Jon Gosselin Is Living His Dream
Jon Grosslin's douche express made a stop over in Las Vegas yesterday so that he could host a pool party at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand. Even if MGM paid his ass in Ed Hardy diapers, a pair of CZ studs from Spencer's Gifts and a new potted plastic plant (for Hailey), then they still overpaid. MGM could've just put a lukewarm bottle of Summer's Eve on one of the lounge chairs and it would've been the exact same thing.
IN THIS ECONOMY, a check is a check, but what the hell is next for J.Gross? A rap album (Titled: 99 Problems and Kate is all of them)? A Girls Gone Wild video? Ick Nast. But at least Jon kept his Pillsbury dough moobs under wraps, so that was nice of him.
But enough about Jon and his neverending early mid-life crisis, let's talk about the glamorous beauty that is his mother! Now that Kate's rabid possum isn't around to maul her eyeballs, it's safe for her to come out and douche it up with her son!
Look at Mama Gosselin keeping it sessy in her visor while posing with the fly honeys (copyright: Marky Mark). Speaking of the fly honeys, the one posing with Mama Gosselin in the third thumbnail below is squeezing those thighs for dear life, because I think bitch's little friend is about to steal the spotlight. Tuck game FAIL! Squeeze, bitch, squeeze!
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I thought there were only male centaurs?
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Drunken asshole, he acts like he doesn't have 8 freakin' kids at home that need him to at least be available to take phone calls even if they can't see him because of his bitchy wife. I really do not like Ma & Pa Gosselin, the only thing they have going for them is the kids. Those kids are going to be tabloid ready when they hit their teen years mark my words.
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I am not a pussy.
Margaret Cho? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
He looks so smarmy: red in the face, earring, facial expression...
As far as the publicity wars are concerned, he's making the job easy for Kate's people.....and that's as plain as the nose on that tranny's face.
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GBS
Is he trying to do a Fat Elvis impersonation?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
It's hot motherfucker, put on a short sleeve shirt or a tank top! It's so hot here in Florida you could put a straw to the air and drink from all the humidity.
This time of year you only see me wearing shorts, tank tops and sandals (no flip flops or devil-made crocs) or a bikini.
O my dear Lord. WTF is MGM up to...LiLo's Bday, John Gosslein's mid-life crisis, Kourtney's pregnancy...is there anything these people won't celebrate?
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
And that thigh-squeezing ho has to be Mr. Ed's granddaughter.
Everyone there is having a good time in the pool while he's all alone sunning his bald patch and mugging for the camera.
Manimal5: as a woman, I'm rather grateful! *chuckling*
Just when I thought Jon couldn't be any more pathetic, he proves me wrong. And Jon could benefit from a few Barbizon School of Modeling classes.
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La Femme D'Argent
I really, REALLY cannot stand him. Doing this type if thing while his kids are home alone with the Shrew. I don't know why they are divorcing because it's perfectly obvious that they deserveeach other. Grrr.
J Gross's mom is Margaret Cho in 10 to 20 - LOVE HER!
Is that really his mom?
Face only a mom could love.
FauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggghK!
Well, at least you know the ladies were fresh as a summer breeze.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
why the hell is he wearing a long shirt in 105 degree heat...what a tool.