly.

HB, Michael Chiklis! You look like a rough, sweaty, grunting fuck. I'd do you behind a dumpster anytime.

HB Paul Oakenfold. I rather listen to your music than look at you.

And finally - PIZZA for everyone!

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by RoyalLasVegan on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 1:45pm.

So it's PIZZA faces birthday! Geeeeeeeee......I wonder what kind of PIZZA she'll have today!? Ha!
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Probably thin crust with white sauce and extra pus.
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So it's PIZZA faces birthday! Geeeeeeeee......I wonder what kind of PIZZA she'll have today!? Ha!

mike, loveless is one of my all time favorite albums!
i hope u caught mbv on their recent tour..

Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 1:15pm.

There's over 100 posts in the Birthday Sluts post and it's not Angelina Jolie's or Jennifer Aniston's
birthday? What the hell is going on?
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It's because we were all bored waiting for a new topic and sick of looking at RiRi.
And no open post, we are all just dying to bullshit about something...anything.

Yeah, I don't think she is good looking either. She has the poker smile and then she has the ugliest body - flat ass, no tits and short waisted... definitely not attractive at all...

Chiklis! Damn I miss The Shield.

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I know I'm a mess he don't want to clean up
- Fiona Apple

There's over 100 posts in the Birthday Sluts post and it's not Angelina Jolie's or Jennifer Aniston's birthday? What the hell is going on?

Happy birthday Waka Baka! Good luck with the new job!

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La Femme D'Argent

thanks stock broker. Have to get I haircut today so I don't show up at the new job looking like Tito before the Jerri curls.

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Bitch, Don't You Ever!

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Bitch, Don't You Ever!

Cameron "Ground Meat Face" Diaz is gruesome.

Waka Baka ~ happy barfday!

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

WHUT DA HELL IS DAT ON HER HEAD? DAT SCARES AN OLD HO LAK ME.

Submitted by Waka Baka on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 12:21pm.

Thanks guys! I can't even get loaded tonight. Starting a new job tomorrow. I did have a great dinner at Craft in NYC last night and can't quite remember what I ate. But I got home and I still had my underwear so I played it safe. I guess.
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LMAO! Too funny! Good luck at the new job then.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Thanks guys! I can't even get loaded tonight. Starting a new job tomorrow. I did have a great dinner at Craft in NYC last night and can't quite remember what I ate. But I got home and I still had my underwear so I played it safe. I guess.

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Bitch, Don't You Ever!

Happy Birthday Waka Baka!! Hope you have a great year ahead and the hangover ain't too horrific tomorrow!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Submitted by Waka Baka on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:59am.
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HAPPY FRICKIN BIRFDAY

Happy Birthday to me also. Damm I'm getting old. Time for my vitamin v & c. Vodka & OJ. I'm about to screwdrive a bitch. Me!

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Bitch, Don't You Ever!

I don't think you could find a more
unflattering pic of Cameron if you tried.

oh wait. yes you could. Any photo would do.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:12am.
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That too,ISMU!!!
**always horny**

I didn't know that Kitty Wells is still alive - I love her! Happy birthday, Kitty!

"my boyfriend"

lmfao

I am Mizro's attention whore alt. When mizro needs to play victim I come in and play the meanie and then she can play 'cool' and everyone jumps in to 'defend' her.

Fun in't?

"my boyfriend"

lmfao

I am Mizro's attention whore alt. When mizro needs to play victim I come in and play the meanie and then she can play 'cool' and everyone jumps in to 'defend' her.

Fun in't?

wthkgd
hair is this??

Legion, DDawg, too many, so little time... LOL!

Submitted by Triscuit on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:02am.

Let me tell you something RIGHT NOW KNEE GROW..........Do NOT fuck with me or my homies!

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Totally read that as "hornies".

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

You know what? I really do need some Propofol. Fuck! Where's an unethical doctor when you need one?

Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:08am.
Triscuit: disregard her, it's one of 2 people: Kris or Angela - they're both psychotic.

Thanks for the back, Triscuit - but ignore her. She'll go away and play with her 500 cats eventually...
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What are their ALT names, Miz?

Triscuit: disregard her, it's one of 2 people: Kris or Angela - they're both psychotic.

Thanks for the back, Triscuit - but ignore her. She'll go away and play with her 500 cats eventually...

Submitted by Triscuit on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:02am.

Let me tell you something RIGHT NOW KNEE GROW
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LOL! I ♥ you, Triscuit:)

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

where you live at,fuck?????????
I'll bring my DRUNK ASS right the fuck over.

You're such a pathetic creature "Hidey": Triscuit is a long time poster and funny as well - get over yourself and pop some of your klonopin, girl - you need it.

Submitted by HideyHole on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 10:59am.
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Let me tell you something RIGHT NOW KNEE GROW..........Do NOT fuck with me or my homies!
ass fuck.
get fucked.

Triscuit = Mizro's drunken ALT

Bitches, I need your help. Has anyone here used a POD for moving? How was your experience? We're getting a quote for $2,400 right now. Going to run that against a Uhual. The BH would rather pay someone else to do it, but the POD seems expensive and there is no way in hell I'm gonna trust any other mover. Been there, done that. Lost a precious painting. Fuckers.

Submitted by Triscuit on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 10:52am.

Hey Triscuit! Long time, no see. I hope all is well with you. ♥

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