Amber Rose Is Making Her Own Money (You Can Laugh)
I guess wearing bootleg colored contacts bought at the swap meet are the new thing, because Amber Rose wore hers while hosting Tao Beach at The Venetian yesterday. Yes, hosting stupid ass pool parties (see below) is all the rage! Wake me when international supermodel Phoebe Price and Ariel Wade co-host a pool party at the Super 8 in Gainesville, Florida. Fish grease + Chicken Cutlets = A good fucking time.
It was nice of Gay Fish to temporarily unattach Amber Rose's umbilical cord from his b-hole, so she can go out and make her own money. He probably got sick of opening his precious coin purse every time she needed a few dollars to get a shave and a bleach at the barber shop.
Here's more pictures of the alien android known as Amber Rose making some money yesterday afternoon in Las Vegas. I hope they poured extra chlorine in that pool, because every trick in there probably pissed their bikinis out of fright when they first saw her "STAINS on the bad shit" eyes. Throw a cupcake at her!
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She's an attractive chicky, why ruin the face with those awful contacts. She's the epitome of what you call the skin around a womans vagina...USELESS!
that is one freaky looking/fugly chick.
I broke out in hives this weekend for some unknown reason. Now I know why, there was hella douche-pollen floating around in the air.
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
This slut makes me ill...her face looks like it's melting and her ass/legs look like lumpy play-doh (sp?). She's a glorified stripper. There are so many other people who should be well-known and this slut makes the cut? Seriously? Ugh.
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
I think she has a pretty/attractive face & her body is sexy, but I dont get the tacky, creepy contacts...They look really stupid. I love her hair, in fact my hair is the same length. I think she usually looks unique in a good way, but these contacts are just dreadful.
OK, so you beard around with Kayne West with a string in your crack for five minutes and now people will go to a night club because you're there? Really?
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:11am.
amber's body is hot, but her face, not that great...
why is she famous?
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get serious says she's P Diddy's cocksucker. I think she really means it. That made me wonder if Kanye's tryna "save" her or something...And then I thought - maybe that's why he thinks she's pretty, he always is looking at her from that MySpace angle...
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
amber's body is hot, but her face, not that great...
why is she famous?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Are we sure this isn't Rachel Zoe with a bad haircut?
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
This chick apparently has only one job: blow P Diddy (or whatever the fuck he's calling himself today). What else does she do? Nothing? So, why is she hosting a pool party & getting paid for it, if her main occupation is P Diddy's blowjob specialist?
These hotel people who decide "stars must sponsor our parties" must have 2nd homes in hollywood; not one of them has any morals or the slightest bit of common sense...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by juiceberg on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 10:05pm.
Why the hell would this woman want to make herself look like a freak? She's Grace Jones of the new millenium.
Come on, Grace Jones had a career, she has released a whole lot of albums and has been in over 15 films (not very good ones, but still). She's glamorous, she's 60 and still performing, she's lived abroad and met all kind of interesting people. This broad here is just a trailer park stripper turned pool-party host, she doesn't even deserve to lick the sole of Grace's shoes.
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Why the hell would this woman want to make herself look like a freak? She's Grace Jones of the new millenium. I didn't care for the Grace Jones of the old millenium.
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She looks gross! Never did get her appeal. She has a banging body but that FACE! And the whole bald look for woman doesn't do it for me.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:30pm.
I have trouble juggling TWO tits.
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:20pm.
hahahaha. I dunno..... how's yer bod?? (Keeding.)
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I got six tits and claws that wont quit...What? What? That's sexay...*shaking tiger ass*...Aw, you know you wanchu summadat...Dont' lie..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ugh@ that face. But I didn't come to say that. I was going to say something nice. At least she's not drunk off her ass like Jon.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:20pm.
hahahaha. I dunno..... how's yer bod?? (Keeding.)
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:05pm.
Looking @ this woman gives me a huge headache. Too many extreme colors. The extreme bright yellow of her scalp, the rotten carrot color of her skin and those contacts that make the retinas cry out for mercy... not good man, not good. Who the fuck is this bitch again? I know that she's Kangay Fish West's beard but does she do anything else?
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ROTTEN CARROT SKIN????? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!*pissing tiger cage*....Say it again!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:05pm.
I swear I'm a fairly normal guy. (STOP snorting!) I can't get turned on by a bod unless the owner is also smart, funny, nice, etc. I don't know Amber at all, but few signs of those traits.
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Marry me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:05pm.
I swear I'm a fairly normal guy. (STOP snorting!) I can't get turned on by a bod unless the owner is also smart, funny, nice, etc. I don't know Amber at all, but few signs of those traits.
Looking @ this woman gives me a huge headache. Too many extreme colors. The extreme bright yellow of her scalp, the rotten carrot color of her skin and those contacts that make the retinas cry out for mercy... not good man, not good. Who the fuck is this bitch again? I know that she's Kangay Fish West's beard but does she do anything else?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 8:20pm.
this bitch got a body to die for...
Have to gently disagree there, Ms. Tiger. Does nothing for me, esply cuz it's attached to her. (Same with Gaga.)
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Ok, Gaga is not on the same level in my mind...and hey, to each his/her own, but I would KILL for Amber's body (not so much the rest including the tats and shaved head)....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 8:20pm.
this bitch got a body to die for...
Have to gently disagree there, Ms. Tiger. Does nothing for me, esply cuz it's attached to her. (Same with Gaga.)
For the record Amber Rose takes much pride in not having a stylist.
She really does want everyone to know she puts her ensembles together her self( out of the 5.99 spandex bin).
Say whachu want (and by all means do), but this bitch got a body to die for....*making a peanut butter and jellyhatin' sammich*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tell me again who this broad is??
I like her shoes whoever she is...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Walking Qtip with marbles for eyes
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 3:43pm.
You have outdone yourself today!!! LOVE IT. That and Frida Kahlo have to be my favs.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
There are many things visually alarming about this woman, but that tatt on her thigh bugs the shit out of me!!! It's like something the eyebrow cat buried!!!
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She looks like something Maryann on True Blood would pray to.
Her body more than makes up for that FACE. This chick isn't average looking, she is not even basic. I don't find not one feature remotely attractive and it is painful to look her straight in the face. I am sick of hollywood taking these nobodies and making them 'famous.' She is one of many stupid whores fucking KW, NEXT.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Whoever told her she had fashion sense should have their eyes checked.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Definitely one-note, Sookie - oh, make that two notes - naked boobs, naked butt. The end.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
she looks stupid
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Don't just do something, stand there!
I knew that biatch was crazy. Crazy like an ho fox. I wager she be in the porn industry in 5 years tops.
R.I.P. DJ AM
COCAINE IS A TERRIBLE DRUG. SO IS HERION AND METH.
Honestly? Her make up looks like something a twelve year old would come up with while experimenting.
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
She has to be photographed a certain way or she's fug. Not a good sign. I'll bet frat boys love her. Course, they're not lookin at her face.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I hate all these "shock value" style bitches: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, this chick... Anyway, I still think she looks like Shauna Sand in the face.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by KG on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 3:09pm.
I think Kanye wants to be her.
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You may be on to something here. As a matter of fact, the longer I gaze at Amber, I see some physical resemblance between her and Kanye.
Douchebag must think she's his female doppelganger - the living embodiment of the woman HE longs to be.
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Bottom-feeder.
Sweetas!!! Hello baby, good to see you too doll. Well, it's 5:00 somewhere, gonna go get my drank on! See y'all soon and take care.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
This thing looks like what would result if Donatella Versace, Vin Diesel, and the silver robot from Metropolis had a three-way and ended up pregnant.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
I think Kanye wants to be her.
Pimpcessa! ♥ Sup gf?? I know the feeling. Worky, workey. Blech. :p
yes Pimpcessa, I know what you mean....I have been working 6 days a week for 3 months now.....cutting down to 5 days starting Labor Day thank GOD. But I work 12-9, so am only on DL in the mronigs now for the most part.
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I know I'm a mess he don't want to clean up
- Fiona Apple
PSL, good to see you too luv! I have been working my pimp ass off recently and haven't had hardly any time to f-off. Know what I mean......x-zausted!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I'm with you Pimpcessa!!!! Good to see you, btw!
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I know I'm a mess he don't want to clean up
- Fiona Apple