True Beauty Alert!

I can't stand that evil bitch! She brought down someone she knew had more talent than her talentless ass! C*ut : (

Having her mouth open in this position looks natural for her. I'll bet she sleeps like this, her mouth falls open like this when she's having her hair straightened, reading txt messages, waiting for the light to change to green, shopping for fugly purses, waiting for her PR ho to get back to her .... etc. etc. Her mouth just falls open like this, it's so natural.

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

jizz, that's my job

Submitted by Jizzball on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 1:51am.
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Niiiiiice.
LoL!♥

wtf is w/ today's posters? I have 250 pairs of shoes, you hear me, 250!!!!! her hair is ugly, not like me and my 250 pairs of shoes!!!!!!!! get over yourself, I hate people who brag about stupid shit ALL of us have. and don't get me started on miss i've been working on my jewelry, wanna see? check out my link.
i like this kind of music, by the way check out my link.
all i can say is, it looks handmade.
(in case you dont get it, it's not a compliment)
FUCK PEOPLE AND THEIR STUPID FUCKING BRAGGING.
on topic, I think she's freaking gorgeous, but her style bugs me and I seriously dislike long nails. Doesn't make her face or body any less banging though. I'd kill to look like that.

MickeyHolland: I loved Whitney in the 80's - loved her and I still wish I had her pre-Brown voice.

You're comparing oranges to apples though: Ri isn't really good at all but she was anointed by Jay-Z's cum, so, of course she's made it to a certain degree BUT she will never transcend Houston, Carey, Christina, etc...
She just the flavor of the summer due to dramz.

Submitted by So Not Mom-a-licious on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 2:11am.

Um, no. No, she's not even close to beaing a true beauty.
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Not RiRi - the blonde behind her. That's the true beauty.

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

as usual she looks stupid

she cant sing

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Um, no. No, she's not even close to beaing a true beauty. And whether she was told about AM's death or not...I feel like I am going to be had by a Twilighter...and I don't even know what that means. But I don't like red, dagger claws...it's too hooker nailish for me.

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I am not a MILF.

just the tip

I never understood the appeal of this girl. For instance, when Withney Houston started beack in the eighties she was like a fresh breeze. Her bashful smile and enthusiasm were catching. The first time I heard her voice I listned in total awe. The likes of Riri are mildly gifted, fiercely confident and smug from day one. A famous Dutch proverb says: Doe maar gewoon, dan doe je al gek genoeg. Losely translated this means: Your normal self is silly enough.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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That little boy is GORGEOUS! I was so busy ignoring Rihanna, I din't notice.

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

Love those nails!

Anything is better than those cheap trash trailer park 'french' manicures.

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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty

she looks like she needs a cock in her mouth

@MC: isn't it great? I, straight-up, shaved my head a couple of years ago after being bombarded by lice (did you know chemical relaxer will kill that shit dead? but I also used nix once - that REALLY killed my hair). My hair was straw, dude. I couldn't do anything with it. So I shaved it off. (eerily, I have a lot in common with Britney - I'm still not exploring that, tho)

It's all back now and it's SO soft and the curlies are perfect. I do relax it cuz my hair is insane - it totally has ADD but only like once every 10 months or something and lightly - just to keep it from getting all (LOLOLOL I"m totally laughing now- once, as a teen, I got really mad at my friend for calling me "mamajuba woman" when I was wearing some freakish muu muu and my hair was nuts but I was just about to say) mamajuba woman on me. LOL!

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

She can get her chocolate on my peanut butter anytime.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

RiRi looks like a cross between Jane Lane from "Daria" and Judy Funnie from "Doug." (They were always on in the background a few years ago....)

Angel_i - Pshaw! you know all greetings and salutations are implied cuz you be all up in my head and stuff!:P

I hate the fried hair look. mine was starting to look like that after years of chemically straightening and dying, my shit looked like Lady SHITSHIT's blowout do a few stories down. I said fuck it and after a lot of hard work am now 100% chemical frree and it makes a helluva diff.

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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:22pm.

I hate fried hair... Britney has beer battered hair and it looks more nasty...
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Oy. I shed a tear every time I see that girl's head. Chrissy needs to make a new video:

BRITNEY! LEAVE YOUR SCALP ALOOOOOOOOOOONE! YOUR BRAIN'S UNDER THERE! LET IT BREEEEEEEEEATHE!
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Oh yeah! I had completely forgotten about that fucker! Now that I remember him, I miss him... and nobody has mentioned the dead skunk that's on top of RiRi's head...
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy

Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:22pm.

I hate fried hair... Britney has beer battered hair and it looks more nasty...
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Oy. I shed a tear every time I see that girl's head. Chrissy needs to make a new video:

BRITNEY! LEAVE YOUR SCALP ALOOOOOOOOOOONE! YOUR BRAIN'S UNDER THERE! LET IT BREEEEEEEEEATHE!

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 9:20pm.
Why do people think fried hair looks nice? I have never understood that...

PS. Hi, MC! I think it every time but I always forget to say it. It's cool tho - we're psychically connected like that, right? :)
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I hate fried hair... Britney has beer battered hair and it looks more nasty...
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy

Why do people think fried hair looks nice? I have never understood that...

PS. Hi, MC! I think it every time but I always forget to say it. It's cool tho - we're psychically connected like that, right? :)

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

If this is a Broadway production, why is everyone dressed like they are about to do some shopping at Costco? I'm an old fashioned bitch, if I go see a play or ballet or an opera, it seems like at least slacks and a button up shirt are in order for the men and something elegant for the women.

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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham

The Lee Press-On nails have got to go.

TV! Bad boy! Go to my room!

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

No MK you got it WRONG!Its actually Heather from Rock of Love without her hair extensions.

She sure got a purdy mouth.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:42pm.

I just can't take that music. Is there a name for it? Those ppl would probably hate my choices, too. My itunes is mostly 70's and 80's - I got Everly Brothers, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, The Brothers Johnson (OMG!! I love "Strawberry Letter 23"), David Bowie, (The) Sweet, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, The Pretenders, Thomas Dolby, English Beat, The Jam, The Style Council, Sisters of Mercy, New Order, The Smiths, TFF + Gary Jules, etc... some 90's, thinking of Counting Crows and Sister Hazel. Newest is probably Paolo Nutini. Killers in there, too. So yeah...
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Love your jewellery, btw:)

To me, that's a pretty cool list, achally. I hate the Everly Brothers. I'm not sure why I just always did. TFF? I don't think I know them and, altho I don't HATE the Smiths, I could never find a groove with them...some tunes catch me by surprise but I'd never go looking for it...

I was just thinking about it again - stylism, maybe? Cuz, fer instance, I really like Deborah Cox but I hate RnB. I can't help it - straight up RnB is a big ole snoozefest for me. I feel like every single song sounds the same. But RnB at the base of almost anything (rap, disco, funk - you name it) is something I totally dig.

Caleixo reminds me of something I would throw on to work to...it's unobtrusive. I went through a hillbilly stage in the nineties too. They remind me of someone I might have "discovered!" back then.
This video's pretty funny lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRAsyWnW8dY&feature=related

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:21pm.

Uh.....read the Oasis thread and check out my jewelry, then tell me what gender I am.

http://s577.photobucket.com/albums/ss219/mermaidtreasurechest/?albumview...

*****

DD, these are some v. pretty pieces, i looove aquamarine!

I just can't take that music. Is there a name for it? Those ppl would probably hate my choices, too. My itunes is mostly 70's and 80's - I got Everly Brothers, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, The Brothers Johnson (OMG!! I love "Strawberry Letter 23"), David Bowie, (The) Sweet, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, The Pretenders, Thomas Dolby, English Beat, The Jam, The Style Council, Sisters of Mercy, New Order, The Smiths, TFF + Gary Jules, etc... some 90's, thinking of Counting Crows and Sister Hazel. Newest is probably Paolo Nutini. Killers in there, too. So yeah...

Check out this band called "CALEXICO"
The whole video shot in Tucson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCA0_bNXAao

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 6:10pm.

And don't call me racist cuz of the list! They simply SUCK!
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Now, now - I wouldn't call you racist but that list does OBVIOUSLY suggest some preferences on your part. To say they suck well...it's not racism but what would you call it...? Um...RnBism? (something which is open to every race, those of you who might try to be sticklers!)

♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.

I can't get past that PINK wannabe.

IT'S "DAWG"! Not "dog"! dmanit

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God...I need some propofol.

Submitted by I_was_a_slave4U on Sat, 08/29/2009 - 7:11pm.
& diamond dog....if you like Oasis no one would expect you to enjoy music from your list of 'no' singers. Its like comparing beef with the eiffel tower....which one's better??

Throwing you shade, and side eye. & guessing ur a straight male.
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Uh.....read the Oasis thread and check out my jewelry, then tell me what gender I am.

http://s577.photobucket.com/albums/ss219/mermaidtreasurechest/?albumview...

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God...I need some propofol.

& diamond dog....if you like Oasis no one would expect you to enjoy music from your list of 'no' singers. Its like comparing beef with the eiffel tower....which one's better??

Throwing you shade, and side eye. & guessing ur a straight male.

im getting withdrawls because there havent been enough posts!!

Michael step away from the fresh dick and get back on the computer. STAT!

Her blood red talons....um......I mean nails.....scare me!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

MK, are you out partying early? Why only 2 posts today? :(

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michael, i love you, and i am i loser. but only 2 posts so far today? don't worry. i'm too hungover to go to the bathroom.

I believe the 80's called and said "Bitch, you can keep that look!"

Ooops sorry about the double post.

*blush* All I wanted to say is that riri has bunions.

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Here's a sampling of what critics across the country had to say about the face-closeups-only sequence of Matlock getting a hummer:
Washington Post: It's a good argument for abstinence.

Why is she trying to be a spunky 60 year old? Those tacky nails, short spiky hair, avon look jewelry, fringe purse and huge boatneck sweater are hideous!

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Here's a sampling of what critics across the country had to say about the face-closeups-only sequence of Matlock getting a hummer:
Washington Post: It's a good argument for abstinence.

My nails are short cuz I workz with mah hands. Anyone wanna see some jewelries of mine? I've been working on it all day.

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God...I need some propofol.

All I can say is that I like OASIS better than Rhianna.

These are all the entertainers who SUCK IT compared to Oasis (yeah, they're THAT BAD):

HATE:

Rhianna
Mariah
Beyonce
Whitney

These are the voices that make me listen to NPR.

Now, if it were a contest between OASIS and AVRIL LAVIGNE, I don't know who would win.

And don't call me racist cuz of the list! They simply SUCK!

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God...I need some propofol.

I see how many have hated her nails-I have natural nails & I DO garden, my nails are like my Grandma's, see also Rita Hayworth; some of us are lucky & our nails are thicker, which in my case is good because I look a little horsey.

When I break a nail it's usually only a bit on the edge, so I glue it. I have a special nail thingie that is a cuticle pusher on 1 end & has a short, coarse brush on the other end-this cleans really well.

intellectually driven passion, passionately driven intellect

Her hair looks like crap, 1 of those "reverse mullets"-did she slash it off in a fit of rage, LifeTime movie style, & a hairdresser 'repaired' the damage as much as possible?

Love the nails & I want her sunglasses. Looked on Bluefly, etc couldn't find them anywhere. Damn!

intellectually driven passion, passionately driven intellect

Looks like RiRi has a raging case of the GhetToes.