Monday, August 31st 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This permanent B list television and film actor and Golden Globe winner/nominee has had a string of normal sexual relationships with the women in his life. It is only when he is with men that he explores his more umm eccentric pleasures. He loves nothing more than to be spanked and whipped. Umm, yeah, sounds like fun. (CDAN)

Not Jeremy Piven due to the "normal" part. My guesses are Gabriel Byrne, Bill Paxton or Ben Affleck? I'm sticking with the Bs.

This game show host thinks of himself as a rock star and loves nothing more than to find groupies of the show he can take back to his dressing room so he can get some rock star treatment if you know what I mean. (CDAN)

My first thought was Howie Mandel, but dude can't even shake a bare hand let alone a bare vagina. Purell doesn't make condoms yet. So my guesses are Hulk Hogan (American Gladiators), Wayne Brady or Drew Carey?

We thought we knew every move this Award-winning girl made. After all, she loves to be seen with high-profile and very wealthy men, and she never shies away from publicity. Therefore, we were a little red-faced to suddenly discover that she has allegedly been dating someone for over a year. If you are a fan of hers, you certainly know who he is, as you’ve seen them together many times. We just can’t believe that she’s been so devious as to hide the romantic side of their relationship from the public for this long. (Blind Gossip)

Kathy Griffin and Tour Manager Tom?!!!? Is that why Jessica isn't on the show anymore? She had a crush on Tom too and it was a giant love triangle?! Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up.

Posted by: Michael K


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Lory:

cancers are not freaks: THEY ARE DOWN RIGHT PERVES!

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1. Julian McMahon (I wish)

2. Ryan Seacrest or John O'Hurley

3. Jen Anniston

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Submitted by Lory on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:33am.
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I'm a Leo.
and a fucking freak♥

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OK - I take it back, it's not Howie Mandel. I saw him on Letterman and he's got OCD BAD....like MK says, he can't even shake a hand, nasty germs will freak him out. Howie sticks with one vagina!

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Doubt it's Wayne Brady, I had the good fortune to observe him at a party once, and he was completely polite and charming to everyone the whole time, including the millions of ladies fawning over him...but not sleazy at all :)

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

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Hmmmmm Cancers are known to be extremely freaky in bed... Some say even more so than Leos... Just what I've heard here and there anyway.

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literarylioness:

naw hon i know my astrology. july 20th to august 20th are leo birthdays.

update:

your right lioness he's a cancer. shit i'm having an off day

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alex trebek IS a rock star...
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he's a leo and leos are known sex freaks.
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Why thank you! I'm a Leo, but I think Alex Trebec is a Cancer :(

gucci's picture

First off, i don't believe jeremey piven is gay and ever was gay and i am not saying this because i have a crush on him. number 2, the bob barker nasty perv rumors are forty plus years old and it wouldn't surprise me at all if blind item number 2 was Alex trebek; he's a leo and leos are known sex freaks.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:10pm.
Is that a picture of Albert Fish? He had a spanking fetish.. ewwww....

That was the least of his fetishes. I just read about him. Sounds like the sickest person who ever lived.

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:52pm.
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Hahahaha...
Enjoy, Tooki!
I still say it's Pat Sajak. He's got that whole Napoleon, little man complex vibe going on.
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Okay...MY TURN...stop jerking off at your respective keyboards, or should I say 'direspected" keyboards?

1)Jonathon Rhys Meyers - If it smells naughty, IT IS!!

2)Drew Carey - There something in Bob Barker's dressing room that makes a man crazy.

3) Oprah and the "man" is Gayle *wink wink nudge nudge*

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Well, if #1 is Matt Leblanc, Hugh Laurie or Patrick Dempsey, he should drop me a line, I'd be more than happy to spank them. Zach Barf, not so much.

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1. Patrick Dempsy

2. Drew Carrey ~ no big surprise

3. American Beauty chick...Mena Subaru or whatever the hell her name is.

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B list actor...Golden Globe? Hmm. Rob Lowe?

How could #3 be Britney? The only high profile guy she ever dated was Timberlake (except for a few daliances with others). The rest are pretty much losers.

And can it really be a blind item if we already know that she's dating Trawick. And Cruz has been dating Bardem since forever.

So it would have to be someone whose relationship was kept secret.

I also think Mandel is #2. With his shaved head and earing, he really thinks he is hot now.

#3 is Renee Zellweger and her manager dude she's always at award ceremonies with.

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#2: CHUCK WOOLERY.

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lynniepoo~ I ADORE your little Boston! I have three. I speak truths, I have a friend who used to be on TPIR and she had horror stories of Bob Barker. Nasty, horny, and a perv. She quit after a year. She hated his ass...

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OMG, I had the same thought process you did Michael with Howie Mandel. My guess is Wayne Brady for that one.

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#2 Drew Carey...who sucks on The Price is Right!
Bring back Bob!!!!!!
-and wasn't he engaged?

don't care about the other ones

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

mbar's picture

The guy from Mad TV is one of her gays, to respond to whoever wrote that. And I bet Kathy is dating that Tour Manager guy. She just does that "I only date celebrities" thing as part of her gig.

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#3 is Angelina Jolie. I've heard rumors that she and Billy Bob are splitting.

*forgive me if this is a 2nd post, network problems*

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What about Kathy Griffin and that guy from Mad TV? He's on a lot. Or may be he's one of her gays?

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:06pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:44pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:40pm.
Bob Barker
for #2.
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Drew carey buys clubs so he can hang with the strippers, everyone in cleveland has known that forever.

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lynniepoo's picture

2. Drew Carey. He's known to have a long schlong and a maniac in the sack. Personally he grosses me out but he's a dirty old man and it definitely fits.

I think the first one is Matt LeBlanc too.

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1. David Duchovny

2. Drew Carey (All I can think of his 'Cleveland Rocks' theme-song on his sitcom)

3. Kathy Griffin *What if the guy she's with is MK's Boo Anderson Cooper?? I keed I keed! LMOA!*

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Number 2 has to be ricky rachtman (sp)

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Yup all Bob Barker

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lol
I like the idea that #2 is Alex Trebek, too.

Is that a picture of Albert Fish? He had a spanking fetish.. ewwww....

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MK, where the ferk did you get that picture of ancient peepaw-spank porn! Gaaa!

And, I must confess it is delightful that we have a poster named hailey planter face.

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No. 2: Richard Dawson?

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I highly doubt that #3 is Brit Brit. First of all, award winning? Maybe 10 years ago.

Second - high profile and wealthy men? You mean like Adnan? hahahahahahahahaha The guy from her home town who she married? Or kevin federline?

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:44pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:40pm.
Bob Barker
for #2.
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Okay, that is all sorts of wrong, but I am certain you are right!
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Just remember that anything's possible if The Price is Right.

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Does he ask them to "C'mon down"?

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1. Hugh Laurie
2. Drew Carey
3. ???

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Bob Barker? LOL!
Okay, I say Bob Barker for 1, 2 and 3. What the hell. : )

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FACT: the first one is Matt Le Blanc. (Golden Globe nominee, B list TV and film actor.)

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Georgiegirl is not #1, he isn't considered B list, and he has an Oscar.

#2 PAT SAJAK, pretty decent of you I must say.

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(1) I was gonna say Clooney, but he is A list. Someone mentioned Stephen Baldwin, pls spill details.
(2) Peter Brady "The New Pyramid Show"
(3) Kathy Griffin. I love her and watch the show faithfully and wondered if there was mo to their relationship as he lives in her house, moved of "his" room so her mom could have it. I just thought they were playing down something, never did I fathom she was banging Tom. Interesting how they never mention why Jessica, but I am sure its gets tedious being someone's assistant after 6 long yrs. Well Kathy is living betta than she lets on.
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even tho i SUCK at guessing this stuff, my bizarro guess for #2 would be:

Alex Trebek !

dun dun dun!!!
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Submitted by boredlistadict on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:53pm.
I know for a fact that bondage boy is Steven Baldwin
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Ooooooooooooooh! Do tell!

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Bottom-feeder.

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yea i wouldnt exactly call clooney a "permnament" b lister. but that blind item sounds like a blind item lainey did months ago.

Im still going with him for #1

I know for a fact that bondage boy is Steven Baldwin

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Good call on Brit for #3, Stoney. I am jumping on that bandwagon.

Do we ever find out the answers to this stuff?