Tuesday, September 1st 2009
Neeeeeigh: The Return Of Carrie Bradshaw
Sarah Jessica Parker stuffed her veiny hooves (which kind of look like pesto chicken) into a pair of Louboutins (pronounced: overpriced shit) for the first day of filming on Sex (Only With The Help Of Replens) and the Retirement Community 2. That means you will probably see endless amounts of pictures of the 3 hags and Mrs. Rojo Caliente frolicking all over NYC while filming this mess. I can't wait to see Samantha working a Louis Vuitton colostomy bag.
Personally, I'm excited about this for one reason and one reason only: Possibly new pictures of the reclusive gayelle unicorn that is ROJO CALIENTE!!! YES! It's been ages. I tried to lure her out by leaving a trail of Home Depot coupons, but it didn't work.
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This is why I only wear heels higher than an inch on very, very special occasions.
Sarah Jessica Pony is as annoying as they come but I do love SATC. Always will.
Submitted by Meeshie on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:09pm.
Who gives a shit about "SatC2" I wanna see "Hocus Pocus 2"!
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giggling out loud to myself at the thought of hocus pocus 2...loving d-listed especially today, it saved me from doing some hood rat shit today (chugging back glass of wine while commenting)
@MK: Yowch!!
My Little Pony need to put away her Manolo Blowsonit and get some black rubber boots. He veiny ass feet are busted. Her feet look like Vadges'hands.
Plectostomus - I swear every day your avie makes me laugh out loud unintentionally to the point where ppl turn their heads. Love it!
Meanwhile, that should be LOIS Vuitton - Louis's octogenarian Florida-retiree mother with her own colostomy bag line.
And those feet probably scare small children.
Done.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Why can't they just leave well enough alone?! I loved the series, but hated the first movie. The second movie will certainly be worse.
Not another series/ movie about her and Big and their fucked up relationship!
Who gives a shit about "SatC2" I wanna see "Hocus Pocus 2"!
*laughing* @"giant-ass wart that used to sit on her big Hapsburg jaw." Love you Dirk. Too true.
She needs to eat some sammies.
For once she isn't wearing a ridiculous outfit.
Oh Michael K, I love you soooo much, this post was brilliant, love the writing, the Rojo Calliente stuff is just ridick.... You're truly an inspiration, love you, you crazy, brilliant bitch !!!
The more her face sinks, the bigger that shnozz gets. Damn!
double post---oopss
OMG I HATED Berger!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Fabulous shoes, and I see she got rid of her chin mole. Finally.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:42am.
This series should have been out to pasture when they introduced Berger to the show. It was pretty lame after that with the exception of the finale.
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To me, the finale was the corniest, lamest thing I'd ever seen in a long ass time. Baryshnikov and SJP had ZERO chemistry and it was painful watching him act. It was so predictable and stupid the way Big runs after her. Haven't we seen this plot in a million movies before?
Master Blaster glad to know that a straight guy actually leaves comments on dlisted even if you are a bit of a chauvinist. But that said I agree with what you say. No straight man in this universe thinks old and skinny is hot. And certainly no straight man likes those stupid clothes. Pat Field the stylist is the biggest dyke with no talent. Woman who are not from NYC worship this shit because they come grew up in cornfields with Moms who thought Liberace was straight and double wides were classy.xx
It could be age but her feet may also be swollen from being on heels all day in the heat. Women should know this. Mine get like that and I'm 25. Just saying.
Submitted by Oh my darlin Cl... on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:12pm.
Spill it. But not the ending please.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I despise everything that's SATC!!! I never ever got into it all, I always thought it sucked. Soooo many women love it, I feel like there may be something wrong with me for hating it so much.
OK, it's time to pack up the high heels when the veins on your feet are bigger than your face. Ew.
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Dammit! I WAS going to have pesto chicken for dinner. Thanks, Michael!
what is today, scary pic Tuesday, those veins in her feet!!!! No matter how much she pays for shoes she still has those feet, cant she get them removed, something??
SJP looks great. I am still on the fence about having another SATC Movie however.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:55am.
didn't she play a witch in a bad disney/family movie???
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Kathy Najimy, who lost her career when she lost her weight, oddly enough.
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This made me really curious...mostly, I was tryna know what she looks like now...but she works. She does a lot of voice work for both TV and movies; she's had a few projects every year for long time: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001562/
I had also wondered if, because she was considered a character actress, she was cast out for trying to be...like: the love interest....and maybe that's why she does so much voice work...
O yeah - and that movie wasn't bad! It was AWESOME!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
snideychick, Jeepster, I think she has hit the age where she can look as good as possible if she has a healthy amount of weight. But at some point your body doesn't look any good if you don't have any flesh on your bones, and your face looks like shit.
Good mention of Catherine Deneuve, who is twenty fucking years older than MyLittlePony and looks fucking awesome. Wasn't she the one who said it's either your figure or your face at some point, and she chose face? (Not that either is bad in her case, but she isn't a bobblehead God bless her!)
i know the storyline for this movie and totally wanna blab! would u really mind? nah but this is going to be another outrageous time in nyc for anyone with a skirt on. am i the only one whos seen ppl go crazy over satc??
Dang did everyone start their fucking periods today?
I do love that dress :)
As long as Jennifer Hudson isn't in it, I'm fine. She can't act and her casting was so odd.
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Agreed. I didn't see Dream Girls. I am assuming that it was a fluke because she was painful in the movie.
And seriously, it defied credulity that Carrie needed a personal assistant.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:55am.
didn't she play a witch in a bad disney/family movie???
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To a T. And the movie was "Hocus Pocus" with Better Midler and Kathy Najimy, who lost her career when she lost her weight, oddly enough.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:55am.
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didn't she play a witch in a bad disney/family movie???
she did, the witches of something
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snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:53am.
yepyepyep your avie reminds me of her face!
my avie is prettier :P
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Snideychick sez:
It's not just the feet, the whole body is veiny, sinewy icky! This chick needs to eat and gain about 5 lbs. to flesh out her body.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:50am.
im sorry to say this but SJP should not be on tv every time I see the show I cannot get over how truly repulsive her face is, she looks almost like a caricature of a witch, im very sorry to say
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didn't she play a witch in a bad disney/family movie???
yepyepyep your avie reminds me of her face!
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im sorry to say this but SJP should not be on tv every time I see the show I cannot get over how truly repulsive her face is, she looks almost like a caricature of a witch, im very sorry to say
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Jesus! Thumbnail 6......I should neva open the thumbnails....she looks like a Death's Head with a bad wig. And mind you - this is with makeup, lighting, and camera-angles. If she came up to you at the Stop & Shop, you'd fall to your knees, clutching your rosary beads, and fling mangoes at her hoping for a lucky shot...
THAT NECK!!!!!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
They may as well milk it. Aint nuthin else going on.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Her feet look like that horrifying thing that was found growing on the side of that sewage drain - posted right here on D-listed a while back. I'd look for it but I don't want to see it again.
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Ok, I like what i"ve seen of her personality on TV when she isn't acting. I like the fact that she isn't a famewhore and seems to live a relatively normal and low profile life. I'm a female so I appreciate her style and confidence in clothes. Chill out.
I do think the double standard is sad though. Golden girls? These women are in their early forties, not seventies. Kim is 50 and looks fabulous. Botox or not, she looks a hell of a lot better than 23 year old HoHan and other young hollywood whores
Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:38am.
I do not find SJP ugly - my only beef with her is that she is too fucking skinny!!!
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She is way too thin and it's not natural. If you look at her back in the early to mid 90's, she had more meat on her bones. She started to thin out around the time SATC came out.
"Veiny Hooves"....LOL MK - yes, as my Auntie would say: "Her feet look like a bag of worms".
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
gross feet! and i've always hated her hair. it always looks so unhealthy.
wait, what?
The first few season of SATC were great, but they should've packed it in before they did. The movie was better than I thought it would be, but run of the mill. I'm not really sure where they can go with it. As long as Jennifer Hudson isn't in it, I'm fine. She can't act and her casting was so odd.
AT LEAST the giant-ass wart that used to sit on her big Hapsburg jaw is GONE. That thing had its own postal code and could have been equipped with solar panels.
I don't understand WHY she kept it for so long. That protruding chin of hers didn't need anything to draw attention to it -- let alone the Mt. Everest of skin growths!
I do not find SJP ugly - my only beef with her is that she is too fucking skinny!!! I don't think this is a natural skinny (a la Lauren Bacall in her day). I think this is an artificial skinny - a neurotic kind of "food is my enemy" mindset. Which is a shame - as she was cute (in an abstract way) a few years (and pounds) ago. Why do women DO this????Add a few years and subtract pounds...it is NOT the formula for looking good - she looks tired - you'd never catch Catherine Deneuve (sp?) pulling this skeletal, lollipop-head shit...she's older than dirt and she looks GREAT.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I only wear heels SOME of the time, so tell me, do women who wear them all the time have veiny hooves like hers? Or is that a problem she specifically has? And she's getting a case of old lady legs.
And no I don't think she's much of an actress, especially since she's getting stuck in the Jen Anisten rut of playing "flirty hot twentysomethings" way past that age. She's probably a very nice person, but she's basically known for playing a chicklit Mary Sue. We're not talking "Citizen Kane" here.