Friday, August 28th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Michele, the Neuroscientist/invisible person from Big Brother 11 - So I'm watching the mega bitch fight between Jeff and Russell on Big Brother last night, when the camera suddenly cuts to someone I sort of recognize, but not really. Then I realize it's Michele! Then I realize that during every episode, I am reminded that Michele still exists! Michele is like a toilet brush in the bathroom. You don't remember you have one until you actually see it with your own eyes. For this reason alone, Michele is going all the way! She'll never be put up for eviction, because people will forget she's even there!

Posted by: Michael K


Are you fucking kidding me fansite the pretty girls i know don't hate other cute girls.Jordan is very pretty a natural beauty.That is why jeff told she does'nt need makeup and looks better without it.Jordan looks great t.v.As in ms.rai i know she is a actress from india your right she pretty but so is jordan and she is not a actress
but a real person.It really depends on your type.And as your comment on jordan being slut she wanted to be voted out so jeff could win the money untill he talk her out it.I think she maybe was using him at first but now it looks like she has fallen for him.As in jordan gaining a few pounds she has a little but nowhere near fat.She reminds me of j.lo or kim.k im a guy i like that.

Are you fucking kidding me fansite the pretty girls i know don't hate other cute girls.Jordan is very pretty a natural beauty.That is why jeff told she does'nt need makeup and looks better without it.Jordan looks great t.v.As in ms.rai i know she is a actress from india your right she pretty but so is jordan and she is not a actress
but a real person.It really depends on your type.And as your comment on jordan being slut she wanted to be voted out so jeff could win the money untill he talk her out it.I think she maybe was using him at first but now it looks like she has fallen for him.As in jordan gaining a few pounds she has a little but nowhere near fat.She reminds me of j.lo or kim.k im a guy i like that.

I am surprised you say that matty bb9 because you really liked nat from bb9 and her face was butt ass ugly. ok if she isnt a slut why did she take her shirt off in front of braden and then let him feel her tits hmmm because she liked braden and wanted to use jeff and thats just what she is doing. tell me what else does she have going for herself? who knows maybe if jeff leaves she might try to be smart. I am not saying michelle is pretty at all but jordan is no Aishwarya Rai. If you dont know who that is look her up. Now she is pretty.

It's funny to me how you call jordan a slut when ugly michelle is on jeff's dick and i think she would fuck him if he let her.Michelle is a nasty looking skank with a butterface just nasty.Jordan is cute and is not stuck up.You call jordan ok then what you call pretty dam come on.I hope when michelle leave's the house she'll GET SUM MUCH NEEDED ZIT CREAM!

Jordan is as stupid as a nail. She knows when to play the whole slut card when she needs to. Jeff is just as stupid for falling for what she is selling she is good. I can't stand to hear jordan talk the stupidness that is coming out uggggg how many quarters are in a hour 45 lol stupid ass. For her to work out so much it doesn't look like it is helping her and as far as her being pretty omg she looks ok. All she has going for her is that she is blonde and bought herself some boobs and thats what she wants to be noticed for. Nat just wants everyone to know we broke her and she takes showers if she wins i will cut my wrists. Kevin i can say has really kept his self out of trouble my vote would go to him. I am still not sure why Michelle is being called a slut of the day she has not been laying with anyone like 3 other women in the house(nat, jordan & lydia). To me she is being used as a scape goat I feel sorry for her. I us to like jeff but i can say he is going to get what he wanted for listening to jordan

WeHaveToGoBack's picture

I was on Team Jeff but i switched teams after he got rid of Russ.Its gonna be fun watching Nat and Kev send his ass to the Jury House. Jesse is a fucking tool,ive never seen anybody so self delusional,other than Twit and Twat

How can anyone say jordan is fat.She is gorgeous with a J.LO frame.Jordan does'nt have to wear makeup and is still beauiful.What as michele is busted with acne SEE HER ON BBAD.That is why she always wears makeup to cover it up but you can still see it on T.V.I'll take jordan over any of those girls anyday.She is the bomb!

Been reading your posts....Wanted to add that any of you who only watch the prime time show and hate waiting to find out what is happening I would recommend you check out the jokersupdates.com site. I find the most up to the minute info there.

LisaRose's picture

Does anyone know what Lydia did to Jessie under the covers???????????????

LisaRose's picture

I like Michele well enough but don't want her to win cause she's RICH. Jeff should win cause he has been the most individulistic refusing to align himself with the jocks from the beginning and aligning with Jordan who can't win a thing. I also think Jordan is sweet but doesn't deserve to win and I LOVE Kevin. He'd be my second choice. They should have got Natalie out long ago. She was Jessie's henchwoman and they're all forgetting that. She should have went instead of Russell.

Love her! She may be nerdy, but she has the least amount of douche factor. Kevin is a'ight too.

rjowais's picture

The fight was very nice..
I really enjoyed watching it!

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Personally, I think Jeff's body is nicer than Jessie and Russell's, but Russell has the handsome face.

Jeff has nice eyes but even though he's from Chicago, his face screams to me: "Florida Redneck." And the "Got Got" was so fucking ridiculous.

If Russell hadn't brought in the personal attacks and insults, I think he was pretty funny in his arguing with Jeff and his dumb hick lap dog.

RealiTEE's picture

My opinion:
Michele is a cup-leaving, emotionally vacant, psychopath. She needs to be fit for a straight jacket. Fake yawns, dragging her feet, eating like a rat, fake sleeping/nightmares,stories,crying, hiding out in the bathroom, reciprocating others thoughts with an added giggle. Maybe she is some ultra mastermind..but I don't think so.
We have a drinking game for BBAD. One of the rules is drink every time Michele:
Drags her feet
Forgets a conversation
Fake yawns
Nervous laughs
Agrees then laughs (x2)

Take a drink

Needless to say, I've slept well this month and problably need AA.

Race Bannon's picture

Jimmy- LOL! Yes, if only Jeff would keep his mouth shut, I might think he was hot. I did until last night, and then he GOT to me with the GOT GOT!

LMAO @Popcorn body! You asre so right. I am glad Jesse thinks so highly of himself, because I don't think that many other's think that way about him!

I wanted to punch him with that T-shirt on. Seriously, who does that? Who wears a t-shirt of themselves?

Jimmy Bocca's picture

RACE, Yea! I know I defenitly do NOT think Jessie is hot at all with that popcorn body of his and when he took off his shirt he had another shirt with of course HIS PICTURE ON IT! He is always posing and making a muscle! It's like he learned early on that all he had to offer people was a nice body and just went over board with it! UGH! And yes I totally got annoyed with Jeff kept saying YOU GOT GOT, I wanted to punch him, but then make love to him! HE IS SO FUCCN SEXY! lmao.

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I think Jeff is a nice person, not too bright but good personality, but want him to fail mainly because I can't stand Jordan. Maybe it's just her excruciatingly irritating voice, but it's also her sheer stupidity. She is sweet, but unfortunately the rest of the package is so fucking irritating that I can't stand her.

I also think it sucks how Jeff got to where he is. If he hadn't gotten the America's choice thing, it would be a different game.

Sluttsville's picture

D.J. Tanner is on Big Brother?

Race Bannon's picture

When did Michelle admit to liking butt plugs? I totally missed that!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

The fight with Jeff and Russ oh and 'Lap Dog' was sooo juvenile. I just KNEW he would use the 'fat' card on her. The girl seriously does have legs like tree stumps and her ass has expanded so much since the beginning of the show that it has its own zip code.

Oh and thanks for the spoiler Snowpiece. I'm very pleased with who won HOH :)

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Jimmy- OMG! ITA!!!!! I don't know where he gets the idea that he is so hot? I know I don't think he is. I also hated it when he left the house and took off the top shirt and had that other one underneath. And then he did that stupid pose! His head is too small for his body and he has little mouse eyes!

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Can I just make a statement on how massive a tool Jessie is! He is soooo ANNOYING! With his "I got incredibly tan and stacked" Comments! Not to mention those ridiculous spandex biker pink start shorts! UGh! I just barfed thinking about how lame he is!

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Sushi, He didn't call her fat until she sat back down after yelling at him, she actualy didn't say anything after he called her fat and told her to go eat more cookie dough. She got mad and came downstairs and started yelling at Russel when Natalie ran upstairs and told her that Jeff was getting yelled at by Russ.

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There were two fights. The very last one in which she got up in his face, declared she wasn't scared of him (which Jeff said the fight before), and then she bucked him. When Julie asks her why she was so upset, did she say because she was defending Jeff? No, it was him calling her fat and telling her to eat cookie dough.

That's what she was really upset about and she admitted it.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that. She's getting a little soft but she is not fat. Russell can be a bully.

I think Jeff kind of feels sorry for her but is growin more annoyed with her every episode. She's the sad sack who works two jobs and lives with her mom in the same fucking bedroom. I think he sort of wants to save her and probably respects her for not jumping on his johnson. But I get the impression that SHE thinks there is more to the showmance then there really is. Remember her talking about taking him to Hawaii? And you got the impression from him that if she wasn't putting out, he wasn't interested. And there's no question in my mind that if he will take her to final 2 not because he cares so much about her but because it will help him win.

Untamed Shrew's picture

All I see is necklace.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Race, Jeff has that Mid-western twang. Like DONTCHA KNOW Minnesotans.

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snowpiece's picture

can't stand Jeff or Jordan's voices, Racey. One is sooo Chicago and the other is so Spears!

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Hey! I like Michele! She's the only one in there that doesn't act like she's 12 years old. And she's smart. And...she admits to liking butt plugs. Come on now! Love for Michele!!!

Race Bannon's picture

I had to agree with Russy, Jordan has gotten a little chunky since the show began. Those shorts were not flattering on her last night.

Race Bannon's picture

Sushi- If they don't put Jeff up this week, then they are stupid. I worry that Kevin is going to succumb to pressure, but maybe not. I hope he stays with the plan and puts Jeff up with either Jordan or Michelle (I have been calling her Elizabeth this whole season, that is how much I have paid attetion to her).

The best choice would be Jeff and Jordan so Jeff won't get a vote.

I also became annoyed with the way Jeff talks last night. He sounds like a dufus. Something about his speech isn't quite right.

Maybe it's just me. : /

EDIT- So Jeff will get votes. DUH! Maybe I need more coffee.

Jimmy- Yeah, you got it, it is that Minnesota thing going on. When he talks I just want to put skewers in my ears! It's worse when he yells. I wanted to strangle him when he kept saying: 'You got got" ARGH!!

snowpiece's picture

oh yeah I did love last night when Jeff was so obviously irked with stupid Jordan!!!
awesome

TEAM Neuroscientist!

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Sushi, He didn't call her fat until she sat back down after yelling at him, she actualy didn't say anything after he called her fat and told her to go eat more cookie dough. She got mad and came downstairs and started yelling at Russel when Natalie ran upstairs and told her that Jeff was getting yelled at by Russ.

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Race Bannon's picture

Jimmy- I just hate women who poke their noses in men's business! Let the men handle it themselves.

Jeff may have Jesse's vote, but not Lydia's or Russell's. I just don't see Jeff winning this. Jordan won't win, and now with the HOH as who it is, I do not see Jeff staying in the house.

looktoyourright's picture

Alas, it's less of a novelty for me, Snowpiece. I'm surrounded by British accents daily. One thing I have learned is that we're quite good at swearing. Cockneys or Mancunians saying "Cunt" sounds a lot better than anyone else saying it.

Hey, buddy. You just see a real bright light?

I thought it was cute when Jordan stuck up for her man! I know I would fight for my man too if some guy was saying he was gonna snuff him out! lol.

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Bullshit, she was pissed because he called her fat and said eat cookie dough. During the eviction ceremony she even told Julie that is what set her off.

She wasn't defending her man, she was mad he called her fat.

And Jeff did NOTHING but yell at Jordan to sit down and shut the fuck up. He was clearly embarrassed by her.

Trust me, I bet Jeff would love to ditch her annoying ass right now. Probably the only reason he would keep her would be IF he got to final 2, no one would vote for her because all she did was ride his coattails.

Chirio's picture

ima start watching BB on sunday. havent really been interested in it for some time..but now I will.

Coma Caca!!

snowpiece's picture

looktoyourright yeah but they all have British accents which makes it more facinating!

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looktoyourright's picture

Big Brother rarely produces life's winners. You should see some of the fucking oddballs we get in the UK. Every series, there's some bucket-cunted bitch who squawks about how she "speaks her mind" (eg, is never nice to anyone), at least one topless model, a load of blokes who look and act like date rapists, the occasional "quirky" girl who thinks she's a hippy and reckons she has a phobia of ketchup or something deliberately "omg random", a bewildered-looking middle-aged person, an abnormally camp gay man, and a foreigner, who will no doubt be ganged up on by the generally xenophobic Brits.
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Hey, buddy. You just see a real bright light?

jack-n-the-hat's picture

just kidding... i don't even watch the show. BUT, my daughter does so i wanted the info to mess with her.... gracias.
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snowpiece's picture

LOL jAck ME SOWWY!
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:40am.
Jeff made a huge mistake putting Russell up. Natalie and Kevin are gonna send his ass home now! Plus, with the jury members, even if Jeff would end up in the final two, he would never win. He should have kept Russell, left the nominations as they were and he might have won. Now, he hasn't a chance.

I did think it was pretty pathetic Jordan fighting Jeff's battles. I liked those two until last night, now I am hoping Jeff goes bye-bye.

Russy is gone! : (

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Are you kidding me? If Jeff makes it to the final 2 he defenitly has a chance of winning, didn't you hear Jessie say that he WOULD vote for him because he is defenitly playing a good game! Also I thought it was cute when Jordan stuck up for her man! I know I would fight for my man too if some guy was saying he was gonna snuff him out! lol.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

FUCK! THANKS ALOT SNOWY!!!! I didn't think you'd actually tell me!!!
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snowpiece's picture

SPOILER ALERT!
DON'T READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO IS HOH
COVER YOUR EYES!!!!!!

k...n

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

I actually didn't care that russ went home, He reminds me of a bully and I hate that. (Don't throw rocks at me Snowwy) But tell me who is HOH! If it is Jordan or Michelle, I think Jeff isn't going to go home, Plus Jeff can play the Veto comp and he'll most likely win it.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Snowy!!! Spill it, beetch!!
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Karma Police's picture

I wanna know who won HOH! I hate when the challenge is too long for the show's airing.

I hope Kevin takes it-- he's hilarious. Anyone but Natalie because she is sooo annoying. Jeff is the hotness.

I agree Race. He has to be the #1 target this week. His only chance is to win the veto.

However, I really would like to see Jordan go home. This bitch has done nothing in the game except be involved in a showmance. And you can tell that Jeff is starting to think, shit, she was a lot cuter when I thought she was going to give me hot sex. Now she's just some clingy dumb bitch who acts like her vagina is precious to her.

I also wondered why he didn't jump into Russell's shit for calling Jordan fat. It was like when he started going off on Jordan, he just shut up. He was talking lots of smack with Russell until he targeted Jordan. What does that tell you?

And all Jordan did was mimic Jeff's "I'm not afraid of you" stuff with her ridiculous screamfest at him. The bucking of him was so ridiculous.

snowpiece's picture

OK I know who is HOH, does anyone object to me putting it out there?
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snowpiece's picture

Jimmy, I will try and find out

I miss Russ already, LOL

MK said he has a small dick, how would he know? LOL

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Jeff made a huge mistake putting Russell up. Natalie and Kevin are gonna send his ass home now! Plus, with the jury members, even if Jeff would end up in the final two, he would never win. He should have kept Russell, left the nominations as they were and he might have won. Now, he hasn't a chance.

I did think it was pretty pathetic Jordan fighting Jeff's battles. I liked those two until last night, now I am hoping Jeff goes bye-bye.

Russy is gone! : (

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Snowwy, Who won HOH?? Do you know?

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