Friday, August 28th 2009

Just What I've Always Wanted.....

......a picture of Lady CaCa looking like Donatella Versace's roasted clitoris. And you know Donatella Versace has those pink cotton candy furries all over her puss stick. So, here's CaCa in the September issue of V Magazine. She must have not had enough time to work on her tuck game, because she just put a fluffy merkin over it. Good thinking, CaCa.

And Xtina is not going to appreciate CaCa ripping off her skin color! Xtina marinates in a bathtub full of bronzer and colonic fluid for hours every day just to achieve that color! The Oompa Loompa pre-op look will always belong to Xtina!

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Peachvomit on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:10pm.

I don't know dude... I think she looks kind of hot there. I might need professional help, yes.
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How cute.... I have a troller. Guess I peed in someone's cornflakes.

Grow up.

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keeponkeepinon:

Your right. Lady Ga Ga isn't fake and thats exactly why i like her. i'm not a fan of britneys per say but like lady ga ga she isn't fake unlike so many other entertainers (*cough beyonce*)

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She supports my signature.

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Rosemary's picture

before ga ga made me mad by being promoted by perez lol, I got mad at her for her style of music because I felt like she didn't show her talent. Sometimes I wondered if she really could play the piano, I wondered why she didn't do some kind of modern pop and incorporate the piano more.

Rosemary's picture

I don't care about the fashion, I just don't like the music style of ga ga, I do like the one song but all in all that music style I don't like at all. I mean I love fashion but I really don't care what they do with how they dress.

Rosemary's picture

The last song I heard by Christina was "keeps getting better" to be honest. I haven't kept up with her last CD. To me that was ok......and way better at least than ga ga. Not her best for sure, but way better. So, I hope she isn't doing her style except maybe her clothes.

Rosemary's picture

Christina will always be someone remembered with talent, I don't see this chick being remembered that way. She may be able to sing.....but her music is not showing talent to me. She may play the piano too, but that music is not the work of someone with talent. That's another thinng that drives me crazy about her, her music sounds like something (minus the singing ok) that could be put out by Heidi MOntag.

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 4:05pm.

Basically both Lady Caca and Cristina Aguilera are gradually taking the style of Japan's Gyaru Girls:

http://japan-powaaa.cowblog.fr/la-mode-gyaru-au-japon-2540935.html
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I've never seen that but I suspected Japan was behind this.

Surssly, I can NOT get enough of Japanese fashion. O TO BE A TEEN IN JAPAN! *SIGH*! If I was gonna be granted one ludicrous wish in my life I would choose that one.

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Rosemary's picture

Oooh not me! I love Christina. She is nothing like Christina!

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Mizro:

i can't hate Christina either. i just can't.

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Sibsi on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 3:07am.

The MJ death saga is fascinating to be sure, but I'm not really up-to-date on this homicide thing.

There are only two possibilities in this case, in my mind: a) the doctor was a psycho who wanted him dead? Makes no sense; b) Doctor was acting on behalf of some of MJ's creditors?
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The doctors were working on behalf of MJ's father!

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I know you all love to hate Aguliera; but I love her, always will.

This broad has nothing on my Christina. Not a thing.

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Basically both Lady Caca and Cristina Aguilera are gradually taking the style of Japan's Gyaru Girls:

http://japan-powaaa.cowblog.fr/la-mode-gyaru-au-japon-2540935.html

What a fucking shock, I guess Caca is taking the lead right now, but back in her Bozo The Clown days, Cristina was leading the "originality" race.

blaaaake's picture

this tranny tries to hard. is it just me or is her nose less HUGE? nosejob or photoshop? trick question...cocaine.

keeponkeepinon's picture

You know what, I like her.
I don't like her music enough to listen to it at home by choice, but if it comes on the radio I turn it up.. which is more than can be said for christina aguilera, shitney queers or rihammer pants..

I like how she shocks people. And I read an interview of hers once and found her to be pretty intelligent.. arrogant and narcissistic yes, but she's makes no secret about being a famewhore. She's tries to be different and succeeds. That's cool in my book.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 10:30am.
I'll say something nice: bitch has a smoking body.

Too bad it's attached to her.

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I'll say something nice: bitch has a smoking body.

Having said THAT, I must also give her props for doing something so meta: dog impersonating dog.

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Underneath that pink powder puff is a monster entity that will haunt your darkest nightmares for all of eternity should you set eyes on it.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

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Xtina and Gaga stole this look, so that point is moot.

However, underneath all that bondo, Photoshop, Industrial Light & Magic, and spackle, only one of them is homely.

Care to guess?

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as much costume shit they put all over this singer she still looks horrid.

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Lady G has a beautiful bod. I just wish she was more talented and less flamboyant and exhibitionist.

OR be flamboyant/exhibitionist but make great music a la Boy George.

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Ah, gucci! What would I do without you!? :)

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Christina hasn't been seen with fake tan on for MONTHS. The reason she wants to be fake tan FREE this era! Yaaayy!!!!

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Rosemary's picture

well G nite whoever is up...

Rosemary's picture

Lainey should watch it then if she wants to keep y'all happy and coming back.
The DR thing makes no sense to me....you'd think if it was on purpose he'd be more smooth, can you be stupid and be a dr?

Sibsi's picture

The MJ death saga is fascinating to be sure, but I'm not really up-to-date on this homicide thing.

There are only two possibilities in this case, in my mind: a) the doctor was a psycho who wanted him dead? Makes no sense; b) Doctor was acting on behalf of some of MJ's creditors?

Sibsi's picture

You're right, there's nothing much to it, so I am not sure why I kept coming back for more, seeing how it's only somewhat interesting there when the awards season rolls.

I think everyone is allowed to have some bias regarding certain celebrities, but when it comes to these bloggers, who make a living out of writing good and bad about these people, they should choose their bias carefully who they want to portray favorably.

With Lainey, it's not that I don't think she should not be allowed to like whoever the fuck she wants.

It is that she seems to like Goopy and Brangelina just to spite us, because she starts every article about them making sure we know she knows we hate them, but she doesn't give a shit that we do and will proceed to fellate them with words.

Rosemary's picture

THey won't give up on MJ it seems till that dr is in jail.

Rosemary's picture

Yeah I love D listed too. It's one of my favs.....TMZ and D listed really are my favs....D listed to talk on and TMZ to go to to hear them go on and On about MJ basically, that kind of thing lol. I like how they won't lay off about things like that, today it was HOMICIDE in big letters. That's what I like about TMZ, know what I mean?

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OK sibsi I found that site and been to it before and never cared for it at all I remember . I can't stand those people either....don't hate posh but I wouldn't want to hear how great she is either. I definitely don't want to hear about brangenlina and goopy. They make me sick.

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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 2:52am.

I could never give up TMZ, TMZ pisses me off a lot but they do have breaking news all the time and I don't feel they are totally heartless. They are bad a lot but they also do things purposely or not that helps...exposing some people that need it. I think.
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I just recently started reading them.

Not particular on their style, but, hey, they do have the scoop it seems, so I guess it's good for that.

Ultimately, if I was forced to choose one single celebrity blog to follow, it'd be D-listed hands down, because I have fun reading MK's posts and also the followers comments.

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Lainey is a Canasian who worships Goopy, Brangelina, Posh Spice and other despicable people.

She does have an insider perspective on certain things such as film festivals, which is why I used to read her blog a lot.

She whored herself a job in some Canadian entertainment show, which I assume is sorta like an Access Hollywood kind of gig, so yeah, she'll always have the chances to get up and close some of the major stars.

Otherwise, she has no redeeming qualities.

She brags about all the shit she buys, including posting links to shoes, purses and clothing she just acquired.

She tells stories about her bitch mom all the time, like it's supposed to be endearing.

She lectures on taste, etiquette and shit like that all the time and her attempts at humor fail miserably.

So, you see, I don't want to keep sponsoring someone that retarded (no offense meant to the retarded) but she does have some interesting histories sometimes.

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I could never give up TMZ, TMZ pisses me off a lot but they do have breaking news all the time and I don't feel they are totally heartless. They are bad a lot but they also do things purposely or not that helps...exposing some people that need it. I think.

Rosemary's picture

Lainey, I forget who that is.

Rosemary's picture

It is.....trust me. they go up and down but it's not like it used to be. Even when I go I never comment.....

Sibsi's picture

That's good to know that his popularity is waning, Rosemary.

ETA: oh no... seems he's recovering some readership?

I never got int Perez much, so I don't struggle with the habit of visiting his blog, but I know how it is though. I've the same thing with Lainey.

Bitch has a lot of breaking news news, but I hate her writing style.

Mickey, I always thought Europeans were better at evolving things we start over here. Genres like house and such became much more interesting once they went from Detroit to the UK and the continent.

Rosemary's picture

Well I just checked out perez's site. His comments went up some.....he has an article on the second page "if you are easily offended" and it says stevie wonder on twitter. I didn't get it at first but when I read the comments i did....exactly why I hate him.

MickeyHolland's picture

Hi Sibsi. To be quite honest I'm totally in the dark about the current music scene. I'm one of those who gut stuck in the 80's (Ultravox's "Vienna", U2's "In the name of love" and "Bloody Sunday" and even Spandau Ballet's "Through the barricades"). That being said my guess is that we follow your trends. Originality is not our strong suit.

Rosemary's picture

What was the last thing everyone was pissed at Perez about.....him calling Will I am a Fa**** or something else. I can't keep up but ever since the last thing, I think it was something else, when I check his site the comments are way down. He used to have like 200 comments for the good stories...now it's like less than 100. Last time i was there, it would be 50 or less for the good stories. I think he's fading away slowly. 20 comments or so for the sucky stories.

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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 2:31am.

I know that perez at least for awhile was promoting her (yeah i crack and go to his site now and then but try my best not to), seemed everyday he had like two articles about what she was doing up at least. He also had pictures of her and him hanging out up over and over a few months ago....not sure about now, i'm doing better about going to his site lately. lol It seemed they hung out at least once a week.
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Yuck! Anybody who voluntarily hangs out with Perez...

It sucks that he somehow became the most recognizable celebrity blogger out there, even appearing on tv and such.

MK is a much better writer, but then again, he's also an awesome dude and not an attention whore.

Rosemary's picture

I think she hangs out with him for the recognition on his website, that's my guess.

Sibsi's picture

Morning, MickeyHolland!

Care to join me as one of the last posters awake here?

My sleeping hormones did not kick in tonight, hah!

What's the music scene like in Europe? It sucks in America and I shudder to think about the influence of American music being so predominant abroad.

Rosemary's picture

I know that perez at least for awhile was promoting her (yeah i crack and go to his site now and then but try my best not to), seemed everyday he had like two articles about what she was doing up at least. He also had pictures of her and him hanging out up over and over a few months ago....not sure about now, i'm doing better about going to his site lately. lol It seemed they hung out at least once a week.

MickeyHolland's picture

How can I count the ways in which I find thee annoying? Gaga gives me a serious case of alien hand syndrome. Everytime her mug is on, my hand automatically reaches for the remote. I'm sick and tired of all these attention-starved and over the top ego-maniacs. Bring on the true talents. (My morning coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so please forgive my ranting.)

Sibsi's picture

What's her connection with Perez, Rosemary?

I really don't like that guy and if she's pals with him, then yah.

Other questionable people she likes: that retarded midget from PR: Christian Siriano. Think she mentioned he does some clothes designing for her.

Also, there's an interview of her on Youtube conducted by Parasite Hilton, in which Gaga said that Parasite's album was one of the best she ever heard. WTF?

Yah, Just Dance is fun, but there's too many talented people, NOT friends with Parasite and Christian from PR, who deserve recognition more than Gaga.

Rosemary's picture

But I do like just dance I can't help it. The rest sucks.

Rosemary's picture

Reason number 1 not to like CaCa: Perez Hilton
And that's all the reason I need

Sibsi's picture

I really don't think Gaga draws inspiration from A. Goldfrapp. I mean, besides the hair, which is a look Alison is already over since 2006 or so.

Gaga is a dumb slut - and I even like some of her songs - but she'd be insane to try and be like the beautiful and EXTREMELY vocally gifted Alison. Noway.

This has prohotshop written all over it too. Not that her body isn't okay, but it certainly isn't this selectively slim at the parts which matter.