Open Post: Hosted By The Magic Broom
This is an entire segment from a local news station in Alabama devoted solely to a magic broom that can stand upright by itself for hours at a time. Actually, that's kind of impressive since Lindsay Lohan can't even do that.
Christy Burdett, the owner of a soon-to-be opened vintage store in Prattville, says she had to pinch her ass lips when she first saw the broom standing by itself in the middle of the room. When someone pushed it a gently, the broom bent a little and then stood right back up. And this is where it gets really crazy! When another person knocked the broom to the floor, they were able to make it stand again by placing it in its special spot. MIND BOGGLING CRAZY! If Christy tells us the broom can push dirt into a pile too, I will lose my mind! And then I will sell everything I own, move to Prattville and devote my entire life to worshiping that magic broom!
When news of the magic broom swept (GONG!) through Prattville, bitches came in droves to witness its supernatural powers. When Christy's store opens, she plans to make the magic broom the star attraction, because she thinks it's good for business.
Christy should do more than that. She should move to Las Vegas and produce a magic show starring that broom. I mean, if Criss Angel can do it.....
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Cheesus!
So that's where I left my ride....
Guess I'll have to fly my magic carpet to pick up my witchy broom.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
"did you say you were on mescaline?"
"i did indeed, very much so"
The Royal Tennenbaums
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
boo, guess i was tardy for the party ;( this is the only night i get to unwind, yay- but if everyone left, it's sad shandi ;( boooo! hehe
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
anyone got any good ideas for halloween, besides brits hocks?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Nite, TV:)
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:43pm.
If you accidentally get some retardant on you, do you get better parking?
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You mean, like, if you're hanging out with Paris...? And she touches you...?
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Yes, but without the burning sensation during urination.
nite, all
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:43pm.
If you accidentally get some retardant on you, do you get better parking?
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You mean, like, if you're hanging out with Paris...? And she touches you...?
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
If you accidentally get some retardant on you, do you get better parking?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:34pm.
lol. that christie guy looks like an extra in the sopranos.
zombie jersey apocalypse, lets turn it into a movie..."58 Exits Later"
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lol, and film it in Jersey City on Cinco de Mayo, to make it less obvious who the zombies are. We need gay american Jim McGreevy back in office, at least he was so busy taking it in the ass that he had less time to give it to the taxpayers in the ass.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:48pm.
You're right: the jumbo jet drops look cool and a jumbo carries 30-40X more liquid than a helicopter, but the drops are still puny compared to the size of this wildfire.
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Ha! O no I wasn't - I meant seven hundred and forty seven drops of retardant;p But I do understand now:)
It's so weird how my daughter was asking me about that when the hurricane hit here...I can't remember the context now but she was asking me if a fire could exist in a storm like that...I said the moisture would definitely help keep it at bay...who knew we were having premonitions!?
So bizarre.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:34pm.
lol. that christie guy looks like an extra in the sopranos.
zombie jersey apocalypse, lets turn it into a movie..."58 Exits Later"
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
OMG - I wonder if you can see these...even my non-DListed friends are funnay:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&fr...
LOL too funny.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
ooo, i like the idea of poltergiest broom! halloween isn't too far away, yay! my fav time of the year, it isn't blazing hot, and you get to act a fool dressing up~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:48pm.
You're right: the jumbo jet drops look cool and a jumbo carries 30-40X more liquid than a helicopter, but the drops are still puny compared to the size of this wildfire.
The Baja hurricane is not going to hit LA--the ocean here is far too cool to feed a hurricane--but they hope it will bring some moisture to the fires.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:19pm.
That sux about the cig taxes. I knew bloomberg did that, didnt know jersey did that also. So who you voting for in the governor race, christie or corzine?? Ive been getting bombarded by their commericials in LI.
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I'm hoping for a zombie apocalypse before then, it's a better option.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Good luck, ESE!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:19pm.
That sux about the cig taxes. I knew bloomberg did that, didnt know jersey did that also. So who you voting for in the governor race, christie or corzine?? Ive been getting bombarded by their commericials in LI.
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
gonna go crack open the vodka... i promise, i'll try to be jolly and funny next time i'm on... thanks for the advice guys!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:13pm.
Welcome to NJ, where if you count education, 1 of every 2 citizens is a government employee. Do we each get a personal assistant? Nope, just more bureaucrats trying to find creative ways to tax the rest of us to death.
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For realz. We just had a huge city worker strike. What did they want? 18 fucking sick days a year. They want 18 sick days a year that they can cash in for early retirement. Which most do - they save 5-10 a year over 20 years and then leave work early for their sick days. Or they save them and use them for vacations.
Do the rest of us get that? NO! Will it cost us in taxes? YES! The strike hit families and children hardest - closing daycares, day camps and wading pools at the last minute. Fuckers.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:17pm.
i've always been honest with my tax returns!.... fuckin' pigs!
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There you go. Call and ask for an audit. Let them do the dirty work of figuring out what they did wrong. Or, at the very least, proving that they're right. I do believe you have a right to an audit. Like I said, it worked like a charm here. Be ultra polite tho - you don't need an angry auditor going through your shit.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:13pm.
Welcome to NJ, where if you count education, 1 of every 2 citizens is a government employee. Do we each get a personal assistant? Nope, just more bureaucrats trying to find creative ways to tax the rest of us to death.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:58pm.
Angel, yes I think the feds ARE looking for any way to get some money back from the taxpayers.
TV in New York they've been trying to collect taxes on cigs from reservations for many years and the bill was always defeated...11 grand...that sucks!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:12pm.
i sold the restaurant in 2005... the new owners ran the fucking thing into the ground and it no longer even exists!!... the letter didn't even come to my address, it went to my mother's(yeah, talk about having a fun phone convo.. mom saying "I opened this letter, are you going to jail?!")... it's not like these people don't know where i'm at! i've always been honest with my tax returns!.... fuckin' pigs!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:58pm.
My 79 year old father just paid 11k worth of taxes on cigarettes purchased from Indian reservations between 2002 and 2007, including taxes that didn't even exist until 2005 but they billed him for starting in 2002.
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See?!?! How can THAT be legal?!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:06pm.
and this letter first states: "We have no record that you have responded to our previous notices"... I NEVER GOT ANY NOTICES!!!... so, there's fucking interest and fees!!!
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Did you move? I don't know about there but here there's a boatload of paperwork you can do to have those fees removed...
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:58pm.
My 79 year old father just paid 11k worth of taxes on cigarettes purchased from Indian reservations between 2002 and 2007, including taxes that didn't even exist until 2005 but they billed him for starting in 2002.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:58pm.
I don't know why it takes so long for them to catch up but yes I've heard of people that had to pay from 3 years ago.
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Personally, I think it's becuz of the bailouts, etc...It's like, they make a financial decision that's bruising and then they say: It's ok - we gotta WHOLE BUNCH of people that we're SURE owe us money in one way or another. We'll just use that to fix it.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:06pm.
and this letter first states: "We have no record that you have responded to our previous notices"... I NEVER GOT ANY NOTICES!!!... so, there's fucking interest and fees!!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:02pm.
SERIOUSLY!!!... i just got done pulling seven large boxes of fucking paperwork out of storage to try to see what in THE fuck these people are talking about!!... my back hurts!
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Wrong! (Depending on how honest you've been, that is:) Before you pull the boxes down, you call the IRS and ask for an audit. And then you let THEM pull the boxes down. I actually got the Canadian IRS to leave me alone for a long time just by suggesting that my docs were such a mess that an audit would be a great service to me! The government hates to serve it's people, donthcha know? ;p
I really am sorry to hear that, ESE. I hope you can get it sorted easily...
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:58pm.
I don't know why it takes so long for them to catch up but yes I've heard of people that had to pay from 3 years ago.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:02pm.
SERIOUSLY!!!... i just got done pulling seven large boxes of fucking paperwork out of storage to try to see what in THE fuck these people are talking about!!... my back hurts!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:53pm.
i got a letter today from the I.fucking R.shitheel S. that says they've decided that i owe damn near close to $2000.00 in back taxes for my restaurant from back in 2005!! why have i not gotten anything till now?!?!... oh, i'm SSSOOOO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!!
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I just watched that yesterday! Penn&Teller told me TAXES ARE BULLSHIT! And I believe them! They said taxes (in the States) are just the new fascism. And this I know - way bigger companies than you owe way more money and never receive notices like that and you can tell your government to go collect their money and lay off the little guy if they're feeling poor!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:51pm.
alright, that is it!! who's got dynamite?... molotov cocktails?... c-4?.... cherry bombs?.. sparklers?... i'm pissed!!
I've got some water balloons and a Man from Uncle dart gun...what's up?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:53pm.
i got a letter today from the I.fucking R.shitheel S. that says they've decided that i owe damn near close to $2000.00 in back taxes for my restaurant from back in 2005!! why have i not gotten anything till now?!?!... oh, i'm SSSOOOO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Lucky deer:
http://www.weather.com/newscenter/specialtopics/slideshows/wildfires0830...
WTH, ESE? I think this is the STOPPING FIRES thread (as opposed to the STARTING FIRES thread)...
Is everything ok?
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
alright, that is it!! who's got dynamite?... molotov cocktails?... c-4?.... cherry bombs?.. sparklers?... i'm pissed!!
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"Jesus built my car, it's a love affair,
mainly jesus and my hot rod
yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:07pm.
747 drops retardant on LA fires (yeah, I'm a dork--shaddup):
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LOL! You think you're a dork? I'm sitting here wondering: Will 747 drops really be enough?
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♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:32pm.
Hi Nitty...oh no I'm fine, I'm in New York! But I do worry about some friends in Cali.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:07pm.
747 drops retardant on LA fires (yeah, I'm a dork--shaddup):
Those are great photos.
As if the fire isn't bad enough a cat 4-5 hurricane is heading that way.
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We're thinking about you Mani. Please be safe. Hurricanes aren't anything to mess with. xoxoxo
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:07pm.
747 drops retardant on LA fires (yeah, I'm a dork--shaddup):
Those are great photos.
As if the fire isn't bad enough a cat 4-5 hurricane is heading that way.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:07pm.
747 drops retardant on LA fires (yeah, I'm a dork--shaddup):
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Is the fire officially Corkied?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
747 drops retardant on LA fires (yeah, I'm a dork--shaddup):
http://jonathanalcorn.blogspot.com/2009/08/747-jumbo-jet-fights-station-...
Have a good night all. sleep well..or try to sleep well. :)
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