Friday, August 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Marky Mark Workout Video
POW! Rich at FourFour put together a montage from Marky Mark's (aka Monk-D Cock-D if you're feeling gangsta) 1993 workout video. This was way before Marky Mark was trying to win Oscars. This is definitely the Marky Mark that gave me good vibrations in my not-so-private areas. POW!
If you turn off the air conditioning in the room you're in, put this video on mute, and take heavy breaths while watching this, you just might have an orgasm. Make sure to scream "POW!!!!" when you're about to bust one.
If Marky Mark doesn't make your no-no pucker, you're in luck! Because this video also features some fly honeys.
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caress me down music video
I found It's theme song
http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/--2164227
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 12:35am.
he likes it up the ass. there is a reason why the gay boys love him.
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Oh give me hope, Joanna! Give me hope, Joanna, till the morning comes!
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Bottom-feeder.
I'm not into the chair thing. It looks like you could eaily bust your ass or face doing that.
he likes it up the ass. there is a reason why the gay boys love him.
are you guys gone off to bed? :(
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 8:05pm.
Smurf" R U Smarter than Jessica Simpson
I know I am...
*opens can of chicken of the sea but finds not wings*
*Confused face, licks window*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Smurf" R U Smarter than Jessica Simpson
it could be her comeback
OMG Rick Foxx is not only dumb, he is not longer hot at all
he just said a Basoon is a Brass instrument
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
listening to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDBbEG-0pfQ
Spread love...listen well to the lyrics.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 7:57pm.
I told him they should make a show "R U Smarter than Britney Spears?"
LOL everbody will win. well paris and Heidi montag will probably tie or loose.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
it was a compliment :)
my bf is sitting here watching "R U Smarter than a 5th Grader?" *shameface*
I told him they should make a show "R U Smarter than Britney Spears?"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 7:51pm.
smurfy! YOU TRUE DLISTED HO! LMAO!
I'll take that as a compliment.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I dunno snowy...I didnt even know what a penis was earlier. wahahahahah
Coma Caca!!
sex has omething to do with boys, right?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
smurfy! YOU TRUE DLISTED HO! LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
and the topic is....Sex stories of a Dlister
I dont have any...i'm a virgin...(sips wine)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 7:44pm.
smurfy!!! share your sex tape!!!
I dont have a sex tape, but I can tell you that on my first time I tried to do it doggie style and I hit my nose with the bed, I though I broke it. I freaked out thinking what I was goin to tell my momma. LOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
tks snowy...listening.
so today a co worker sent me this IM:
"I'm done. See ya Monday.
The world keeps spinning around. I feel like I'm standing in the middle of a big Merry-go-round."
hahaha
Coma Caca!!
smurfy!!! share your sex tape!!!
My bf has no idea who DJ AM is and can't figure out why I feel the need to discuss his death on the internetz and ignore him
LMAO!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I'm trying to think about funny stuff to share...
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFFnl2PFZnM
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
ahhh here you are...I went to DJs post to kiss ya Smurfy...everyone saw it....(blushes)) but it was an innocent non lez thing...
perverts
Coma Caca!!
I'm following snowie, she has funny ciggies
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
hit it! (does air turntable movements)...i'm such a nerd
haha
Coma Caca!!
word! chirio!
he is dj for god now
(oh no she di'int!)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
hey hey! let's not get sad please. I am celebrating life here.
Coma Caca!!
lol snowpiece...mine as well.
Coma Caca!!
Chirio: roll me up a smartie cig!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Hellooooooooo.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 6:18pm.
LOL angel ~ she's so cute!
she reminds me of my niece so much
I'm watching The Simpsons LOL
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I just watched Weigels' couples therapy.
LOLOLOL! Too fucking good.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
LOL angel ~ she's so cute!
she reminds me of my niece so much
I'm watching The Simpsons LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
@snowy: It's open (but undisclosed here for obvious reasons - you know how to find it:), so check back soon. I have TONNES more! I've been resizing and cropping them over the last few days. She so crazay!;p
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
angel: I know exactly what you mean cuz for a long time I had my facebook for work and family and more serious friends, now it's been invaded, LOL I mean that in a good way but I am a little nervous about my Mom reading the dlisters posts! LOL
anyway, we will always have myspace, lol
I'm glad I got to see you and your little sweetie in your pics!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I hate that fucking asshole. He said he was offered oneof the roles in Brokeback Mountain, backpedaled when he found out it was a 'gay' role (wtf did you think it was, asshole?), then said Ang Lee "begged" him to audition. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Ang Lee begging this douche to do anything but go away and die is unbelievable. And did anyone see his wedding pics? They both looked miserable. Not a smile anywhere. I give it a year.
@snow:
JUST SAY NO TO FACEBOOK!
*sigh* it makes me so sad. I hate it. I can't find love for it but everyone loves it. But I can't do it. And I can' hook up DListed cuz everyone there (on my page) is local. They couldn't handle the discrepancy between me in the light of day and me in the darkness. It's easier for you guys for the distance, you know? But it's work and family and you know - I really am Miss Mary Sunshine (sorta) IRL...it's expected, at least. Maybe I could love it if I was angel over there too...hmmm....
I still wouldn't love it.
PS. Yeah - Race IS great. I love to read him.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
POW!!!
angel: Race is gone for a few days, moving again, did you ask him if he was a guy or not? LOL Race is so cool, I am glad he appeared in our dlisted life.
I feel like I am talking to you in all the threads, LOL so let me ask you something, are we friends on FB or just MS because I am about to retire my MS account, I got almost everyone on FB now.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 5:55pm.
She was hilarious. And I don't think she had a lot of TV experience. I have all the DVDs so I've heard the commentary behind it.
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That's what I love about her - I always wondered if she was a full-on pro or a haplessly brilliant amateur...either way ♥ she so funnay! (i have a friend who talks like her too - but what she SAYS is so snarky Canadian, she just has a thick accent - she reminds me of her)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by VaNcItY on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 4:26pm.
Yah, except they might take one look at me and be like, thanks but no thanks. LOL
I'm 5'3, 100 lbs little blonde girl. I don't think anybody could imagine me fighting in a war. lol.
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Thats funny, Iam 1 pound heavier and 1 inch shorter.
and Snowy, a chick.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:08pm.
Angel_i- I am a boy, man, male.
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AHA! Someone tell Race I found this!!!
I asked and then the phone rang and then my life got all nuts and I almost forgot. ALMOST! And I searched and searched (dayum, bitches can rack up the pages - I hope y'all are getting paid;p) and I found it!~ I THOUGHT so but sometimes it's hard to tell. (and I mean that warmly:)
And while I'm at it LOL@snowpiece:
"Where do I go on the internet to met wealthy singles?"
LOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 5:41pm.
thanks for all the pimping beyotches!
Angel what Reno 911 hotline?
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Ha! It might of been in a show but I was watching these shorts on comedycentral.com - you know when they make commercials. The other funny one was "inappropriate" communications with co-workers...with that ex-sex-slave girl (how I LOVE) ha! (I'm sad it's leaving but it was probably time)
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She was hilarious. And I don't think she had a lot of TV experience. I have all the DVDs so I've heard the commentary behind it.
POW!
Damn, he's hot.
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“A, B, C, D, E-E-E!” --Brian Kinney
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=223444&title=psa...
Here you go Snowy
LMAO angel i love those commercials!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 5:41pm.
thanks for all the pimping beyotches!
Angel what Reno 911 hotline?
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Ha! It might of been in a show but I was watching these shorts on comedycentral.com - you know when they make commercials. The other funny one was "inappropriate" communications with co-workers...with that ex-sex-slave girl (how I LOVE) ha! (I'm sad it's leaving but it was probably time)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
j jack is so mean, he won't even give me the link, it's like he wants me to do the research! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Snowy, googled and found it
thanks for all the pimping beyotches!
Angel what Reno 911 hotline?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 4:54pm.
Where the hell did that little shit JJack go?
It's called lunch...(thump)
LOL@Reno 911's Suicide Prevention Webpage:
The most fun you can have not killing yourself!
Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.