The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 31st!

No! I'm not going! How can I show my face in that party now? Aren't you even the slightest bit embarrassed that we're wearing the SAME DRESS!? - angel_i

Runners-up:

With his eyes covered, the poor sheep can't see that he is about to marry someone well below his class. - mzmarymac

Somebody should have told her that she could have found a husband years ago if she'd have simply worn that dress to West Virginia and bent over a fence. - City Barbie

K-Fed figured he would grow out his hair...to detract attention from his expanding waistline. - Disraeli Ears

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Yukimalo on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:45am.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:16am.

*WooT* Angel♥ WTG, mzmarymack! LMAO as usual, City Barbie!
Good one, Disreali Ears!!
Sorry was tardy for your party, was gone yesterday.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:50am.

Angle! You is winnah!!

Yipee and Yay! *throws streamers*

Congrats to all the funny runners up too!

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:58pm.

W00T ANGLE!!!!

YOWSA HOT MOMMA!

'bout time bitch!

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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty

Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:00pm.

Congrats, Angel! and congrats to the runners up as well!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy

Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:47pm.

Angel!!! Congratulations you funny ho bag!! Props to the rest of you all too. This was a fun one.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:32pm.

Congrats all! well funny!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:38am.

Also, congrats to all you other funny hos:)

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:37am.

\OMG! Thank you, bitches! Thank you, MK! I'm shocked! I din't even come to this post when I got here! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I'M NOT A RUNNER UP! YAY! THANK YOU!!!

(why does this make so happy? I have no idea;p)

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

Submitted by mzmarymac on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:17am.

Ha Ha...Angel...I knew you had it yesterday when you made me coffee all over my keyboard! Hilarious stuff...glad to be in such funny company of City Barbie and Disraelie Ears!

Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:55am.

Congrats Angel! :)

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:47am.

congrats angel!!

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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:44am.

Nice job angel!!!!

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:43am.

Yaaaay, Angel!!

Submitted by oggie168 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:23am.

Congrats to all-Good Stuff.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:03am.

Whoot angel_i, way to go hon. Congrats also to mzmarymac, City Barbie, and Disraeli Ears.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:49am.

Congrats angel_i, mzmarymac, City Barbie & Disraeli Ears! Woohooooo!

Submitted by andyrain0016 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:31am.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:15am.

WOOT for Angel-i. Congrats to you other horz as well! Very funny stuff.

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Yet feel the air beneath my feet?
How can happiness feel so wrong?
How can misery be so sweet?"

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Submitted by AxlSinatra on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:09am.

And Slash held an impromptu press conference to introduce Velvet Revolver's new lead singer.

DJ Axl Mojo Sinatra

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:08am.

Good 'unz clownz!! Funny stuff as always! :o) How did K-Fed get in there? Haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa...outstanding!!

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:59am.

angel_i, I knew that was the winner when I read it yesterday!

Disraeli, you are on a roll babay!

Congrats to all!!!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:50am.

congrats whores! that was good one, angel_i!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:39am.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. congrats everyone.

angel_i - HILARIOUS.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:38am.

angel_iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! Congrats, ya funny ho! And congrats too to mzmarymac, City Barbie, and Disraeli Ears!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:38am.

ph shoot DE, that's right, you are becoming one of the reg winner, beyotch! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:37am.

Congratulations to angel_i on the win!! Also congrats to mzmarymac, City Barbie (!!!funny!!!), and Disraeli Ears!! Excellent job everyone!

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:37am.

congrats to my love angel! that was so funny
Congrat City Barbie, D.E. and mzmarymac
LMAO leave Kfed aloooone!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:36am.

Winner yesterday, runner-up today? I am flattered to be amongst such esteemed company. :)

Congrats angel-i, very funny! And WTG, mzmarymac and City Barbie!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Submitted by fmdoom on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:20am.

Congrats to all. City Barbie, that's *very* funny!

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:17am.

Congrats Weiners!

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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:15am.

Yay Angel! ♥ Congrats. to mzmarymac, City Barbie ♥, and Disreali Ears! Funny hookers!

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:08am.

Congrats angel!! Congrats as well to mzmarymac, CB♥, and Disraeli Ears!

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Submitted by scarletsascha on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 4:54am.

"Quit my hair bitch." So said the sheep with psychotic tendencies. "Or you'll be the girl who dyed in the wool."

"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom

Submitted by stpchick on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 4:14am.

I am the originator of style...you are just wearing a knock off, bitch.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:39am.

This is one ho determined to make the curtains match the drapes!

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Submitted by strekoza on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:14am.

Princess Di began to wonder if this really WAS heaven after all.

Submitted by Nell on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:45am.

Test shot, Fox news.

Elizabeth Hassleback with a Whoopie lookalike for FOX: The Ewe.

Submitted by JcMaya on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:39pm.

Once upon a time, there was a lesbo-haircut-crazy-bitch-girl called Kate who get married with a sheep ... when she kissed the sheep, this one evolved into a "human" called john, who carry 8 kids under his wool ... a perfect fairytale...

Submitted by oggie168 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:36pm.

On her wedding night, the bride realized her mistake in choosing lamb fries for the reception dinner.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:32pm.

Scientists finally clone Dolly into a real woman. Bleating after orgasm is still a problem.

Submitted by hoozer on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:29pm.

I'm not marrying you Adele. I have ears you know. I've heard everyone singing The Farmer in Adele for months now.

Submitted by hoozer on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:24pm.

Heather Mills finally lands another acting role. The Sound of Ewesick filmed in New Zealand.

Submitted by hoozer on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:17pm.

Now listen here you wad of worthless wool...you smile and say what I tell you to say and don't ruin this for me. Sir McCartney will be devastated when he sees I found a husband that can appreciate me, wooden leg and all. Don't even think of trying to embaaaaarass me.