A McBabeh For Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart?
McSteamy and Rebecca Gayfart are going to have a baby. That's what Life & Style is saying. Sources say that the stars of the most boring celebrity "nekkid tape" of all-time are expecting one of those baby things in 5-6 months. Insert your very own customized "smackhead child killah is going to be a mom" joke here.
This source said that they have been trying to spawn for a while now and Rebecca even turned down highly important roles (sarcasm) in order to focus on getting pregnant. The source added, "She turned down the role of Penn Badgley's mother on 'Gossip Girl' because it was based in N.Y.C. and she didn't want to be away from Eric or travel that far. It was bad for her health. Rebecca also turned down a Hallmark movie and a Lifetime movie because she was trying to have a baby."
McGayfart have yet to confirm or deny this, so this could just be a rumor they magically conjured up to take the focus off of their bunk ass tape. You know what else they could've done to take the focus off that audacity? Leak a tape with actual fucking! I mean, that tape was a health hazard, because it gave bitches everywhere a serious case of blue balls. We're still waiting, McSteamy.....
VIA Ace Showbiz
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Still laughing at the comment someone posted questioning this fat ass being referred to as McSteamy. They likened his fans to Claymates. Hilarious!
Attractive but only with the right lighting and make-up. Drawn to the idea of depravity but lacking the imagination to express their tendencies with any panache. Too careless with their boring naughty video and then cowardly when outed.
These two remind me of the captain of the football team and his cheerleader girlfriend who get busted doing something stupid that they considered edgey at the time (ie. when they were sooooo wasted), but who quickly change their tunes when their mortified rich parents remind them of their family name and social position.
So much for your fake edginess. Just settle into being attractive and popular!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
fug!
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
That's going to be one smugly baby.
This waste of space is haggard! Talk about a tenhead; it's gigantor. Her face is that of Edvard Munch's "The Scream."
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/ESC/AP621.jpg
Notorious> For once I agree w. you.
If life was fair this junkie skank would be barren.
I'd hit him. She's kinda meh but him, oh yeah, I'd definitely do him.
the collagen in her lips or is it silicone...can't be good for the fetus
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I'd never thought I'd see a situation where Octopussy would be the better parent, but this is one.
This kid will be *so* proud knowing that daddy and mommy made a nudie tape that looked like an out-take from "Panic In Needle Park".
On November 27, 2001, Gayheart pleaded no contest to vehicular manslaughter in the death of Jorge Cruz, Jr. She was sentenced to three years' probation, a one-year suspension of her license, a $2,800 fine, and 750 hours of community service.
This makes my blood boil. WHY is this ugly cunt not in prison? I know...she's a "celebrity" and the California judicial system lets them get away anything and everything. But come on, she killed a child because her self-entitled ass couldn't wait for him to cross the street. Was she afraid her dealer would be gone when she got there? She's a fucking waste of oxygen. I hope she dies a long,lingering, painful death. The sooner the better.
Yikes. I guess if you murdered a kid because you were a self- entitled cunt you'd probably have to get so fucked you couldn't stand too just to live with yourself.
Child killer.
I always thought she was kind of odd looking pretty, but here she looks nightmarish...Must be morning sickness or just too many drugs.
wow, she looks like crap
wait, what?
neverevenknewhim: I love you.
My pleasure to make your acquaintance; you know your shit.
Can you believe the gall?
I know Gayheart from 2 things.
Noxzema commercials
and
killing everyone in Urban Legends. i was like turning 10 in 98 when that movie came out but i remember thinking she was boss because to be so skinny she was able to manhandle a lot of dead bodies.
Dane is hott. i want his mcbabies. but i shall not homewreck. i'll leave that to alicia and angie
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
On June 13, 2001, Gayheart struck and fatally injured nine-year-old Jorge Cruz, Jr., as he jaywalked across a Los Angeles-area street. According to the police report, the child was walking home from school and ran across the street approximately 160 feet from a crosswalk. The vehicles in front of Gayheart stopped to permit Cruz to cross. Unwilling to wait, Gayheart maneuvered her vehicle around the other cars, pulling into a two-way left-turn lane to pass them and struck the boy with her vehicle. Her attorney, Steven Lerman, subsequently admitted Gayheart had been using a cell phone during impact.
A crack baby - great. And good - put that kid in the middle of the road and let the parents from the kid she ran over have at it.
kdraco! she does look like death - probably morning sickness OR
disgust at her tape OR
maybe because she's a murderer?
Keep her out of my face, got-away-with-homicide twat.
The child's name will be Desperately Trying To Save Marriage.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ok I didn't see the video
where they smoking crack for real?
ew
and O SNAP! peopleperson: she killed a child?
uff Karma is not going to like that one
she looks like death
So, she's a crackhead and she's pregnant but taking a film role in NYC is bad for her health? This must be "Courtney Love logic" because I sure don't understand it.
Wonder who the father is?
Btw - I don't think she was with McSteamy when she killed that boy. I think she was on the phone with a previous bf. I can't believe this junky only got probation.
From Wiki:
On June 13, 2001, Gayheart struck and fatally injured nine-year-old Jorge Cruz, Jr., as he jaywalked across a Los Angeles-area street. According to the police report, the child was walking home from school and ran across the street approximately 160 feet from a crosswalk. The vehicles in front of Gayheart stopped to permit Cruz to cross. Unwilling to wait, Gayheart maneuvered her vehicle around the other cars, pulling into a two-way left-turn lane to pass them and struck the boy with her vehicle. Her attorney, Steven Lerman, subsequently admitted Gayheart had been using a cell phone during impact.[10]
Gayheart also faced criminal charges in the incident, and while awaiting that outcome, she was involved in another auto accident.
On November 27, 2001, Gayheart pleaded no contest to vehicular manslaughter in the death of Jorge Cruz, Jr. She was sentenced to three years' probation, a one-year suspension of her license, a $2,800 fine, and 750 hours of community service.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:22pm.
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Oh, thank you peopleperson. Always happy to bring some part of the lulz here :)
OnT: Okay, everyone stand back coz I wanna kick Noxeema Girl's uterus in.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:39am.
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Assuming they don't involve the nanny in any shenanigans.
Jesus wept.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:47am.
Dear Plecostomus:
Your photoshop skills entertain me to no end.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Wow.......She looks beyond busted! holy hell she must be a hardcore addict...serious.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:58am.
90% of the people I know with kids are the worst candidates for parents ever. Having a kid is the easy way out for a woman, she never has to make any decisions, never has to do anything with her life. And when people ask her what she does she responds 'I am a mother' as if every bitch with a vagina can't do the same thing. So sick of peoples pregnancies being 'news' so sick of motherhood being treated as if its in the ranks of Godliness. Give me a break.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
I think this ho-bag should serve as a reminder to young women that abusing drugs will destroy your looks, no matter how pretty you are in your teens and 20s.
BABYFRIEND! (addict)
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Short Answer: It's Classified.
Long Answer: It's Classified. And I don't like you.
Addicts have a hard time conceiving, and keeping a pregnancy and of course the baby is an addict when it's born.
She's very fond of crack and heroin, McStupid is her biggest enabler... That should make for a healthy environment to grow up in, if your mom doesn't kill you by putting you in the microwave.
The reason she doesn't work is she's a well known addict, and procurer of prossies too - they want a baby?!? What is wrong with them?
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:31am.
crackheads with a hooker at their house. that is what the tape was! WHY does everyone keep saying it was a bad sex tape. it was a crackhead call girl tape. ive done that shit so many times back in the days...GAWD.real hos know!
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AMEN.
This bitch is in mad blind items, she is a crackhead and she is starting to look like one. I'm surprised she got knocked up, her womb has to be 'polluted' from all the shit she ingests. You should have to have a physical, mental evaluation before you can have kids, 90% of the people I know with kids are the worst candidates for parents ever. Having a kid is the easy way out for a woman, she never has to make any decisions, never has to do anything with her life. And when people ask her what she does she responds 'I am a mother' as if every bitch with a vagina can't do the same thing. So sick of peoples pregnancies being 'news' so sick of motherhood being treated as if its in the ranks of Godliness. Give me a break.
does she really smoke crack? that would explain the loss of looks.
why would anyone start smoking crack? Coke should be enough for you, greedy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Her face looks like total shit. She was just on an episode of "The Cleaner" where she played an addict and her lips were injected to the point of distraction.
He's hot but mostly looks like he's suffering from hypertension. Why is he always so red?
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I really would prefer not to hear about these crack whores anymore. If they reproduce, I vote for totally ignoring it. They will be the WORST. PARENTS. EVER. And that's saying a lot, considering some of these yahoos who have chilluns or are knocked up. This poor baby would be a crack baby, so its fucked from day one. Then it'll have to deal with the fact that its momma is a child killer, and to top it off, it would would one day walk in on its parents having naked crackie times with the local prostitute. Or at least stumble onto the no-sex sex tape. Plus it'll find pictures of its mom with a crack pipe online. PLUS who knows what other paraphernalia/tapes/etc. these knuckleheads have in the house. Not good.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
right drama? she looks like shit here.
Wasn't she on a soap at one time? I feel like that's where I know her from
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:39am.
Bradiful: I know it looks sweet, but it's codependence masquerading as love.
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You nailed it right on the head, Hekki. Like Mariah, they might wanna know what love is.
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Bottom-feeder.
Damn. I used to think she was so beautiful. Not anymore!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I wonder if they'll tape the birth.
Bradiful: I know it looks sweet, but it's codependence masquerading as love.
I am completely disgusted that these two crackwhores are having a baby. As I always do when observing an impending shitshow such as this... I hope they hire a realllllly good nanny.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:20am.
I've seen better sex tapes on National Geographic Explorer.
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Which one can you recommend?
I know EEG, idk what happened there. Maybe the Hershey Kisses I have been pounding down all morning made me all nice and stuff.
*hangs head, drags feet to the corner*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Jawbreaker is the poor man's Heathers.
Meh
Feh
NEXT!
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 11:31am.
crackheads with a hooker at their house. that is what the tape was! WHY does everyone keep saying it was a bad sex tape. it was a crackhead call girl tape. ive done that shit so many times back in the days...GAWD.real hos know!
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she looks like she is past her child bearing years...perhaps the Peniche girl can be her "surrogate"
I hope she quits the drugs if she gets pregnant or that child is more doomed than he/she already is by having these 2 skanks as parents.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Bradi, go sit in the corner.
Wasn't this a blind about six months ago? That he refused to let her get pregnant because of her addiction?
Anyone?