Vadge Was Just Taking A Little Nap
Over at The Sun, they have a video of Baby Jesus' sugar memaw "collapsing" during her "Dry & Itchy" show in Bulgaria on Saturday night. In the clip, Vadge is singing "Holiday" when she passes out on one of her dancers. Dude shakes her a bit, she wakes up and gets right back into it.
Some source also said that it wasn't the first time during the show that the ole' bag of bones fell over. As she left the stage after another number, Vadge fell over and had to sit down to get her shit together. The source added, "She refused to end the show or take a break after the Holiday dizzy spell. It turns out she's suffering from exhaustion. She is anaemic. She was advised to postpone the last two shows in Israel for a few days, but logistics and stubborness stopped her. She'll do them then take some rest."
After looking at that video, it doesn't look like her ass "collapsed," it looks like she just took a quick nap. Ancient zombies get tired! Look at Larry King. It ain't a Larry King interview unless he passes out at least four times during it. When that happens, his staff sticks a defibrillator pad up his ass, shoves a bottle of smelling salts in his nose and then he's good to go! If you only fed on the tears of your victims and the menstrual fluid of a virgin, you'd have the tireds too!
And Vadge still doesn't have shit on Rusty:
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Submitted by suzanita on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:05pm.
Whatever happened to the guy from the Papa Don't Preach video??? Wasn't he on the way to stardom??
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His name's Alex McArthur, and while his acting career hasn't exactly been stellar, it looks like he at least has been working steadily:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0564107/
My Whatever Happened To That Vadge Boy Toy? question would be for English model Nick Kamen. Didn't she write a song for him - "Each Time You Break My Heart"?
And yes, I'm bored and putting off bedtime.
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its bruce bitch...
Whatever happened to the guy from the Papa Don't Preach video??? Wasn't he on the way to stardom?? I thought Madonna touched him with her Vadge..
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 2:06pm.
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But Angel_i,
This hasn't happened to Madonna before. That's the difference.
I think she had a mild heart attack.
Trashy bitch will exhaust herself till that moment while she will be brought from the stage feet first
She still thinks she is 25.
There is no way that wasn't part of the act, everybody stops and just sits there while the one guys moves her arms like a puppet.. If she had really collapsed the dancers would have freaked out not just sat on the floor next to her.
No, she is exhausted from that young cock, i know, my BT is the same age as her's and i'm the age as Vadge, they will literally drain the fuck out of a Cougar, thats what we LOVE about them anyway~
Submitted by guilty of being... on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 1:37pm.
Can someone please explain to me why only celebrities
suffer from exhaustion? There are a lot of "normal" people out here that are on the go all year long and don't ever have to be hospitalized for exhaustion.
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I'm not giving Madonna a pass (cuz I think this is BS anyway) BUT performing is exhausting. Other people can go to work, sit on their bums, be only half-way there, screw around during work hours (on DListed!;p) but when you perform you jump around all day, you have to be 100 percent present at all times, you have to deal with so many hundreds of people on so many hundreds of levels...even in rehearsal and promotion, and you keep really weird hours. There's no comfort of "everyday I work between this and this hour" it's always changing. It really is quite draining.
That being said: I think that, after the first few performers got away with it, others have hopped on in the same way that "normal" people just decide, some days, to call in "sick".
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Someone please take this washed up, pathetic, sick and twisted woman and take her to church:
She needs God-
She's tried it all and she still is looking-but what is she looking for??
She is a certified WHACK; oh, did I mention she can't sing either?
ps: love that doggie
by CAINandABEL on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
well no need to over-analize this shit...she has said before that she is tired of singing "Holiday"
so there you have it...it even puts her to sleep!
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maybe if vadge stopped trying to hang with her teenage boytoy then she would be so tired...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
poor little rusty. maybe madge opened her legs off-screen ...
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Can someone please explain to me why only celebrities suffer from exhaustion? There are a lot of "normal" people out here that are on the go all year long and don't ever have to be hospitalized for exhaustion. I call bullshit..bitch is over 50 and needs to retire.
"Fuck me running..."
well no need to over-analize this shit...she has said before that she is tired of singing "Holiday"
so there you have it...it even puts her to sleep!
LOL
Yeah - it looks pretty fake. Maybe she's planning on cancelling some shows and needs people to know that she is, in fact, TAHRED!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Ah, shucks! I watched the video and yeah, it looked like it was part of the act.
Still, I thought you expressed my opinions on Vadge and the undeniable tolls of age on stamina very eloquently, rotten_egg.
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LMAO that was funny. Her dirt nap can't come soon enough.
LOL! That was hot. She totally fell asleep and was like: O what? I'm on stage. O! Well, let's do this thing then!
Madonna - sit down and eat a fucking sandwich. How hard can it be?!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
RETIRE ALREADY!! That's not a collapse that's a "I'm so tie tie I can't keep my eyes open." Rusty has Madonna beat by a long shot!!
What??! what do you mean it wasn't real?. I didn't bother to look at the video, I was just too lazy. Shame on me, now I feel like an idiot.
Madonna is still pretty old and should take it easy, tho.
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Between her four hour workouts, reherseals, then the actual show, she doesn't have time to eat, let alone rest. No wonder she'd starting to collapse.
it's not real!
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That didnt look like a fainting spell to me...Dont people usually have their knees buckle when they "collapse"? It looked more like she was high or something like that & her brain was off & about on its own momentarily. It was weird thats for sure.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:09am.
Awww rusty, i love that video... I want a dog so bad!!
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Dogs are so much work, I think more so than a human baby. We just got a 5 month old Pit & I love her to death, she is truly sweet, but it limits your life, plus since she is just a pup she has to be watched constantly because she wants to chew everything!
Madge should retire from touring already. This is ridiculous.
Looks like someone forgot to take her Geritol and Centrum Silver.
It matters shit if this woman is in better shape then most women her age or younger, the fact is, she's 50 damn years old. I don't know when she started to strain herself so much with shitty fad diets and over exercising, but it's taking its toll on her. Women (and men too) have to accept aging with dignity and stop pretending they're a gazillion years younger. I don't say after hitting a certain age a woman has to give it up, get a cat and start knitting in front of the fire! but it's just time to slow down and accept they're not in their 20's anymore. It sucks, but that's the way it is.
Now Madonna might claim she's in better shape than many 20 year olds, sure! maybe, but biologically those 20 year old chicks could still kick her ass. It's life, we get old. She should stop straining herself this way. That's why many professional athletes retire at a certain age, because no matter how seasoned they are, they just can't compete with the younger crowd. Besides, an injury could be much worse for someone older than for someone younger. It's sad how this woman has become obsessed with trying desperately to bring the cogs of aging back, at whatever cost, and no matter how many plastic surgeries she pays or how "good" fancy food she eats or how many hours she spends in the gym... she's till 50. And her body KNOWS it. Sad.
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I was just gonna say that zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I wish I knew Photoshop to draw a giant shit burger coming out of her ass in the squat pose.
F-ing useless puta. Anything for attention.
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I wish she'd collapse and stay DOWN.
Eat a sammie bitch.
Rehearsed. That's Maddona though. Grab headlines anyway you can.
I can believe it, I mean it totally looked fake
but look at how much fun we are having with the idea, LOL
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I agree with MadgeicLife, it's part of the routine. Notice how no one else is dancing at that part? She did it in the two shows I saw in Canada.
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That was so staged. If it wasn't then she planned a two second nap into the choreography because you could almost see them doing an 8 count.
Yes, Yuki, please stop saying hi to me.
I bet guy told her she looks like the fool dressing like a kid, and then bam! divorce city.
grow some dignity vadge. you are fifty.
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i'd much rather watch rusty than the old hag.
Do they make Geritol for Gristle Monsters?
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Oh, dear, I fear I am going to look like a Madonna apologist with my avatar/username, but I assure you this is coming from a dispassionate perspective:
That whole "collapse" is part of that particular set/song piece and has happened in one form of another in the 60+ shows she's done on this tour.
There's no story here. Except for the cheeks. Those remain the major headline.
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I bet she doesn't forget her snack of peanut butter-n-crackers and Ensure before the show ever again... dumb old bitch.
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I love Rusty. Yay! Run run skip! A flower! YUM! Run skip skip! Woohoo! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. What a life!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:11am.
Madge usually nods off after The Price is Right
LOL me too.
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Ahahahaa, that would be so funny if she has narcolepsy!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:09am.
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Ha! I thought the same thing.