Friday, September 4th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Beyonce (28)
Dan Miller (29)
Wes Bentley (31)
Shar Jackson (33)
Jason David Frank (36)
Ione Skye (38)
Mike Piazza (41)
Damon Wayans (49)
Dr. Drew Pinsky (51)
Khandi Alexander (52)
Judith Ivey (58)
Mitzi Gaynor (78)
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Centaurious:
nice try beyonce or her family member but its already been proven that she was born in 1975.
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WTF??!!
I totally said she was a geezer, straight up.
Mistaken identity, gotta tell ya!
Papa Knowles hasn't burned copies of this photo?
It only cements the nose job allegations.
Of course, the tit job is a given.
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I like Beyonce. *hides*
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Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say
-Supertramp
Bitch you know Beyonce isnt under 30....
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Centaurious:
nice try beyonce or her family member but its already been proven that she was born in 1975.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
OMG! You mean Beyonce used to be BLACK!?!!??
She was probably left back a few times!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:01am.
HAHAHAHHA. jack is that from Liar, Liar? Yeah, in you're bra!
Actually, one of my sorority sisters went to high school with Beyonce. If she is not 28, she is not older than 30.
Doesn't that pacifier necklace look a little weird? Actually, doesn't the whole picture look funny?
This woman is damn near 40 - she needs to cut the shit and stop lying to herself.
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
Hasn't Beyonce been 28 for about 10 years now?
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Beyonce is 28 in her dreams.
OMG...she's wearing one of those pacifier necklaces. Loves it!
My GOD I love what the 90s did to people. Tina Knowles too.
Somethin in the milk ain't clean
Happy Birthday Dr. Drew!
And my Man's B~day as well!
Happy Birthday Monkey!!!
xoxoxox
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Short Answer: It's Classified.
Long Answer: It's Classified. And I don't like you.
I remember when Destiny's Child first came out and thinking that there's NO WAY this Beyonce whore is only 2 years older than me!
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Douchechill!
ugh, can't stand that wailing voice of hers, not to mention all her leotards.
Beyonce totally had a nose job
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:59am.
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Ad~Rock was always my FAVORITE,too!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:56am.
Ione Skye rocks.She used to be married to a
"Beastie Boy"
Adam Horowitz
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O THAT's why I know her name. She married my boyfriend! Bitch!
Achally, I did remember from the nineties...Wayne's World and Four Rooms - I really liked her.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Ione Skye rocks.She used to be married to a
"Beastie Boy"
Adam Horowitz
Who's that black chic in that picture? We all know the real Beyonce is a white girl with blonde hair and green eyes..
HB Khandi! and to all the birfday babies!
heyhey DListed gang! :)
s l o w d a y til LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!!! :D
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White Chocolate: "I keep my faxes on."
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:08am.
FYI - it's just a lyric from a well-known Belle & Sebastian song.
Piazza was drafted in the 68th round, as a favor to Philadelphian Lasorda, but was rookie of the year a few years later and still holds the record for most HRs by a catcher. I doubt he's gay--ballplayers aren't noted for their locker-room tolerance and all his besties are hetero. He's married to a Playmate and has 2 kids, for whatever that's worth.
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Stefie Shock: Je combats le spleen
Submitted by CAINandABEL on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:10am.
Beyonce: must be a typo, it should say 38.
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LOL! Yeah...
Cannot believe this asshole's b-day is only one day before mine.
Happy birthday to the other decent people on that list.
Happy Birthday to:
Wes 'I can film this swirling plastic bag all day' Bentley
Khandi Alexander - CSI Miami hasn't been the same since you left! You look damn fine for 52, lady.
Damon Wayans - one of the more talented of the 309 Wayans' off-spring.
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Happy birthday Beyonce and Shar Jackson.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Beyonce: must be a typo, it should say 38.
Gerardo for Hot Slut please..and thanks. :)
Mitzi Gaynor...great set of legs. I remember my dad drooling over her when I was a tadpole.
Happy Barfday
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
LOL Snowy: according to wikipedia
" He became known for his bandana, skintight jeans and shirtless torso. He sometimes refers to himself as the "Latin Elvis" or the "Latin Frank Sinatra"."
TGIF!!! OT happy bday again to bday people.
Coma Caca!!
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Riiiiiiiico....suave..
MJT - LOL. Too many good quotes... one of my favorite parts is when he acts like a kid in the courtroom and starts making noises and sticking his tongue out... hehehe... *stomps feet* I really really need a continuence... HA!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:48am.
I freaking LOVE that movie. I'M JOSE CANSECO!!!
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
CHIRI! THAT SONG! LOL memories!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
HB Damon Wayans and Dr. Drew (hotness)
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:45am.
LOLOLOL... I quote that movie all the damn time. It's a sickness.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
is that a pacifier on her necklase?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:01am.
HAHAHAHHA. jack is that from Liar, Liar? Yeah, in you're bra!
Actually, one of my sorority sisters went to high school with Beyonce. If she is not 28, she is not older than 30.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Happy Birthday Damon Wayans!
"I don't think so...Homey don't play that"
Ok - not just me. Wasn't there a blind item about this ho and her age recently?
HB, Hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Beyonce (28)
Wig (5)
re: Beyawnce's bogus age -- Why would you fucking lie about your age especially when it doesn't take a Rhodes Scholar to find personal info ?
..and that wasn't an insult to your detective work NitWitty.
Since it's friday...ima dedicate all b-day people and you all too with this lovely song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04
Coma Caca!!
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Riiiiiiiico....suave..
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:31am.
"Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?"
Love that song.
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Is this real life?
Morning whores
of course she's not 28
MK's pulling our pubes on this one
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Is this real life?
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:08am.
35 sounds more like it.
Happy birthday Damon Wayans and Mitzi Gaynor!!
Happy Friday AM to all!!
28 ...yeah sure Beyonce!
Coma Caca!!
@snarf:
in your fucking dreams beyonce!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:31am.
"Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?"
He is straight. He just likes to secretly have sex with other dudes. Kinda like the guy who is not a drinker, but drains a six-pack every Friday night.
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Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,Shaves in the dark trying to save paper,Sleeps in a hole in the road,Saving up to buy some clothes,Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose, Such a mean old man..