Even Major Hollywood Movie Stars Do Their Mother's Dishes
Possible Greyhound beater and overall manslut Gerard Butler still keeps it real whenever he goes back to Glasgow and he has his mom to thank for that. Gerry tells the NYDN that his mother is not impressed that he's making millions of dollars and tickling Jennifer Aniston's thirstay poon.
Gerry said, "I go home and they'll cook Christmas dinner, and she's like, ‘C'mon, give a hand, come on, wash the dishes or put the dishes away.' And I'm like, ‘Mom, I am a major Hollywood movie star, I can't be doing this. It's embarrassing.'" Gerry went to say that no matter how much he whines about his shit being made of sparkly gold he always ends up on his hands and knees, wiping her floor.
Gerry needs an abuelita in his life. Bitch wouldn't have even made it to the word "movie," because an abuelita would've cut his tongue out way before then and made menudo out of it.
And you know what's even more embarrassing than a major Hollywood movie star doing dishes? A major Hollywood movie star's mother not having a dishwasher and a Roomba!
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Spittle is a pig. He can't get closer than two feet away when he starts talking ~ look out ~ you WILL be sprayed. It collects in the corners of his mouth. EEEEWWW! On top of that, he's an egotistical pig who is always trying to pick up girls with extremely sexist lies and lines. Go Spittle! What a hunk!!! A hunk of shit, that is!
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I've seen him on a lot of talk shows and he does seem to like to joke around a lot. Nothing the snarktastic crew here at DListed can't handle.
He. Does. Not. Appeal. To. Me. At. All.
ok, i think i have to like gerard now. that was funny. plus he's from glasgow, where my mom's from. never forget riding the bus there and the driver and i not being able to understand each other (though we were both "speaking english").
Someone needs to tell Gerard sarcasm doesn't translate and whatever he says will be picked up and sent via digital slingshot around the world.
Menudo? I thought that was a revolving boy band in the 80's from Puerto Rico.
Si this douche needs an abuelita bad!!! I just had the best motherbleeping menudo today! Homemade with love from only the freshest ingredients!
Homemade menudo is a beutiful thing.
Oh & Gerry?? pull your Hollywood movie star head out of your ass douchebag
I honestly think he was just joking.
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This dude is FUGLY!! Quit it MK....
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Aww, what a shithead to treat Mom like that! And after SHE cooked the dinner, too.
Mine would've glared and pulled the whole "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" You don't mess w/Mama.
Hopefully he was joking...tho dude's not very funny. Or at all attractive.
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"I am a major Hollywood movie star" ... in his dreams.
What's with his Olsen Mouth?
i'd hit that.
His Mum prolly makes him come home to Glasgow on a regular basis in order to give him a heaping dose of reality.
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Manslut - you're a movie star not a fucking brain surgeon here to save lives, get over yourself. AND I personally do not think you are at ALL that handsome. That being said I would not hit it, not even after 4 martinis.
Every time I talk about Butler, I'm going to start off my sentence with this... "Possible Greyhound beater and overall manslut Gerard Butler..."
Thanks, MK for the inspiration!
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do his and shia's mom exchange recipes? butler is
getting nerdier by the minute
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He's a gross man-pig douchebag. Epic FAIL.
Read this nasty tidbit about this wank-job:
http://laineygossip.com/Gerard_Butler_demeaning_to_women.aspx?CatID=0&Ce...
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Wait -
My 14 year old cousin (who reads over my shoulder way too damn much) just said --
"I don't think he's vah-jay-jay spray. At least he went home to see his mom...instead, of dragging her out to a pool party."
1. Vah jay jay spray - WTF!?!?!?
2. I forgot Gosselin whored his mom around Vegas.
Ah, out of the mouths of bebehs...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:53am
Thanks Koko! And who cares what time it is...it's my birfday, lost my job, gonna get drunk and say fuck it for today.
Submitted by Beth4 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:32am.
Hey Koko we're in the same club - lost my job too. And to top it off today's my happy birthday. So open bar at my house today!
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happy birfday...(raises large glass of chardonnay in salute...and it's only 10 Am)
Sheesh!
He was trying out charming, again.
It didn't translate.
Fail.
Next "joke."
I'm disappointed in us.
We should recognize bullshit in the guise of anecdotes by now.
We layer it on thick every hour on this ho right here.
She probably has a dishwasher and a mop, but told his ass "Alright, big mowff. Since you're so m-f'ing famous, now you wash all my shit by hand, bitch. And make 'em shine, King Whateverthe hell."
And my nana-banana REFUSED a dishwasher for a gift, deeming it excessive (she and her male "friend" are the only ones making dishes, so she said fuck it, we did too, and got her something else).
Part with some of your hard earned and undeserved cash and get your Mom a housekeeping team. It's so sad when your child sucks as a person, actor and a son. Gerry, Buddy, is so easy to get drawn into the whole Hollywood thing, BUT, you are not a handsome or even remotely good looking man.
I loved him in P.S I Love you but thats about it ..he is like an overgrown fratboy
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:16am.
i can't stop commenting today...it is fucking douchetastic...and i lost my job so i have tons o' time on my hands...but in my book gerard butler=cheesy prick....
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i know this won't cheer you up, but i'm unemployed since june and things are not looking good. i hate this god-forgotten country that i live in.
about gerard butler...hmm, british (?) humour?!
am I the only person who finds him completely annoying and repulsive?
If he washes the dishes, does he dry them with his fuzzy chesticle towels? There's a mental picture for you.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Do you own dishes biotch and mine too...go!
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I don't care if he's joking. Grown men who talk about their mothers cooking for them and shit freak me out. Especially if they're still single.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I vote Mrs. Butler to be the new Hot Slut. She don't put up with any of that bull.
Hey Koko we're in the same club - lost my job too. And to top it off today's my happy birthday. So open bar at my house today!
kokosKitten ~ that suxs. Sorry about the job loss.
Have you considered applying to be a babysitter at the Duggard Compound?????
On Topic: Gerald Butthead is a tool.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:13am.
so unattractive
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I was JUST gonna say...does anyone really find him at all attractive? I don't understand. Is it his roles that p'ple love? (I haven't seen him anything).
Yeah, Koko, chin up!
I heard there was a new job vacancy at Mrs Butler's house.
Said something about washing dishes, taking her son's dog for a walk, dating her son or yeah, ehh.....
I just need to take a moment to apologize for my grammar in one fell swoop. I have no idea what's wrong with me. But I can't edit everything - it's just way too much poopy grammar.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Does he also "haul his mother's ashes"?
Oh SLAP me.....
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angel LOL I just like to be outside
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I bet he is an asshole... Chazz Reinhold, anyone? From Wedding Crashers... MA! The meatloaf!! FUCK!
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his sense of humor is odd...it's like he's trying to pull the indie rocker sarcastic irony emo thing but it just doesn't work....
Aheheh perhaps Scottish humour doesn't go over so well. But this:
‘Mom, I am a major Hollywood movie star, I can't be doing this. It's embarrassing.'"
I can totally believe Spencer Pratt spewing out that hogwash and meaning it.
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Bottom-feeder.
Yeah, I think his comment was made to sound funny. I could be wrong tho and I don't care about him.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Damn, he doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to Leonidas at all. What happened to all that hotness? Did Aniston leech it off of him? Fucking vampire! That is sad. I've never seen a dude peak and fall off so fast.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:15am.
Scotland doesn't have dishwashers yet
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Really? That reminds me of this stat someone told me (I forget the stat, of course) but it was about homelessness in Scotland. I do remember 1/2 of whatever number of people were homeless responded to this question: Why do you think you're homeless? with: I just prefer to be outside.
I hate dishwashers. It has a lot to do with my childhood. I hate phones, dishwashers, televisions, vacuum cleaners, microwaves, gaming consoles, cars, pick-up trucks, mini-vans,...pretty much any toy my parents brought home that immediately became more important that they're children. Seriously they'd bring that shit home and it would be hours of "O, it's SO great! Look how great it is!" and one of us would come home with a report card and say "Look! All As!" and my parent's would reply: "Good for you. But come look at our new dishwasher!"
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
awww thanks my fellow d-listers!!! just being on here makes me feel better....
Hope things look up soon, Koko.
He strikes me as someone who doesn't take himself too seriously even if the reports are he's a bit of a douche.
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His face makes me miss LCT.
He probably got her a maid and she chased her away with a garden ho; and by ho I mean Jen Aniston.
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I'm guessing he was just trying to think up something funny to say to the interviewer because I refuse to believe that he pulls that "Do you know who I am?" crap on his mom.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:16am.
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Sorry that you lost your job, koko.
I think Gerard smells of Glenlivet, Pall Malls, poon, and wet dog.