Afternoon Crumbs

joel maddens kid is F U G. good lord.

prejean needs to martyr herself STAT...

kate moss is a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.....

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

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Whoever Annalynne McCord is, she's fucky looking. She kind of has that Bret Michaels/Fergie Ferg funk going on in the face.

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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

You do know Madonna was not talking about this kind of gypsies - the cute ones that travel from town to town, right?

Morena Baccarin's boobies remind me of Lily Allen's.

Sorry, but I like a girl with actual tits. Hers are so teeny and droopy.

Taylor Lautner annoys the fuck out of me. Maybe it's because I have been forced to watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl a zillion times (my kid loves it) and he looked like a little monkey. He still looks like a monkey to me.

Master Blaster - Is she hot or IS SHE HOT! I know only like 6 people ever watched Firefly, but she was always so pretty to me. And now I get to see her boobies YAY!

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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Thanks MK! I've been wanting to see Morena Baccarin naked for a long, long time!

Also, not only is Miss Tits4Jesus an ankle-behind-the-ears kind of girl, you know she can't really sing the Lord's praises unless your balls deep in her ass.

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"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you!" - Oscar Wilde
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I'd be honored to shop at the same farmer's market as Miss Kathryn Dawn. Didn't Joel feel her musical magic touching his soul?!?

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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."

Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:16pm.

... I still think we need more
BENJI MADDEN!!!

He's still recovering from being spat out of wonky's wagina.

this whole Gypsies thing reminds me of a skit from SNL years ago. Does anybody remember Save the Chickens? Celebrities would jump on any bandwagon no matter how foolish as long as a camera is there to record it.

Jeez am I the ONLY bitch excited to see Morena's chi-chis? Love that chick, glad to see she's working.

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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham

... I still think we need more
BENJI MADDEN!!!
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do it for a fellow ho!

I thought the word 'Gypsie' is not p. c.?

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1st of all, IT IS K.D. LANG. Love her.

Madden/Ritchie baby is cute. She looks just like Joel. I wonder if baby no. 2 will look more ethnic and Nicole is of Mexican, African American, and Creole heritage. In fact, she is Sheila E's niece.
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Resistance is Futile!

I think that really is KD Lang in that picture.

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

yay! i hope we're getting close to a world sans Ceiling Eyes! G'd, i hate that bitch.
and all i have to say is that we need more
BENJI MADDEN!!!
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www.walkms.org
do it for a fellow ho!

I don't see good things for that Vogue Evolution group the way that Leiomi was throwing shade. This early in the game and she's already throwing diva fits, and even rolled her eyes at Lil Mama. Not once did she smile when the judges were calling her out, and she looked like she couldn't wait to stab their eyes out with her stiletto heels.

Oh, and JC Chasez grows gayer every single day. Must be the close proximity to La Lopez.

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Bottom-feeder.

I hope the Gypsies got paid for their part in this photo shoot. At least it was done outside, so Kate's B.O. would not bother the Gypsies.

freee, I know, I think she's so much like her parents too!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

that boy from Twilight has no eyes
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

The Madden/Richie baby is SO cute! LOL! That does look like KD. LOVE her voice.

I'm sorry but is AnnaLynne McCord's bathing suit from WalMart?

Also I hope that Audrina's departure means another nail in the coffin for the Hills. Actually, she was pretty boring, so unlikely.

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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS'I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"

Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 2:24pm.
-"Submitted by freebird on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 2:22pm."

And who's pinkrose?... someone from "people at walmart"???.
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LOL! Pinkrose sounds like a Target shopper. They would say something snooty like 'shopping jaunt.'

Squinty and Bradley Cooper make one fugly couple.

And news flash to the world of fashion, Kate Moss looks like an over grown insect.

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

I remember my early teen years when I would dwell thrift stores looking for hobo/gypsy clothes to mix and match. Now, I can't go out without looking properly groomed. Even if I just go out for a walk.

I have no clue who that Morena chick is, but I read her name as Morena Bacardi every time.

If there is something that makes me lose my cool is when people flip out and act out like divas. There is nothing worse than a grown person throwing tantrums like a child. That tranny dancer behaves exactly like that.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

WWJD? Sue a pagaent because he rocked the fuck out of the swimsuit competition. It's what god would want. Those evil pagaents have been keeping religion down for centuries.

-"Submitted by freebird on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 2:22pm."

And who's pinkrose?... someone from "people at walmart"???.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

You know, that Lautner boy gives me the hots, but he gives off this famewhoring vibe I'm almost sure he'll end up in Mario Lopez purgatory someday.

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Bottom-feeder.

From JJ on Angie & Shiloh shopping:

Pinkrose @ 08/28/2009 at 11:21 am Shiloh looks perfectly dressed for a shopping jaunt into town. No need for fussy clothes and sleek hair! People like the Jolie-Pitts because they are authentic. They may live in a French chateau, but they know how to walk with the common folk.
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All actors learn how to fence, speak with accents and walk with the common folk. Jaunty!

Taylor Lautner is so adorable. So much cuter than crusty Rob Pat.

Well, of course Ceiling Eyes is leaving! She's a professional now!

Added Patridge, “I feel like it’s helped me a lot going to auditions and sitting in front of the camera… blocking the camera out and just getting into character.”

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully