Wednesday, September 2nd 2009
Chupa Is In Blanco, TX!
For some reason, Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe is in Blanco, TX. Maybe she was styling Shelley Duvall for the Roswell UFO Festival? Yeah, who knows, but somehow Chupa ended up passing out in some dude's barn. She probably had too much Starbucks and Adderall and crashed majorly.
Chupa was discovered by some hillbillies who took her to the local taxidermist. It's happened before. Chupa will be fine. I'm sure she'll wake up from her caffeine coma in a couple of days and strut back to Hollywood where she'll shut it down for Eva Mendes and throw bananas at Anne Hathaway. Or something. Yes, I watch her show. Yes, I'm ashamed.
Here's Chupa looking much healthier a few days ago with her husband in Malibu.
Splash (Thanks Matt!)
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gosh you got to be kidding me it sooo looks like a dehidrated dog
I am more shocked that Chupacabra has a husband...Cute dress though.
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Thanks iieee...your right. How could these assholes not know it was a dog??? They killed a dog!!! I hope someone poisons these dumb fucks next.
It's a Mexican Hairless Dog---a XOLO/CHOLO!
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/xoloitzcuintle.htm
Its a hoax. Looks like a dead dog that lost its hair. There have been so many of these hairless dead animal hoaxes lately, its hard to believe it can even be considered news, let alone real.
I saw a show where they suspected a chupra of killing people!!!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:27pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8FzxhGOMIo
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LMAO...Cheese fest comin' up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aTEd7N_6D8
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Hahahahaha "These people down here...hell, they hunt, they trap....they're always killing something, you know"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:33pm.
OMFG! *hyperventilates* *dead faint face first* *little sock monkey tail curls like a cinnamon roll*
OT: You know the chupaRachel is gonna be wearing that fucking cupacraba skin as a coat this fall! She thinks she's a fucking fashion trendsetter. Despite the gamey smell, the Olsen Hwores are gonna rock this piece of roadkill! Trust.
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We can only hope that the Olsen trolls will get the mange from sporting this hide on their narrow asses. On the upside there is more enough to cover both of them for fall and winter coats.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:27pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8FzxhGOMIo
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LMAO...Cheese fest comin' up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aTEd7N_6D8
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:18pm.
Mounting is always tricky, Socky. I don't want to say that a few of your indiscreet moments have been captured on film..but if the sock fits..and all that..
http://home.earthlink.net/~sevres/horse.jpg
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OMFG! *hyperventilates* *dead faint face first* *little sock monkey tail curls like a cinnamon roll*
OT: You know the chupaRachel is gonna be wearing that fucking cupacraba skin as a coat this fall! She thinks she's a fucking fashion trendsetter. Despite the gamey smell, the Olsen Hwores are gonna rock this piece of roadkill! Trust.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
the producer of this show is the biggest cunt ever..with a big stupid smile... i hate her
xoxox
The war isn't working.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8FzxhGOMIo
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Pardon my manners, Socky....good to see you again
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*sock monkey hugs & smooches* Hi, Slutty!
ON T: When the taxidermist "mounts" the chupacabra.. Is that "mounts" as in fuck the dead or stuff the dead? Same difference. And by "dead"..I mean chupaRachel.
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Mounting is always tricky, Socky. I don't want to say that a few of your indiscreet moments have been captured on film..but if the sock fits..and all that..
http://home.earthlink.net/~sevres/horse.jpg
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Pardon my manners, Socky....good to see you again
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*sock monkey hugs & smooches* Hi, Slutty!
ON T: When the taxidermist "mounts" the chupacabra.. Is that "mounts" as in fuck the dead or stuff the dead? Same difference. And by "dead"..I mean chupaRachel.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 9:01pm.
On your way up, can you stop & pick up my virginity, you may need one of those portable carriers for it.
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LOL! Uh..that's a negative, big buddy. That thing keeps giving me the side eye.
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Pardon my manners, Socky....good to see you again.
These people are kidding right? and on CNN smh. That creature is clearly canine.
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Current Mood: Whoop a trick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvJWsp-AwUI
*warning 90% profanity*
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:58pm.
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Glad to see slipping dryer sheets in your sock slots still works!
Sounds like you've had a busy couple of months with a lil' relaxation squished in between. That's always a good thing. Meanwhile, I'm seriously doubting that this is Slutty's virginal sack, as it has one too many eyes.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:38pm.
*Brushes off Texas visitor sign"
Texas, it's the new West Virginia.
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LMAO!! Not so fast. I'll play ya for it.
*adjusting sleeves*
BTW, if I lose of course this means I'll need someone originally from W.V. to put me up for a bit. Don't need anything fancy, yano'. Your old corrugated tin shed out back would feel just like home.
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You forget that I'm from Cuntucky, the difference is my corrugated tin shed has a moonshine still, but you're more than welcomed to it. Bring your armadillo lamp, it would liven up the decor.
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*Loses on purpose*
Packin up shed and movin' to Beverly. Cuntuky, that is.
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On your way up, can you stop & pick up my virginity, you may need one of those portable carriers for it.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:50pm.
*slipping TWO delicate fabric dryer sheets into Socky's hamper*
Good to see ya back around the joint, Socky!
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*deep sniff* mmmmmm...Me missed you, too! BF & I took a looong vacation, then me was down with the flu (not swine cause me still loving the bacon & porkchops!) and graduate courses is killing me!! Ugh!!
*sock monkey hugs & smooches*
OT: Me smell hardcore roadkill coming from Ms Leatherface Chupa!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I guess the taxidermist has never seen an animal with a bad case of mange - it looks just like that. Probably a coyote or fox.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:38pm.
*Brushes off Texas visitor sign"
Texas, it's the new West Virginia.
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LMAO!! Not so fast. I'll play ya for it.
*adjusting sleeves*
BTW, if I lose of course this means I'll need someone originally from W.V. to put me up for a bit. Don't need anything fancy, yano'. Your old corrugated tin shed out back would feel just like home.
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You forget that I'm from Cuntucky, the difference is my corrugated tin shed has a moonshine still, but you're more than welcomed to it. Bring your armadillo lamp, it would liven up the decor.
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*Loses on purpose*
Packin up shed and movin' to Beverly. Cuntuky, that is..
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:46pm.
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*slipping TWO delicate fabric dryer sheets into Socky's hamper*
Good to see ya back around the joint, Socky!
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That is a Xoloitzcuintli. (Mexican Hairless Dog)
I hate the news.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:38pm.
*Brushes off Texas visitor sign"
Texas, it's the new West Virginia.
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LMAO!! Not so fast. I'll play ya for it.
*adjusting sleeves*
BTW, if I lose of course this means I'll need someone originally from W.V. to put me up for a bit. Don't need anything fancy, yano'. Your old corrugated tin shed out back would feel just like home.
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You forget that I'm from Cuntucky, the difference is my corrugated tin shed has a moonshine still, but you're more than welcomed to it. Bring your armadillo lamp, it would liven up the decor.
West Virginia...where a virgin is a girl who can outrun her brother..*striking up the banjo*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:38pm.
*Brushes off Texas visitor sign"
Texas, it's the new West Virginia.
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LMAO!! Not so fast. I'll play ya for it.
*adjusting sleeves*
BTW, if I lose of course this means I'll need someone originally from W.V. to put me up for a bit. Don't need anything fancy, yano'. Your old corrugated tin shed out back would feel just like home.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
*Brushes off Texas visitor sign"
Texas, it's the new West Virginia.
*wrinkling little sock monkey nose* Me smell roadkill.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:05pm.
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So, no one is going to mention how funny it is to hear the reporter use the Spanish accent when saying the word 'chupacabra'? Ok.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:53pm.
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SWOON!!! Daniel Day Lewis, you say? Where's Clarisse?
Dee, it's ON!! ♥
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:39pm.
Eeee! *canceling my ticket to visit my MS ladeees in Texarse*
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Now, joe, we're not all THAT bad.
Well, with the possible exception of Nittay and Dee. :)
*ducks*
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*breaking wine glass IG-style* I knows you ain't talkin' smack about ME, hor! ♥
Awwww, don't be like that, Jo. I'll pack up Paco the burro and head up your way if you like.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:39pm.
Eeee! *canceling my ticket to visit my MS ladeees in Texarse*
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Now, joe, we're not all THAT bad.
Well, with the possible exception of Nittay and Dee. :)
*ducks*
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There will be blood!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:39pm.
Eeee! *canceling my ticket to visit my MS ladeees in Texarse*
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Now, joe, we're not all THAT bad.
Well, with the possible exception of Nittay and Dee. :)
*ducks*
I could be wrong, but it looks like one of those hairless dogs. Like a mexican hairless? Or something?
http://www.littlepawz.com/m_hairless.html
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Anybody want to comment on the calves of Zoe's friend in the purple dress? Holy hell those are massive, esp 4th thumbnail.
Ummm not sure if anyone has said this...but that looks like a dog. I am no scientist but...I am not delusional either.
Coma Caca!!
Being a TV freak, I had to give this show a one episode chance. I think I literally lost brain cells watching this hot pile of steaming shit. I've never seen lazier people complain about not working. Is this show...serious?
Here in the UK we would call that...... a dog.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:22pm.
I prefer the One Who Rules The Universe For Good Without Dogma.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:18pm.
ROFL @ angel_i!!!!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
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Um.. wich one?. There are shitloads to choose from. Give me choices and I'll see.
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ROFL @ angel_i!!!!
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