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Mischief the cursing cat (not verified) of Australia - Robert 'RJ' Duncan of the Northern Territory of Australia claims his cat has a Dlisted-approved vocabulary. According to Robert, Mischief can say up to seven words: mum, no, now, what, why, fuck and prick yet. Robert says that Mischief has been known to call him a "fucking prick" on many occasions.
Robert, who might be on the wrong stuff, said, "He can't say 'dad' yet, which is a bit of a prick. That's how he got the word 'prick' I reckon, because I say it a lot. In the evening time, if you don't drop whatever you're doing and pay attention to him, he calls you 'fucking prick'. If he really cracks the sh-ts, he'll piss in his drinking water just to let you know he's really shitty."
But when the Northern Territory News arrived so that Mischief could curse them the hell out, the puss wasn't say shit. On a second visit, Robert got Mischief to say "mum." Yeah, so Robert could be pulling all of our dicks (and probably is), but even a story about a swearing pussy works for me. I'm easy.
A Professor of Pussy in Australia is giving a side-eye to Robert's claims and thinks something in the milk ain't clean, "Cats don't engage the lips and tongue in the way a human does, which is needed to make consonants. I find it very hard to believe — their mouths aren't that mobile. How does a cat say a 'p', anatomically? I don't think it's possible."
If Mischief really can curse a trick out, then all we need to do is teach him the "cunt" word and he can be Dlisted's official spokespuss!
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that cat has tourettes and should go to church soon.
if our cat W. could cuss she would, she's a B.!
the other cat M. would scold her and read the bible to her.
"buhhh nanas" Rachel Zoe
If you bath a cat early in its life and don't traumatise it (eg don't pour water on it's head) then there's a good chance that cat will be cool with baths in later life.
One of my cats is great with baths. I get in, he gets in, rub a dub dub and bob's yer uncle. Clean cat!
(He likes Frederick Fekkai ultra glossy shampoo)
The other cat, aint no WAY I'd get naked in a bath with her. It would be like getting in a water tank with a running helicopter. I once tried to use the shower head on her and once she got over the shock she promptly run up to the ceiling and stayed there unassisted for 30 seconds.
Whoos.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
cat's should not be in bath tubs...that's cruel and unusual
punishment
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My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
Gasp, he's like the Harvey of the cat world! I just wish he'd learn to type, so he could come to Dlisted and call us all fucking pricks.
LOL @ Mischief the cursing cat (not verified)
MK, you do make me laughy!
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I swear my cat's no no hole was puckering at me the other day like it was trying to speak. He pointedly showed it to me as I was waking up. If he'd had a fart in him it could have talked I'm sure... something along the lines of 'wake-up can-opener'.
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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:53pm.
The one you got is chromatic
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Honestly? I'm so confused how you know that. And I can't find it (cuz I buried it under things long ago;p) to see if I can get what you're talking about...but look out world (or neighbours, at least)! I'm curious again!
ONT: My complicated relationship guy (I never know what to call him) got two kitties not long ago. One is gay. It's true! And the other one is all black and he thinks he's a panther. And he's always doing scary stuff like - when I walk into a room he hides until he can greet me, suddenly, at eye-level. It's very disturbing. And he doesn't like that soft frou-frou petting...no, sir. He likes it rough. He'll bite you just to make you mad enough to rough him up if you don't get it right the first time. And he feels like he's made out of concrete (especially compared to his fey brother). I betcha he'd get along great with Mischief. And it would be cool if his brother had someone to date, you know..? See I told you it was on-topic!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
I love cat's noses.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:53pm.
Those are blues harps. He's using a diff harp depending on the key of the song being played. The one you got is chromatic--like a piano (think Stevie Wonder or the once-fat dood from Blues Traveler).
ONT: Kitties!
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:44pm.
Sawwy.... Am I in trouble??
Get a blues harp. If the song is in C, use an F harp; E, A harp; D, G harp. Then suck and blow--it'll sound great. :)
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O good idea! I was tryna play any old tune all on one. For realz tho - there this guy who lives around here, super simple-lick and plays all the in-town blues clubs with a big ole belt of harmonicas - he is the SHIT! That guy blows me away, he can make those things make sounds I never even knew existed. That how I ended up trying one day - I thought: if he can do all that, surely I can mess around a little...alas...ummm...not really.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:44pm.
Sawwy.... Am I in trouble??
Get a blues harp. If the song is in C, use an F harp; E, A harp; D, G harp. Then suck and blow--it'll sound great. :)
I just don't need to know what that Australian doctor did to a cat to decide it's mouth wasn't mobile enough.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:38pm.
Like the kazoo and the tambourine
, everyone can play the harmonica. (Just suck and blow. hahaha)
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Apparently, there's a little more to it than that. Go figure;p
And as a professional tambourine player, I take offense to that! (not really - you know that right? I mean, I AM a professional tambourine player but I'm not offended:)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:38pm.
Like the kazoo and the tambourine, everyone can play the harmonica. (Just suck and blow. hahaha)
My dog couldn't talk but he'd sing the blues when I played my harmonica. He was good! Very soulful.
Mind you, I can't play the harmonica so that could have something to do with it...
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
I believe it, my cat told me to 'fuck off' whilst running a ponzi scheme and an catnip smuggling bidness out my livin' room....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i wonder if Robert would consider trading cats? mine is so boring.
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What a bad ass Mischief is-hes probably got more brain cells than his owner!
On another note,Im just watching Dog Town Special on the Michael Vick dogs and the rescue people trying to rehabilitate them.
It makes me fucking insane that that fucking animal Vick has a new NFL contract after what he and his fucking friends did to those dogs.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Little Rascal. Yep, that's he in my photo. There are better photos where he looks more like the HSotD, but my husband and I definitely gasped when we saw today's Dlisted. And, yes, we had him put to sleep just yesterday.
Stupid malignant tumor squeezing his intestines shut. Nothing else we could do but end his suffering.
The side-eye on that cat says "fucking prick". I too vote HSOTM.
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Submitted by The New Improve... on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 1:15pm.
hahahaha. Good one. (Or in pubs, watching footie.) My dream destination is Cairns, since I like me the big-game fishing. Also the southwest coast--Rottnest, Freemantle, and all that.
OK, I'm outtie for a bit. Nice chatting.
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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 1:05pm.
Yeah that book was great!
To paraphrase: "The great mystery is that 10 million Australians live on one of the most beautiful stretches of coastline in the world, yet choose to spend all of the recreation time facing away from it, watching the TV."
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Submitted by The New Improve... on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 12:55pm.
Semi-mongrel is a half-baked hard-on.
Another brills travel book about Oz (not that you need tips on your own country) is Bill Bryson, "In a Sunburnt Country." He writes a lot about the geological, evolutionary, and (of course) racial reasons why the country is what it is.
I visited once and loved it. I live in SoCal, so Oz is really just another version of home, with an accent. :)
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 12:28pm.
Isn't "semi-mongrel" Aussie?
I've definitely heard Mongrel! Usually, preceded by 'fuck off ya...'
I think my favourite is 'feral'. Sort of like 'gross' but so much more evocative.
Thanks for the book tip, I've saved it on my amazon list for next time I do a shop-up.
Yeah - its an awesome country but its too fucking far (while we're swearing) from anywhere. Except NZ, and that doesn't count.
Actually, its a fucking way from NZ too. Who am I kidding?
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Ummm Sigh...dude you are really scraping for Hot Sluts these days. Without a video this has to be considered BS. Let's at least get an audio of it! If there was some vid or aud proof, I'm sure it would have made LOL Cats by now.
Submitted by The New Improve... on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 11:53am.
Ahh, these elegant turns of phrase make me proud to be Australian.
So true. Isn't "semi-mongrel" Aussie?
In "Falling Off the Map," Pico Iyer has a great chapter on what makes Oz a lonely place (titled "Five Thousand Miles from Anywhere"). I recommend it if you haven't read it (though it's prolly self-evident to natives).
A person who makes a claim like this might be the type to use his schlong as a paintbrush.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:16am.
"If he really cracks the sh-ts, he'll piss in his drinking water just to let you know he's really shitty."
WTF?! Really, wtf is "cracks the shits"? And they can say shitty, but not shits?! Shiiiit.
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Crack the shits = get really PISSED and start behaving really badly. Similar to 'going ape shit'.
See also, Crack a Fat = have an erection of the penis,
Ahh, these elegant turns of phrase make me proud to be Australian.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
I'm assuming RJ spends a lot of time at the pub. Probably starting at around breakfast time daily.
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@Tristram and little_rascal:
Ha! You both just reminded me of my friend's dog AND cat tag teaming a roast chicken. Apparently they caught them just as it dropped to the floor. Only the cat could reach the counter and it had spent many minutes slowly sliding it off onto the floor so the two of them could share it. I always wondered if the cat was tryna get some and make it look like the dog's fault. Cuz you know - that's how cats are;p
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 10:55am.
Everybody is screaming, and the puppy is sitting under the table with an orange face.
Funny! When my mutt was like one, he grabbed and devoured an entire, thick, uncooked king salmon steak off the cutting board. We turned around for a sec and it just disappeared. I forget what we ate for dinner instead.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 10:55am.
The younger brother screams "I didn't touch your meatballs!"
Everybody is screaming, and the puppy is sitting under the table with an orange face.
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LOLPUPPEH!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Wow, that dude curses more than I do.
@ evilwilma
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I'm so sorry about your cat. And it died just yesterday? Is it your cat on your photo?
It hurts so much when our beloved pets die.
*gentle hug*
@ angel_i
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When you mentioned the cat stealing your food, it reminded me something about my own puppy.
Recently my 2 boys were sitting at our dinner table eating spaghetti and meatballs and watching ESPN. I was in the kitchen. The phone rang, and one of my boys went to answer it. When he came back, HIS MEATBALLS WERE GONE. He started to yell at his younger brother "You stole my meatballs! You're so dead!"
The younger brother screams "I didn't touch your meatballs!"
Everybody is screaming, and the puppy is sitting under the table with an orange face.
Pussy please!!!
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Is this real life?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 10:40am.
O yes! So many single, drunk men talking to their pets! Let's go! ;p
Uh, isn't that what single men do anyways?...
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 10:38am.
"Single men" like RJ above, sheep, and crocodiles.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 10:38am.
@ Tristram
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I think you're right. I understand in that part of Australia man to woman ratio is 1000 to 1. Acute shortage of women.
Hmmmm ... so many single men... *getting excited*
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O yes! So many single, drunk men talking to their pets! Let's go! ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
@ Tristram
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I think you're right. I understand in that part of Australia man to woman ratio is 1000 to 1. Acute shortage of women.
Hmmmm ... so many single men... *getting excited*
Turns out that Professors of Pussy's names are Gisela Kaplan and Lisia Sturm, are you sure they're not a couple of runaway Vegas showgirls? It would take "Professor of Pussy" to a whole different level.
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"It's great being blonde, people have such low expectatons it's easy to impress"
After hours of research, I've uncovered some evidence that lonely men in the Northern Territories have been known to sit around drinking till the point of hearing their cats say things.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
Did they try hitting Mischief's tail with a hammer?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:42am.
Slutty,
tis me.
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HAWT! You need to make it larger.
i concur on the "side eye" pussy of the month.
my dogs says rough, right before he goes off on a bitch coming in my house.
if this cat can say boot moves, he wins.
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Slutty,
tis me.