Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Bill & Tom Kaulitz (20)
Scott Speedman (34)
J. D. Fortune (36)
Ricardo Chavira (38)
Padma Lakshmi (39)
Gloria Estefan (52)
Dr. Phil (59)
Barry Gibb (63)
Lily Tomlin (70)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:36pm.

Happy Birthday, Lily, you old dyke! I love you and hope you and Jane live forever!!!

(who in the hell are Tom and Bill whatever?)

Submitted by Yukimalo on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:51am.

I recommend a really funny and interesting place - www.40plusfinder.com - Meet Quality Sincere Daters... You got to check them out. Everyone is Screened!

Submitted by KA on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 2:32am.

OH. MY. GAWD. NO.

Sorry, but did this already in the 7th grade when um POISON was doing this??!! kthnx.

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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?

Submitted by Maiwen on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:12am.

To WrathOGrapes. Tokio Hotel did a cover of "Instant Karma" not "Imagine".

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:56pm.

Happy Birthday Gloria & Barry! I have no f**king idea who Bill and Tom are.

Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 6:59pm.

Only reason I know of these clowns is because they butchered "Imagine." Poor John Lennon must have been rolling in his grave when he heard that.

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Submitted by chinlee3 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 5:52pm.

At least the guitar playing little brother does not have the goth french manicure thing going for him and may not turn out to be the next Pete Burns. But lead singer boy will go under the knife as soon as he reaches Germany's age of consent.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 5:24pm.

Thx, M.K., for giving the ladies equal birthday sluts time, I ... oh, wait - her name is Bill? Damn ... actually, I think I would do him ... put a skirt on him and who's to know.

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:38pm.

Submitted by fmdoom on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:30am.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:04am.

Thanks for the Nastradoomus! Hooks is Extra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX19ny9Y-c

LOVES IT!
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xo

Submitted by shandi on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:35pm.

The one on the left is the lead singer from Tokio Hotel. My daughter loves them. They are actually pretty good. He has a great voice.

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:34pm.

I don't care what other Dlisters say

Bill Kaulitz is the FIERCEST HOTTEST slut of the GALAXY!
I have to speak out for the man in my avie.

and viva Lily Tomlin too!

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by leica on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:43pm.
New category request for MK ~ DeathDay List
Who died on which day is far more interesting than who's birthday it is. Every day we get to see who died when. Morbidly Fun!

seconded!!

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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."

Submitted by leica on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:13pm.

New category request for MK ~ DeathDay List

Who died on which day is far more interesting than who's birthday it is. Every day we get to see who died when. Morbidly Fun!

Submitted by leica on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:05pm.

I think they are from that band Tokyo Hotel or some crap like that. Not sure.

Submitted by Raniya on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:51pm.

Fuck I am old, no idea they were remaking Dead or Alive.
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"

Submitted by runningwithscissors on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:49pm.

Personally, I think it's really sweet that Pete Burns would give away his old face to the even less fortunate.

Submitted by sanguinivorous on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:36pm.

1. Who the fuck are the two freak shows and why should I give a shit about their existence?

2. Those are MEN????!!!

Submitted by ja_guide on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:11am.

Happy birthday to Gloria Estefan, Dr. Phil, Barry Gibb, Lily Tomlin.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

Submitted by AndyWarholsWig on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:06am.

Wow.. Seems like only yesterday that Bjork fucked Sonic the Hedgehog and now the little tykes are all grown up.

Submitted by Frost on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:04am.

Who are the rasta and Sonic the Hedgehog wannabees?

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

Submitted by Beth4 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:02am.

Happy Birthday to me! (and everyone else on the list)

Submitted by D.R. on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:49am.

They look like kids in bad Halloween costumes. And I think they are.

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Submitted by Geebz74 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:42am.

HBDay Barry Gibb! You sexy pepaw!
I had your lunchpail when I was in kindergarten and almost got beat up for having 'a whiteboy' on my lunch box.

FU "Dr." Phil.
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House

Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:35am.

HBD GIBB & TOMLIN.. FTW!

Submitted by moriah on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:26am.

Does not compute.

Submitted by RainbowBrite on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:20am.

Happy Birthday to that sexy beast Scott Speedman. Men in their 30's are just yummy.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:41am.

Herzlichen Glueckwunsch, Bill&Tom.
Not my cup of tea, but we Dschermanz needz to stick togezza!

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:22am.

Oh how I love Lily Tomlin!

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:21am.

HB PADMA LAKSHMI: Serious cougar babe.

HB GLORIA ESTEFAN: Serious GILF. Please tell me this song 'aint 25 fucking years old !:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeHQA-9aaD4

HB BARRY GIBB: Please tell me this song 'aint 30 fucking years old:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUmJZ1kyYoU

Submitted by agirl on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:18am.

Bill and Tom who?

LOVE to Lily Tomlin - she rocks.

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:00am.

In honor of their B-Day, the twins each get a sandwich. They could use it.

Submitted by fmdoom on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:00am.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:04am.

Thanks for the Nastradoomus! Hooks is Extra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX19ny9Y-c

Submitted by fmdoom on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:58am.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:03am.

I like Grizzly Bear, but I had a roommate who played _Knife_ jut a bit too often. Love the Doom lo-fi vid--reminds me of Brooklyn and Flatbush! _Dead Bent_ remains on my steady Doom rotation as well as _Hooks is Extra_ which has a beat that I suspect Thom Yorke *wanted* to drop in remixing _Gazzillion Ear_.

Submitted by aaimeeling on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:53am.

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Submitted by irinad on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:44am.

Submitted by caribbeanchic on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:01am.

Uhhhh, is it me or does the dude on the right look like Chuck Bass in dreaded drag glory?

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either him or his off-screen girlfriend with a lot of eye-liner.

his hair is wider than his body. that dude really needs a hamburger

Submitted by shandiRW on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:40am.

this better be flock of seagulls- the inheritence. or something, cause i dun know who they are.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:35am.

I didn't know they were twins! Don't care for Padma Lakshmi even if she can make my favorite Indian food for me which I never get here in Arizona. :(

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:34am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyL0hL9B5ig

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:33am.

Submitted by fmdoom on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 7:55am.
Unfortunately Doom is what's left of hip hop. I have a friend in New Zealand who heard an antique furniture store rocking him a few days ago. Let's see Tokio Hotel pull that off!

why does hip hop truly suck balls right now??where is everyone @?have you seen grizzly bear? they are pretty dope. not hip hop.. on another note,mfdoom mask is the shit!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL5cun2kQ6M

Submitted by caribbeanchic on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:31am.

Uhhhh, is it me or does the dude on the right look like Chuck Bass in dreaded drag glory?

Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:30am.

Submitted by irinad on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 7:57am

Um, that video was some shit; they suck.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:29am.

David Hasselhoff has a #1 album in Germany....... nuff said.

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Submitted by fmdoom on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:25am.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 7:43am.

Unfortunately Doom is what's left of hip hop. I have a friend in New Zealand who heard an antique furniture store rocking him a few days ago. Let's see Tokio Hotel pull that off!

Submitted by lynniepoo on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:25am.

I was surprised to see how much weight Glambert lost and then I realized it wasn't him.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:24am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20lNd8frBL0

AHAHAHA! who r these ppl?
i cant get enuff!ok..stopping now.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:23am.

Submitted by fmdoom on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 7:41am.

Wow. I find it hard to believe that Dlisters don't know the awesomeness of Tokio Hotel. They're the Matthew and Gunnar Nelson of Germany and similarly talented. They have number one albums! (*cough* in Germany...)
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Big deal. I have a number one album in Germany. Who doesn't?

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:19am.

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 7:46am.

*Congoing behind Loozer with a chimichanga in one hand and a churro in the other*

Submitted by irinad on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:27am.

oh dear! those two are part of an emo-rock band from germany called tokio hotel. actually there are a lot of jokes about them and their group where i am from. they are pretty known in europe amongst teenagers and the vein-cutters, but idk what they are singing about because the only german word i know is "werbung".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llH13hboNYA&feature=related

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:18am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aG0gpvSYA8

well,escandalo is all over these two pop universe stars! hilarious.the hair..everything. even a german billy bush from e.t.

amazing!