Halle Berry Might Be Knocked Up
Life & Style is saying that Halle Berry has got a case of the babies AGAIN. Apparently, Halle went through a lot of shit to conceive her first baby friend, Nahla, and the second time wasn't any different. One of Halle's friends, who has a mouth bigger than Parasite Hilton's crotch cave, said that she conceived her first baby through in vitro fertilization and her second through artificial insemination.
The friend went on to yap, "She's just ecstatic to be pregnant again. She wasn't sure if she'd have another baby, so she's very happy!"
Halle's rep put his hand and refused to comment on this.
If my ass was Halle Berry, I'd be giving crazy Michelle Duggar a run for her baby money. My fuck part would be permanently glued to Gabriel Aubry's dick stick and it would never let go. Those babies would have to call the fire department to help them find another way out, because I'd never let his sessy ass go.
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Average menopause is between 47 and 55
Some get it later
There is a possibility of conceiving and having a healthy baby up till then
"Seeing pregnant 40-50 year olds makes me SICK. Its unnatural and completely out of line."
There are actually plenty of women that become pregnant naturally at these ages
So NATURE lets some women be able to have children at these ages
And you're sick of something that can perfectly happen naturally ?
They are one highly fuckable couple, god I'd love to be in the middle of that. And Nahla is an absolute doll, but then again, some really ugly and Im talking really fugly parent make some of the most beautiful babies, so I guess its all just a chance. Even good looking parent make some ugly babies sometimes, not so in this case.
Here are pics of her before and after her nose job. The top left pic tells the whole story. She also is rumored to have gotten 36c implants and a mommy makeover. I love how celebs deny having the plastics. Just own up to it, people aren't blind.
http://education.makemeheal.com/index.php/Berry,_Halle
Nahla is a beautiful baby.
Beautiful couple: she looks great with her hair short.
And I agree re: babies in your 40's... HOW exhausting is that? More power to her though: her younger stallion and the nanny can help out!
Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:33pm.
I'm glad Halle has found a good guy and is having her babies. She had to kiss one too many frogs.
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Thats cause SHE'S a fucking TROLL! This bitch is USELESS!!! And pretty much every dude she has ever been with has said that chick is certifiable with rampant insecurities. I'm not saying that the "my crazy ex" thing is always to be believed, but it has a ring of truth to it when it comes to this broad. And I dont know why she doesnt get more flack for HER little hit and run action.
I would not want babies in my mid-40s, but more power to her.
Besides, she has more than enough money to care for them and look at who she's conceiving with!
Sluts are jealous!
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women want a tall man and men want a tall woman.
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they say that the longer you wait to have kids the smarter they will be when they grow up. in that case, after looking at the number of babies that the "older" celebrities are having...oh well, hollywood will be filled with geniuses haha
some people believe that its not the older women who are the blame for the rise in autistic and DS children, but the older MEN!
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Yeah shouldn't have kids after 35, the chances of your children being retarded goes way up. I'd say 25-33 is the best time for children if you are gonna have it.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 7:18pm.
It's perfectly natural for women in early 40s to have children. Celine Dion is having a kid and she's in her early 40s and people are making such a fuss - her husband is nearly 70 for Christ's sake. Now THAT'S fussworthy.
And yeah, I'm in my late 30s and getting a tad sick of all the "young" people acting like people my age should be led out to pasture or to the slaughter. All the youngsters are a mere blink away from being in the same place. A 40 year old woman in a stable relationship with plenty of love and money to offer her family is shitloads better than a fine young 17 year old with baby daddy drama and hopeful plans for a GED down the line. Get fuckin real.
They are both ridiculously good-looking. And the kid is cute too. Kate Hudson's kid is dreadfully plain but at least she cut his hair.
Good luck to 'em, I hope they have a second and it's a boy.
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I'm 41 and I don't even want to go check the mail, much less raise a kid. Geeze I'm glad i decided in my 20's to NOT have kids!
btw Gabriel Aubry's nose...wow!
Coma Caca!!
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Hey 'No Words' ("Never, never do you see them together doing family-type stuff.")~~~~ Actually, I Googled him and found a MULTITUDE of beautiful pics of him, her & the baby doing "family-type stuff". Google him and see what you're missing!
I'm glad Halle has found a good guy and is having her babies. She had to kiss one too many frogs.
Congrats! But I don't think he's all that and a bag of chips.
Halle's way too klassy to have a million kids like the Duggars. Right wing Christian horndogs. Can you imagine them in the missionary, him with his butt cheeks clamped together while her femullet gets all ratty tangly from the back and forth motion?
I never thought they were a "real" couple...I thought he was a sperm donor who posed with her for the obligatory couple shots. Never, never do you see them together doing family-type stuff.
Yeah, he's gorgeous. I will bet she pays him well for stud fees.
Congratulations to Halle. She's had her lot of bad men in her life but his one seems like a total dreamboat!
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They remind me of that guy "in the bubble" on 30 Rock. Where he's so handsome cops won't even give him tickets, he never has to wait in line, everyone treats him with the utmost kindness and respect - i betcha they live in that bubble too.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Hot couple. congrads to them both.
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Hot bitches. That's all.
"Those babies would have to call the fire department to help them find another way out, because I'd never let his sessy ass go."
Lord have mercy, yes. Gabe Aubry would be mine all mine (cue in Mick Jagger's voice).
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I wish Halle Berry well if she really is pregnant.
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Hmmm, not a big fan of this bad actress but let her have her un vitro kid. Maybe it will turn out less homely than the first one.
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Perfect example of a woman who looks better with short hair than she does with long. Even though she had plastic surgery, it's not obvious, and she is just about perfectly beautiful. He's a little vanilla and thin-lipped for my taste, but I can't deny that he's handsome.
I know of many women who conceived late in life (friends' mothers) before all the reproductive technology. I try not to be judgmental about it. I hope her health holds up.
Congrats! but dont be all over my face with your baby thing. Keep your personal life to yourself if you can Halle and Gabriel. Dont be hollyweird sluts!
Coma Caca!!
It's perfectly natural for women in early 40s to have children. Celine Dion is having a kid and she's in her early 40s and people are making such a fuss - her husband is nearly 70 for Christ's sake. Now THAT'S fussworthy.
And yeah, I'm in my late 30s and getting a tad sick of all the "young" people acting like people my age should be led out to pasture or to the slaughter. All the youngsters are a mere blink away from being in the same place. A 40 year old woman in a stable relationship with plenty of love and money to offer her family is shitloads better than a fine young 17 year old with baby daddy drama and hopeful plans for a GED down the line. Get fuckin real.
They are both ridiculously good-looking. And the kid is cute too. Kate Hudson's kid is dreadfully plain but at least she cut his hair.
Good luck to 'em, I hope they have a second and it's a boy.
Halle is a diabetic, which may have factored in to her difficulty in conceiving.
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It's not always the case, but given her first husband was a baseball player who fucked a million whores maybe her stuff doesn't function like it should.
is halle actually having sex with gabriel? or do they just pose together to see who can out pretty who..if she's doing her job correctly she should be fucking him all the time to ensure getting pregnant the regular way...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Bossy: I wholeheartedly agree with your comment. Hollywood is all smoke and mirrors.
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 5:44pm.
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Didn't she say she had problems conceiving before? Especially with Eric Benet, as he didn't want to get involved with the doctor? So by the looks of it, it took the right man to help her to achieve what she really wanted so good luck to them all.
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True xerquina- it is what happens when you wait too long to have a kid.. or when you wait until you meet someone sane, stable and who you love. It's cruel that nature has a clock for women but not really so much for men. I kind of think that's why so many of my friends seem to have 'settled' when they married... calculating how long it would take to start a family if they did try and wait for the 'one'. Horrible yes but i think it's more common than you'd think.
I think halle and jennifer lopze have the same makeup artist.
Halle *did* have nose job - just rent 'BAPS' for gods sake. She has had subtle work done but yes, whatever. Her hair looks good here, it makes her look more unique in this style. Keep it short in this case!
And for Notorious em, I totally hear where you are coming from. But I have some people in my family who had kids (grandma had her last, an accident at 45..) and that was way before this invitro stuff even was an option. You never know. It is alarming when you consider the overpopulation, and people like Jamie Oliver's wife doing interviews saying 'I just WANT one more.. to try for a boy' or something when they had invitro that resulted in 2 healthy lovely daughters.. why wasn;t that enough? It seems compulsive.
But for people desperately trying for a kid, well, I can't knock them b/c I was lucky enough to have had mine with no help. I can't really judge them for that reason alone.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 5:02pm.
Well, Halle wasn't THAT hot before she got a boobjob and a nosejob. She knows how to dress to flatter her body shape and knows what type of makeup to wear.
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/134/47/halle_berry_plastic_surgery.0.0.0x0.325x445.jpeg
Wow, what a difference tweezing, a nose job, hair dye, longer hair can make. I stick to my opinion that Hollywood is full of normal looking people with excessive and excellent teams of assistants for hair, make up, fitness, etc.
this is what happens when u wait too fucking long to have a baby.test tube babes.
"Those babies would have to call the fire department to help them find another way out, because I'd never let his sessy ass go."
LMAO!
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Dam it, I wanted to be the one to knock her up! She is some hot piece!
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Yup, search for before and after pictures of her nose and you'll see. I remember that when she got her boob job, she said she grew hers with a special diet. I laughed out loud and I was a teen back then.
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