Smell Like A Kardassian
Since they will give a perfume to absolutely anyone (I'm sure even your dealer has one), it's no surprise that Kim Kardassian is coming out with her own queef juice in a bottle.
Kim said that her fragrance will start collecting dust in the storage room of a Walgreens sometime next year. Kim added, “Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process. What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice, and even our distribution strategy so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans. Because of their commitment to including me in the process, the fragrance really captures who I am.”
Hmm....Really capture who she is? That means Kim's perfume will smell like Brandy's first piss of the morning (Ray J wasn't available), piping hot butt crack butter, Khloe's nustack sweat, the blood from a warthog Khloe caught during her midnight hunt and desperation (which basically smells like Kourtney's saliva).
Not only will Kim's perfume make you smell like a real asshole, but it can also help to relieve the pain of a jellyfish sting.
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Blah, smell o' herp.
And yuck @ her being blonde.
-Evolution is a theory not a fact-
I think by "juice" she's talking about her mom's tuna juices that were left on the stripper pole she bought her. You know, the one her tween sisters were swinging on? That's my guess. And FANS?! Puhleeze! Her only fans consist of future whores and douchebags. I still don't know why this bitch is famous. Fucking plastic skank whore is all she with ever be.
Cabbagehead, I missed that class, too. And although we may not be rich bitches, at least we're not just a couple of uneducated, human urinal skanks with bloated asses and baby voices.
Why can't the "Summer of Death" claim this bitch and all like her?
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i actually thought that was ashley tisdale. something's wack about her nose.
Jesus, what did Beyonce do to her face?
I never buy celebrity perfume.
"The juice"?? What is that - some industry slang like calling diamonds "ice"? Wow - she's a real insider now.
I guess im the only one who hasnt seen the Kim K and Ray J video im kinda sad at that fact,because I cant join in on the jokes..lol by the way her hair looks like shit along with her pimply face..she needs to learn to clean all the seamen off before applying make-up
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I'm so sick of celebrity fragrances! Celebs don't know jacksquat about perfume. They just sample scented sticks from the designated perfumer and then they pick which one they'll put their name on.
I admit though that I do wonder what Queen Latifah's fragrance 'The Queen' will smell like. She's never impressed me as a gal that wears fragrance.
I've gazed to the area in Walgreens where Halle Berry's 'Halle' is chained to the counter, waiting for 'The Queen' to be chained next to it.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:26pm.
i was gutted when they discontinued my favourite scent..thought it was a popular seller, and next thing you know..gone.
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Hey, greenfinch, have you looked for your perfume on either of these sites?
scentiments.com
fragrancenet.com
I thought an old Elizabeth Arden fave of mine was discontinued because I could no longer find it in the department stores, but happily found it online. There is such a fucking GLUT of celeb stank in the stores now that there isn't room for the credible perfume lines. Hopefully you can find your favorite again.
her hair looks like shit
her hair looks like shit. how is she even calling herself a 'blonde' now, that shit is still brown, just a gross badly bleached version of brown. it still doesn't camouflage her skankosity, if thats what she was trying to do.
you know what, i had never even heard of this hooker till she apparently was 'bffs' with wonky mcherpes, then she became relevant for i have no idea what, getting peed on? then she had a falling out with mcherpes (notice that EVERYONE has a falling out with that skankbot), and now she has her own show, has papsmears taking photos of her and is coming out with her own perfume. is that what it takes? be some hooker who gets naked on camera, dates and befriends feeble brained idiots and you become a rich bitch? obviously i missed this class in college. barf.
Is it me or does Kim try WAY too hard to be like Parasite Hilton? She tries to hard to sound like her, dress like her and pose like her.....just a thought I had stored away for awhile...
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
Still trying to look like everyone but herself.
Must be sad when you have no personality of your own.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH....why do they come out with these terrible smelling fragrances? and yes i'm assuming it will smell terrible or like one of the bazillion fragrances already on the market. or like the ck one knock off that i can't remember the name of, although come to think of it, neither smelled good. ok, i'm done.
Her weave looks like it was ripped fresh off of a silky terrier.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR MISSY. way to try and stay more relevant than your sister...fail.
Who would want to smell like theyve been pissed on??
Also I want to know who her fans are-get all 3 of them lined up and Ill arrange the firing squad...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
you can see the veins in her boobs. gross.
i always try to pinpoint where the real hair stops and the extensions begin on these plastic bitches
wait, what?
parissucksliteraly: it's the dumbing down and agrandizing no-talents of our society.
Makes me ill. *muah, honey*
"Attention, America! You too can smell like a pissed on whore! Announcing kim FATASSian's new scent, "Oui De Gutter Skank!" For only $500/bottle, you can live the dream that is being a LARDASSian! Scent now available at Walmart & where annonymous dudes are given blowjobs in back alleyways by lindsay WHOREhan..."
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
MizRo, I agree....the people who buy and WATCH her crappy show are to blame.
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I blame the PEOPLE that BUY celeb SHIT. WHO? WHY?
Piss is all I can think of. Lovely.
..excuse me. I farted.
"....even our distribution strategy so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans..."
WTF!?!?!? WHat fans??? What the fuck has she done...NOTHING...she walks around that is it. Has she done anything for the poor or socially disadvantaged? WHAT!?!??! These so called "celebrities" gets me pissed off *yeah, I'm talking to you Tori La Hutt, Parisite, Blohan, taterhead willis, Nickity Hilton,KIM INCLUDING the manufactured disney famewhores* for calling them a pile of wasted space who are recognized for walk around. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS....who the fuck are you people????Yes, I am jaded that piles of shit can call themselves celebrities and expect us to bow down to their "fame"....
There are THOUSANDS of people who do REAL work for the better to help out people..there are scientist, reaserchers, Aid workers, volunteers, social workers, nurses, crossing guards, firemen....etc.....they put in an honest days hard work and in most parts never acknowledged for their work.......
So fuck the "celerities" and fuck their addlepated fans for thinking these celebrities are doing any good!!! FANS!?!?!?
Thank you D-Listed for giving me my soap box...FUCK!!!!
...I too will bottle my disdain and call it "FUCKMESIDEWAYS"
Submitted by missy on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:30pm.
i love how all these bullshit celeb branded items come with the celeb issued statement of "I was involved in the whole process!!!! I did it all by mah self! look ma no hands!!"
like they are trying to convince themselves or something.
bitch the only thing you "create" are new std cases
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Missy, you are spot on. All these braindead celebs state that "I did the whole thing; it's all about ME!", when in fact all they basically do is stumble drunkenly up to the podium to whore it out. Same thing with "Jordan" or "Katie Price" or whatever the fuck she's calling herself today & her so called "many books she's written". Stupid bitch can barely spell; every one of the "many books she's written" are ghost written & her name is stamped on it.
And then there's the queen of arrogant liars, kim FATASSian. She was raised with a silver coke spoon up her nose, and has done absolutely nothing; she's contributed nothing to society. And, as for her "fans", she's got a bunch of sychophantic suckups who love seeing a grown woman act like a whore. "Piss on my face, baby!". That pretty much says it all...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
damn, MK. you have a way with words.
I don't know what MK posted by I must confess that as much as I am fanatically anti-blonding of women, she looks good.
Just this side of not over doing it: but I think, like all the others, she will continue to go lighter and lighter.
Hopefully, she'll prove me wrong.
Anyway, off to read the post. *cackle*
I think she looks very pretty with this hair but she doesn't look stunning like she does when it's black.
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I wondered what happened to Ray J. Apparently, he's pissing into crystal bottles in the Lighthouse Beauty basement and mixing it up with ciggie smoke and sweaty desperation, under KK's explicit direction, of course.
patuli, ass sweat, and glitter do not mix.
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i love how all these bullshit celeb branded items come with the celeb issued statement of "I was involved in the whole process!!!! I did it all by mah self! look ma no hands!!"
like they are trying to convince themselves or something.
bitch the only thing you "create" are new std cases
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hehe cat fight. where do i sign in for the show? about the piss thing, oh well, who am i to judge the girl's fetishes? if the perfume thing doesn't work out she can always make another tape or naked pics like some others attention-seeking bitches. at least she's good at something.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:22pm.
i am one as well. i have yet to buy a celebrity perfume...
i was gutted when they discontinued my favourite scent..thought it was a popular seller, and next thing you know..gone.
"Yey!! Just what I wanted for my birthday! A bottle of stink water inspired by that girl who not only sucked the penis of a famous singer's brother on shamelessly self-released video but was lifeless throughout the session and then went on to force herself into the limelight at any given opportunity."
And yes.. I would hit it. But I'd be very disappointed with myself for doing so upon reflection and I wouldn't tell a living soul :S
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All those celeb scents smell the same, though.
I'm the type of person who will ask a total stranger what scent they are wearing. Only ONCE have I asked and gotten a celeb scent as an answer. My sister was wearing "So Pretty" by Sarah Jessica Parker and it smelled incredible on her. I know that individual chemistry has a lot to do with how a scent smells, but I can always detect a cheap, pedestrian perfume. ALWAYS.
Yes, I'm a perfume snob.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:07pm.
cuchini: Well, I mean that before, she didn't try to highlight the hell out of her hair and pretend she's a blonde like the rest of them.
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ok! but count the days because she's going to end up looking like shakira...
I'm pretty sure her perfume smells like embalming fluid, so consumers can also have the sex appeal of a dead person.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:07pm.
her hair is slowly getting lighter because of the oxidation of all the pee
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Hahahaha!
irinad,
This bitch is famous for getting pissed on, all caught on tape.
Klassy.
For a nanosecond there I thought that was Beyawnce.
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Submitted by irinad on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:06pm.
idk who these kardashians (?) are. is one of them famous as a singer, actress or at least for a sex tape?
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Sex tape and a huge ass. O yeah - and Kimmie got ALL her tips from Paris. The bitch, not the place.
Also they're mommy married Bruce Jenner and, I think, was married to the guy that defended OJ before that - that would be their dad. Altho - from the looks of them I kinda suspect that he and a couple of his cousins might be the dads.
They have a reality show - 3rd season?
I watched a clip of this new one and it's all Khole and Kim arguing about who is the more popular whore in the brothel. Quite charming.
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I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
I hate when girls with naturally raven or chocolate locks get their hair lightened. Brown hair can be so gorgeous when properly cared for. Now Kim looks like every other tow headed bimbo out there. How original.
Notorius!!!! Thank you. Well said.
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I know I'm a mess he don't want to clean up
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her hair is slowly getting lighter because of the oxidation of all the pee
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
cuchini: Well, I mean that before, she didn't try to highlight the hell out of her hair and pretend she's a blonde like the rest of them.
Uh, hmm, is she morphing into Jessica Alba or Beyonce?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
idk who these kardashians (?) are. is one of them famous as a singer, actress or at least for a sex tape?
Fans? What is there to be a fan of? Her utter lack of education, class and brains? I am so confused as to how people get 'famous' its like a big fuckin joke these days. Like lets find the biggest degenerate losers who have absolutely nothing to offer but some fake tits and plastic parts and make them millionaires. Who lives vicariously through these people? If you do, you deserve to be shot too.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
get the FUCK out of my face!!!! I HATE the fucking Kardashians!
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I know I'm a mess he don't want to clean up
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