Demi Moore Is Full Of Shit (And Silicone...And Maybe Botox)
If you Google "Demi Moore plastic surgery" you'll find several stories and pictures detailing Demi Moore's journey down the plastic surgery highway. A couple of years ago, the Daily Mail even ran a story about how Demi dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars on a complete plastic surgery makeover including getting her knees de-wrinkled. Well, Demi once again claims that all of these accusations are made out of one hundred percent LIES, because she's never had anything done. If your eyeballs didn't roll right out of your head, hold them tight, because they just might do that after reading Demi's version of the truth. Keep the phrase "BITCH STOP" waiting in the wings....
Demi told French Marie Claire (via The Telegraph), "It's completely false, I've never had it done. But I would never judge those who have. If it's the best thing for them, then I don't see a problem." Demi went on to yap that she's not a fan of plastic surgery, "It's a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won't make you happy. That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I'm less adamant about not having it done. For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty."
Oh, Demi! This game is fun! You know, I didn't just gobble down two powdered donuts. No, that was an organic apple and a boiled egg (whites only). And no, I didn't spend my entire night bonging and boozing. No, I spent it mediating and trying to find my chi (SPOILER ALERT: It was in my bong). See, isn't that a fun game. We can all play along with Demi!
Why doesn't Demi just admit this shit? Yeah, she's not the second coming of Donatella Versace, but she has definitely spent a little quality time with the scalpel. Methinks they might be lovers.
I mean, what does Demi have to say about this:
Let me guess, Demi was sunbathing topless and the wind just happened to blow two silicone-filled plastic sacks into her nipple holes?
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i think Demi more never get old, always still young
her first surgery was an eye correction because she had a wonk eye that was worse than Paris'. add a tit-job, tit-lift, lipo, and so many other things, she doesn't look half-bad. she needs to just get over herself and thank God Ashton is stoopid.
Lies and aspersions! Demi is a natural beauty!
If she weren't, Scout and Rumer wouldn't have their exquisitely flat oval faces and rock heads.
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She had her beak done, her boobs, her lips and there isn't one wrinkle on her face. Demi has always been easy on the eyes but that six pack a day voice of hers is worse then nails on a chalkboard.
The girl with Demi in the shot from "Blame It on Rio" (1984) is Michelle Johnson, who was right out of high school then. She kept working thru the 1990s in B-minus movies and TV.
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Others agree. In the bar at the Four Seasons Hotel, agents discuss the two plumped-up reasons why 33-year-old Demi Moore is worth a million dollar more per picture than 28-year-old Julia Roberts. The plastic surgeons at the next table prefer to focus on Demi's nose. "She had it done right after her Vanity Fair cover," claims one. "Hers was the rounded kind that doesn't age well," said another. "I'm surprised she got as far as she did with the original."
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_19960922/ai_n14454695/
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:58am.
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Yikes ~ that is one scary picture!!! Her forhead is remarkably smooth-wrinkle wise, that is... because otherwise, it looks so ruff and bumpy - yuck.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:01am.
That movie was kinda disturbing. Didn't both dads cheat, one with the other guy's daughter, the other with the other guy's wife? (My recall is a bit fuzzy...)
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What is disturbing about a great set of tits! Not Demi's the other girl's.
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Hehehe. I think Demi's were nicer looking in that pic, but it might just be the tan lines on Bigger Boob Actress that are freaking me out.
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Ahahahahaaaa! Demi, come on! Haha!!
Oh for the love of...who's kidding who? Bitch, please.
I can't stand her anymore. I had to un-follow her on Twitter. All she kept doing was re-tweeting what other people were sending to her. Seriously, the best thoughts for you to come up with and send out there are those from other tweeps?
She's been brain washed by Kabbalah...or whatever the hell all the red bracelet crap is. She can't remember pre-Ashton to when she wasn't a nip/tucked cougar. Deny, deny, deny and eventually you start to believe yourself.
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The breasts on the lower photo are 100% implants.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Well, at least she didn't have her lips blown-up with a filler like everyone else in Hollyweird.
Damn. She must think the public is as dumb as she is. This bitch has had more cuts than a Thanksgiving turkey.
Oh bitch please! Take your lies and go play with your twat child-husband.
Now I must go find my eyeballs that rolled right out of my head after reading this bs.
She's had so much work done that is a miracle she is not bionic by now. But to the credit of her surgeons, at least she still looks like an improved and very well preserved version of herself. She hasn't turned into a Beverly Hills science project like Joan Rivers or Madonna.
Could be what I found in my bong, but she admitted to getting work done around the Charlie's Angels movie time frame.
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These celebs skirt around it because they get fillers, laser skin tightening, dermabrasion, chemical peels and botox, so are right when they say they havent had surgery. With the new breakthroughs in all these lasers machines, they dont need the scalpel.
I kinda love the movie Striptease
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Wow. Who put the H8terade in mah Starbucks?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:51am.
Demi seriously loses cougar points for this outright lie!
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How does one address a cougar? "Ma'am" or "Miss" or "LIAR MOUF WHORE"?
WOW @ Ziggy. I wonder when he leaves her what will happen to her since her "youth" is tied into her relationship with a younger man.
There are already cracks in the facade:
http://dlisted.com/node/30327. I also read somewhere that she is always on set with him. They always travel together, never seperate trips and now her kids are old enuf Demi can trapse behind Ashton all over the world. Funny Bruce got himself a younger version of Demi too.
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Resistance is Futile!
Yes, Demi. And Rumer ain't Jay Leno's luv chile.
(SPOILER ALERT: It was in my bong)
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Demi seriously loses cougar points for this outright lie!
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You'd think she'd have paid the big bux for more natural-looking Chicklets.
Plus Demi Moore has anus pucker lips from being a smoker. I hope this comment appears when ya Google "demi moore + plastic surgery"
She's trying to hide it in that photo. With BOTOX.
In other FUG news, check out this picture of Demi. It's hideous!!! LOL - she does indeed have the crows feet of a 45 year old woman
http://i24.tinypic.com/4fwyaa.jpg
ETA: The other celebrities don't lie. Oh, wait. Lisa Rhinna is a liar mouf, too. The best one of all time was Cher having a rib removed. I bet even she laughs about that. Heiffer.
Plus Demi Moore has anus pucker lips from being a smoker. I hope this comment appears when ya Google "demi moore + plastic surgery)
She's trying to hide it in that photo. With BOTOX.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:39am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing worse than a fucking liar mouth. I hope her tox gives her a disease. Or Ashton leaves her.
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I think a worse punishment is if Ashton stays with her. They're both idiots.
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Whichever one produces the most humiliation for her is fine with me. I think BOTH should happen to her. I love how she calls her own damn self "a beautiful woman"!! The gall!
BTW, Youtube wouldn't post my comment about Demi being a liar about plastic surgery. Effers.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing worse than a fucking liar mouth. I hope her tox gives her a disease. Or Ashton leaves her.
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I think a worse punishment is if Ashton stays with her. They're both idiots.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:45am.
She's had a lotta work done, she just had better doctors
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I think it's more of a case of paying them so much money they will NEVER talk.
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GO ON TWITTER AND CALL DEMI MOORE A LIAR ABOUT NOT HAVING PLASTIC SURGERY? KTHX.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:41am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-2vnOBr-b8
old ass video of demi and her first hubby..so hilarious.
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OMG!!! Humiliation extraordinaire!! I've never seen dat!!!
Nothing worse than a fucking liar mouth. I hope her tox gives her a disease. Or Ashton leaves her.
A big fuck you to her for thinking we're that stupid. Not to mention all of her chicklets are fake too. Liar liar pants on fire.
Did you guys see that Taterhead is on that wacked out "secret life" show? That show is a joke.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:01am.
True. I had forgotten there was any nudity or that Demi was innit. Now I gotta look up the other girl.
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I don't believe her but I think she looks great. It's better just to refuse to talk about it than lie.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:56am.
Don't remember much about the movie, other than that it was mine and my hubby's first night out after we had a baby. We wanted to see "Star 80" and the damn theater was showing that shit instead. We were pissed.
Glad she got rid of the potscrubber betwixt her thighs!
She looks like a young Jennifer Connelly in her before pic.
And Jennifer Connolly looks just like her now, in her after pic.
Weird. Or they have the same plastic surgeon.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:33am.
Does she still got this going on? http://photos1.blogger.com/photoInclude/blogger/1617/742/1600/demi%20bus...
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Oh that can't be real can it? *voms*
y kitten666 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:52am.
kitten 666 she may not have anything done . when people get older they loose the fat in thier face . she has lines aruond her mouth and is getting droopy around her jaw line . her lips are going flat . she can afford the best beauty products on the planet . she looks like she dose face exorsises. i have never seen what it looks like under her chin , i bet she's drooping a bit . you can build your cheeks up with excorsizes and also lift your brows , it works ! you can lift your entire face with excorcise
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cprincess, I disagree. Rumer does not look exactly like Demi. Demi was pretty at 21. Rumer as never been pretty. I also do not think Demi has had much work on her face- reconstructive wise. It has mostly been on her body.
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You'd think Demi would be at one with her plastic surgery, especially since her near death experience from drowning in a sea of botox.
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That movie was kinda disturbing. Didn't both dads cheat, one with the other guy's daughter, the other with the other guy's wife? (My recall is a bit fuzzy...)
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What is disturbing about a great set of tits! Not Demi's the other girl's.
Yeah Demi-you really are starting to believe your own bullshit...
Didnt they use to call you "Gimme Moore" when you were a big movie star?
How exactly did you get the silicone in your chest then dear?
And a couple of months ago you had the fucking botox freeze..
Doesnt the Kabbalah teach you to own your shit?
Obviuosly its not working in your case...
And by the way-Rumer looks exactly like you PRE the botox/surgery and whatever else you claim you havent had-talk about being economical with the truth...
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what a fucking LIAR. She looks great, she should just admit why.
Her daughters keep getting uglier, and she keeps getting better looking. Poor unfortunate Willis girls.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:45am.
Yeah, who could forget her in the forgettable "Blame it on Rio"?
That movie was kinda disturbing. Didn't both dads cheat, one with the other guy's daughter, the other with the other guy's wife? (My recall is a bit fuzzy...)
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kitten 666 she may not have anything done . when people get older they loose the fat in thier face . she has lines aruond her mouth and is getting droopy around her jaw line . her lips are going flat . she can afford the best beauty products on the planet . she looks like she dose face exorsises. i have never seen what it looks like under her chin , i bet she's drooping a bit . you can build your cheeks up with excorsizes and also lift your brows , it works ! you can lift your entire face with excorcise . i think she has had botox . i have never seen her frown . other than that she might be natural .
She might have cheekbones under the babyfat in the first pic, hard to say. Maybe it's the Kaballah water. Either way, her husband is a douche.