Damn You, Oprah!
Whitney Houston's big comeback concert for Good Morning America aired today, but was actually taped yesterday afternoon, because her voice doesn't do mornings. Even though she didn't have the morning mist fucking with her vocal cords, she still sounded a little cracky (punned on purpose).
Whitney apologized to the crowd of 5,000 fans and explained that she did Oprah earlier, "I've been talking for so long. ... I talked so much, my voice...I shouldn't be talking. I should be singing." THAT BITCH OPRAH! I'm sure Oprah is still mad at Whitney for turning down a little game of "Spin the Dildo" with Gayle back in the early 90s, so she's getting back at her! Oprah sabotaged her ass!
After watching Whitney's performance, it looks like her ass didn't do much singing at all. She let her back-up singers and the audience do the work. Smart thinking. Just hand the mic off. And yes, her voice sounded like Dionne Warwick after smoking 12 packs of Kools, but at least she didn't lip-synch. I'm trying to be positive.
Here's some pictures of Whitney and Bobb Kristina from yesterday's concert.
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IMHO her daughter isn't really ugly at all. The shit talkin about the little girls appearance isn't cute. Hey I get that this is a celeb "bashing" site but some of you really need to give it a rest, STFU and kindly get a fucking life. ;') Before you rush to call someone ugly remove you ass from your chair head over to a mirror and then come again.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "
homegirl forgot to say, "I lost my voice from years of cocaine drippings ravaging my voicebox and from smoking crack!" and for all you making fun of Bobby Christina, just remember, she's the daughter of Whitney Hou$ton, and you're on a gossip web site, making fun of 16 year olds. get a life.
"Milton Green, Milton Green, Milton Greeeeeenn.... he needs a kidney......" It is my fondest wish for an Amy Winehouse/Whitney Houston Afterschool 30 Rock Special, written by Tina Fey. Wondrous joy.
Angel I's, Winehouse had so many wake-up calls, the silly broad is still in a coma. I don't think this will phase her at all. Sadly.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
*swoons@Richard Strangdog*
OT: Why the hell does Winehouse sound great, during her 'recent' comeback, and Whitney sounds like...... Bobby?
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I thought about that too...I think it's time. Amy hasn't been smoking crack nearly as long. Achally, when I thought it yesterday, I also thought: Geez, I hope Amy is paying attention.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Angel I's of Wonder, I've missed you, too. Mi amor!
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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 6:55pm.
Strangdog! Oooh LaLa! Where you been hiding your hwat self?! Please don't say the same place as Whitney! We miss your funnay snark! You got some 'splainin' to do!
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Real life is keeping me from my life's work, bashing overprivileged and overpaid celebriwhores. I've missed you and dramaqueen, too.
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O good! I din't get a chance to ask you yesterday. You don't gotta miss me but I miss you anyways:)
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Strangdog! Oooh LaLa! Where you been hiding your hwat self?! Please don't say the same place as Whitney! We miss your funnay snark! You got some 'splainin' to do!
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Real life is keeping me from my life's work, bashing overprivileged and overpaid celebriwhores. I've missed you and dramaqueen, too.
OT: Why the hell does Winehouse sound great, during her 'recent' comeback, and Whitney sounds like...... Bobby? Is Satan on the side of Winehouse, if so, would he work on Whitney's vocal cords?
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
She had the back up singers sing the hard part while she pointed the microphone at the crowd. Please Bobby xtina get your gap fixed...it's ugly.
Bless her heart....I think the county is really rooting for Whitney but from the sound of things, the voice is GONE never to return. :(
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:55am.
Submitted by AgentM on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:44am.
So sad. Her voice was a gift she lost.
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She didn't lose it. Whitney DESTROYED it.
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ITA...but it's still so sad & pathetic.
You just rock on Whitney. Give her a break, she's prolly nervous as all get out. We know she's gonna tank. Another one done gone.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
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I can't believe MK didn't post THIS video; the last 2 minutes are priceless..."don't make me do it"...lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzeJe76OEaI&feature=related
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Submitted by AgentM on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:44am.
So sad. Her voice was a gift she lost.
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She didn't lose it. Whitney DESTROYED it.
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So sad. Her voice was a gift she lost. Also, all that money and she can't get her kid braces?
So sad. Her voice was a gift she lost. Also, all that money and she can't get her kid braces?
First she was blaming Bobbie for her voice, and now Oprah?
How about the crack pipe?
That being said, I wish her well on her comeback.
*puff*
Rehab is a muthafucka!
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after sucking on a crack pipe for so long she is never gonna be were she was 20 + years ago. I'm just glad she's not tweaking at a 7/11 at 3 a.m. somewhere. That was heartbreaking to see.
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:21pm.
Poor Bobbi Christina, she's got Alexa Ray Joel disease. Beautiful mother and she ends up looking like her father!
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The first one most often comes out looking like the dad. I heard that was biological. I heard, bc I'm not that good in biology myself. LOL. Something about men having a tougher time bonding with children than the mother, so the first one comes out looking like him to "prove" it is his... and maybe soften his heart? Anyone can correct me on this.
Crackwhore had a crack baby. In stead of getting a wig for herself and her daughter she should fix her vocalcords or just die
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Yeah, yeah, "I shouldn't be talking. I should be singing"... honey, there's a whole lot of things you shouldn't have been doing.
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I have heard singers that were genuinely hoarse(why the fuck are they singing anyway..? LOL!) but her voice sounds severely damaged!!! Surgically removing vocal nodules is one thing( ie. Julie/Justin/Mariah) but she can't reverse the damage done from drug abuse. Ugh! Sorry Whitney it's not gonna work.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:02pm.
Oooh, dlaugher. I wouldn't advise you to go to the Shiloh thread, then.
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shiloh?! i thought she was considered cute? (shakes head)
thanks, algae fish.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:05pm.
YOU'RE ARREARS IN ASS TAX AGAIN!! SELL SOFA BATTERIES AND GREENBEANS!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:43pm.
@angel-i: Dang gurl, you won the CT contest yesterday, the winnings should cover your rent for a couple of months.
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She won't even be back from the magnificent cruise around the world for the next couple months.
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Yeah *sigh* I couldn't afford the tax on all that:(
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Oooh, dlaugher. I wouldn't advise you to go to the Shiloh thread, then.
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PS: grown up people commenting on the ugliness of a teenager (can't you leave that to the teenagers?) are lame. she's 16, people. she looks like a happy kid in the pics (despite her life so far) and then you gotta go slam her? it's one thing i hates about the internets. people always commenting on how ugly people are. i would love to see the attractiveness level of the people who do it.
Her voice sounded terrible from the very beginning (talking), so how could she sound good? If it wasn't oprah, it was something. she doesn't sound like that all the time.
soooo.....i reserve judgment till i hear her singing with an ok voice not pneumonia voice.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:50pm.
Watch out for the guy at 0:28...he wants to be every woman.
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I just assumed that was you.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:50pm.
Watch out for the guy at 0:28...he wants to be every woman.
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Travolta was there?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Watch out for the guy at 0:28...he wants to be every woman.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:43pm.
@angel-i: Dang gurl, you won the CT contest yesterday, the winnings should cover your rent for a couple of months.
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She won't even be back from the magnificent cruise around the world for the next couple months.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@angel-i: Dang gurl, you won the CT contest yesterday, the winnings should cover your rent for a couple of months.
*Sends TV nekkid pics of Courtney Love to cure him of his porn addiction*
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:32pm.
Sorry, I gave all my money @ tvlovespornandvodka.com
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She sounds like the crack whore on the corner screaming our Whitney Houston songs.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:27pm.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:21pm.
You're so right! But I think poor Alexa Ray got hit harder by the ugly bus.
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Poor Bobbi Christina, she's got Alexa Ray Joel disease. Beautiful mother and she ends up looking like her father!
Can someday please just give this lady a crack pipe and sit her down on the couch already?
Ok, I kid, I kid....!
This reminds me of a Sinead O'Connor song: "a man can fake you...take your soul and make you...
never be yourself again"
Wow! I want my four minutes back! And what's up with her daughter's teef? Is she pulling another Madonna and thinks messed up teef and big brows are nice?
:'(
"And yes, her voice sounded like Dionne Warwick after smoking 12 packs of Kools..."
ROTFLMVAGINAO!!
The kids name is Bobb Kristina? She is old enough for braces...what's with the gap teefs?
she can't sing anymore. she ruined her voice the day she decided that crack is not whack after all.
just shut up whitney. we have already too much fuckery to deal with aka Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry, Lady Caca, etc. You don't need to add up on the pile.
zomg I saw the Oprah preview. O asks Whitney about the divorce, the drugs, the voice.
Whitney did two days with Oprah, that's why I think it was before AND after this concert.
The first hour was the same day as this and then she went back the next day.
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What is most disturbing about that clip is Diane Sawyer and Robin whatever on stage and "dancing"
That said, I can give her a break. Her voice was strained. If it wasn't, she'd be hitting some notes.