Monday, August 31st 2009
Bulge Factor
Meet Steve, just a regular dude with a mullet who wanted to give the world a little taste of his soothing singing voice, but instead gave us an eyeful (and throatful, ugh).
On UK's The X-Factor over the weekend, Steve sang "It's My Party" while the judges and audience laughed at the major party going on in his crotch area. And what in the Elephantitis hell is going on in his crotch area? Steve either has a major case of Cisco Adler-itis or he's got peen for daaaaaays. Or maybe he stuffed a Susan Boyle doll down there for good luck?
Poor Steve. All he wants to do is sing, but his big bulge just won't let him be great.
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I don't know about THIS guy, but that Jonas/Jonah-dude--HELL of a stimulus package.
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Aww..poor guy
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I bet you that if the same bulge was on a really hot looking guy, the reaction would not have been horror and disgust...they would all be creaming their panties full of lust. Too bad he didn't pull a Susan Boyle and blew everyone off the water with an amazing voice. I was hoping for that.
And it looks like Simon trimmed or shaved his chest fur. His decoletage looks smooth in that V-neck. Fur usually crawls all the way to his throat. LOL
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I have a good friend with this condition, only his is much bigger. It's a groin hernia.
It's his party...in his pants.
He's got Creepy Pedo Eyes (Sung to the tune of "Betty Davis Eyes").
"Simon! Have you seen his trousers!?!?"
LMAO
OMG people, stop feeling sorry for this guy, I guarantee the whole thing was a stupid set up!
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omg i actually felt sad and sorry for this man :/
and everyone laughing at him, and the camera kept zooming in on it :(
aww.
I was getting prepared to say "Poor old man" before watching this, but I realized at the beginning of the clip that his crotch area looks closer to normal. I thought it was only once he got onstage it was big and so maybe it was just a gag, but I rewatched and noticed that by the time he's talking to the blonde lady it was also "swollen". So... I have no clue.
That broke my heart to watch. I think it's a colostomy bag because at one point, it looks like the lower part of a rectangle. sadness
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So wrong on so many levels...
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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:41pm.
Yes wierd old guys at the Y.
I used the swimming pool at the Y but I'd walk...run through the locker room with *blinders* on. LOL
It looks like he has some condition that caused his balls to swell up to the size of a grapefruit. I used to see old men in the locker room with balls swollen up to the size of cantaloupes when I worked out at the Y. They used to just walk around naked, like they were all proud of it, shoving it in everyone's face. It was deeply disturbing. I'm scarred for life. I used to have nightmares about that happening to me. Fucking Y. Never get a membership at the Y. Its not worth it people.
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I can't stop watching this...
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "That is the fakest, most contrived footage I've ever seen on tv..."
Thank you. After watching that fake Susan Boyle crap, I've gotten wise to their shtick. Fake fake fake-o.
Submitted by chatteryteeth on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:16pm.
I can't really laugh at this poor man because most likely he has a medical condition going on.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 8:35pm.
Simon seemed to be looking at that guy in awe......
Exactly. Everyone on that panel secretly wanted the elephant trunk in one way or the other.
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I can't really laugh at this poor man because most likely he has a medical condition going on. I'd wager a groin hernia. For reference, http://img.medscape.com/fullsize/migrated/editorial/clinupdates/2000/357... NSFW.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:47pm.
HAHAHA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyO2k96MOf0
DeeDee LOL!! Daaaaaa Balls.
Steve should have taken the zero. :(
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:31pm.
I prefer low hangin' peen. But that's just me.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:45pm.
Is it just me or does MK have a unusual fascination with low hangin' balls?
Don't we all?
hehehe...I said "footage"....
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That is the fakest, most contrived footage I've ever seen on tv...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The entire thing is hilarious. I actually surprised I haven't read a Patrick Dennis quote about a kangaroo...
Something very wrong is going on down there...
take away the head and id totally be curious
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Simon seemed to be looking at that guy in awe......
Robbie Williams year 2024.
OMG he looks beat. And sings beat. Might have been better if he performed nude (unless that is a rubber doll down there)
You all are so mean! Obviously Steve wasn't auditioning for a singing gig. He was auditioning for the Megan Fox muffle position while she's not on screen. GAH!
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This has got to be made up.
Obviously, he won't be singing the Irish national anthem anytime soon.
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Steve has a great future ahead of him...in porn...
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Oh wow not sure what to think about the situation down there. I need a day to think about this.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:40pm.
I know this is so off topic! but can anybody tell me if we have already ask if this dude is the real father of that little girl?
we may have, but I dont remember!
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I've not heard the rumor, but I don't know much about J.G. and her past loves.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:22pm.
If those are his balls, they would knock your teeth out if he fucked you from behind! Sorry for the visual.
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I dun wanna think about the head injury from a violent teabagging session.
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You gals are just looking at it from the wrong end. If he did you from behind, those gonads would be walloping your yes, yes spot. Not that I know a lick about geography mind ya.
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FECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My mental GPS won't take me to that geographical place.
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oops... too late!
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I'd hit it!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:22pm.
If those are his balls, they would knock your teeth out if he fucked you from behind! Sorry for the visual.
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I dun wanna think about the head injury from a violent teabagging session.
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You gals are just looking at it from the wrong end. If he did you from behind, those gonads would be walloping your yes, yes spot. Not that I know a lick about geography mind ya.
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FECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My mental GPS won't take me to that geographical place.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:39pm.
BWHAHA! I did that for YOU Slutts! LOL~
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Aaaaagh, the visual... *purposely conjures up image of Bunny Goddess & La Pequena wrestling nekkid*
He ought to give ole Susie Boyle his snausage. That would make her howl like a proud cat lady!
I think I just puked up in my mouth...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:42pm
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*furiously rethinking position*
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