Don't Do The Barbie
When Aqua's "Barbie Girl" came out in the late 90s, Mattel, being the fun killers that they are, immediately sued their asses claiming the song made Barbie sound like a dumb blonde bimbo whore (well if the no-crotch fits). The case went all the way to the Supreme Court and was eventually dismissed, because the judge said the song was a parody.
Well, Mattel is now using the song to whore out their new "Do the Barbie" dance. Yeah, I guess Mattel doesn't really give an eff that the song is basically making fun of Barbie. But they did completely eff up the lyrics by making them more G-rated. SCRAGS BITCHES!
Unless you want to look like a special needs prostitute zombie who has a bad case of crotch crabs, I wouldn't recommend doing the Barbie dance.
And when did Ken become Samantha Ronson?
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I quit everything.
Damn that sucked and made me want to go kick something.
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Imagine being the poor actors in the video who have this commercial on their audition tape. The stop-motion photography on the dolls reminds me of the old Sinbad pirate movies-- Barbie and friends will pick up knives and chase you around the house!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Bda: "I fucking loved barbie when I was little."
All I know is that my daughter had Barbies and all she did with them was undress them and left them naked...should I be worried?
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I dunno, man - that's what my kid does. She only plays with them if her friends come over and say: Hey let's play Barbies. Otherwise they just sit there all nekkid in a pile of their bootiful clothes.
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Wrong.
That was created by middle-aged dweebs in suits.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 10:41pm.
Nah, it's fine. All I ever did was make my Barbies hump my GI Joes (I was an only child and my mom thought I should have boy toys too, don't ask)....I think I turned out okay. :)
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Bda: "I fucking loved barbie when I was little."
All I know is that my daughter had Barbies and all she did with them was undress them and left them naked...should I be worried?
Submitted by Bda: "I fucking loved barbie when I was little."
Bda, me too. My sister and I played Barbies for HOURS (we didn't have a TV for a long time). Our favorite was making them cram onto a boat or raft made out of an upside-down step stool or tissue box and one would always fall in and get eaten by sharks. Then they would shipwreck on a volcanic island (rumpled blanket). Or they would be really poor and have to beg on the city streets for food and have to ration it. We always made them have really dire circumstances or need to be rescued.
I was talking to my sister about this, trying to analyze why we did this... We were poor growing up, so maybe that's why.
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I hated the Ken dolls with the plastic hair though.
I fucking loved barbie when I was little. To bad they didn't move and crunched and snapped if you tried bending them. I also made my barbies the girlfriends of my brothers action figures and WWF dolls LOL! My family thinks I'm weird because I used to cut off their feet to make them the same height! LMAO! It's not my fault action figures were so fucking short. I didn't have many Ken's so I needed more male dolls. I improvised and worked with what I had. And I also gave them haircuts. Like even the boys and Ken. Sometimes the hair was too long like Zac Efronish. They went school too, and grocery shopping. I even had the school bus. I had to make grocery bags though with printer paper and tape. Kids now don't know nothing about imagination. Ah good times. Don't you judge me!
Submitted by govt_cheese on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 4:06pm.
I'm not watching this shit. And I hope Aqua recovered their attorney fees & costs. Times at least 4.
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This.
Sorry for commenting on some shit I could not be tempted to watch, but seriously wanna pass on watching that.
That Barbie Girl song is fucking annoying too, so, yeah...
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I used to whore out my Barbies to my brother's GI Joe's. True story.
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Submitted by Tatiana: "This was shot in like 1991, right? Right?
There is no excuse for something that looks like this is 2009. NO EXCUSE."
I agree. How old was the person who came up with this? Seriously.
Although my 3 year old wanted to see it again. They know the song from a mixed CD my sister made for them.
So, are they gonna start making big bootie Barbies now?
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I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Obviously I much prefer the parody version: I'm a Jersey Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzmTvdeapSY
This was shot in like 1991, right? Right?
There is no excuse for something that looks like this is 2009. NO EXCUSE.
Fuck off! What kinda Barbie dance is that!? Barbies can't do that! She can't bend her arms OR her legs without making that crunchy sound - and then she's stuck. Bah! It's one of the reasons I hate them. Not that I would love them if they did that, in reality I'd only hate them more.
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I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
I'm not watching this shit. And I hope Aqua recovered their attorney fees & costs. Times at least 4.
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What in the hell was that? I can't get over the SaMAN and Ken comparison. Too funny!!!
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Douchechill!
There are no shorter memories than those obese$$ed with making money. Even if the song had explictly said, "Barbie is a vapid whore and Mattel is evil," they would still use the song had it been a catchy hit. They are shameless!
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MK you are hysterical! Ken DOES look like Samantha!
Hahahahaha, Samantha Ronson indeed!
Those girls look rabid.
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I'm certainly not feeling ''dollicous''after watching this fuckery.
I hope Aqua is LOLing all the way to the bank...
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This is so lame!!!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 1:48pm.
"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
I am spastic, and made of plastic!"
I'm bombastic, it's fantastic!
just watched it...that is freakin' cuhreeepy...ken sounds like
the voice of miley's stalker
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
mattel is a typical american corp....using other people's ideas
to benefit the few....btw ...Megan Fox has a Barbie face...
Megan is like the trailer park Jennifer Connelly...
and that's a compliment ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
This is almost as fantastic as the "new wheels on the block" video on CelebSolicit.com hahaha oh my god.. far too funny to get away with leagaly! lmao
"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
I am spastic, and made of plastic!"
I hope Mattel paid out their asses for that crap song. Ironic, first you sue all the way up to the Supreme Court and then you fucking realize you could have used it to your advantage in the first place.
LOL at the dance looking like palsy. Shaky leg syndrome, too (if there's still such a thing) or is it just the DT's.....?
What the fresh Matthell is this?
That's fucking creepy, not just because earlier today I'd been thinking of sticking my avie's head onto a Barbie body.
Oh, and Samantha Ronson should totes sue 'em for using her likeness without permission, although I'm pretty sure Ken and her are anatomically similar down there.
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JaQuel Knight = worst choreographer on the planet; the “dancing” looked like some sort of palsy.
Everyone involved in this project should be shuttered away forever in a Siberian prison, forced to watch this video for all eternity.
Um, who the hell gave Kim Zolciak's roadkill wig it's own music video? The blond chick is clearly jacking Kim's style.
*small voice* I like barbie at least bitch has many careers *small voice*
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 1:13pm.
uuuum question...why is there a cat on 1:02 in the background
Maybe it's there because Barbie has no pussy of her own?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Hey Ken, take the trash out you cockless bitch...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
LMAO at Samantha/Ken... I only watched long enough to see what you were talking about. Brilliant. Fucking Brilliant.
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 1:13pm.
uuuum question...why is there a cat on 1:02 in the background...is that some brainwashing signal?
OMG, that's the evil cat in the james Bond movies! I bet if we play the song backwards it says something devilish.
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Hopefully Mattel had to pay a buttload of money to use the song.
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Mattel has moved from poisoning the kids with lead to turning them into whores. Nice.
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uuuum question...why is there a cat on 1:02 in the background...is that some brainwashing signal?
Coma Caca!!
Say something nice...She can lip sync and has better moves than Britney. And has less plastic in her than MJ...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
And watch 0:15, Ken is singing "let's go party" and doing the "let's go shagging" gesture with his arms... pfff, everybody knows he's gay!
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I started practicing this and it's more difficult than it seems, good exercise for the inner thigh area, just what little girls need nowadays so they can become first rate pole-dancers. They should have hired the Lolitas for this crap.
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Barbie and Ken are whores!! I used to cut off all my barbies' hair. I never really understood Ken...he doesnt have a penis...it's just a big groin/growth thing.
Coma Caca!!