Detective La Toya's New Music Video!
When Detective La Toya dedicated her single "Home" to her brother she said that she wasn't going to do any press for it or make a music video. Weeeeeeeeeeeell, she didn't mean any of that, because here's a video for the song. Toy Toy made it for all of her fans (aka her plastic surgeon and me). The video can be downloaded at iTunes and all proceeds go to the Toy Toy Will Get To The Bottom of Everything Foundation. No, proceeds go to AIDS Project LA.
The video, which I'm pretty sure was directed by Olan Mills, shows a virginal Toy Toy reminiscing about her childhood while trolling around Mimi's "Always Be My Baby" set. It's a truly precious video, but I kept waiting for Joe Jackson to pop out from behind that tree with a switch in his hand.
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was she not born with her own personality or something? EVERYTHING about her is Michael. her face, her music. what a copycat.
I'm sorry about a couple of sec's into this, and I get a case of that not-so-fresh feeling.. Wow, who needs an enema, when you have such masterpieces to enjoy..
-PS>How sad that the guy did not have his brothers and sisters as his kids' guardians.. and here she is, pretending to be joint at the hip with her brother.. and where was she when he was going to extreme measures just to sleep a wink?I doubt she was making Campbell's tomato soup for his kids in the kitchen and cutting out dinosaur shaped sandwiches for their lunches..
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"I kept waiting for Joe Jackson to pop out from behind that tree with a switch in his hand."
Bahahaha!!!!!! I spit out my drink reading that, LMAO!!! Wow, this song is terrible. I was just watching her on tv backstabbing Michael in '93. Who on earth would believe this shit after that? And the words don't even make sense. FAIL.
Prepare yourselves for lots of MJ Memorial concerts and pathetic attempts to revive "never had" careers.
The song sucks. And the video is totally Mariah.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:06am.
I made it to 3 seconds.
Needs more cowbell.
BTW, I wonder if MJ had AIDS??? Seriously. Maybe he used make up to cover the lesions. And the dramatic weight loss.
LaToilet... are you trying to tell us SOMETHING with your dedication to the AIDS charity in honor of Wacko Jacko?????
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He had VITILIGO. A skin disorder that causes depigmentation. That's why he wore makeup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15TSEKXXIvI
MJ's dead the cameras are concentrated of what's left of the tribe. Quick lets all make a video b4 we slip quietly back into obscurity..
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Worst. Song. Ever.
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This is so stunning! Toy has truly outdone herself and it's all going to a good cause. I can't believe she's actually older than Madonna! La Toya truly doesn't look a day over 21.
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
good cause, but i'd rather just write a check than buy this shit.
toyexperience.blogspot.com.. not something i'd like to experience anytime soon.
This is not music.
I dropped better music than this in the toilet this morning.
If it's a tribute to Michael, where are all the 12 year old boys?
They killed Mikey!
OLAN MILLS is all she can afford.
Has anyone seen THIS version of LaToya's HOME video?
"Flo-ing Home"
http://tiny.cc/FloingHome
A crazy mash-up with some crazy infomercial from the early 90's.
I kept waiting for Joe Jackson to pop out from behind that tree with a switch in his hand.
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bwahahahaha aint it the troot. The Jackson family are resilient if nuthin else. While ppl who never met MJ still cry every day at his loss, it's bidness as usual for the Jacksons as it has been really since The Afternoon Of.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
"I kept waiting for Joe Jackson to pop out from behind that tree with a switch in his hand."
Oh,my God. If only!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
OMG - So LaToya was ALWAYS light - but NEVER as purty as this girl up there. Check it out! Old Style MJ and LaToya - all natural!:
http://i32.tinypic.com/2ce0jdh.jpg
Crazazay!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Wow. This just goes to show you what marketing, stylists, and a good producer can do... She actually sounds no better or worse than Janet. The marketing "package" of Janet just works better because more money has been put behind it.
Oh, and it sucks major donkey balls, just in case anyone was thinking I am supporting this crap.
what is she saying, that's not singing.
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"buhhh nanas" Rachel Zoe
I see others agree - white chiffon lacy dress and outdoor swing = douche commercial.
It totally is like an Olan Mills set! I swear ToyToy walked right by the fence that I hung on as a cowboy when I was 3. I recognize the lake... it's close to the tree stump where my mom made me pose in an awesome yellow and black bow-tie outfit with animal print suspenders and shorts. I see the rope swing where I sat in my Easter Day outfit. Where's the baseball park area? I know it's right by there. Hmmm, and I always wondered why I decided to be a model!
GO. AWAY.
STOP THE CIRCUS.
Bury the man already and stop fame-whoring LaToya... *eyeroll*
It may be for a good cause but COME ON already.
Enough.
Pleasant. For a good cause, even.
A righteous fretless bass solo would've warmed it up nicely.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:49am.
Do these Jackson siblings have Mike's corpse propped up by the door and rub it for luck on their way out the door in pursuit of some new way to profit from their brother's death?
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i have tears from reading that--hysterical!!!!! oh and i love the olan mills reference...i've got some really shitty 80's family portraits from them i try to keep under wraps....
Wasn't it Latoya that was giving interviews when Michael was in court and she was saying he was a pervert?
Hmmm? So her song about how families all stick together is BS.
She is just trying to make $$$$$$$ off her brothers death.
Hmm. La Toya's jeans need mending.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:46am.
Made it a whole 5 seconds of La Toilet's Summer's Eve commercial here
AH-HAHAHAHA!!!! So true.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump."
What a shitty song. Dreadful.
The Bridges of Madison County have been tainted by her
Ahhahha... "directed by Olan Mills"!
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:06am
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Ooooh! I love it.
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Bottom-feeder.
I made it to 3 seconds.
Needs more cowbell.
BTW, I wonder if MJ had AIDS??? Seriously. Maybe he used make up to cover the lesions. And the dramatic weight loss.
LaToilet... are you trying to tell us SOMETHING with your dedication to the AIDS charity in honor of Wacko Jacko?????
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:58am.
That video was only 4 minutes but I feel like I've been waterboarded for hours.
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Big LOL's!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:58am.
That video was only 4 minutes but I feel like I've been waterboarded for hours.
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I'm amazed we actually bothered to watch it. We must be suckers for punishment.
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Bottom-feeder.
That video was only 4 minutes but I feel like I've been waterboarded for hours.
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"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you!" - Oscar Wilde
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"I kept waiting for Joe Jackson to pop out from behind that tree with a switch in his hand."
LMAO, all the Jacksons need a good beating for what they've done since his death.
~~Becca
I really just said that, didn't I?
I just know that, by the time I get home and am able to watch this, the video will have been taken down.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
I see she and Mooriah share that love of "innocent" girly things like meadows and swings and ponies and cuddly puppies. And ripped denim. (?!)
She probably collects Precious Moments figurines.
"...but I kept waiting for Joe Jackson to pop out from behind that tree with a switch in his hand".
Bwahahahahahaaaaa LMFAO!!!
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Just wait until she is on DWTS!!
I know Detective Toya said this is for charity, but why does this video still leave a bad taste in my mouth?
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Bottom-feeder.
Looks like one of those 1970's douche commercials.
LOL! Joe Jackson with a switch!
Do these Jackson siblings have Mike's corpse propped up by the door and rub it for luck on their way out the door in pursuit of some new way to profit from their brother's death?
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I am not a pussy.
"I kept waiting for Joe Jackson to pop out from behind that tree with a switch in his hand."
LMAO!!!
The song is called "Home". Getting a whoopin would definitely remind her of home.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Wow, I guess LaToya has to fuck kids now to make some money.
4 minutes?! GOOD LORD.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Made it a whole 5 seconds of La Toilet's Summer's Eve commercial here
Who needs Green Tea and Hoodia appetitie suppressents when you have THIS.
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Cock-a-doodle-do, any cock will do!