Wednesday, September 2nd 2009
Birthday Sluts
The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand (Forever Young)
Aimee Osbourne (26)
Cedric "K-Ci" Hailey (40)
Camille Grammer (41)
Cynthia Watros (41)
Salma Hayek (43)
Tuc Watkins (43)
Lennox Lewis (44)
Keanu Reeves (45)
Mark Harmon (58)
Terry Bradshaw (61)
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Lennox Lewis could totally take Salma Hayek.
Thanks MK for making my day..
When I Read "Shauna Sand (Forever Young)"..damn..I crack a laugh! That's a good remedy for this uptight, deadline chasing week.
Ugh! Shauna Sand looks like a mutant monkey with pink lipstick!
she looks like the alien/Natasha Henstridge from Species. Well, the alien part, not the Natasha part.
Shana sand is also living proof that not all virgos are good looking.
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
*looking at Shauna Sand* Don't think that's the body butta The Body Shop had in mind.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
MJT: money huh? Her breasts ARE ridiculous - I agree - but her tummy, slim hips and legs are enviable.
Happy Birthday all....esp. Keanu (dirty & yummy, my kinda man)
Ohhhh and Lennox, an all time delicious piece of dark chocolate, scrumpdillyumptious.
Selma Hayek, I wanna motorboat your chi-chis...and Kelly Osbourne (26), more like 46...bitch had some ruff ruff ruff dayz.
Long live the Empress of Lucite!
Happy Birthday Keanu. I heard on the radio this morning that he's agreed to do a DNA test for that whack job up here in Canada that claims he's the daddy of some of her kids. Oh yeah and she wants 150K/month going back to the mid-eighties AND spousal support. What a nut job.
I cant believe the empress is apart of our virgos
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"CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS, CONDOMS"
Those eyes, is she and Amber Rose long lost sisters?
@ Mizro - It's called....$$$$$$$$$$$$
And I agree that her body is hot minus the boobs though. Those big fake boobs are RIDICULOUS. I know I am not a guy but I would much rather look at a girl with small boobs than those hard watermelon looking things.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Sands has one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen. Her face doesn't match (buttaface) but how the HELL do you get a bod like that?
Oh and 38 my ass.
Happy day to Mark Harmon, Terry Bradshaw, Salma, Lewis and Keanu.
Shauna Sand is 38 (nice try MK but no go). Date of Burf: September 2, 1971.
Happy birthday Salma Hayek.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Whoa, Keanu. Happy BD!
Also to Mark Harmon...still hot, and I would hit it repeatedly, if Pam Dawber would let me.
Re: Shauna Sand, her boobez are migrating in opposite directions, slowly to sink under her armpits. Too bad they're not filled with lucite! And the lips: WHY do people think it's attractive to bolt two pieces of liver on there!?!?!? WHYYYYY?
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
HB to Tuc. I met him in Vancouver BC and he goosed my young, supple buttock. He and Nathan Filion are HOT in person.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
About the Shawna Sands pic...
If it looks like a duck...quit with the farking plastic surgery, Daisy!
If you tan too much and smoke, that's how you look when you're 38: desperate and lonely. The desperation makes the nutty and vapid even more nutty and vapid.
Um, Shauna Sands needs to lay off the plastic surgery she is rapidly approaching fug!
HB Salma Hayek - the ultimate girl crush!
HB Keanu Reeves - you will always be the one, Neo.
HB Mark Harmon - Leroy Jethro Gibbs (the second 'b' is for bastard)you Sexy Silver Fox you!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
HB Keanu! I shall always love you despite your acting. Although you were great in Bill & Ted. HB Salma's boobs! I love y'all, too, despite your acting, although you were great in every dress you've worn.
Happy B-Day Keanu, Mark and TUC!!
http://55.img.v4.skyrock.net/55b/stars-masculines-nues/pics/2217705195_1...
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
I recommend a really funny and interesting place - www.40plusfinder.com - Meet Quality Sincere Daters... You got to check them out. Everyone is Screened!
PSL you took the words right outta my mouth! WOW!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Happy Birthday Gibbs! The real silver fox!!!!!!! Yum-yum!
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:46am.
Just got divorced yesterday!
YaY Me!
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WoOt! Yay you!
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Shauna's eyes are givin' me the willies.
I used to think Keanu was the hotness,now he's the notness. Yuck.
HB to all the sluts anyway.
I recommend a really funny and interesting place - www.40plusfinder.com - Meet Quality Sincere Daters... You got to check them out. Everyone is Screened!
Maybe for her birthday, someone can re-adjust Shauna's titty balls so they are not floating in opposing direections?
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Is it weird that I was very much attracted to Mark Harmon when he played Ted Bundy in "The Deliberate Stranger"?
I'd still hit it today.
it looks like her boobs are making a break for it in opposite directions
ugh, that face!
Mark Harmon is almost 60? Shit.
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Phil Brown, Phil Brown
Can't you leave our nice Dlisted town?
You've worn out your welcome.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:10am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:05am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:02am.
"Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet."
Rudyard Kipling knew what he was talking about.
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Is he related to Shauna's plastic surgeon by any chance?
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I think THIS was Shauna's plastic surgeon...
http://kaymacke.de/blog/uploads/celebs/MartyFeldman.jpg
Mornin', Nits!! ♥
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OMG! Good morning to you too! Sorry for the delay. Had to clean myself up after I clicked on your link. Bwhahaha!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:05am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:02am.
"Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet."
Rudyard Kipling knew what he was talking about.
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Is he related to Shauna's plastic surgeon by any chance?
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I think THIS was Shauna's plastic surgeon...
http://kaymacke.de/blog/uploads/celebs/MartyFeldman.jpg
Mornin', Nits!! ♥
Happy Birthday to Terry Bradshaw!
In your day, I think you were way hotter than Big Ben.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:02am.
"Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet."
Rudyard Kipling knew what he was talking about.
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Is he related to Shauna's plastic surgeon by any chance?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:51am.
marriage is for the birds
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Agreed:) Altho, I've never been married but that's cuz I always suspected....
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
"Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet."
Rudyard Kipling knew what he was talking about.
Triscuit,
I asked permission in HSOTD thread and then thought Fuck It.
Stole your words. Happy Divorce?!
We is all getting old. Damn.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
marriage is for the birds
@Triscuit: Ummm....Congratulations...?
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
oh; and Shauna Sand has the face of an ugly toad.
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
Just got divorced yesterday!
YaY Me!
Got Damn Keanu is 45 already? and mark harmon is hitting 60? and selma? shit i'm getting old!
happy birthday virgo sluts!
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:29am.
Hey Triscuit! Welcome back!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:25am.
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Hey mike!
How are ya?
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Happy Birthday to the most anticlimactic group of sluts in a long while.
Good Mornin, MK♥ and Dlisted day shift sex hookers.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
I'd love to attend Keanu's Pyjama Snore Slumber Party tonight, but I guess I'd rather join Mark's get-together....