Megan Fox's Vagina Is Powerful
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash." - A New Jersey flower from the documentary Wildwood, NJ
Philosopher and feminist hero Megan Fox completely agrees with this statement. In the new issue of Cosmo, Professor Whoreface says, "Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win."
You got that, ladies? If your dude is ever giving you lip, just pull down your pants, rip off your panties, spread them legs and show your vagina. BOOM! Game over. You wear the vagina in the relationship, so you WIN. VAGINA POWER!
All of the world's big debates should be solved with just a flash of the puss!
And in case you're hongray for more of Megan's drops of wisdom (make sure to take penicillin after), here's three that'll make you barf up LOLs:
Megan on commitment: "I have no problem with commitment — you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys."
Megan on boys: "I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it's a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down."
Megan on being hit on by famous dudes: "It's fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game, so they don't know if I'm hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don't give a shit. I don't need someone else's power. I'm obtaining my own."
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This bitch tries sooo hard to be shocking and unique but she says stuff that's been said before by many women (and men).
As far as controlling men with pussy? Sure. There are lots of weak guys who will do anything to get laid. But there are many men who wouldn't want to put up with a high-maintenance bitch, no matter how hot she was.
I'm so sick of these tough street smart girls (they think they are anyway) spinning around like tops because of their bottoms.
Anybody with wisdom and/or relationship experience knows that she has erected a psychological barrier because she is insecure and doesn't want to get hurt. The tougher they are the harder they fall and it always makes for some interesting reading. That's why I like this blog so much.
I challenge anyone to find me a happy ending for any similar Hollywood actress with her attitude, stature, and credentials.
Nobody is bulletproof. If love doesn't ruin her, her plastic surgeon or drugs will.
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Skankology 101:
the check is always between your legs.
it takes a true slut to cash it.
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"Philosopher and feminist hero Megan Fox completely agrees with this statement. In the new issue of Cosmo, Professor Whoreface says, "Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win."
You got that, ladies? If your dude is ever giving you lip, just pull down your pants, rip off your panties, spread them legs and show your vagina. BOOM! Game over. You wear the vagina in the relationship, so you WIN. VAGINA POWER!"
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Professor Whoreface? This is the funniest post ever on DLISTED! She's such a delusionally arrogant dumbass; she's quickly approaching "madonna" status in this regard. What's funniest is she takes herself SO seriously, and feels the world is blessed when she shares her opinions about things, no matter how emptyheaded they show her to be. There's nothing funnier than a dimwit like her who delusionally & arrogantly believes they're smart.
BTW, you have to be a complete & utter moron to be dissed by a fast food movie formula idiot like Michael Bay. He looks like a genius compared to her...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
These said BOYS is what's keeping her relevant, so yeah, Megan shut the fuck up.
And of course she talks this kind of pseudo-feminist commentary to Cosmo, because they thrive on trying to twist the most ignorant, misogynistic statements into something that empowers women. Of course, they fail, but they continue trying to add an "edge" to feminism by encouraging the kind of archaic attitudes that knock us back to 1950.
Oh, and Jennifer's Body looks stupid as fuck. I hope it bombs.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
whats with the pale look? i'd always thought this broad was stunning but, she's channeling dita with this look- honey try again! ahahahah! not really, but whatever. i guess at least she's not orange?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Oh my, if only your thoughts had half the depth of your vagina we'd have a genius here... listen sweetie, any bitch here knows all that since kindergarten, so shut up unless you have something NEW to say.
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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:23pm.
Swear to ME!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID.
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And there you go. Nothing is more appealing to a power hungry man than a stupid woman who's believing she's holding all the power.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Swear to ME!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID.
AND YA CAN'T FIX STUPID....
Crap! I need glasses. I thought that was Michael Jackson at first.
She is purdy and crazy hwore talkin to boot!
I ain't hatin' her yet.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
You whores are making me make WITCH EYES AT THE CEILING...Meganloonies will be unleashed....
Ok, no they won't...I made that up...*hanging tiger head in shame...*...Megan is PURTY...*sniff*...PURTY.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wildwood nj:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqCBCUawKY
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One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:53pm.
Wow! She's so deep! And wide. And floppeh. :p
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
This one dumb bitch who needs to keep it zipped. She does look like a different person and so trashy too. I am not an Angelina Jolie fan, but she never looked as trashy as Megan Fox.
Submitted by mharker: "Megan Fox gets smarter every day. Of course women hold all the power, and that's why they've allowed things like honor killings and female infanticide and mass rape to continue in the world."
Exactly.
If you approach relationships with that kind of hatred and the mission to hurt first, well, that's just pathetic. It's so small and limiting and shows absolute disrespect for one's self.
It's like being a bully - hurting people because you can.
I just don't understand. We've all been hurt in relationships. Hurting people in your present and future as retaliation for something that happened in your past is retarded. Does she think the prick who hurt her is going to feel it when she plays head games with a guy she met last night?
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:11pm.
MK is the master of picking the perfect pictures for his stories.
MK, you magnificent bastard!
I fucking love this photo. Bitch looks wasted out of her mind.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:36pm.
Gee, you never complained before. Maybe your voice was just muffled.
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Well, maybe if you would...oh, I dunno...CALL A GIRL afterward???? Not that I was waiting by the phone, cuz I wasn't...and I wasn't eating a full gallon of chocolate chip mint icecream while watching Lifetime for Wonmen "I Hate Men" movie marathon and taking Vodka shots every time a woman got betrayed...I wasn't doing that...No, not at all...Nope, I was out and about enjoying life...without you...kinda Jen Aniston style...
Call me?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by fez on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:11pm.
and this is why I read Dlisted - the opening quote from the Wildwood, NJ chick and the perfect photo to accompany the article - Hilarious - and for someone who doesn't fancy herself the next Angelina Jolie, why use Brad Pitt as an example...
belly inneresting!
She wants Brad Pitt in the "grotto" *thunderbolts and lightning* but she has to put him off like she doesn't care...Brad could be her weakness! Aha!
Bitch, you're fucking David Silver from 90210, about 20 years after that 10 second period where it was cool to be fucking David Silver from 90210.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:36pm.
Gee, you never complained before. Maybe your voice was just muffled.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:18pm.
If only I had something to jam in her mouth to shut her up. Oh, wait, got something.
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All three pipin' hot rock hard inches of it???? Oh I KEED, I KEED I know to workin' wif a studly 3 1/2 inches....You go boy, get down wichu bad self...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by RubyGlare on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:48pm.
wtf? My sister kept saying Megan used to have freckles & she looks totally different now; she is sssssoooooo right. http://tinyurl.com/b4anaf --look at her here http://tinyurl.com/megagin & here. It looks obvious she had an image consultant, kinda Old Hollywood Style, with Rita getting electrolesis(sp?) on her hairline & MM too.
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WHOA. Those before/after pics just blew my mind!!! Holy shit, she's different now.
If only I had something to jam in her mouth to shut her up. Oh, wait, got something.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I really fucking hate this girl. And no, I am NOT jealous. Sure, she's pretty, but I swear I have prettier friends. Maybe not as "obviously" sexy (i.e. slutty) as Megan, but they are WAY smarter & pretty damn hot. I don't think Megan is any hotter than women I see on the street every day - especially when she opens her mouth.
Plus, her tattoo of Marilyn Monroe is fucking white trash.
Here we go again. I am somewhat of a fan of Megan Fox, but she needs a new agent so she doesn't say these weird things or, more importantly, lead her to choose lousy scripts (I fear Michael Bay had one of his off days, leading to why "Transformers 2" was a critical disasterpiece). There is a thing called freedom of speech, and we need a little diversity in our culture, but is she really sticking her foot in her mouth too much? I got back on her side after saying some of those things she said about Scarlet Johannson and "High School Musical" were just jokes. She better not go all Daisy De La Hoya on me (ugh, you have to see that girl; she looks like Janice from the Muppet Show band if she were human and with more tattoos, botox, and breast implants).
Okay, now who wants to attack me for defending her? Unless one of those people who praised me for that Vanessa Hudgens comment from earlier this month is willing to agree.
I'm liking this chick more and more. She just says shit and doesn't care who she offends. Props to her for dissing Micheal Bay *before* the film was released. She has bigger balls than Shia or them giant robot semis.
Does she realize that by asking HER questions they are MOCKING her?
wtf? My sister kept saying Megan used to have freckles & she looks totally different now; she is sssssoooooo right. http://tinyurl.com/b4anaf --look at her here http://tinyurl.com/megagin & here. It looks obvious she had an image consultant, kinda Old Hollywood Style, with Rita getting electrolesis(sp?) on her hairline & MM too.
What is odd to me is that Lindsey has gone in reverse-when I saw her in trailers for 'Mean Girls' I thought she was 19/20. LL always had great makeup-complete with false eyelashes, & her hair was nearly always styled.
Look at her now though. LL has ugly hay-colored hair, never styled, bad makeup-IF any at all. She & Megan were in 'Drama Queen'. Quite a difference between them now. Megan seems to say very calculated things; that bit about reading comic books later denying it just stuff to get noticed.
intellectually driven passion, passionately driven intellect
Am I trippin' or does she look a lot like Vadge in this pic?
I thought this chick was way hot when she first came out, but for the love of God, can she please just STFU? Really. Go back to the strip club you came from.(and where you will inevitably end up when your vagina has finally had enough and quits that bitch.)
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:53pm.
who has the power on a Lesbian relationship?
The more feminine partner?
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Mark Knopfler, “Going Home”
Who said that woman isn't talented? Just look at that picture! She not ONLY has her mouth open but she ALSO has her hand up her twat AND she's standing on one leg.
How many of you could do that in public? (slutty, don't answer)
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:16pm.
I'm starting to like this crazy ho and her crazy ho shit talking...and it ain't cuz of her PURTY either...That makes me JELLY, JELLY, JELLY...
At first, she was just somewhat annoying when she opened up her mouth hole, but her PURTY was so hypnotic I couldn't h8...I tried to drink a tall glass of h8erade, but Megan's PURTY wouldn't let me...Now I can save that delicious beverage for some other skank, cuz this ho has started talking crazy ho shit and that's entertaining shit right there....KEEP TALKING PUSSY MEGAN!!!
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THANK you, hot kittay! EXACTLY what I'm talking 'bout! Toss that kittay a juicy man-steak, zoo chef!
who has the power on a Lesbian relationship?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 2:41pm.
By the grace of God and her two fingers she will push that vagina back into her panties.
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heh.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Something tells me this ho doesn't take this stuff to heart but is just doing her "job" promoting jennifer's body. The tongue is starting to bug tho. Strange she makes Angie Jo seem like Meryl Streep. She needs to work on that.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Yea Megans Got the Power...
MJ once the had the power:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So9tL5DPkpg
"Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself and people with a messed up ego can to these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they are awesome when really they are just douche bags." - South Park
Sadly, I blame men for this one, if they didn't salivate over her trashy looks, bitch would be worthless. End of.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
We will all laugh at gilded--I mean, at Megan when her looks dry up.
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Mark Knopfler, “Going Home”
and this is why I read Dlisted - the opening quote from the Wildwood, NJ chick and the perfect photo to accompany the article - Hilarious - and for someone who doesn't fancy herself the next Angelina Jolie, why use Brad Pitt as an example...
A beautiful flash in the pan. Nothing more, nothing less.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9SizIzpQg
I'm starting to like this crazy ho and her crazy ho shit talking...and it ain't cuz of her PURTY either...That makes me JELLY, JELLY, JELLY...
At first, she was just somewhat annoying when she opened up her mouth hole, but her PURTY was so hypnotic I couldn't h8...I tried to drink a tall glass of h8erade, but Megan's PURTY wouldn't let me...Now I can save that delicious beverage for some other skank, cuz this ho has started talking crazy ho shit and that's entertaining shit right there....KEEP TALKING PUSSY MEGAN!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow! She's so deep! And wide. And floppeh. :p
Megan Fox gets smarter every day. Of course women hold all the power, and that's why they've allowed things like honor killings and female infanticide and mass rape to continue in the world. We are our own perpetrators. We were asking for it all along.
*deep breath*
OHMYGODWHENWILLSHESHUTUP??!!YOU'RENOTEDGYORCOOLYOU'RESOIGNORANT
ANDYOUCAN'TEVENBLAMEITONBEINGYOUNGBECAUSEWE'RE
THESAMEAGEWHYCAN'TYOUSTOP!!!!
All better.
And here we see the great Megan Fox commanding men and lesbians alike by the dozens with the incredible power of her pussy!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully