Shiloh Is Already Better Than All Of Us
Most 3-year-olds are lazy babblers who spend their days pushing Cheerios around, slobbering all over everything and get excited about talking sponges (Just like me!), but not Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! No, Shiloh is already flying planes around the world and making paninis that would melt the tongues of a million Italians. In this week's Life & Style, they take us inside the magical world of a 3-year-old.
Apparently, Shiloh loves is a regular Top Chef judge, because she loves paninis. One special soul told Life & Style that they watched Shiloh and St. Angie share a panini at a cafe in Corsica, "They were talking and seemed really happy to be out with each other." Shiloh was also heard saying that she wants to be an actor like her parents when she gets older. Then she ordered a bottle of the 59' Chateau Hanteillan and asked them to serve it to her on the veranda, because she likes to watch the sunset.
I mean, is next week's cover of Life & Style going to take us into the world of Kourtney Kardashian's fetus? I shouldn't joke, because it probably is!
Personally, I'm still waiting for the twin messiahs shocking "coming out" cover on People: "Yes, we poop our pants! And it smells!"
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Ok, I admit I looked at this Shilox article while in the supermarket line this morning. I've come to the conclusion that Skeletor Jolie OWNS this magazine. Brad owns the other one, what is it? InTouch?
its disgusting how much attention these rag mags & GOSSIP WEB SITES give these children just because their parents used to be somewhat fuckable. its even more disgusting that people eat this shit up. start reading books, folks.
Hehehe reading thru the latest posts, guess I can admit that for some reason Pax scares the crap outta me. Don't know why, he just gives me the creeps!
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2 words for Shilohs future....
POWER. LESBIAN. or SOFTBALL. PLAYER.
Same difference. I already get the gayelle vibe off her. Just like I get the gay boy vibe off Sean Preston.
hmm, i'm getting a chastity bono-in the making vibe from her.
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One of my dreams in life...besides being RPatz's love slave...is for this adorable little girl to wear a dress...is that too much to ask?!?
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Shiloh is a cutie, that I'll give her.
What I really want to know is how Holly Madison had so much cosmetic surgery and still manages to look like shit?!
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i just LOVE that i get to read all kinds of hilarious blogs about this girl for the rest of her life my life. MK's are the best!
I still don't get the hype surrounding this little girl. I mean - she is so plain looking, not to mention unkempt hair and boyish clothes. Poor child - her psychotic mother never gives her chance. Ever since she was born she was called a blob and her newborn pic was sold to the highest bidder - which I bet she never got the money that supposedly to be hers. I think manjawlina is envious her daughter will grow up as a pretty girl and take the spotlight from her for good. Crazy mother. I myself will be very proud if people who see my little girl say she is prettier than me.
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You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War? Hubbel Gardner.
@ Obsessa "I also think that Maddox is going to grow up to be a gay hair-dresser."
Well I hope for Angie and Brads sake, Cause Dictator Zahara Is gonna either exile or imprison those whores for never getting her hair did. "All that money an ya'll bitches couldn't hire a Sista to put in a multi colored weave or smuthin!"
I'm just waiting for the time when Princess Z becomes Dictator Z. Lil momma is going to rule her own county with an iron fist someday! She'll show Idi Amean (sp) a thing or two.
Tomboy, seriously?
Wait when Is Cruise going to sue for using his trademark?
PEOPLE you are totally crazy! I was laughing so hard now! This is by far the funniest blog site!
Shiloh lesbian eheheheheh
Madox gay hair dresser eheh
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haha! Just read the earlier comments, great minds and all!
well...Shiloh DOES look like Chas Bono as a young 'un. Google THAT, joliloonie!
I know all of you think you are being clever but really, calling a three year old baby a lesbian?? That's pretty low!! But I suppose it can be expected given the intelligence of most of you
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What's wrong with that. After all her mother is an admitted bi-sexual.
Not that there's anything wrong with that either. Right?
Heheheh angel_i. You really have me in stitches today, I swear!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
I also think that Maddox is going to grow up to be a gay hair-dresser.
Submitted by mslewis on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:16pm.
I know all of you think you are being clever but really, calling a three year old baby a lesbian??
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Who said there was anything wrong with her growing up to be a lesbian? Last I checked, her parents were fully supportive of the gay and lesbian movement, so should she choose to come out of the closet years later, please tell me how that makes us catty and unintelligent when we speak the obvious truth, way ahead of her time?
Actually, I'd say you sound quite homophobic and one of those that spits at the screen when you type in a rage of anger.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:32pm.
*runs back the other way, TP-ing thread*
GOD BLESS 3-YEAR-OLD LESBIANS!!!!!!
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and....
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:19pm.
A POX ON YOU ALL!
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Don't you mean a PAX?
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Why yes! I think I did! Or perhaps I meant A MADDOX.
He is the vengeful one, after all...
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Where are the fuckin twins? This is all a ploy to divert our attention from the twins because of something catastrophic about them that would make people run and hide or something... why isn't She carting them around on her hips like she used to do with her other children at that age?? huh, HUH??? somethin's up!
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Why does Angie dress her kids like shit?
I'm sure the loonie magazines will celebrating every little detail in the gifted kids lives...look for Happy First Menstruation party.
Poor Brad Pitt. Someday his own daughter will be able to lawfully marry her partner in all 50 states and he'll end up running out of excuses and will have to marry that slutty crazy 70 pound whore.
-"Submitted by mslewis on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:16pm."
Scientists have found that homosexuality is caused by a gene or set of genes, I can't remember. Look it up, so it's possible to have a gayelle 3 year-old. Brangelina support the gays and you don't.. you are a brangeloonie EPIC FAIL.
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Shiloh should be raised by Jennifer! Okkkk brangie loons come at me! dumb asses!
Coma Caca!!
Has that fucking whacko Carrie D shown up yet to threaten lawsuits?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:19pm.
A POX ON YOU ALL!
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Don't you mean a PAX?
*runs back the other way, TP-ing thread*
GOD BLESS 3-YEAR-OLD LESBIANS!!!!!!
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MSLEWIS ~ it's a school night...quit trolling around Dlisted.
Dumbass kids.
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mslewis on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:16pm.
I know all of you think you are being clever but really, calling a three year old baby a lesbian?? That's pretty low!! But I suppose it can be expected given the intelligence of most of you.
- DUUUHHHH URRRRRR, daaaang, I dun thunked being a lesbian twasnt supposed to be a big deal, gaw, I must be stoopid or sumthin'. seriously, so what if Shiloh is a Gayelle, do you care that much that you scold people for it...LOON!
You get a "lesbian vibe" from a three year old!! HA!! I think some of you need to up your meds!! Or perhaps just snort a little more coke and drink a bit more Jack!! Your lives seem less than perfect.
- Well gee ms.lewis ain't no one got no perfect life but I reckon in a perfect life Shiloh's Momma would be that Jennifer woman. *snorts coke and slams a shot of jack*
Think about it . . . this photo was taken with a cell phone camera by a tourist, not a pap; it was sold and is now on the cover of a tabloid. Blame the rag mag for putting a three year old on its cover. Don't blame the child.
I'll blame the parents in this case, since they never retaliate or advocate lessening of photo ops and fame hworing they're chirrun Skittles.
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@mslewis: I know all of you think you are being clever but really, calling a three year old baby a lesbian?? That's pretty low!! But I suppose it can be expected given the intelligence of most of you.
You get a "lesbian vibe" from a three year old!! HA!! I think some of you need to up your meds!! Or perhaps just snort a little more coke and drink a bit more Jack!! Your lives seem less than perfect.
Think about it . . . this photo was taken with a cell phone camera by a tourist, not a pap; it was sold and is now on the cover of a tabloid. Blame the rag mag for putting a three year old on its cover. Don't blame the child.
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Huh? You do realize you're on DListed, right? Just Jared is four sites over and up Angelina Jolie's ass. You can't miss it.
Shiloh kinda reminds me of Jodie Foster when she was a little kid. I think it's the hair.
Ohhh how cute is lil Shilohita! Hope she kicks some ass at that house when she gets older.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:19pm.
A POX ON YOU ALL!
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Well, MC already has THAT, and so does my boo. I got tetanus shots. Whatchugot, Willis?
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
I know all of you think you are being clever but really, calling a three year old baby a lesbian?? That's pretty low!! But I suppose it can be expected given the intelligence of most of you.
You get a "lesbian vibe" from a three year old!! HA!! I think some of you need to up your meds!! Or perhaps just snort a little more coke and drink a bit more Jack!! Your lives seem less than perfect.
Think about it . . . this photo was taken with a cell phone camera by a tourist, not a pap; it was sold and is now on the cover of a tabloid. Blame the rag mag for putting a three year old on its cover. Don't blame the child.
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GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
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WHY does Shilox get to act and ZAHARAX has to run some sick house in the deserts of AFRICA!??!?!?
They have built a clinic for Zx to run and that is straight outta dadsie and mumsie mouths, so what's up with that?
Does Maddox and Pax have to go and deactivate landmines in their native countries while Shiloh gets to thesp all over HW?
Just realised she does have a Chaz Bono look about her but it's kinda harsh to say given she's only 3.
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Shiloh is a beautiful little girl. If she didn't have a c^nt for a mother she'd stand a chance. Skrangie is an insecure, dependent, junkie piece of shit. She's jealous of her own daughter and it shows. The only child that ever looks good is Maddox, you know the one that made her feel like a woman. No, not a mom a woman. Z's even dressed better than Shiloh.
I wonder what happen to the cabbage patch twins.
I concurr with other Dlisters...Shiloh gives me the Home Depot, clam chowder gayelle vibe.
BTW, where the hell are the holy twins??? Do they even exist?
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Submitted by RainbowBrite on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 4:12pm.
Not to be mean to little Shiloh, but I really think she is going to be a big ol' lezbo ala Chaz Bono.
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I completely agree with you. I actually got that vibe before I read any of the comments. She is going to be very butch lesbian when she grows up.
@Stoney: No, no! It's Johnx. Johnx Jolie Pitt.
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Johnx or Shox or Lox, so many awesome names to choose from. I predict Shilox will end up as the first female pro football tackle. She's got the cleats, just a few more supersize me Big Mac meals and she'll be ready for action.
The forehead might be angelina's too..
OK those lips are angie's, but the face is so much brad's that i forget the lips are angie's. And for a minute i was going to say, no way those lips are brads then i realized who had the big lips. But the rest of that face is brad's.
If Shiloh or any of these kids are upset over a lack of privacy and need someone to blame for all this fuckery, then they need only to look at Mom and Dad who pimped them out while they were still in the womb.