Hot Slut Of The Day!

Dawn Fraser - A four-time Olympic gold medalist, contestant on Australia's Dancing with the Stars and now an expert dick bone kicker. You know, one of the rules of life is that you don't fuck with (or annoy) a memaw, because they just don't give a dick. Especially a memaw on vacation! Some dude who was trying to rob 71-year-old Dawn learned this lesson the hard way.

Dawn said she was at her daughter's house when a man broke through the front gate and came at her, "This guy came out of the gate and grabbed me and I grabbed him by the ear and I kicked him in the groin. So he had to let me go. He threatened my life and I got really annoyed about that and just grabbed him by the ear and the hair. I have got a titanium knee so it must have hurt him. I came up for a holiday and here I am being threatened with my life and all our sort of security has been taken."

The cops were called and two dudes were arrested.

That's right. Who cares if they threatened to kill her ass, they threatened to eff up her vacation and that is worse. Annoying is right! Keep breaking evil bitches with your titanium knee, Dawn.

(For Micah)

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

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Submitted by threed on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:38am.

dawn is a great aussie icon. i'll be voting for her :)

Submitted by MicahSkin on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 6:18pm.

YAY! Used my suggestion! I rock!

Anyhoo, if she gets/wins (And she will, YOU gonna tell her she lost?!) the HSotW or HSotYear awards, I'd take out the "Slut" part and put "Empowering Woman" cause if not, she's swim to the frikkin US in record time, rip a stripper pole out of the ground of a Miley Cyrus concert and come gunning for all of our Asses!

Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:14pm.

we coulda used her in munich....what was her event in the olympics?
butch security guard?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by Ben.N on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:55am.

This is awesome. You go girl! The world needs to hear more of these courageous stories not only about the famous who bring criminals down but others as well. casino

Submitted by KG on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:57am.

She's awesome!

Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:51am.

4 Olympic golds in 100m free. She killed her swimming career in the 1964 Tokyo Olympics when she swam the moat to the Imperial Palace to steal the national flag. She was kicked off the AU team and became a pub-keeper (which explains the martial arts).

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Submitted by putas on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:41am.

She is FANTASTIC. SO casual "he threatened my life and i really got annoyed by that.." I love people who are bad ass under pressure. those are the people i admire. Yes!

Totally reminds me of that Malcolm Gladwell book i read recently (interesting, i recommend it to anyone it's good:) called 'Blink' There are people who can react in quickly and handle emergencies. This is def. one of those people.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:09am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:33am.

Hahahaha! I gotta couple lil' stroppers at home. Wait, that doesn't sound right. :P

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:03am.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:29am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:35am.

Stroppy? That's a new one for me. *incorporating into my slang word list*
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Yes I'd forgotten about it too, until joe shmoe jr "threw a strop" yesterday and I spontaneously thought, "What a stroppy little bastid"

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:59am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:35am.

Stroppy? That's a new one for me. *incorporating into my slang word list*

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:56am.

C-Word - LOL, good one!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:53am.

Taking Memaw Crotch to a whole new level! TEAM MEMAW!

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Submitted by WallyRaffle on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:07am.

aww now i luff her even more. i gots to get me a titanium knee

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:06am.

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:12am.
Memaw with titanium knee - 1
Robber's cajones - 0
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Shouldn't that be:
Memaw with titanium knee - 2

;)

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GBS

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:05am.

Awww..Dawn was a national Aussie hero back in the day. Now she's a stroppy old dyke and we still lubs her.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:42am.

it's freaking me out how much she looks like she could be one of my uncles, LOL the family resemblence is uncanny!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:42am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:11am.

Is she from Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians???
GO MEEMAW!!!!
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LOL - I thought the same thing when I saw that!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:42am.

Memaw with titanium knee - 1
Robber's cajones - 0

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:41am.

Is she from Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians???
GO MEEMAW!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:40am.

Stop! Or My Memaw Will Kick!

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