Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which cable news anchor should be more careful with his cellphone? After he recently misplaced it, a co-worker opened it up and found a nude photo of the anchor's girlfriend. (Page Six)
Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and I just happened to be coming out of a cold shower when that picture was taken. RUDE! Okay, my real guess is Larry King or Shep Smith?
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress who does a mix of television and movies has a best friend who recently got married. Her friend is a special education teacher for a school which does not pay their employees very much. The friend married a man who is also a teacher at the school. The original plan was for the couple to just get married at their home and have a very tiny reception and not even a honeymoon as they are trying to save whatever dollars they earn for a home. Well, our actress gave them and paid for the wedding of a lifetime as well as a reception, the honeymoon and even gave them $50K towards their house. (CDAN)
So this is what a nice blind item looks like? Hmmm...I'm not sure what to do with this. Okay, okay, I'll guess Charlize Theron, Felicity Huffman or Toni Collette?
This celebrity couple hauls the child/ren everywhere with them while they travel. While it may sound glamorous for them to travel from country to country, the truth is that they lack a consistent educational program. It has left them well behind their age level academically, as well as socially awkward with their peer group. In a recent embarrassing incident, one of the kids was put in a play group with kids their own age for a few minutes, and spent their time alternating between crying and bullying. (Blind Gossip)
Hmmmm....I wonder who could it be? But this is a lie! All the Brangie children are already at university level, because they are being homeschooled by the genius twin messiahs!
This celebrity has opened up a restaurant, but really has little to do with the actual place itself. They are trying to distance themselves even more now, since their famous food gave a famous tummy some food poisoning. Instead of reporting the incident to public health, the sick Celeb called the owner and the apologetic owner offered a vacation package to make up for the whole thing. We hear the food has been criticized several times and situations like this have happened before, for the eatery. One thing is for certain, we’re not going to be eating there any time soon! Not Ashton Kutcher. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
Please let this be Eva Longwhoria?!
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Anna Paquin for the wedding sponsor -- great guess. She fits the description *and* is young enough to have a BF getting married for the first time (not that the item says that, but a big blowout and home purchase are more typical for a 1st marriage).
That horse should trim its Gossie.
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Bottom-feeder.
WHY blind items?
Just tell us the scoop.
*eyeroll*
Submitted by KidL on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 5:11pm.
Actually, I knew a woman who was a photographer in the UK. VB was one of her subjects and VB showed up for the shoot with then-5 year old Brooklyn. The kid sounded like a total brat. He bullied one of the other kids at the location and kept shouting, "You can't do anything to me! My Mummy's a Spice Girl!"
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Whoa! Totally didn't think this would be the case, though I still think it's not them either.
The Spice girl kid is probably the kind who'll grow up to pull off the 'do you know who I am?' card, or rather 'do you know who my parents are?' one.
Then again, this could be too harsh a prediction, but it's hard to imagine them not being sheltered from life changing events which would correct that kind of attitude.
At any rate, whoever is the family in that blind, they're pretty disgusting parents for bringing up their children without the thought of growing up to become good people, make this shithole earth better and treat others with respect.
1. definitely Keith Olbermann
ohhh I'm thinking #3 could be Heidi Klum and Seal's offspring - everytime I see them I get that immature, maladjusted feeling from them....
#3 is definitely BrandWhoreLina, not sure about any of the others. Wait, doesn't J-Lo have a restaurant or did it close down?
Emo pony is sad.
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Based on pictures and pass reports(which is all we can go on since we don't know them personally), I would say it is Brangelina. There have always been reports about how out of control their children are. Never hear much about the Beckhams. They don't move their children all over the place like Brangelina. VB looks mean as hell and I don't think she would tolerate it. It can't be Suri because she is 3. That kind of behavior is expected from somebody her age. IMHO.
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Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:31pm.
1. The cute metorologist from CNN
Ooooh!!! Rob Marciano! I used to watch him in Portland on KATU. I lvoe it that he's on CNN now.
I could totally see Holly Hunter helping someone out like that. Or Kyra Sedgwick, but with the Madoff scandal they're probably not giving away much of their money right now. The brats are SOOOOO Brangelina, I can't even believe it's a blind item. Those kids are going to grow up to be druggies, serial killers, whores, and hopefully in maximum security (but only after they write their books about Mommie and Daddie Dearest). And PLEASE BY ALL THAT IS HOLY let the last one be LongWHORia. I hate that cunt with every fiber of my being. Why can't she eat her own food and get diverticulitis or something?
Submitted by ronnyk on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:33pm.
Honey Shep "Tri-pod" Smith is a big dicked power bottom.
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Said it better than I ever could, Ronny.
No real idea about the rest but I think #2 could be Anna Paquin.
News anchor? Girlfriend? SHEPARD SMITH??? ROFLMAOPMP!!!! Boyfriend is gayer than Christmas. He's had his eyes done more times than Burt Reynolds.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 4:09pm.
I don't think Victoria Beckham would allow her kids to be too bratty, though. Don't know why I think that. I just can't see her putting up with too much lip or bullshit from her kids.
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Actually, I knew a woman who was a photographer in the UK. VB was one of her subjects and VB showed up for the shoot with then-5 year old Brooklyn. The kid sounded like a total brat. He bullied one of the other kids at the location and kept shouting, "You can't do anything to me! My Mummy's a Spice Girl!"
Still, I think the child/children in the BI are Brangelina's. I have no doubts Suri Cruise is a totally spoilt brat, but I doubt she is allowed to play with other non-COS kids.
Well, it could be Will & Jada Pinkett Smiths little hellions also. Those kids talk & act like entitled little bastards.
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
@Maui Girl:
Can't be Suri because she would only attend SciFi schools and activities so she didn't get infected with the "normals".
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Submitted by Maui Girl on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 4:40pm.
I think the brat in question is Suri Cruise.
'Cept the BI is all framed in the plural--more than one kid.
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one of the kids was put in a play group with kids their own age for a few minutes, and spent their time alternating between crying and bullying
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If that kid is three it's just rude to call it embarrassing or developmentally delayed. These behaviours are really normal for that age group. Not for every child - but very common. And that, my friends, is what parents are for.
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I think the brat in question is Suri Cruise. That kid acts like a retard (no offense to retards!) and they carry her around everywhere. Notice the article read: "This celebrity couple hauls the child/ren everywhere" "Child" smells more like Suri-bot than the whole Jolie-Pitt crowd. I vote for Screwy Cruise on this one!
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
my guesses:
1. Rick Sanchez
2. Mira Sorvino
3. Brangie
4. JT
NO. 3 are the Jolie-Pitt brood. They try to throw their kids into little peer bonding activities in whatever city they're in like dance classes for Shiloh and Zahara this summer. I have always thought that it was a bad deal that they constantly move those kids around because kids need a base of operation and when they don't have it anxiety happens and hence the bullying and hysterical crying. By the way, did they send Pax back to Vietnam because that kid has been pretty much MIA this summer.
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Number 2 could be Holly Hunter. She seems like a down to Earth lady!
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Douchechill!
That last item is probably Squinty Z who just opened up a Hamptons restaurant.
i think all celeb kids are monsters, so it could be any number of them...whoever #2 is, they are awesome!
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I don't think Victoria Beckham would allow her kids to be too bratty, though. Don't know why I think that. I just can't see her putting up with too much lip or bullshit from her kids. I can totally see Angie letting her kids be "free" to "express" themselves.
Just my impression; I have absolutely nothing to base it on, except photos.
Nice to have a nice blind item for a change.. Good for whoever #2 is.
It's got to be Angie's brats; I try to quickly scroll past that idiot but I have unfortunately remembered enough. Like military brats-only St Angie's kids move MORE. I wonder if this will tarnish her holiness? Her own kids getting neglected a little, while she is busy doing wth it is she does.
You got kids #1 is to keep them in the same school as long as possible, to have friends & keep up with their peers intellectually. You become chained to the school year; but this is how my parents did it & everyone else on my block.
intellectually driven passion, passionately driven intellect
I would guess the Beckham kids for #3, they all look like spoiled brats. Besides most of the Jolie-Pitt kids are too young for school. The only one old enough is Maddox and its been well documented in the press he goes to school.
And like MK, I hope #4 is Longwhoria. Can't stand that rat faced bitch.
*writing letter to Santa asking that #3 be Brangelina's brats*
*encloses Hohan's XIV jewelry as bribe*
*scampers to mailbox to post letter*
*pants, drools*
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"I can't imagine Angelina/Brad putting any one of their brood into a play group!!! That's so plebian!! Even for a dance class, both Shiloh and Zahara went together!! These kids play with each other, not with ordinary kids!!"
- This attempt at sarcasm if that's what it is, considering it is from a loon disguised as a non-window licker, Um, didn't you just give the explanation as too why the Skittle Army is in fact Socially inept?
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#3 sounds like the Beckhams, their kids look like spoiled, bratty twirps even in pictures. Say what you will, but Brangelina's kids look normal kids and well adjust, all things considered.
I can't imagine Angelina/Brad putting any one of their brood into a play group!!! That's so plebian!! Even for a dance class, both Shiloh and Zahara went together!! These kids play with each other, not with ordinary kids!! Why can't this BI be about Suri? Her most constant playmate seems to be Katie so it would probably be a trauma for her to be with kids her own age. I can see her crying and hitting out at little ones she doesn't know. And the BI did say child/ren, not just children!!! It's just too easy for everybody to name the Jolie-Pitts for negative blind items involving certain things!!
I love that story about the friend giving her bestie a great wedding/honeymoon, etc. Nice story.
No clue who #2 is, but they are freakin' awesome. Nice to know there are celebs who aren't complete chodes.
No. 1: Smarmy Keith Olbermann. He lives with TV reporter Katy Tur.
(He also suffers from celiac disease--tee hee--and allegedly graduated from Cornell--Cornell Ag School.)
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That second item took me by surprise. Nice to hear of a celeb helping out someone and not using it as a shameless plug for themselves.
1) Ron Burgundy
2) Helen Hunt
3) Beckhams
4) no idea
oh, and the nice lady, I go for Holly Hunter.
That blind is SOOOOOOO Brangelina.
I think the celebrity couple with the terrible kids SOUNDS like the little brangeleague, but i think it's REALLY about the Beckham clan.
Submitted by squiggles on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:43pm.
Re: the teachers, it's good to see a "nice" blind item once in a while. I'm more curious about who that one's about than the others.
Agreed EXCEPT if the actor leaked the good deed herself.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:25pm.
I think the FOURTH one is Southern Hospitality. JT has been trying to distance himself from that place for a while. And I've heard really bad things about it.
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The place is just a few blocks of me and I've soooo been meaning to try it for shits n' giggles. But I don't mean that literally, so maybe not.
Re: the teachers, it's good to see a "nice" blind item once in a while. I'm more curious about who that one's about than the others.
Submitted by applehead on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 3:40pm.
#3 Maybe Suri
if it's her they just have to move the Switch from bad to god and That will solve the problem .
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OOO OOO OOO #3!!!!
The amount of schlepping Skeletina does looking for heroin around the world, #3 is the Skittle Army.
The Beckhams while being oh so worldly, don't get nailed for the lack of consistency when it comes to their kids.
If they were like that, it would have come up way before now.
C'mon loonies, come out come out wherever you are....
Remember, today's Brangelina expert hat is your Child Therapist Experting hat.
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#3 Maybe Suri
Whoever the Nice one is, is a hot slut.
Anne does not have an Oscar.
does Tony collete have an oscar? if not, she should.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K