Noel Gallagher Quits That Bitch
Noel Gallagher packed up his ego (in 3 dozen trunks and 25 refrigerator boxes) and walked out on Oasis last night and he claims this is the end of the end.
Oasis was supposed to play the Rock en Siene festival in Paris last night, but a few minutes before, the crowd was told that the show was canceled due to an "altercation" with the band members. That altercation turned out to be a cunt battle between Noel and Liam. Yeah, squeeze your ass cheeks and try to feel surprised.
The Sun says that one of their regular fights turned into a an all-out bitch war ending with Liam smashing one of Noel's guitars. That was Noel's cue to exit Liam's LIFE. Noel didn't miss one beat and quickly posted this little queef-covered statement on Oasis' website (I guess they didn't lock his ass out yet):
"It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer."Apologies to all the people who bought tickets for the shows in Paris, Konstanz and Milan."
And this is how Liam feels about it all:
I think it's safe to say that we all co-sign that response.
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These guys cancelled a show at the last minute at my only attempt to see them-about 10 years ago in Mesa, AZ. Me and my sister left work early to get to the show on time. We showed up, noticed the parking lot half empty and we were told the show was cancelled. Supposedly due to illness but we know better.
Fuck all the hate. I love to light up to the song Champagne Supernova. And all of you should too ;)
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
They existed after MTV -and- Vh1 stopped playing "Wonderwall"?
My only other thought is: "........and....?"
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Hahaha.. LOVE the picture, such a douchebag.. saw this on CelebSolicit.com too
So glad these twats are over!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 6:36pm.
Heaux! Here's a brief slideshow of some jewelry I've made in recent years. (assembled would be the operative word)
http://s577.photobucket.com/albums/ss219/mermaidtreasurechest/?albumview...
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Very nice, DD. I adore the Blue Chalcedony necklace.
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@Tristram: Luvs me sum John Hiatt. Thanks! I've never heard that one before. LOL@they all got wet when he smashed that thing. Ha! He even gives a dirty little side-eye. And *sigh* the good old days, when musicians were non-conformist freaks and that was AOK.
It's sad - it feels like it used to be that they were non-conformist freaks cuz they were saying: "No, dude. I have to live in the flow. If I get trapped in your system, I'll lose my flow." and sometimes that non-conformity would set trends.
Now, it's like, knowing that "artists" (becuz art doesn't seem to be that interesting to the masses anymore, really...)REACH for nonconformity with the goal of setting new trends. So contrived.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:31pm.
This guitar smashing thing...well, it's part of their creative process, dontcha know? Like Pete Townshend...only they don't smash their OWN guitars - that would be silly.
John Hiatt wrote a song about that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5begHSoQ1s
TV * a lil tipsy on MGD and Xanax. NOw the bf wants to go return the 52" tv we bought at walmart cuz it's a piece of doodoo. SO trashed, so ghetto!
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Angel - yeah, I heard that song, liked it, and then there were 5 years of stories of them being assholes to each other on every possible front so I thought that that was what they had been up to all these years.
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:34pm.
TV What's up homie?? *throws up nonsensical gang signs*
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How YOU doin'?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV What's up homie?? *throws up nonsensical gang signs*
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:24pm.
So like, I really thought that they had already dispanded shortly after that whole Champagne Supernova incident.
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LOLOLOLOL! O wait - you mean the song, right? LOL!
This guitar smashing thing...well, it's part of their creative process, dontcha know? Like Pete Townshend...only they don't smash their OWN guitars - that would be silly. They are brothers, after all. It's a different thing - you know, it's IMPORTANT music...unlike The Who which was merely for fun.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:25pm.
Fritoooooooooooooo!!
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TV! HEY!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:24pm.
So like, I really thought that they had already dispanded shortly after that whole Champagne Supernova incident.
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Some fool sold them another guitar.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fritoooooooooooooo!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
So like, I really thought that they had already dispanded shortly after that whole Champagne Supernova incident.
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:07pm.
Team Valtrex,
Do you think he tuck-tuck folds his ego into that talentless thimble?
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Pretty sure it rattles around like a lentil in a swimming pool.
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LMAO
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:07pm.
Team Valtrex,
Do you think he tuck-tuck folds his ego into that talentless thimble?
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Pretty sure it rattles around like a lentil in a swimming pool.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah... They'll get back together when they realize that htey have no talent and that the money ain't comin' in no mo'
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Team Valtrex,
Do you think he tuck-tuck folds his ego into that talentless thimble?
I don't even care who Noel Gallagher is?
Sibsi, sorry for confusing you by avatar. I know I 'know' you somehow though. Only on dlisted huh? lol
Thank you for the 'splanation and have a great night! :)
It takes that much to pack his ego, but his talent can fit in a thimble.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hiya, Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ~
That wasn't me, but I remember who you're talking about. Not the user handle, but the avatar.
She once asked me how was Etsy for selling your crafted stuff I think, 'cause she was into jewelry making as well irrc.
And with that answer, I'm outta here.
G'night to all of you, even Iggy!
'Cause if he is a 'ZiggyPoP' fan (Trainspotting, people!) there might even be some hope for him :D
I have no idea who Noel Gallagher is.
Aunt Bea? Is it true you were also James Haven here or was that just a silly rumor?
Sibsi, was it you who used to have the unicorn with the rainbow farts for an avatar? Just askin'. I've been out of the loopy-de-loop.
DiamondDawg has me fascinated. I'm a black opal gal muhseff.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:15pm.
Hi angel_i! It's me....I haven't been around that much. Sometimes I scoot in, read, and scoot out. Hope you are enjoying your Summer!
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I am! It's my summer of love! (Not THAT kinda love but really really good love nonetheless:) It's not like this place is hopping so I'll go ahead and ask: Did you get away this summer? Or is it good enough where you are?:)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 8:15pm.
Hi angel_i! It's me....I haven't been around that much. Sometimes I scoot in, read, and scoot out. Hope you are enjoying your Summer!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:51pm.
ITA. They are known more for their antics then their music. As for RiRi she is just a pop star and they come and go...she's no Whitney.
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That's fersure! But she dances like her;p
And like someone else said somewhere: Comparing those two to Oasis is like comparing Belgian Chocolate (to make it more even) and the Eiffel Tower. They're just two different things.
If I was going to compare I'd think about Foo Fighters, Greenday, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead... you know nineties rock bands (lol which also made me think of Hootie and the Blowfish and Faith No More)...as opposed to New Millenium pop stars...
PS. Hi, Aunt Bea! I feel like I hardly ever 'see' you! I've been bumping in and out so I can't tell if it's me or you...:)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
-"Submitted by Iggy on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 4:45pm."
Dude, what the fuck is this fuckery?. So a bunch of people don't think Oasis is the gratestestest band in the whole wide world and of the inverse and all the universes together and you throw a child's tantrum???. Whaaa whaaaa!!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:51pm.
ITA. They are known more for their antics then their music. As for RiRi she is just a pop star and they come and go...she's no Whitney.
And speaking of useless twats:
Good to see you again, Tacky Pretty!
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by Iggy on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 5:19pm.
none of you losers know anything about oasis, you have to go wikepidea to look something up..
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Will you stop fucking referencing me as "none of you losers"?
I don't think the band's that good. Wikipedia din't tell me that. *I* told me that! I do have a right to an opinion, don't I? Fuck!
And seriously wtf do u listen to Kelly clarkson
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No. Kelly Clarkson gets on my last nerve. PLEASE NOTE THE EYBROWS! I am incredibly proud of those eyebrows - they are among the best I've ever made. I also like the colours in that picture. And though you can't see it here it reads: My Life Wouldn't Suck Without You. Haha! Joke! Get it?
I like Beyonce and I think Rihanna is JUST LIKE OASIS! Cute, fun, timely and passing through. Judging by your Lil Wayne/Blink 182 reference I'm guessing you needed a little help coming up with all those names yourself too.
You know why I went to Wikipedia? Cuz I think they had money. I think they came from money and that's how they were so quickly propelled to stardom. I never said they were a BAD band. Just not nearly as interesting as they pretend to be.
Capisce?
A real music fan would know that.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:24pm.
If Liam and Noel are Catholic, I'm going to have to go with TEAM OASIS, then. Cuz that's how I roll! You live in L.A.?? I used to live there. I miss it.
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They are Irish Catholic, but I doubt they are practicing.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:24pm.
Yes, LA. It's now 106F in the Valley with wildfires and my central A/C compressor just went out for the 2d time in 40 days. So I'm applying iced bevvies internally.
I thought the Fighting Gallaghers might be Catholic only cuz they're Irish, but many Irish born in the UK seem to be Protestant or alkies.
I'm out, Heaux!!
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:00pm.
Does the jewelry biz account for the "Diamond" in your moniker?
I read what you and Pleco posted about the Kennedy mass. Ahhnold and his bony wife are devout Catholics. When they're in LA, they attend mass at St. Monica's. Other than all the Kennedys, not sure who else at that funeral would take communion.
ONT: Liam and Noel might well be Catholic. :)
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Exactly!! If you drop a diamond, I will be like the dog zooming for the hot dog that fell off the table!!
I'm shocked that Ahnold and Maria go to Mass!
If Liam and Noel are Catholic, I'm going to have to go with TEAM OASIS, then. Cuz that's how I roll! You live in L.A.?? I used to live there. I miss it.
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:01pm.
I have a hell of respect for your work as a craftsman/woman, DD.
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Thanks, Sibsi! That means A LOT to me!!
Tucson gets two gem shows a year. The big show is in February. A smaller show is coming up in September. Just about every other man, woman, and child is a jewelry avocationist. We have about 5 bead stores, maybe more. Kind of a big jewelry hub.
People here are a little proprietary about their crafting and sourcing - not very sharing-like (most people are suspicious of jewelry people they don't know).
There's quite a bit of secrecy and bargaining going on. Once I cracked the nut, though, (through persistence) I've figured out where to look for stuff. Like yesterday, I went to this one vintage store on college avenue and found a turn of the century beaded purse made of steel cut beads - for $38!!! Most of them sell for about $120-$225.
Lately, I've been seeing a trend where crafters are taking vintage jewelry (usually singles of a pair or recovered pieces from broken jewelry) and stringing them together with contemporary chains or other material. I'm currently working on assembling a necklace comprised of intact rhinestone broaches on black velvet. One fuckwit, though, is cutting up vintage earrings and making kitchen MAGNETS out of them! I just about had a heart attack in the antique store when I saw that.
I just listed a vintage bracelet on Ebay that I found at a Buffalo Exchange for about $15. It's worth $500. I hope it doesn't sell. I think I'd rather keep it.
Its all about persistence, which can be very exhausting.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:00pm.
Does the jewelry biz account for the "Diamond" in your moniker?
I read what you and Pleco posted about the Kennedy mass. Ahhnold and his bony wife are devout Catholics. When they're in LA, they attend mass at St. Monica's. Other than all the Kennedys, not sure who else at that funeral would take communion.
ONT: Liam and Noel might well be Catholic. :)
Oh and hey, you lovely sluts, I'm out for a quick jog.
Yes, yes, I must let you know that, in case some bastards think I sit in front of a computer talking shit all day long. I have a life!!!
Joking.
Just thought it would be rude to fuck off without warning.
Be back later.
/hugs
<3 you all,
Sibs
I have a hell of respect for your work as a craftsman/woman, DD.
No lie.
I appreciate such things quite a bit.
Wish you luck getting into the show and all.
How's the jewelry making community, btw?
I know that for every craft there's some sort of place people congregate to talk about it, cos I'm a "professional' message board whore, but I haven't glanced at the jewelry people yet.
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 6:36pm.
Here's a brief slideshow of some jewelry I've made in recent years.
Lovely! I like the rosaries
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Thanks, Tristram. Rosaries take a hella (lol) longtime to put together and like 7ft of silver wire. I have another - it's cube crystals and gold. I dint have time to clean it, so it's not yet "photographed."
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 6:31pm.
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But they're some of the best British English words, ya killjoy.
I'm off to Bedfordshire, it's 1am here and have to be up early, on a Sunday no less, yay. Have a double vodka tonic for me :p
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Thanks, guys. The photos are shitty. All I had to work with was an Alltel LG, a lamp, and a pillowcase. LOL. I'm trying to get in this show in October...to be continued!
DD, that's pretty nice. You've a gift to be appreciated to be sure.
wow DD that's impressive.
all this rain is making horny and sleepy at once.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 6:36pm.
Here's a brief slideshow of some jewelry I've made in recent years.
Lovely! I like the rosaries.
Heaux! Here's a brief slideshow of some jewelry I've made in recent years. (assembled would be the operative word)
http://s577.photobucket.com/albums/ss219/mermaidtreasurechest/?albumview...
Im gonna start NOW, just because you asked me too,
Aren't I a funny ho when I'm drunk ?
Icalle dmy mom yesterday to tell her I loved her, she said. Smurfy? call me tomorrow after you take a pill for the hungover. LOL.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 6:29pm.
OK, but no pitch, pram, or bonnet.