Monday, August 31st 2009
The Cheetokini Watch Is Back On
It's been nearly two weeks since we've seen Brit Brit's hocks and loins stuffed into a bikini and I was beginning to get worried (not really). Thank Cheesus Brit Brit was back in a two piece while vacationing with Jamie Lynn, Daddy Spears and the rest of her family in Miami. Yeah, it was a little family reunion. I'm sure they nibbled on possum croquettes and beef jerky ceviche while comparing skidmarks. Regular family bonding stuff.
Here's more of Our Lady of Cheetos with all her favorite Cheetolings yesterday. And no, that fourth martini you had at lunch is not the reason why these pictures are blurry. They're just like that.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:19am.
I am so sick of people commenting on her amazing body when she's got curdled cranium!
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I agree with you. But then, we know all it takes to have an "amazing" body is to be white, have a rectangular ass and fake tits, so hey, to each their own, no?
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I am so sick of people commenting on her amazing body when she's got curdled cranium!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:03pm.
Can't wait for the report, Farrah. Oh wait, you're with Thornhill, right? Nevermind. ;-)
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yeppers, DD! mom is a softie and she can't wait to meet him. I'm a little worried about Thorni meeting "Tony Soprano" (aka Daddy). But the old people are gonna be golfing, and i'm planning on going all Brit. You know, smoking, boozing by the beach, PDA galore. Yeah, we're klassy like dat!
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Brit and Jamie Lynn are starting to look exactly alike! One could stand in for the other.
I can't believe their dad gets to hit that.
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She does look better in a Barney Rubble meets Brooke Hogan sort a way...how long can she keep this up?
Her body looks fantastic...Now why the hell won't she do something about they janked up roadkill of a bluelight special weave?????
WHY?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ola, DD!
I'm just rolling with the conspiracy crowd.
Yaknow the one who believes Shitters is some mind controlled individual? Yeah, those people!
In their eyes, Shitters should not be blamed for her behaviour 'cos that shit was instilled in her by some worldwid baddies organizations, or something.
Honestly, I think Britney's next meltdown is a few years away, waiting until she hits the so called mid-life crisis.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:01pm.
Shitters body is looking great, which means she's just around the corner to ruining it by starting her 2009 fall-winter meltdown season.
It's like clockwork with this one. Like she's triggered to go apeshit when the leafs start falling.
Enjoy it while it lasts, bishes, 'cause soon you will be treated to pictures of her you never meant to see
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That would be interesting if your prediction came true (i.e., that there IS a pattern to her crazy...)
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God...I need some propofol.
Can't wait for the report, Farrah. Oh wait, you're with Thornhill, right? Nevermind. ;-)
Britney looks hawt. Srsly.
Shitters body is looking great, which means she's just around the corner to ruining it by starting her 2009 fall-winter meltdown season.
It's like clockwork with this one. Like she's triggered to go apeshit when the leafs start falling.
Enjoy it while it lasts, bishes, 'cause soon you will be treated to pictures of her you never meant to see.
ahhh... that's gonna be me, with the fam (BF is gonna meet the Fockers) in October. I'm gonna order 15 Lemon Drops as soon as i set foot in the hotel..
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Holy crap, Batman. Ppl talk about celebrities like the know them or something.
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Submitted by Smores on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:44pm.
Her body looks good for a mom of 2 and considering how bad she looked 2 years ago. But seriously, do any men still lust after her?
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Do you think she WANTS pervy men lusting after her anymore? I'm sure she had enough of that when she was 17 and still exploring her sexuality...
I mean the girl DID shave her head and doesn't even bother brushing her hair unless it's work related.
She just needs a decent guy, not a shallow one who flips through FHM looking to get a hard on. She needs someone who can understand her situation, she has a ton of baggage: kids, mental illnesses, alcohol & drug abuse, conservatorship, never-mind the fact that no matter who she dates she is probably going to be richer and more famous than them leaving her in a real vulnerable position to get used.
It would take a real great guy to love her. That being said I don't trust any guy who does claim to love her...
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My question wasn't meant to be saracastic, I genuinely was curious if guys still look at her as a sexpot. Like I said, she looks good for a mommy of 2 back to back, but she's no 100lb 17 year old anymore (the body so many guys wanted back then).
To answer your question (Do you think she wants pervy men lusting after her), I don't know. Her entire career was built around being hot, Britney's never come across as someone with a need to express herself artisticly. She has enough money she could easily have retired years ago and lived a life better than 99% of us. So what is it that she really wants?
Submitted by Smores on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:44pm.
Her body looks good for a mom of 2 and considering how bad she looked 2 years ago. But seriously, do any men still lust after her?
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Do you think she WANTS pervy men lusting after her anymore? I'm sure she had enough of that when she was 17 and still exploring her sexuality...
I mean the girl DID shave her head and doesn't even bother brushing her hair unless it's work related.
She just needs a decent guy, not a shallow one who flips through FHM looking to get a hard on. She needs someone who can understand her situation, she has a ton of baggage: kids, mental illnesses, alcohol & drug abuse, conservatorship, never-mind the fact that no matter who she dates she is probably going to be richer and more famous than them leaving her in a real vulnerable position to get used.
It would take a real great guy to love her. That being said I don't trust any guy who does claim to love her...
Lmao @ the third pic from last.
This is the third pic I've seen over the last two weeks of SPF making Britney blow up his little floaty...I think he's deflating them on purpose...
SPF & JJ are definitely going to be bad boys (but with tons of charm) when they grow up.
Submitted by Smores on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:44pm.
Her body looks good for a mom of 2 and considering how bad she looked 2 years ago. But seriously, do any men still lust after her?
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Yes. My hubby's friend loves her. She is his ideal woman.
I think she has a great body for a mom of 2. Wish I had that stomach. Mine is destroyed after having three kids. Did anyone ever confirm if she had a tummy tuck or not?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She looks pretty good.
I recall Madonna photos in Playboy magazine, years back, when readers mailed in BIC razors, as her armpits were so hairy. She was kinda chubby.
I think she looks great. I totally want to Daddy Spears to lose his conservatorship...for one reason and one reason only. The pink wig.
And maybe some Adnan sightings.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Too bad both of her kids are mentally retarded. Oh well....
It's kind of a shame that if she get's released from under Papa Spears Green Thumb (and fingers and bank account) in the next couple months that all his hard work will be Cheetoed away in a matter of minutes.
Lets face it, there's no stopping a crazy train. Just ask Ozzy.
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Her body looks good for a mom of 2 and considering how bad she looked 2 years ago. But seriously, do any men still lust after her?
Does Miami have a Piggly Wiggly or did the Spears have to bring the Little Debbies & Moon Pies with them?
Britney has a really unattactive body, she is
built like a dude. Big shoulders and back, stumpy
legs, her sister has a much better body. Britney
has always had that butch mannish frame, even
when she was younger.
Even Britney's mom looks younger and hotter
than brit brit does.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:55pm.
Gee, do you think Britney had to bankroll the whole trip for her whole hillbilly clan? She's the only one bringing in a paycheck.
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Hasn't she usually?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Gee, do you think Britney had to bankroll the whole trip for her whole hillbilly clan? She's the only one bringing in a paycheck.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:11pm.
the body dont look bad
*ducks and hides*
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ITA...They look really decent from the neck down, but they are white trash sloppy buttafaces.
Hillbillies...Nuff said..
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:49pm.
Imagine a room filled with Spears, y'all
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All eating Cheetohs-battered deep-fried catfish while slurping Dr. Pepper.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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If Maddie got JL's pig snout it will come in handy fer lickin winders!
They make rednecks ashamed...
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:34pm.
Jamie named that window licker Maddie Brianne or some hideous redneck shit. Maddie is a nickname you stupid cunt.
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Beats "Trixy Lizzybeth," the name of one of my teacher neighbor's summer school students.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:49pm.
Imagine a room filled with Spears, y'all
you can't make me!!!!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:33pm.
THIS STUPID, UNTALENTED, FUCKTARD, WHORE, BRAINLESS LITTLE TRAMP NEEDS TO DIAF
*Sorry, venting*
Issokay! Do you feel better now? Yeah, I can say I'm pretty much done with Shitney nowadays. BORING. Move along. Get the fuck lost already.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:25pm.
"And no, that fourth martini you had at lunch is not the reason why these pictures are blurry. They're just like that."
That's because the camera itself is crying with shame at having to focus in her and her family.
LOL
lol Stoney
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Aw, Pappy Spears fergot his crazy killer clown outfit what to scare the shit outta all the kids with....bummer.
Oh fuck it's me in the wrong thread!
*reports self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wrong thread, genius. But I completely agree, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Imagine a room filled with Spears, y'all
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Thats 1 UGLY family. The troll sistas get their full figures from their PAID handler, I mean Daddy. Brit is JEALOUS of her little sista, she DOSENT have her FAS eyes and she is a REAL mommy, at least so far, only time will tell.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:39pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
booze
cheetoos
pork rinds.
crazy
fat legs.
that is what this brings to mind.
oh, and shitty ass music that's totally altered.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
oh yeah maddie. They affectionately refer to her as Madeline
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
*yawn* Call me when she gets herself an umbrella to go with that 'kini.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Jamie named that window licker Maddie Brianne or some hideous redneck shit. Maddie is a nickname you stupid cunt.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
THIS STUPID, UNTALENTED, FUCKTARD, WHORE, BRAINLESS LITTLE TRAMP NEEDS TO DIAF
*Sorry, venting*
"By Night, It's All You Need To Wear!" ~ Christina Aguilera. "By Night" coming to Europe October '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
what is JLs little chitlin called again?
Jimmie Beam?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
omg. how old is Jamie lynne's daughter? i can't believe she is already walking. everybody looks great