Monday, August 31st 2009
FYI: Macaulay Culkin Is Not The Father
Joe Jackson can stop trying to produce a remake of Home Alone starring Blanket Jackson, because Macaulay Culkin is not his biological father. Earlier today, The Sun wrote up an interesting fairy tale about how Macaulay donated sperm which was used to conceive Blanket. Side-eyes galore!
TMZ contacted Macaulay's rep who said this: "The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge."
Yes, his rep used the word "preposterous." Yes, his rep might be Mary Poppins. Yes, spokeswhores should definitely use the word "preposterous" more often.
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Where is Michael's left hand???
DiamondDawg - FUCK YOU!
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Resistance is Futile!
saying it is too preposterous to acknowledge is not exactly a denial. anyone who had an association with that weirdo knows he lived a full-blown freak-show of a life. there really isn't much of anything that i would put as out of bounds in jacko's court.
giving kids 'jesus juice' and showing them porn during sleepovers at his neverland ranch is not exactly a normal thing. culkin may very well be the bio father. you can clearly see how none of those kids are his (jackson). they share nothing of his dna.
you've just been violated!
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:00am.
I would like to show this picture to anyone who claims that Wacko Jacko wasn't a kiddie toucher. Kids don't cover their clothed crotches around normal adults, and normal adults don't reach down like that unless the kid has some packing tape stuck to their pants.
Who said either of these two were normal? These where not "normal" people. They grew up in the spotlight, sweetheart.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 4:34am.
Of course you can!
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http://www.nytimes.com/1989/04/13/opinion/essay-libeling-the-dead.html
"...this episode raises an issue of interest to historians, journalists and the families of the famous: Can you libel the dead?
As of now, no; only the living can sue for libel damages.
Libel-the-dead laws have recently been proposed in state legislatures; in New York, one such bill passed the State Senate and was defeated only when it was shown that the bill would immediately help relatives of Mafia biggies and crooked politicians."
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 4:18am.
Of course you can!
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You can't libel the dead.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:00am.
He's holding something in his hands, you stupid fuck! Most likely one of those balloons which are filled with water or a plastic ball.
God, I so wish that the Jacksons' lawyers would examine this site and sue your fucking asses for libel.
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Submitted by RileyR on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:42am.
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For real? Are you fucking kidding me?
I bet you feel slick now...
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Hollywood is the epitome of the Western Civilization's dreams. If one wants to be famous, then, he/she can engage in show business. So, what is the good side of stardom? The most obvious thing that comes to my mind of the positive aspects of stardom is that one could use stardom to be a good influence on people, but how many celebrities aspire to that? Most want to be stars for the sake of being famous and rich. Not to spread love and wisdom. After all it is the way we are designed. Hollywood is Hollywood. There are many stirs, twist and turns. Anyway, news today is that economy is getting better. After months of hardship, economist said that the economy is getting better. But the people do still not believe for the unemployment rate is still high. Only if they restore their job will they believe that the crisis had passed. Well, they are hoping that before the end of this year, they would have their job again. The time is so tough and we can’t deny the fact that money matters in this world. Well, from our experience, it isn't easy to get financing from banks, especially if you don't have perfect credit – and they don't want to finance anyone unless they're so rich they don't need any financing – and that's why some people look into installment loans for bad credit. Installment loans for bad credit mean loans that come with a plan for multiple payments – and it could mean anything from a large-scale business loan or mortgage, to a short term loan to float you in between paydays. There are online lenders out there – if you need a company that can direct deposit the funds quickly. There are plenty of companies that offer installment loans
for bad credit that you can apply for a loan through.
For all his career and personal meltdowns, Culkin's silence on the whole sordid MJ affair is classier than anyone else's involvement thus far.
Having said that, Mac's silence speaks volumes.
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Bottom-feeder.
I would like to show this picture to anyone who claims that Wacko Jacko wasn't a kiddie toucher. Kids don't cover their clothed crotches around normal adults, and normal adults don't reach down like that unless the kid has some packing tape stuck to their pants.
It kind of looks like Macaulay Culkin is trying to protect his crotch area. But why.
I can almost almost ALMOST believe that MJ wasn't a kiddie toucher.
Nah. He was.
So many signs that he was a pedo.
Maybe Michael Jackson is leaning on his knee, that's why his other arm is not visible?. I can see Macaulay has a red ball of sorts or a red oval something?. I see something red down there.
Michael Jackson was creepy, tho.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Wow...that is a DISTURBING pic...I mean, where exactly is MJ's hidden hand???? It's gotta be on that boy's ass????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:47pm.
I think that the fact that MC (who is totally covering his little stuff btw) never said a word about MJ speaks volumes about what he did to little kids. Just sayin'.
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You know he could easily exploit that for PR too... and hasn't? So, yeah...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:49pm.
Calm down. It was a joke.
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Borg sucks peen for nothing!
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God...I need some propofol.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by WildBee on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:03pm.
Why is Macaulay covering up his genitals in that picture?
isn't the answer obvious?
it's too gross, I mean, of all the cool men and women he could have been friends with, he chose children??????
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God...I need some propofol.
I think that the fact that MC (who is totally covering his little stuff btw) never said a word about MJ speaks volumes about what he did to little kids. Just sayin'.
The Sun was confused. They found his sperm ON Blanket.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:40pm.
I love it when Daffy Duck says preposterous!
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Me too!!! ;P *spits everywhere* ;P
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by BorgQueen on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:49pm.
Calm down. It was a joke.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I cant believe you guys think Mac Culkin is sucking peen for $. That fucker has residuals for the rest of his life for those freakin Home Alones, My Girl, etc movies. He doesnt ever have to work again. In kinda makes sense that he would avoid the limelight as an adult. Remember his fame broke his family apart with his mom accusing the dad of stealing the kids' money. It was a very sad affair. From what I remember Mac got emanicipated from his parent to proteect his money.
I dont think MJ was sexually intimate with kids in the way we think. I believe MJ hung out with the kids as if he was a kid himself. We all know his Peter Pan persona. If Mac was molested by MJ as a kid, I doubt Mac would have agreed to be the godfather of 2 of his kids. And if Mac was seeking attention, he would have put on a performance like Brooke Shield did at the MJ memorial.
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Resistance is Futile!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:32pm.
Hi Momus!
On Topic: I think Webster is the father of those kids.
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Kim "Tootie" Fields is the baby mama.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hi Momus!
On Topic: I think Webster is the father of those kids.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 6:13pm.
I'm more shocked that Macaley actually has a spokesperson/PR.
I would have guessed he was pumping gas somewhere in the Ozarks & giving head for spare change.
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Hi, S.B.
That's how he affords to have a spokewhore.
@Slutts
I'm amazed at the women who are claiming to be his baby mama. Gross.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I'm more shocked that Macaley actually has a spokesperson/PR.
I would have guessed he was pumping gas somewhere in the Ozarks & giving head for spare change.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:50pm.
Somewhere in this mess is a joke: how many men does it take to father a child?
Apparently 8-10 for MK's offspring.
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With 5 to 6 women as the mommy.
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Momus, it would take Maury with the help of Connie Chang at least a month to get through the list of egg & sperm donors.
edited: errrr... Connie Chung
This picture has always made me uncomfortable.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:50pm.
Somewhere in this mess is a joke: how many men does it take to father a child?
Apparently 8-10 for MK's offspring.
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With 5 to 6 women as the mommy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Somewhere in this mess is a joke: how many men does it take to father a child?
Apparently 8-10 for MK's offspring.
Piffle. Piffle. Piffle.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I love it when Daffy Duck says preposterous!
I met his rep. several years ago in my previous life and this is exaaaactly the kinda thing she'd say. She was pretty funny, actually, if I remember correctly. LOL.
This picture doesn't surprise me, Macaulay Culkin not being Blanket's daddy doesn't surprise me...Macaulay Culkin having a rep does fucking surprise me!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oscar the grouch has a dog named Preposterous. I think that's loads more interesting than this story.
Blanket wasn't made from Mack's tadpoles.
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
HEY> What is MJ's other hand doing behind MacDaddy? Is Jacko digging for sunshine gold? Is he blocking the hole in the dike with his finger?
Submitted by WildBee on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:03pm.
Why is Macaulay covering up his genitals in that picture?
Because theres an anti-semetic boy fucker behind him!
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
Submitted by WildBee on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 5:03pm.
Why is Macaulay covering up his genitals in that picture?
isn't the answer obvious?
it's too gross, I mean, of all the cool men and women he could have been friends with, he chose children??????
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
That picture is just too creepy for words.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Why is Macaulay covering up his genitals in that picture?
wonder if any truth will ever come out about any of this mess...
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The publicist should have followed up with "And don't you ever!"
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http://thebitchywaiter.com/
Is it wrong that i am little disappointed that it's not true?