Thursday, September 3rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 2nd!
Jon knew that fucking the babysitter would come back to bite him in the ass. - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
If it's Yellow - Let it Mellow
If it's Brown - Flush it Down
If its an Asian Girl asking for a Golden Shower - R. Kelly will be over in a Half Hour - Simon Birch
Terrence Howard introduces his new line of baby wipes. - islandgirl
Are you feeling well, Cindy? You look like shit. - starvis
VIA Picture Is Unrelated (Thanks Ann)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:08am.
ha ha Provy I just read this one too funny, LMAO
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:27pm.
Quick, call Bill Clinton, he's great at rescuing Asian girls from shitholes!!
It came to me while i was half asleep! Thought it was a winnah.
Congrats to all, lol @ simon birch. besides the great caption you reminded me of that crapfest movie 'simon birch'
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
Funny stuff!!
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dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It
is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do
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dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It
is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do
it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*********************************I recommend you a great millionaire
dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It
is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do
it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Bwahahahahaha!!! Okay, seriously the best captions evah. You hos NAILED IT!!
It's said that more and more celebs and rich singles have profiles and their sexy photos on ~~~~~~_____WealthySeeker.COM____~~~~~~The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..~~~~~~~~~~~
Slutts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LMAO at this one.
All the winners...GOOD JOB!!!
congrats winners lmao slutty!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Congrats to all the winners! This was THE FUNNIEST stuff ever. Maybe because it has to do with a bathroom humor and sex, but it seems like it brought out the BEST, the funniest and and most imaginative in everyone.
Congrats Slutty!!!
and to all the winners...kinda like winning the special olympics.
ha ha Provy I just read this one too funny, LMAO
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:27pm.
Quick, call Bill Clinton, he's great at rescuing Asian girls from shitholes!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
@snowy: angel_i thinks she's the prettier, younger sister. The one who lurves bangers.
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Bottom-feeder.
plecy omg rotflmao the avie, she looks just the same ahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Slutty!! ♥♥♥IG!♥♥♥
congrats to all the winners!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
If you bent me over a car hood and shoved it up my poop hole, I couldn't be more shocked. Congrats Simon Birch, I.G.& remains of her cherry♥♥♥, starvis *kicks starvis* get off the podium starvis, you've been up here for a damn week, let someone else have a chance.
Thanks MK & my cherry-popping dlisted family. Winning the CT is better than surprise butt sex.
YAY SLUTTY!!! YAY ISLANDGIRL!!! Congrats Simon Burch & Starvis! Hilarious!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:40am.
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ABWAHAHAHA!! What a relief though, because we have a big show planned for Del Rio this long weekend. :)
And thanks, Silvara! ♥
Good ones! Congrats IG, and the rest of you funny ho's.
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"How can I think I'm standing strong?
Yet feel the air beneath my feet?
How can happiness feel so wrong?
How can misery be so sweet?"
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@IG: for you in celebration of your CT win:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5jC53HGHRar2...
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2 septembre, 1989 ♥♥♥
Cinq Cent Milles Miles
It's said more and more celebs have nice profiles with private photos and blogs on _____ diamondsingle.com ____ is a private exclusive dating club to meet millionaires, rich and beautiful men and women worldwide for free. hope you can find you perfect match.
Awwww, thanks, guys. I finally popped mah CT cherry!
Congrats to McSlitty, Simon Burch and starvis!
LOL! Slutty you totally nailed it.
All super funny today! Congrats, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Congrats, Slutty♥Butty! Glad to see you back up in here!
WTG, Simon Birch! Very clevah!
♥♥♥IG!! Hahaha Funny Sex Hooker!
LOL, Starvis, as ALWAYS! *WooT*
Great group of funny sluts!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Slutty that was genius. Pure genius!
Way to Slutty !
IG ♥ and Slitty McGinge ♥! Two of mah favorite horz! Congratulations Simon Birch and starvis, too!
Yaaay, Slutty!!!
Don't forget to donate the prize money at www.Sluttydrankedthemortgagepayment.org
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Congrats funny slutz!!! Starvis, yours is my favorite.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Good one, Slutts! Congrats to the runners-up, too!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
SLUTTY!!!!!!! Congrats, ya funny, funny ho! Congrats to SimonBirch, islandgirl, and starvis too!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:38am.
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You're a fan of rugby? I cover my eyes in terror when I watch my nephew play.
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2 septembre, 1989 ♥♥♥
Cinq Cent Milles Miles
Slutts!! Congrats you funny monkeyfighter!
Congrats as well to Simon Birch, **IG** *playing my triangle in your honour*, and starvis!!
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Joe Satriani: Day at the Beach
Biggest congrats to super ho Sluttsville!!!!!
Also congratulatons to Simon Birch (brilliant), islandgirl, and starvis!!!!
Slitty and IG!!! Congratulations you funneee goils. And congrats to the other winners too!
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2 septembre, 1989 ♥♥♥
Cinq Cent Milles Miles
LOL!!!!!!!! Ah I needed a good laugh this a.m. Thanks and congrats to all you hilarious mofos. :)
Here's looking at poo kiddo
Live each day as though it’s your last because one day it really will be
You want happy finish?
The term "Going to the head," was a little lost in translation.
♪ Take me home and me love you looooooog time!
This is the biggest glory hole I've ever seen.
Bill
Home Depot introduced its newest product, the Blumpkin 3000.
My darling you must hide in this toilet, it is the only way you can get to America. It's being shipped to the house of that famous American singer R.Kelly.
Quick, call Bill Clinton, he's great at rescuing Asian girls from shitholes!!
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
everyone wants to be an R Kelly
The royal penis is clean, your highness.
You might get a shitty blowjob, but you won't have a pot to piss in.
Those Japanese toilets do everything from clean your butt to toss your salad.
"I'm wearing my Hello Kitty outfit. Shaved hairless. With my head sticking out of a toilet. Rock hard now, eh Yatsumi?"
"Happy Ending" public restrooms are all the rage in Japan!