Monday, August 31st 2009

Birthday Sluts

Richard Gere (60)
Jeff Hardy (32)
Sara Ramirez (34)
Chris Tucker (37)
Debbie Gibson (39)
Queen Rania of Jordan (39)
Gina Schock (52)
Julie Brown (55)
Marcia Clark (56)
Van Morrison (64)

Posted by: Michael K


Life's picture

Its my 50th (5.0) today!I feel now like i can rest in peace without dying to get there like so many do!

Mr. Mercury's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:58am.
Mr. Mercury - My son watched that shit fest this weekend. That movie SUCKED!

@ME...is your son OK? I myself was in a coma for hours after seeing that POS.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

As I scrolled down, the legs, shorts, and stomach looked like a woman's. Then I scrolled further to see Gere. Oh goodness.

Plecostomus's picture

Well, wasn't Gere quite a dish before he discovered small mammal love.

HB, Chris Tucker! You will always be Ruby Rhod to me!

And Debbie Gibson is only 39?!?!

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Bottom-feeder.

M.E.'s picture

Mr. Mercury - My son watched that shit fest this weekend. That movie SUCKED!

Mr. Mercury's picture

Having just seen "Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus" it's a miracle Debbie Gibson is still with us to celebrate another birthday. Hard to believe she didn't die of embarrassment once that turkey hit the airwaves. HB to her!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday to Richard Gere!
I adore the man from "American Gigolo", "An officer and a Gentleman" and "Pretty woman".

Silvara0428's picture

Happy Birthday Horz!

Morning d-listers.

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LolaBella's picture

Happy Birthday to:

Richard Gere - you'll always be a 'gentleman' to me, even if you may have a rodent fetish.

Sara Ramirez - what a beautiful woman.

Chris Tucker - love you even though you still can't say Gefilte fish.

Debbie Gibson - dancing to 'Shake Your Love' in honor of your special day!

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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

Haooy birthday Richard Gere and Queen Rania of Jordan.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

snowpiece's picture

Happy Birthday Zack Mayo!

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freebird's picture

I thought that was Patrick Dempsey hanging upside down. Gere has quite a tuck going on there.

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Submitted by jiatao2633 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:45am.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

Can I meet people who like furry little animals shoved up their ass on there?

Raul Duke's picture

Oh Dick Gere, hanging upside down won't get that rodent outta your butt.

christine the hoff's picture

moaning all, it's monday.
wow, that is an awesome nosejob.
HB to all, and richard... sigh.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Happy birthday Sluts!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

HB to Van Morrison! Walked down the aisle to "Someone Like You" at my wedding.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

I knew there was a good reason to get up this morning -- It's Van the Man's b'day today - One of my all time faves.

HB Richard ..I remember going to see American Gigolo when I was 16 and got see Mr. Gere full frontal. rawwwrz!

Mornin':)

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day to Gina (Go-G0's), Debbie, American Gigolo, Julie and Van!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojGuCttS55w
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The C word's picture

Morning angel - glad I could help! :)

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Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:23am.

Angel_i, she's had a blatant nose job and what a difference it's made to her -
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Whoa nelly. You can say "blatant" again! Well, here's to one that worked:)

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

carefreea's picture

Angel_i, she's had a blatant nose job and what a difference it's made to her -

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4343/rania3bo.jpg

Happy birthday, Van, you miserable grump.

Is Jeff Hardy the WWE one?

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:18am.

HB to one of my faves, George 'Van' Morrison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwiOuhRc-Pg&feature=channel
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Ha! LOL!@the guy in the white shirt middle-left. He's like a little boy when Van comes out. So cute:)

Good morning! And thank you for getting me started:)

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

The C word's picture

HB to one of my faves, George 'Van' Morrison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwiOuhRc-Pg&feature=channel

Morning dlisters!

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angel_i's picture

Wow. Queen Rania is not just normal, she's very pretty! That's not what I was expecting at all!
http://www.opednews.com/populum/uploaded/queen-rania-of-jordan-11235-200...

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

Jo and Farris's picture

JUS FER DA BIRFDAY SLUTS. 2 4 1 BEHIND DA KFC.
I SEEN DAT LOVES.

mike's picture

Happy B-day Julie Brown, you hot ginge!