Friday, August 28th 2009
Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Engaged
Spokeswhores for both Emily Blunt and John Krasinski confirm that they are well on their way to ruining their lives by getting married. Sorry about that last part. Celestia must've jumped in me for a second.
26-year-old Emily Blunt and 29-year-old John Karsinski started dating in November 2008 shortly after she quit it with Michael Buble.
If I was John, I'd take her name if they get married. John Blunt. Now that is a name. And I've written "Blunt" so many times in this post that I think I deserve one.
VIA UsWeekly (Image: Bauer Griffin)
• 
There is more interesting engagement gossip. If you don't have something better to do, you could always keep up with celebrity gossip – like this whole thing over whether Tyra Banks is engaged or not. Tyra Banks herself denied it – she isn't engaged to boyfriend John Utendahl, and on her Twitter page declared that the ring she wears is her high school graduation ring. (Some are surprised she's graduated high school.) So now that the discussion is over – go out and do something. Take in a movie. Learn a new skill. Who knows – maybe even meet some new people.
Possibly even a member of the opposite sex. Stop caring about Tyra Banks and find some money to lend yourself for your own fun.
I so wanted to marry his kind of sexy, nerd self. Dammit! (oh yeah, i'm already married)
@yucko
dating a dog turd would be an upgrade from michael buble...
Sibsi, agreed.
Dear Emily,
You are not quite gorgeous but you are definitely too hot for this guy. He's goofy and has a big nose an a doughy face. If he weren't tall, no one would give a shit.
I'm probably in the minority here, but I think he is the lucky one.
He's okay looking at best. She's beautiful and a decent actress. But all in all, yeah, they're pretty boring together.
I also heard she was never into guys really. Maybe he's bearding for her, while she sleeps with Anne Hathaway?
There! That makes this couple sound interesting instantly if we apply this theory to their motives.
Yeah, he is really hot, bitch doesn't deserve his fine ass! :(
I didn't know they were an item, but I think they're both pretty adorable, so good for them! Also, they ARE boring, but only 'cause they aren't media/attention whores and/or train wrecks. I'm totally okay with that.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Who are they?
she can do much better than that pencil dick dork.
******************************************
"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
"BUTTLICKER! Our prices have never been lower!" Haw haw, funny....
that wont last..they are rarely in the same city they barely know each other... he better get a pre nup cuz he is raking in the bucks right now...just finished the nancy meyers movie that comes out on xmas day and that office money is crazy cuz of the syndication and she is a nobody...
that is a mistake..big time... she'll own that tribeca apt and the lab in 2 yrs
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Nooooooooo. How can he marry me if he marries her?!?
damn she's damn lucky. got to sleep with john & michael, both of them too damn hot.
Tristram just wanted to say, your posts are always interesting. r u a male or female if you don't mind? LOL
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
@snow and Tristram:
Brilliant! I was hoping so! Now I have a new one I can use all the time:)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 4:26pm.
I think it's formally an adjective for dirty or nasty (sucio/sucia), but, as Snowpiece said, the slang meaning is ho or skank.
angel, hahahah SUCIO means ho!
the guy is from the american office and she's been in a bunch of "indie" type movies, is she British? I forget
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Who are these twats?
Who?
I had no idea they were even dating...
Isn't he already married to Pam?
SUCIO!
(I'll be honest - I don't even know what that means. It just seems to fit here)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
i like both of these dull people...
_____________________________________________
she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 1:57pm.
Congrats to the boring couple!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Exactly. This shit is begging for the "boring couples" and the "who cares? news" tags.
Actually, scratch that. Now I remember Emily in a wonderful flick called "my summer of love" and she goes all lesbo with a hot redhead and... shit. Now I'm mad she's engaged.
------------------------------
I just saw "My Summer Of Love" & it was really pretty good...She is so beautiful in that movie. She usually plays an excellent "bitch" while all the same time looking flawless.
As if my day wasn't sh!tty enough, I have to find out that Mah Boo Krasinski got reeled in by this wh0re :(
GO BACK TO BUBLES, YOU SLAG, AND LEAVE MAH MAN ALOOOOONE!!
------------------------------------------------
It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Does Pam Beesely know about this?
Submitted by pigger_than_life on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by like-wow on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:48pm.
Who are these two and why should we care?
Actually I had to google him because I had no idea, just in case he was hot, but no, he looks better with his sunglasses on.
****
You have to be into nerdy types to like the Kras, but yeah, he's probably not going to make your privates jump out of your pants either way. But he's probably rather attentive in bed. Nerds often work harder, and if you're into role playing they really dig midevil stuff.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:15pm.
They've been dating for less than a year and they're already engaged
I think is been more than a year...
and he is so damn cute, Not SEXY, not HOT, CUTE.
my heart cracked a little bit too.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Good for her, he's a hot piece of ass.
Submitted by like-wow on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:48pm.
Who are these two and why should we care?
Actually I had to google him because I had no idea, just in case he was hot, but no, he looks better with his sunglasses on.
______________________________________________
"It's great being blonde, people have such low expectatons it's easy to impress"
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:15pm.
They've been dating for less than a year and they're already engaged? The last relationship I was in lasted for three years and I still didn't know the fucker liked to dress in women's underwear because it made him more "comfortable." I found this out AFTER he broke up with me - in a letter.
Way to go, Krasinski.
****
LOL Papasmurf!!! That reminds me of this guy that broke up with my friend (she's seriously not fat at all) because she 'has a gut.' This was the night after their first heavy make out session and he jizzed in his pants.
Who are these two and why should we care?
Mazel Tov.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:15pm.
They've been dating for less than a year and they're already engaged?
God, it seems like they've been dating for 5 years just due to the fact of how boring they are. How do these two soggy paper towels get their pictures in tabloids? I hate that!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
ILovePapaSmurf's picture
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:15pm.
They've been dating for less than a year and they're already engaged? The last relationship I was in lasted for three years and I still didn't know the fucker liked to dress in women's underwear because it made him more "comfortable." I found this out AFTER he broke up with me - in a letter.
------------------------------------
LMFAO LMFAO over you post and your fuckin avi. Holy Shit Lmao. CLassic
LMAO. M.K. I swear you are ridiculously out of your fuckin mind and it helps keep me sane lol. Now if only I could meet my haze connect NOW instead of at 7 so I can smoke my BLUNT. Oh well at least I will go to the gym before I get high high high high high...
'Ayo, I smoke like a chim-in-ney
Matta fact I, smoke like a gun
When a killa see his enemy
I smoke like Bob Marley did
Add to that, that I smoke like the Hippies did back in the 70's
Spit with the finishing touch
Get this, that I'ma finish you before I finish the dutch' - I Get High (Good Times) By Styles P.
They've been dating for less than a year and they're already engaged? The last relationship I was in lasted for three years and I still didn't know the fucker liked to dress in women's underwear because it made him more "comfortable." I found this out AFTER he broke up with me - in a letter.
Way to go, Krasinski.
--------------------------------------
"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
NOOOO! Lol.
I love them both. Emily is so fierce and John is adorable. Congrats to them both.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:00pm.
I think I just heard my heart broke.
****
Me too, me too... *runs from the room sobbing*
-----------
When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
Who the fuck are they?
LOL GTL I know but I like them simian!
It's getting down to the end now, you should check it out but now that Russ is gone......
anyway, check out today's hot slut, she's from BB too
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Not to be blunt, but I can't see this lasting very long.
I think I just heard my heart break.
-------------------------
"Who gone check me boo?"
-Crackhead cuntbitch Sheree, Real Housewives Atlanta
thanks snowy, I just might have to start tuning into BB.
Russell is a little too "Ultimate Fighter" for me.
_______________________________________________
Cheating, Douchebag, SOB free since 7/22/2009!!!
Congrats and good luck!
-----------------------------------------------
Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
GTL: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/
his name is Jeff (the jerk) LOL
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
thanks snowy, um does he have a name? sorry i dont watch BB.
*starts up google image search*
sorry about your avie...he's a'ight. lol
OT: Cute couple, and good thing we dont see them on the scene or tabs too often.
_______________________________________________
Cheating, Douchebag, SOB free since 7/22/2009!!!
I love him, and I wish them well. Unfortunately, it is Hollywood, so they probably will not last.
**********************************************
I know I'm a mess he don't want to clean up
- Fiona Apple
Boring and boringer.
GTL: I'll answer for drama, that is a piece of crap JERK from Big Brother who eliminated the hot piece of sex in MY avie last night! LOL :P
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Cute red flats.
I have a bad feeling about this pairing.