Tuesday, September 1st 2009

Get Yourself Some Hubby Hubby!

Same-sex couples in Vermont will be able to get married starting today and in honor of this momentous occasion, Ben & Jerry's has temporarily renamed "Chubby Hubby" to "Hubby Hubby" for 30 days. Hubby Hubby is made of fudge-covered peanut-butter filled salty pretzel wangs and vanilla cream. That's not a butt sex joke. Those are the actual ingredients.

Ben & Jerry's issued this statement of words about Hubby Hubby:

“The legalization of marriage for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont is certainly a step in the right direction, and something worth celebrating with peace, love - and plenty of ice cream."

You can buy Hubby Hubby from Ben & Jerry's ice cream trucks in Vermont. They aren't changing the labels on Chubby Hubby in grocery stores.

While this is awesome of Ben & Jerry's, I can't help but feel that they left the lezzies out! I mean, couldn't they rename "Cherry Garcia" to "Cherry Gayellecia"? Or what about, "Everything But The....Penis." Or simply, "Fish Food."

VIA Joe. My. God.

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chefcammi's picture

i like their Marzipan ice cream- cant remember te name...

Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

TheBreakdown's picture

I have never had Ben & Jerrys ice cream.

Am I alone here?!

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Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:44pm.
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Ofcourse...when I was a lil kid I did like Ice cream and candy but after what...8 yrs old...nah... not a sugar person. And if I do have a sugar candy o piece of something (if given to me but I throw the rest out after 2 bites) I get high as hell. But sugar is not my thing. I am more of a sour person.

If we were all the same Life would be boring :)

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:43pm.

No weird looks from me. I ENVY people who can pass up sugar!

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Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:39pm.

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Weird huh. my family is all sugar and chocolate stuff. I dont like it...makes me sick if I do. even at work if someone brings a cake...I don't participate. hmmm...but I am ok without sugar so...but still if I say no to sugar people look at me as if I am weird :(

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:19pm.

My daughter loves lemons I don't get it since I am a sugar junkie

Chirio's picture

Oooooh not an ice cream sugar person. No wonder...nevermind. but I like sour stuff...fruits that are tangy...ummm

Coma Caca!!

Chunky Monkey is my favorite

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Fabulicious!

Team Valtrex's picture

I'm surprised it doesn't contain freshly packed fudge.

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Whatever's picture

That is really cute!

kittymuffin's picture

i wrote them a letter years ago when i was stoned telling them how much i liked their ice cream bitches never so much as send me a coupon

been with breyer's ever since
besides thats dumb

gucci's picture

Ben and Jerrys Ice Cream is not as good as it used to be and the only flavor i've ever liked was rainforest crunch: and it was discontinued unfortunately....

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kokoskitten's picture

i hate that i was all for gay marriage (still am ) before my tranny lezzie co -worker ruined the argument for me s(he) was the bitchiest person and most bitter on the planet...always pissed off and angry....gave the gays/trans a bad name...

Rosemary's picture

lmfao Everything but the penis.

pomegranate's picture

I was looking forward to purchasing some of this at my local Wal-Mart!

Birthday Cake ice cream is to die for!

madam ex's picture

Pistacchio, the green one (any company)
Cheesecake Brownie (B & J)
Cinammon Buns (B & J)
Dulce De Leche (Haagen)
Chocolate Peanut Butter (Haggen)

Im an ice cream fanatic, I'd rather eat ice cream than a meal.

i am a sloth's picture

why not available in grocery stores? *pouts*

wait, what?

little_rascal's picture

@ Migraine Sally
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Thanks for warning me, he he he.
Making notes : beware Jack-in-the-hat, he is adorable, but he is known for something called "Rick Roll".

gia's picture

I am not an ice cream whore, but that sounds delicious!

KD's picture

What, no chocolate?? Pffft.

ghettoprincess's picture

Ice cream and cake and cake.

the ad on the side that keeps showing the headphones with pandas on them is freaking me out. They look like spermies with pictures painted on them

jack-n-the-hat's picture

comp - i watched it too - lol
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shandi's picture

I do not eat ice cream much at all. When I do it is usually Skinny Cow bars. I'm insulin resistant so I have to watch what I eat. BUT, chocolate-covered peanut butter-filled pretzels in vanilla malt ice cream sounds AWESOME! So I'm going to try to find a little container of it and have it as a treat.

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little_rascal

That, my new friend, is called a "Rick Roll"

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:16pm.
@ jack - i eat sweets like once every 4-5 months. My weakness is cheese, chips and salsa, guacamole and BEER.
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Migraine Sally's picture

Because I like sweets so much, I avoid ice cream like the plague. It liquifies and therefore, i can eat a whole damned bunch of it! Skinny Cow has some amazing chocolate truffle bars that are only 100 calories each.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

ahem...

http://darthmojo.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dulce.jpg

that's all i've got to say on the subject of ice cream

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*Miss Jane and Jack, I was always the same way but this past year I want cake all the damn time, LOL
NOMNOMNOMCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!

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little_rascal's picture

@ Jack-in-a-hat
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Yesterday you had a link in a "Big bulge" post, and of course I had to click on it to see a big bulge!
I didn't know you were goofing around. It's only my third week here, I'm new and didn't know you were such a teaser.
But your link actually had Rick Astley singing "Together forever", and it was so wonderful. I listened to it 3 times! And I started to DANCE!!!
It was even better then the 'big bulge'.
Thank you, Jack. :-)

MissJaneTexas's picture

@ jack - i eat sweets like once every 4-5 months. My weakness is cheese, chips and salsa, guacamole and BEER.

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Nicole's picture

I don't like ice cream, but that is fucking awesome.

No Words's picture

Good on ol' Ben and Jerry for this one.

Although...New York Triple Fudge Chunk is my favorite, and I will suck down an entire carton of it if given half a chance.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

MJT - I'm the same way, not a big fan of sweets... never have been for some reason. My wife and kids can eat sweets like it's nobody's business (and stay rail thin). No spank you.
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MissJaneTexas's picture

I'm not a big sweets eater...but this is amazing.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

lol at bitchette
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little_rascal's picture

@ Snowpiece
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In my freezer there are 2 flavors always:
Chocolate Fudge Brownie
Phish Food

And Haagen-Dazs Raspberry Sorbet. Yum!

bitchette's picture

not going to click on anything.

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Provolone's picture

its a black guy and a ginge on the carton! Good to see MLKs dream cumming true

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EastEndGirl's picture

Raul, there are not enough helmets to go around.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgm8su7dvQ&NR=1
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I love that they did this but I don't like Ben & Jerry's, I polished off my pint of Haagen Daas Chocolate Chocolate Chip last night.
Old school yo'.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL... I have like a 30 second delayed reaction time to everything. So as I was reading your post I just clicked it without thinking.... DAMNIT!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_WqicWcHg

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 12:01pm.
jack!!!

I am totally in love with you for admitting it!

It's the first step :)

Busted! Got me too, so ashammed.

Silvara0428's picture

Let me know when "Berried Treasure" means "he's going balls deep" and I'll be glad to spend some money.

Fuck it. Good for them!

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M.E.'s picture

I LOVE the unsweetened Vanilla Almond milk!