Sunday, August 30th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Claudia Neidig - Claudia is a German actress who has done a bunch of movie stuff in her country, but she is best known to US audiences for her role in National Lampoon's European Vacation. In the movie, Claudia plays a German girl who bares her chichi dumplings to Rusty for absolutely no reason. This was an important scene for me as a kid, because as far as I can remember, this is the first time I saw bare tittays in a movie. I think. I kept wondering why her nipples were almost the same color as her tit skin. Clorox maybe?
After the jump is a grainy picture of Claudia baring her booby cakes to Rusty. While you look at that, I'm going to try to remember the first time I saw a peen on the screen. These are the moments of our LIVES!!! JUMP!!
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I love this movie!! RIP John Hughes.
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She looks like P.J. Soles in that first picture.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 2:33pm.
"The last picture show" I think Cybill hooked her orbs out in the first reel...
Thornhill, Cybill Shephard was beyond sexy in that movie...great choice!
Some highlights but no naked tits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vrUiCaCWLc
Mine are the same, M.K. I never had kittens (totally your fault), so they're the same color as when I was a baby cheese. Maybe it is cuz my mom had a clorox fetish ... that woman loves bleach.
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I'm of German ancestry and my nips were only a half shade darker than my boobie skin, until I had my first baby.
"The last picture show" I think Cybill hooked her orbs out in the first reel...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
I think the 1st tits and dick that ive seen on film were both on Schindlers List : D
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First peen I saw onscreen was Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later when I was a teenager. Not a lot of cock in horror movies, and those were all I cared to watch when I was younger.
First boobies, I don't know. Those seemed to be in every film my parents chose to watch when I was growing up--arty snobs they were.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Hmmm, I remembered them as being more impressive. Is that just a bad still?
Submitted by merman on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:35am.
"Fat warewolf ding dong" makes me giggle uncontrollably.
The first peen I saw in a film was Richard Gere's in "Breathless", I was kind of shocked (and thrilled). You see, I was very innocent back then...
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thanks andrea, I wondered about apollonia's too!
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Tit skin? dear lord MK the female body really is a mystery to you eh?
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this is very interesting post, not really but anyway, because I believe that THIS was ALSO the first time i saw bare tittays also!(national lampoons european). hmmm, interesting, not really but it is to me, ahahah. happy birthday first-time-for-me-bare-tittays-girl! yay
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
nips the same color as flesh isnt that uncommon in caucasian women who havent yet had children. but it does sometimes look odd... apollonia from the godfather had colorless nips too, and that never fails to look weird to me!
Watched these titays a million times over as a kid. The first peen I remember was from The Howling with Dee Wallace Stone ( also from Cujo and ET.. bitch was everywhere.. whatever happened to her?) Anyways.. there was some nekkid werewolf dude bein all primal and werewolfy by a fire and you could see his fat warewolf ding dong. Rewound that shit over and over again!!!
Found it!!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:12am.
ubmitted by NitWitty on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:00am.
Friday the 13th was the first movie I went to that I realized there were certain movies that you shouldn't go to see with a bunch of guy friends. LOL *awkward*
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Hahahaa, Dee! Actually, I'm thinking they'd all wished they'd bought an extra large bucket *before* all the nekkie timez began.
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Midnight Blue was on REGULAR TV: Cable service was introduced to the NYC area in the late, late 70's... Robin?
I'm going to look it up!
Blue Lagoon and Pretty baby were the first breast MOVIES...
As for penii - Midnight Blue!!!
OH SHIT!! *laughing*
ubmitted by NitWitty on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 11:00am.
Friday the 13th was the first movie I went to that I realized there were certain movies that you shouldn't go to see with a bunch of guy friends. LOL *awkward*
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The Blue Lagoon in the movies!! Pretty Baby too!
Both coincidentally, Brooke Shields!
Submitted by spazmo on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 10:51am.
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Oh Shit! "The Blue Lagoon"!
HOLLA!!!!!
I always thought that movie was "bad" and "taboo"
"Don't eat the berries!"
Oh shit! I remember! "Midnight Blue"! Who was that raunchy chick? Robin something. Anyone?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 10:50am.
I think the first time I saw tittays in a movie was one of the "Friday the 13th" films.
I remember the hat "Rusty" is wearing. The flap hat was all da rage in the 1980s. In New Mexico, you'd see all the fellows sportin' this hat along with a braided rat tail.
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Friday the 13th was the first movie I went to that I realized there were certain movies that you shouldn't go to see with a bunch of guy friends. LOL *awkward*
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I'm not really sure of first tits on screen but maybe Mandy Pepperidges tits in Animal House.
I can't remember the first time I saw boobies on the screen...no clue...I remember these like weird super soft core porn movies - almost like sketch comedy - that came out on cable (olden days cable)...they were probably National Lampoon, come to think of it...
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Jill: it's alright honey. there, there *patting*
I don't remember first seeing breastesses or penii on TV... total blank.
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LOL! Do you think you kept coming back for the titties? Ha!
I was catching up on Penn&Teller last night and they always gots nekkid people on that show. I kinda like the way they do it tho - they're mostly just there. Not always but mostly. It's kinda nice to see a nekkid body that's not being sexualized in some way...
That looks so fucking awkward. LOL!
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I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
First peen for me was Christopher Atkins' in "The Blue Lagoon". Yes, I am ANCIENT.
Also, why isn't there more loincloth porn?
I think the first time I saw tittays in a movie was one of the "Friday the 13th" films.
I remember the hat "Rusty" is wearing. The flap hat was all da rage in the 1980s. In New Mexico, you'd see all the fellows sportin' this hat along with a braided rat tail.
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First tittays I saw on screen was when I peeked over the back seat at a drive-in where my parents were watching "Prime Cut," w/Sissy Spacek. Freaked me the freak out :s
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that's the mother of a coworker of mine...glorious.
Saw this movie a million times as a kid, don't know why. That scene where the fat fuck has the dream about being such a fat fuck and eating a table's worth of food creeped me the fuck out. Rusty was not fuckable and the Pig game show also creeped me out, fuck this movie.
Tittays! in the words of Cassie: Its just tittays!
First peen on the screen was Richard Gere's in American Gigolo.
Sadly, it was the first peen I'd ever seen up to that point, period. (I was 17)