Uterus Abuse: Michelle Duggar Is Knocked Up With Her 19th BABY!!!!!
Everybody, please gather around, hold hands and bow your heads for Michelle Duggar's lady parts, because they are going to go through some fucked up traumatic shit for like the zillionth time! Jim Bob, Michelle and their massive neverending child army were on Today this morning where they announced that they are expecting baby #19!!!!! Yes, the baby addict is getting her fix again! BABEHS just keep popping out of that clown car vag!
The 42-year-old babyhead told Meredith Vieira, "We are so thrilled. We just couldn't believe it is happening." Jim Bob added, "This never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We are looking forward to our first grand baby and our 19th child."
Never gets old?! Tell that to Michelle's uterus! That poor thing has been holding up a white flag since baby #10 and nobody is listening. When baby #19 is about to come somersaulting out, Michelle's uterus is going to grab on to its feet while screaming "TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!" All it wants to do is to get out of that crazy bitch's body, head to the nearest crack house and drown its pain in the bad shit. Do you blame it? Even Ken Seeley from Intervention is shaking his head and saying, "Do you what you gotta do, Duggar Uterus."
Michelle added that she knows at her age there are certain risks (i.e. her pussy could fall off and throw itself into incoming traffic). Michelle says as far as she knows, her fetus is doing well. Michelle and the entire family would know! If they want to check on her fetus, they just have to pack a few granola bars, crawl into her vag, skip down her pussy tunnel toward her womb and wave to the fetus. Seriously, when Michelle is done being a human popcorn machine, she can open up a theme park in there. WOMBLAND!
Michelle and Jim Bob's oldest child, Joshua, is also expecting a baby friend this October with his wife. Michelle 3-months pregnant and is due in the spring.
In case you didn't know, all of the Duggars 18 children have names starting with the letter J. Michelle said that the family has already printed up a list of J names for boys and girls that they haven't used yet. How about "JUSTSTOPTHISFUCKERYALREADY Duggar"?
And here's a list of all of the Duggar children. While reading it, you might want to pet your vag and reassure it that you will never ever do this to it:
- Joshua James, 21
- Jane Marie, 19
- John-David, 19
- Jill Michelle, 18
- Jessa Lauren, 16
- Jinger Nicole, 15
- Joseph Garrett, 14
- Josiah Matthew, 13
- Joy-Anna, 11
- Jedidiah Robert, 10
- Jeremiah Robert, 10
- Jason Michael, 9
- James Andrew, 8
- Justin Samuel, 6
- Jackson Levi, 5
- Johanna Faith, 3
- Jennifer Danielle, 2
- Jordyn-Grace, 8 months
VIA Popeater
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I can't wait till this woman hits menopause. She probably won't even notice it though because I doubt she's had a period for 21 years considering she's been PREGNANT ALL THE TIME.
Well at least they are not Muslim
Well at least they are not Muslim
Well at least they are not Muslim
Well at least they are not Muslim
Well at least they are not Muslim
Well at least they are not Muslim
These people should be ashamed of themselves! Selfish, assholes who read the bible as the way through life.
Well guess what folk? You are supposed to love and raise your children not have half of them raise the other half!
I can"t wait to read some of the books these kids are going to be writing in a few years! Talk about child abuse and neglect.
Aw, my name came from a printed list of what's still available? How meaningful.
by MadameLollipop on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 2:51am.
Menopause, where the fuck are you?!
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with our luck, she won't ever stop having babies
I watched this last night. They looked so stupid in Washington in suits and ties and the other teenagers in shorts and tank tops. The girls of course had on their regular stupid long skirts and home perms.
Remember when they went to the lake that time and the girls said that they don't wear swimsuits but "Modesty Suits"? What the hell. They didn't show them swimming I would love to see them swuimming in a Queen Victoria type swimsuit.
P.S my son has Down Syndrome and I was 24 years old when I had him. He is 14 and he is WAY cooler than any of the Duggers. Seriously,he is.
Again, family seems happy and content with their situation so whoopdeedoo.
However, it reminds me of an ant colony with Michelle as the queen ant squeezing out babies and the other ants take the baby as she squeezes out more. Perhaps even a queen bee maybe, I wonder if she would keep this up if she didn't have her worker ants and bees?
Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 6:23pm.
I think this dumb bitch is chasing after the elusive big "O," which I doubt this backwoods hick is capable of giving her.
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Well what do you expect when probably her g-spot walked out during one of the births offended they like J better than G.
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sigh. the girls name isnt jane, its jana. i wish i didnt know this >.< i have their names memorized in order. i know this is going to end up on a trivial pursuit card someday!
i still dont think anyone commented on my question: do you think she'll stop having babies if she gets ONE mentally/medically challenged (autistic, downs, retardation, etc) child? Do you think she'd abort because it wouldnt 'fit' into her family style (a take on lifestyle, if you will)? If she does have an challenged baby, who will be responsible for raising it- HER or her female children- and would it be "right" of her to put that pressure on them and not take responsibility herself?
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
LOL, if you wanna have lots of babies, what do you do? Give them double names, to make the whole thing even more complicated.
Let's put religious beliefs aside for a moment. What about the way the world is running right now. Too many people out of work, no money, resources drying up and running low. A Family of four puts a drain on society. I can only imagine what a family of 21 can do. Think about. The amount of Toilet paper they got through alone has probably wiped out (no pun intended)an entire forest. They need to find another hobby or buy a TV. Don't get me wrong all life is precious and I hope that the baby is born healthy, but you have to draw a line somewhere on the insanity of it all.
Menopause, where the fuck are you?!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:19am.
I dunno, man. I think they're all gonna be gay. Jim Bob included.
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ha! That would be poetic justice. Instead of the child army for their whack ass misogynist cult who can't increase their follower base any other way, they swell the ranks of the Homosexual Agenda Army booahahahaha! and good night!
This is so sad to admit, but I named all 3 of my boys "J" names.
Jeffrey
Jonathan
Jeremy
But, after 3 boys in five years, I figured out my 'quivver" was full.
BTW....... didn't she have the last 1 or 2 C-Section?? After 3, my doctor told me no more and tied the tubes. So what's Michelle gonna do if her uterus burst from too much strain???
Living well is the best revenge.......
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:56pm.
hahahahahahahahahaha TRUST
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
I dunno, man. I think they're all gonna be gay. Jim Bob included.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
I have good news for this lovely bible-reading folks: according to statistics at least one of their boys is going to be gay.
And since when do you write Ginger with a "J"??????
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Her oldest son married a woman with the same name as her who will be giving birth at roughly the same time as she is. There has GOT to be something in the Bible about THAT!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
There should be a toll-on-the-earth-and-the-taxpayer tax bill sent to these bonehead bible beaters. Or better yet: Send them to a real "god-fearin'" country littered with slums full of women who can't stop breeding due to lack of access to birth control among other fucked up shit. FUCK PC bullshit rationalization of this crap.
I do't think there's any problem with having as many behehs as you can handle but clearly these ass holes are NOT handling all those kids-the older ones are raising the younger ones.
I will sadly admit I have watched thier show and seen and heard mmichelle admit herself that each older child is paired up with a younger one to take care of.
WTF
Those kids didn't make the baby friends. I think adult children living at home definatley have a responsibility to contribute to the house hold, but 16 year olds need to be out having sex of thier own (with condoms :D) and drinking strawberry hill!!! they would seriously be more well rounded. The kids are paying the price for thier parents stupidity.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:15pm.
pfft!... that chick's got grand theft auto written all over her!LOL!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:08pm.
just you wait... next picture.. he's smokin' a joint!... trust!... heehee!
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And he's gonna get it from his big sister (right, rear, all denim) who looks like she's been smoking for a couple years already;p
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:08pm.
just you wait... next picture.. he's smokin' a joint!... trust!... heehee!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:56pm.
you can find a middle in this brood?.. hat's off to ya!LOL!
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He's the only one old enough to know better who's not smiling. THAT's how I found him!;p
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:56pm.
you can find a middle in this brood?.. hat's off to ya!LOL!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
That one in the middle - looking off to the side - one day he's gwan kill them all. Trust.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:47pm.
i just thought it might bring a whole new meaning to relish!HAHA!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
What kinda fucking name is Jedidiah? Jinger? that's a stretch. These people - they're taking up too much space and they're not using it well.
No Jerome? No Jacqueline? No Jeremy...? No Julia...?
Camon! It's not like they din't have chances!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
ESE lol!!! Does it matter at this point?!? Jeebus.
Put a plug in it already
lol ESE! I know..I understand. (grabs smarties candy)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:32pm.
Earth is about to self destruct. The end!
*grabs vodka and kahlua*... what?!... the important things, ya know?
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Earth is about to self destruct. The end!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:24pm.
*wonders what condiments were involved*...
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
STOP. Doing. It. *throws a hotdog down a hallway and leaves*
Ridiculous. There is no way she can possibly give those kids the attention they need and to me, that's abuse.
Well, I bet being knocked up for the past 22 years has saved her a few eggs, so I wonder if she'll have really late menopause...And if that happens, bad shit will certainly happen because she won't stop until she has to.
Also, there are twins named Jedediah and Jeremiah. I can barely say those names together without messing it up. They'll probably name a kid Jeremy, just for spite against Jeremiah. And they'll probably name the next kid Jordann so it'll have to be confused with Jordyn all it's life.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Time for that tubal ligation and vaginoplasty.
Too bad she doesn't like anal sex.
I think this dumb bitch is chasing after the elusive big "O," which I doubt this backwoods hick is capable of giving her.
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I'm shocked that not one of these kids is named Jesus.
Irresponsible pigs, oynk
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Well said, Possum!!!!
I read that they "would welcome as many children as God would give them."
God: NOOOOO!!! QUIT FUCKING ALREADY!!!!