Birthday Sluts

yowza! happy birthday Raquel and Sondre!

angel_i:

If you are a cheap skank, it will definitely show when it comes to your new surgical procedures.

I don't udnerstood these Hollywood skanks that get backwoods, alley-like reconstructive surgery, but then they drive around in Hummers and wear couture all day?

That is the most backwards shit ever.

And for now, I am rehearsing and at home for a change. Yay!

Let's see how long this lasts!

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@TheBreakdown: It's funny cuz I think Holly is hot for an average girl. Like, average-hot. And when I first saw her I was kinda impressed by that but now I understand how much work she had (on her face, her boobies were always obvious) - not so much.

My friend got her whole body done. And she looks good! Since I've seen how natural her new boobies look I can't BEWEAVE those Hollywood bitches can't find better doctors. I really don't think plastic surgery is something you should be cutting corners on, if you're gonna do it.

In other news: 3:30?! ACK! I'd die. Where are you now - you're kinda always moving, right?

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angel_i:

Well, in about two more months, it gets dark here around 3:30 in the day, so I am preparing my vampire hours early.

As for plastic surgery, I am not against it, but please try to stay within the realm of possibility.

I mean, look at Holly Madison. She looks NOTHING like her previous self.

And she's still not hot, in my opinion.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:56am.

And it's two in the afternoon over here, and I just woke up.
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LOL! I love/hate waking up in the afternoon. It's so luxurious but then the day goes so quick...

I was looking at her Marylin Manson photo ops yesterday - She seems vain enough to me that she'd go for it, absolutely. Choose your surgeons carefully, kids!

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angel_i:

She might have actually had a real accident, but I believe that before she went under she had the doctor 'spruce' her up a little.

Instead, she came out looking like an over-processed chicken.

And it's two in the afternoon over here, and I just woke up.

Don't ask!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:17am.

You silly people should be in bed!!!!!!

*bangs head against the wall*
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Well, after I stretched myself all out I snuggled with bunbun which is ALMOST like going back to bed! :)

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 6:46am.

angel_i:

I remember the time of the so-called 'accident', and I want to believe she did not choose to fuck up her gorgeous face.

Now she looks used up and thrangled in her mid-30s?
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Ah..."so-called" accident. She was SO purty. It's a tragedy. I dunno, man - I have nothing against an aging face. I have no reason to want to appeal to a bunch of 15 year olds - what the hell do they know anyway?! Yeesh.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

You silly people should be in bed!!!!!!

*bangs head against the wall*

It's "family" time! So instead of sleep for a few hours and be really biatchie, I just didn't sleep so i'll only be mildly bitchie =)

Off to see *grabs head* the marching band now!

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angel_i:

I remember the time of the so-called 'accident', and I want to believe she did not choose to fuck up her gorgeous face.

Now she looks used up and thrangled in her mid-30s?

A sin and a goddamn shame!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 6:29am.

I had a major crush on Rose McGowan - until her unfortunate plastic surgery, of course.
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Someone mentioned earlier she was in a car accident and her surgery is reconstructive. Unfortunate.

♥ Threadkilla!
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I had a major crush on Rose McGowan - until her unfortunate plastic surgery, of course.

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The cheesiness of the pic goes completely unnoticed with Raquel Welch rocking it up there. Happy 69!!

Kristian Alfonso is 46? I think she is actually 45. Hope Brady is not 46 yet.

Raquel Welch still rocks.

Not sure if it's been mentioned, but Freddie Mercury would have been 63 today.

RIP Freddie

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:23am.
Time-lapse videos of the L.A. wildfires:

Very cool, Mike. Still a huge pyrocumulus cloud all day today.

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Stefie Shock: Je combats le spleen

You put in Sondra Lerche (were your fingers on the wrong keys; who the f is she?) but forgot Sparky Lyle in July? Shame, shame, Michael K!

We have been watching the Bob Newhart show every night-we are up to season 4 and it is just the BEST. Emily, Howard, Jerry, Carol, Mr. Carlin-really great show.

Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am

just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even

naked photos on ~~~~ http://www.Sugarloves.Com under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!

69 and Raquel Welch have always kind of gone together in my mind.

Raquel Welch Michael Keaton, Rose McGowan and Bob Newheart happy birthday!

and Rachel Welch is the epitome of a gorgeous virgo!

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smokeybacon: love Bob Ross!!
Rose McGowan had an accident and had to have surgery which led to more botched up surgery: she used to be beautiful.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 2:09pm.

@ lizardo911
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Thanks for your anti-aging advice!
*chugs extra virgin olive oil from a bottle*

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*ahem* that was me:)

but lets not be chugging olive oil, I don't need a lawsuit on my hands over here:)

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

@ lizardo911
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Thanks for your anti-aging advice!
*chugs extra virgin olive oil from a bottle*

I LOVE MYRA BRECKINRIDGE!!!!! I'm still trying to find out what happened to Roger Herren (Rusty). I guess it was kind of hard for anyone to take him seriously again after being raped on screen by Raquel Welch.

I had an MB party in 2001. I had to get a bootleg VHS copy off the internet because Fox hadn't released it on DVD yet (well, not until they got a letter from a friend) and I served Go West Guacamole and Welch's Grape Juice (along with interesting "cocktails") and ran it on a loop across a 9x5 screen in my living room, which was turned into a harem. That weekend went down in the books.

Bob Newhart.... Such great childhood memories of he and Suzanne Pleshette - I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world when I was a wee one.

Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:52am.

@HBD RW, the hotest hottie evah..
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i can't get jellis. Actually, i second that motion.
And that is the most adorable avie i have ever seen!
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HB Racquel & Bob Newhart. I think that pic of Racquel is a publicity still from "Myra Breckinridge." The movie got panned but it's kinda fun to watch now..it's so campy it's hilarious. Gore Vidal's book was pretty good it must have pissed him off that they made such a dog's breakfast of the movie. Racquel is half Bolivian & half Irish American; Nice mix, obviously.
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@smokeybaconflavour:

Survey says!: Awful Plastic Surgery!
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/24/rose_mcgowan_fa...

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

69 and she's still got it.

Raquel was THE sex symbol...well many moons ago.

Raquel Welch is one of the hottest bitches ever. But the bitch makes Megan Fox look like Oscar material. Have you seen her Foster Grant commercials? She can't even say one line without sounding terrible?

" Rose McGowan (36)"

Say What?! I guess it's possible, but why does Rose look like a 60 year old woman with a face lift?

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:37am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:35am.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:29am.

Did you see the movie Food, Inc?
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Agreed! I haven't seen it but it sounds right up my alley. I'ma check it out.
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It's here: http://www.foodincmovie.com/

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LUVS IT! I'll make my daughter watch it too:)

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:35am.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:29am.

Did you see the movie Food, Inc?
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Agreed! I haven't seen it but it sounds right up my alley. I'ma check it out.
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It's here: http://www.foodincmovie.com/

Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:36am.

Sondre Lerche? Why is he known in US? This is a joke, right? Even here in Norway, we don't know him, he is a lousy singer.

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LOL! Classic.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Sondre Lerche? Why is he known in US? This is a joke, right? Even here in Norway, we don't know him, he is a lousy singer.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:29am.

say, approved for preservative purposes, but secretly to create cravings or make people fat. Did you see the movie Food, Inc?
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Agreed! I haven't seen it but it sounds right up my alley. I'ma check it out. Thanks:) It started with me with a book called Nutricide long long ago, which was a little over-the-top focusing on racial issues but definitely had some thorough research going on...

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:19am.

That's a good point, jazzy. Fat's also good for the brain. Hence my plethora of conspiracy theories about the dieting industry;p

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Don't even get me started on mine! I am guessing there are dual purpose ingredients - say, approved for preservative purposes, but secretly to create cravings or make people fat. Did you see the movie Food, Inc?

Feliz Año Nuevo, Raquel Tejada. That's Ms. Welch to you.

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That's a good point, jazzy. Fat's also good for the brain. Hence my plethora of conspiracy theories about the dieting industry;p

Carol Lawrence isn't doing too badly herself:
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/28554/tn-500_lawrencewm8155284.jp...

*she was Maria for 2 years on Broadway in the West Side Story back in the day...

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:45am.
Happy birthday to Raquel Welch!
She was so stunning with such an extraordinary figure.

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Is is not WAS; it is IS so stunning...

She looks the same. I am serious...

Ah, we used to play a drinking game called "Hi Bob" where you had to swig everytime someone said it. Good times, good times.

Happy BD to Loudon Wainright III and thank you for Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road, right up there with Spiders and Snakes by Jim Stafford.

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@HBD RW, the hotest hottie evah...

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Happy birthday to Raquel Welch!
She was so stunning with such an extraordinary figure.
I'll never forget her in "One Million Years BC", running around as a cavewoman clad in scanty animal skins, she was a GODDESS.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:38am.

I have a friend who I believed to be a young looking early fortyish but is actually 55! I recently discovered. Her skin is SO smooth. She told me her only real "secret" is LOTS of water...more and more as she gets older and she drinks a teaspoon of olive oil every day. And joy - she said joy was really important:)

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Thanks, angel_i. I will start now!! :-)

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:38am.

Submitted by lizardo911 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:33am.

I don't get how she looks the same now as she did back then.
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I have a friend who I believed to be a young looking early fortyish but is actually 55! I recently discovered. Her skin is SO smooth. She told me her only real "secret" is LOTS of water...more and more as she gets older and she drinks a teaspoon of olive oil every day. And joy - she said joy was really important:)
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Having enough fat in your diet is also important (and it isn't all that much). People are cutting so much fat out of their diet that their skin ends up looking awful.

Submitted by lizardo911 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:33am.

I don't get how she looks the same now as she did back then.
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I have a friend who I believed to be a young looking early fortyish but is actually 55! I recently discovered. Her skin is SO smooth. She told me her only real "secret" is LOTS of water...more and more as she gets older and she drinks a teaspoon of olive oil every day. And joy - she said joy was really important:)

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Thanks mike for that link, it's hard to fathom how much land was burnt or how vast the fire spread.