Wednesday, September 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 1st!
This is the first time that a crab has been infected with a case of the Hiltons. - Starvis
Runners-up:
Larry Lobster's mother is firmly against dating outside one's species. Therefore, she was horrified to find this photo, (taken at Sea World of him and a slutty Boll Weevil)tucked under a rock in his tank. - City Barbie
Brooke Hogan proves to the world that her crotch critters are bigger than Paris' - BluMunster
One of these should have their brains scrambled with a needle and then thrown alive into a vigorously boiling tub of salted water, and the other is a lobster. - TexnDoc
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Congrats to the winners!
Naughty naughty! :-)
Hahahahaha Starvis - love it. Congrats also to Citah Barbie (again), BluMunster, and TexnDoc, very funny captions.
Congrats to All.
Funny Stuff.
Congrats winners!!!
Hilarious Starvis!
Congrats to all :)
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LOL! How did I miss ALL of these yesterday?
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Hilarious Starvis!
Congrats winners!! :D
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District 9 Goes To Dollywood.
All of Kate Gosling's children fit in her new Cock's tummy.
First an aging Kid is selling suits, and now an aging Air Force Amy is being a ho for Red Lobster.
Damn, I thought that thing was dead, but it just coughed out a huge hairball!
If you were stranded on a desert island you could make a tent out of her vagina lips and live off the crabs
Wow. Even the crotch crickets have crotch crickets.
You had me at giant crustacean.
The latest attraction at Busch Gardens.
Hemorrhoid commercials have gotten WAAAAAAAAYYY too graphic.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:54pm.
Rock Lobstah! LMAO
omg those patriotic boots are feckin killin me more than the strung-out Dolly 'do.
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Right? I wanna find a way to work those in - they're too fucking ridiculous! lol
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
What in the hell is wrong with the world. This isn't anythig at all like the Little Miss Muffet nursery rhyme I learned as a kid.
Rock Lobstah! LMAO
omg those patriotic boots are feckin killin me more than the strung-out Dolly 'do.
The B52s, angling for a comeback, released their new single today: Shrimp Rock!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Poor Britney in her later years poses with the only thing that can retain it's horniness while near her.
Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife is going to take on one of the Octomom's Pube Lice escapees by herself? Pretty balsy, Beth....
And that's how the jitterbug got it's jitter.
Naomi of Vogue Evolution has evolved too fucking far.
The town didn't know how in the hell to commission a statue for incest capitol of the US, so they went with the closest sounding thing.
Having crabs was so last year... only the cool kids have LOBSTER.
Linda Hogan proudly uncovers her newest restaurant venture for sea food lovers: Crabby Hooters!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
The Shrimp has crabs.
Someone leaked Lady Caca's version of "1 Night in Paris".
Lady CACA takes a walk on the wild side by walking DIRECTLY into Paris Hilton's vagina.
Close up of LiLos pubes. The q-tip has been MIA for several weeks now.
Dolly Parton has decided to have her crabs augmented too.
www.thishotmess.com
Goldie Prawn
The Vegas Hilton unveils its monument to Paris, with Grandma Hilton doing the honors.
The crotch of Richard Simmons. Crabs, sperm, Flowers and Thunshine
Red Lobster specials are getting pretty aggressive.
Hedwig and the Angry Insect.
They grow them bigger in Texas!
Gary Spivey's Memaw teaches him how to communicate with animals via the magic fro.
Eddie Furlong to the rescue!
Submitted by BluMunster on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 6:16pm.
brooke Hogan prooves to the world that her crotch critters are bigger than Paris'
LMFAO!! Even Brooke's crabs are on steroids.
ENOUGH with the remakes!! Wonder Woman: The Bodacious Crustaceous Defender Chronicles is sure to FAIL!!!!!!!!!!
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER * * * *
Lady Gaga's such a camera whore she didn't even notice one of Paris's crabs creeping on her till it was too late.