Open Post: Hosted By The Most Elegant Birthday Goddess In The Universe And Beyond!
38 years ago today, angels came down from heaven carrying a brilliant lucite pearl, because they believed the world needed more elegance and glamour. As soon as Shauna Sand's perfect toes touched Earth's soil, stripper poles got shinier, titty implants got harder and lucite was born. Yeah, anything they called "lucite" before then was just cheap low-grade plastic, because it had not been blessed by Shauna!
Last night, The Empress of Lucite and her greasy baguette went out to celebrate the most important day in history by gracing the streets of Hollywood with her gorgeous presence. Shauna is so pure of heart, because she is thinking of others on her special day. Speaking of, why are you at work? This is the most important day in history!
You must immediately leave the office, head to the nearest Frederick's, purchase a pair of exquisite lucite heels, go home, place them in the middle of the room, decorate them with lights, kneel before them and thank the heavens above for giving us the gift that is Shauna Sand!
And Shauna didn't wear her main lucite heels last night, because they like to spend the evening before her birthday handing out heels to less fortunate whores on Hollywood Blvd.
• 
why in the fuck face hell is she famous?
___________________
"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
WERD, Bradi. Totally.
(officially that's not another comment on that subject, k?)
And that abused animal stuff is really harsh, dudes. Ack! I just watched this most horrific youtube (which was actually quite good and weird - it was some old English dude reading lyrical poetry set to music) about seal hunting. Wanna talk disturbing images? All so Chupacabra can, someday, find the perfect handbag.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:15pm.
TEAM BRADI!
You delicate flower as jack in the hat would say
oh and i'm really hoping tool academy 2 will be on tonight to see my slumber off....(that or real chance of love 2....)
i just took a drunky nap (i.e. passed out) and woke up all sweaty...i'm sure i will be back bright and early tomorrow....thank god for tylenol p.m....
nite, Nitty
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Okay, you funnay hookers. I gotta' make boot moves. Thanks for all the laughs tonight!
xoxoxoxo
*Gives TV and Mani a reach around wedgie before dashing out door*
_______________________________________________
Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:15pm.
This is a late response but I hope EventHorizon comes back and reads this:
Is this the same MC troll Part 8 or 9? Give it up already.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:35pm.
MMM love me some Johnny Walker. My ex was a red drinker. When I drink whiskey I usually slum it and go for the wild turkey ;)
**************************************************************
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Miss Jane Texas ~ I'm sipping Johnny Walker Blue.
Bradiful Bitch ~ LMAO! Your rant is h-o-t.
_______________________________________________
"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Chirio on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:18pm
Thanks bunneh.
So over her.
♥♥♥♥♥
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
No worries Bradiful! I always ignore EH! It's automatic to ignore when EH posts so no worries.
Coma Caca!!
This is a late response but I hope EventHorizon comes back and reads this:
You useless, disgusting cuntbag. You used this place to placate your OBSESSION with someone and then posted personal shit about said person.
You are beyond pathetic, you have crossed into Psychoville.
You had a MySpace page with a droning bullshit essay on your sad and loser life.
Fuck the fuck off, you don't make this place FUN or interesting, you pollute and contaminate it each and every time you post. You do at the expense of others and it just shows how much of a cunt loser you really are. Pettiness and vindictiveness, that's all you got keeping you warm at night.
Whatever you think you accomplish here is only a delusion you share with yourself.
The only reason you stick around here is because you know MC likes to post here, GET A FUCKING LIFE! And stop with the lying about your STD flag waving bullshit.
FUCK. OFF.
- Sorry to the other Dlisters, but I read back on the thread and it's obvious EH was LIVING for MC to go off. OVER EH & HER CUNT SELF!
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
LOL no shit MJT! Just Live life and all is good! :D
Coma Caca!!
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Because $3 is so cheap there is a tendency to overindulge ;)
**************************************************************
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
CHeers rook!! not good in what way MJT?
Coma Caca!!
Just went to $3 rita happy hour with my bestie....not good.
**************************************************************
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
i have had a glass of pinot grigio and am feeling pretty nifty.
Sips wine...I'm here MJT...been talking to myself pretty much. About to watch Ice age 3...yes I am 5 yrs old.
Coma Caca!!
I'm drunkity drunk drunk drunk....anyone around?
**************************************************************
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Are you looking for millionaire singles or wealthy great looking soulmate?
I'm glad to recommend you a place____ WealthySeeker.com ____ to search them out! we have more than 1200,000 members including: lawyer,CEO,manager,model,actor,doctor,hollywood celebrities,althlets,investors.
it is totally Romance to communicate with each other,money is not important!________
i can't stop watching nancy grace ...SOMEBODY please stop me...her bitch ass hair and attitude are mesmorizing--sp? (and her condescending attitude)....love that her book is in the ny times top 10 (gagging slowly in the corner)
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:54pm.
Oh, and if I have to watch five more minutes of "Modern Marvels", I are gonna 'splode.
========
I lurves "Modern Marvels".
*runs to burrow to watch*
G'night, kidz.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Oh, and if I have to watch five more minutes of "Modern Marvels", I are gonna 'splode.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:46pm.
------------------------------------------------
Nah, no naan. *burp*
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
Meanwhile, I am stuffed to the gunnels with dal and poppadoms
**********
What! No paneek paneer? No naan?
************
2 septembre, 1989 ♥♥♥
Cinq Cent Milles Miles
Meanwhile, I am stuffed to the gunnels with dal and poppadoms.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:21pm.
Momus - a pure bred English Mastiff
====
If you got your fur kid from a breeder, can the breeder help you find training?
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Howdy hoes! ahahaha I just made a joke!...too late for jokes? ahahah
Coma Caca!!
Momus - a pure bred English Mastiff
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:18pm.
Momus ~ congrats! You're our resident Webster Dicktionary.
=======
Mr. Momus said nearly the same thing last week-end.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:45pm.
Do you have a purebred puppeh or a mixed breed?
If a mix, what is the dominate breed?
Lots of breed clubs offer training designed for the particular breed.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Momus ~ congrats! You're our resident Webster Dicktionary.
_______________________________________________
"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Migraine Sally ~ good evening!
I'm having Potato pancakes for dinner.
How's it going?
_______________________________________________
"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
WOOT! WOOT!
I'Z BEEN PUBLISHED AGAIN IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY!
My latest contribution: muttrosexual. An ugly dude trying to look sophisticated.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Sadness
Sheila Lukins, of the Silver Palate, died.
I go to the Silver Palate Cookbook and The New Basics Cookbook constantly. Our Thanksgiving turkey and dressing are from the New Basics cookbook.
Stocky - I have been advised by a friend to avoid PetSmart for training.
I'm still calling around. I'll let you know! ♥
M.E. ~ check out your local Humane Society. Alot of them offer basic obedience classes, etc. for a small fee.
Or, Petsmart & Petco offer training classes.
_______________________________________________
"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:30pm.
if you can torture an animal it is easy to move on to a human...
-----------------------
I've read that studies have shown that a great deal of serial killers started out by torturing and killing animals as children.
===================================
Bottom-feeder.
EEG
Keep it warm, I'll be there for dinner a little late
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 09/02/2009
and "why did you abandon me?" By the third photo of an abused animal...a cat who looks like its eyes were gouged out...I couldn't take it anymore and I burst into tears and couldn't stop sobbing for at least 10 minutes
*****
i hate those commercials....there is a special place in hell for animal/child abusers...that always makes me cry...did you hear about the guy in new york (sean lynde ??? i think--who killed 5 or 6 of his girlfriends cats)...disgusting....if you can torture an animal it is easy to move on to a human...
@Bow:
I hear you ... I'm the same way. Every time I see that ASPCA Sarah McLachlan commercial, I grab my youngest kitteh and give her a huge hug, which she hates. :-)
People can be such shits sometimes.
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Migraine, Snap! ♥
Imma gonna get IG, IV, shandi, Mother and every other whore that said peel the toms.
I has been working on this sauce for over two hours, it better be the past damn pasta sauce evah.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Bow...
i have only seen the sarah mclachlan sad animal commercials--i have to look away. some fuckface in my neck of the woods beat a puppy with a tire iron.
puppy will make it, but a long road ahead.
ps: re: beatles. have you seen Across the Universe?
@bowchicka-
I'm not a fucking stalker, these people are talking about an incident that occured years ago that I didn't understand and wasn't prepared to deal with that left me heartbroken and sad. SHE used my fragile state to manipulate me and play with my fucking emotions then yell "stalker" to stir up more drama. Whatever the situation was, ir was long ago and i'm far over it and I dont know WHY...it was brought up again today and why she's still fucking mad, but what fuckig ever. No worries here!
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg&feature=player_embedded
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:13pm.
one other thing and I am almost afraid to ask this but do MC and EH know each other and go back a ways or something? I am trying desparately to understand why so much EH hate around here and it is obvious that even though I've been reading the posts and comments here on DListed for quite some time, something's been brewing for far longer than I realize. I wish there was a synapsis available on this whole situation because it can be a real head scratcher for me sometimes.
******
i was a long time lurker and wondering the same!!!!!!
Seriously, Uvula...I love you. You are about the funniest hor I know :)
**************************************************************
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Yes, poke it with sticks!1 BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!! She makes it SOOO easy to rip on her. AND takes it!!!
Jesus!
Thank you hoarz for all the advice on the Pergo. Ima gonna peel the tomatoes, mix the with some Goo Gone, and spread it on the floor, then add Magic Eraser to the sketti sauce.
*runs to Piggly Wiggly*
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca