The Glamorous Beauties Of The Daytime Emmy Awards
Stacy Haiduk wasn't the only bitch who killed hos on the red carpet last night. No, seriously I think hos really did die of a heart attack after seeing her satanic purssy. Anyway, a bunch of other bitches brought the glamour and they brought it hard! Eff the Oscars! Next to every child beauty pageant on Toddlers & Tiaras, the Daytime Emmys is the most glamorous event of the year! Who needs dignity when you have glamour? Here are just some of my favorites:
Kate Linder (above) - Kate showed up Heather Mills by finding a way to re-purpose every 80s prom and bridesmaid dress found in the dumpster behind a Salvation Army in the San Fernando Valley. This trick looks like one of Elton John's napkins.
Brenda "Well Hello " Dickson - Would you expect anything less from Brenda Dickson? Homegirl queefs out ravishing gowns like this in her sleep! If Chicken Cutlets was attacked by a tranny python, she'd look like this. Perfection.
Judith Chapman - Judith just stopped in to say "hi" while on her way to Bethlehem to give gifts to Baby Jesus.
Sandra Lee - It looks like somebody had too many "Ocean Breeze Cocktails" (aka HYPNOTIQ). Sandra does everything semi-homemade, even her fake tan! Sandra used two parts Tang powder, one part blended down Cheetos and just a splash of Tabasco. Take three shots of any kind of booze that's nearby to get that extra special glow. Delicious.
Susan Lucci - Needs no explanation.
Wendy Williams - Suddenly I have a major craving for honey dew and pork rinds.
Big Bird - The hottest bitch on the carpet. Truth.
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Daytime television stars melted on the red carpet last August 30 at night. There were a lot of first time winners such as Tamara Braun, from Days of Our Lives, for best supporting actress and her co-star, Darin Brooks for best young actor. Nevertheless, the TV shows that go on while productive people are at work deserve recognition, too, and that's why they've announced the Daytime Emmys Awards 2009 Winners. There's no need for an instant cash loan for the Daytime Emmy Awards 2009 Winners. Surprisingly, Ellen DeGeneres is not among the list of Daytime Emmy Awards 2009 Winners, instead the top hosting award went to the View. Outstanding Talk Show was scored by Rachel Ray, although not for her cooking show. Lifetime Achievement went to Sesame Street. Best drama went to The Bold and The Beautiful.
If Tyra Banks & Queen Latifah had a secret love child..
it would look exactly like Wendy Williams!!!
Those daytime bitches age like warm shit.
Brenda Dickson? Never heard of her. I followed your link...I never watch infomercials either, thank god! that means I may never see that plastic surgery mess with the horrid RED wig again!
Big bird is looking good those other ho's don't have shit on him.
Wendy Williams is a man who wears a wig.
Susan Lucci looks incredible - Bitch is going to be 63 - Amazing...
I don't know who Windy Williams is but I love when Joel McHale makes fun of her. He hates her!
It's been 22 years but I *still* miss Brenda Dickson as Jill on "Y&R". Jess has now been on longer, but only Brenda could serve up insults to Catherine ("Goodbye *old* woman") with just the right mix of camp and condescension.
Big Bird looks the best.
I can't tell if Kate Linder needs surgery or has had too much of it. The 2 photos seem to be saying diff things.
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SHOOT those fucking stylists, they should have the final say and they agree to wear this shit, I think coming out in the daylight might have something to do with it.
Yeah Loozer, it's a sad time!!! Fortunately, there are some clips of classic scenes all over the interwebs so I will still get my fix. I don't know what happened to that show but it went in the crapper in the last 10 years so I guess its demise was due.
"Stacy Haiduk wasn't the only bitch who killed hos on the red carpet last night. No, seriously I think hos really did die of a heart attack after seeing her satanic purssy."
LOfuckingL.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Another one for the US timecapsule explaining the end of the world.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
I know, Stoney, I know. I can barely tolerate her "How you doin'?" commercials
I HATE WENDY WILLIAMS!!! FUCKING RETARD CAN'T EVEN SPEAK SHE DOESN'T DESERVE A FUCKING SHOW!
*breathes deeply*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
re: Brenda Dickson's fivehead - drill, baby, drill...
Passionate,
My Mom has watched GL since it debuted on television. I remember watching it growing up when it was about the Bauers (Bert, Ed and Mike).
I remember when Rick was Freddie and Blake was Christina (Chrissy). I remember when the Spauldings first came on the show and later the Reardon's and Lewis'. Mindy Sue is my all-time fave character. Don't watch it much anymore, but keep up on it through my momma.
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
The fishtail dress. OMG, the fishtail dress! That brings the lols. She felt so glamorous in that. I bet it cost like fifty bucks. Ha!
Pic#11 that chick Wendy looks like Mariah and Queen Latifah's love child "MariLatif" I shall call this wendy
Coma Caca!!
I cant hate on those crazy bitches from Genoa City. I love me some Y&R. Yes I do. I'm a proud junkie for many many years now.
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I've been watching Guiding Light since I was a kid and it's going to end next month. :(
Kate Linder - On a more negative note, all the baby boys cried as they had no blue clothes to wear.
"Brenda "Well Hello " Dickson - If Chicken Cutlets was attacked by a tranny python, she'd look like this. Perfection."
omg, I'm LOLing, loveit!
Judith Chapman - She brings a whole new meaning to the battle against skin cancer. Props!
Sandra Lee - Yeah but her eyebrows MK, her eyebrows!!!!
Susan Lucci - Gorgeous and she is a diva who can bring it! Her veins make me want to hide though.
"Wendy Williams - Suddenly I have a major craving for honey dew and pork rinds."
Again, applesauce, I mean applause, LOL! Who the heck did she blow to get anywhere?
"Big Bird - The hottest bitch on the carpet. Truth." Yes, my girl parrot left her mate for one night with that bright feathered colorful majesty, she says size does matter.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:10am.
I have watched Y&R since Niki was a stripper and Victor had dark hair.. and thats pre on screen face lift for Catherine!
Love Love Love it!
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I watched it even before then.
Not so much now, but even if you skip a year you can catch up real easy.
Love the comment about the ankles behind the ears.
The only thing that mermaid dress needs is a feather mask.
Loozer - and Galen aint too bad himself!
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
I don't know even know where to begin. It's like being buried beneath an avalanche of fug.
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"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you!" - Oscar Wilde
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Loozer - SAY WHAT???? OMG Ethan was so fine, SO FINE to me. So was Fox, but they had to get rid of him once him and Theresa got married in real life.
*calling the bf to make him dvr days*
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Submitted by suze on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:09am.
Methinks La Lucci isn't an *ankle behind the ears* kinda gal.
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LOL @ ankles comment.
I thought you were M.E.!
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God...I need some propofol.
I'm excited to see what the Go Fug Yourself girls have to say about this... however I imagine when this mess went down, their heads did this: http://www.mouemagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/exploding_he...
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Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
http://cutebandalert.tumblr.com
EEG - Thanks for the info. I will inquire more in OP.
Wendy Williams - Suddenly I have a major craving for honey dew and pork rinds.
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LMAO!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Sandra Lee's hairstyle isn't flattering on teenagers. Why would she think it would look good on her...which brings me to my beef with her and the Susan Lucci's of the world. Cut your fucking hair. Older women and long hair do not go well together.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:08am.
You may want to start watching DAYS. Ethan is now Brady and Theresa is Ari. They have a romance brewing and Ari's brother is played by Galen Gering.
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
Lol at Suze... I'd pin her legs behind her head like Safeway chicken!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:04am.
M.E.,
It has been declared an accidental overdose not suicide.
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Who?
(hai horz)
Sandra Lee = Sarah Lee's illegitimate half-sister born of daddy's one-nighter with a Travllers' hooker bride.
Her show is lazy cook crack tho.
I think Susan Lucci looks great. The rest? Not so much (well, except for Big Bird)
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by Callan on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:52am.
JESUS CHRIST. I finally just looked at all the thumbnails and not just La Lucci... and what a goddamn circus of freakshows. Some of those faces are more frightening than Joan Van Ark's post-chemical peel. Big Bird better get the eff out of there before a succubus masquerading as a soap actress steals his goddamn soul
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My sentiments exactly!! Looks like a vampire masquerade ball. It's not halloween, yet, FFS, nor MARDI GRAS!!!
Damn. Those hoes are all busted up!!!
And Susan Lucci should apply some of that make-up to her hands. FFS!
M.E., yeah determined this morning. Result of plane crash back on prescribed beno's leading to complete relapse.
jack, you bingo wing fucker.
The only soap out there with any merit is Corrie. If you have no clue as to what I am talking about refer to weekend OP.
I have watched Y&R since Niki was a stripper and Victor had dark hair.. and thats pre on screen face lift for Catherine!
Love Love Love it!
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Waves at Mike. Yeah, I did. It is one of the few new series I plan on checking out. Hope he is as funny playing a character as he is himself.
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Kate Linders teeth look like big chiclets stuck to her old teeth. blech.
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
wow. meds. I need them.
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:05am.
You'd have to pull the stick out of her arse first.
Methinks La Lucci isn't an *ankle behind the ears* kinda gal.
It's Suze, like in booze.
The only soap I have ever given a fuck about was Passions. I love that show. And whatever the fuck one is placed in Genoa City and they had evil Reva fuckign Reva's hubby and good Reva was off frolicking on the islands with the Prince of Madeupia or some shit. Ethan and Theresa FOREVAAAA.
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Submitted by mfarris70 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:01am.
Kate Linder plays a maid and is an airline hostess in real life, enough said.
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Ah, good to know some of them have day jobs, so to speak.
EEG - really? I feel so out of the loop for not having internet at home anymore, and I didn't have time for TV this weekend, so this is just news to me.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:50am.
Is the big titty lady a man?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061024192158AAyFvDb
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LOLOLOLOL! It's nice to know I'm not alone:)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Looking into Brenda Dickson's eyes I can't help but feel ravaged by her beauty! So hypnotic!